Just when Fang Chaozhou and the brown-eared pheasant looked at each other, a cautious voice sounded outside the door.
"Guest officer, are you awake? If so, can you...return the door?"
It was the voice of the waiter.
A quarter of an hour later, Fang Chaozhou stood in front of the innkeeper and the bookstore owner, apologizing non-stop, "I'm sorry, I fell asleep yesterday, this is all my fault, and I am responsible for all losses."
The innkeeper looked at the two door panels on the ground, which should be at the entrance of their inn now. Early this morning, he heard what happened from the waiter in the shop.
Their inn has been open for decades, and has experienced a lot of ups and downs. It turned out that the door of their inn was always smashed by drunk monks, so he spent a lot of money to buy the black iron door. Hundred catties.
Since changing the door, the door of their inn has become much safer, but he never expected that even though he changed the door, someone would still hit his door ruthlessly.
No matter how bad the original door of his inn was, at least it was still in place. This time it was gone, and someone carried it away!
Thinking of this, the innkeeper let out a long breath.
He thought that the person who could lift the door of two hundred catties should be a nine-foot strong man, but he only saw a tall and tall man.
Skinny, not as heavy as his door.
If the waiter hadn't told him that it was indeed the young man in front of him who stole his door, he would never have believed it.
The innkeeper shook his head, and then said: "Since the guest officer is willing to bear the loss, then I will pay the money later. I hope the guest officer can settle the account today, and let it be."
"Okay, okay." Fang Chaozhou nodded hurriedly.
The innkeeper said: "Besides, our store here is small and there are few people. I'm afraid we don't treat the guest officials well. Why don't we change to another inn?"
Although the question is used, the sign of chasing customers in the eyes is obvious.
"...Okay." After Fang Chaozhou finished speaking, he looked at the angry bookstore owner next to him.
Because he left an inn door in the Huaben shop last night, the owner of the bookstore came to him easily.
Fang Chaozhou changed his apology partner, continued his tone of Chen Ken, and said with a good attitude of apology: "I'm sorry, what happened last night was all my fault. I counted the scripts, and I took a total of one hundred and fifty ones, all of which are here. gone."
The owner of the bookstore glanced coldly at the book which was folded and placed on the table, "Don't think that if you return the book to me, I will forgive you."
"Yes, yes, yes." Fang Chaozhou said sincerely, "I will pay whatever you say you want to pay, and I will make sure you calm down."
So Fang Chaozhou not only lost two sums of money, but also worked as a coolie for a day.
The owner of the bookstore asked him to scrub the entire bookstore, not only that, but also take out the accumulated old books to bask in the sun, and no spells were allowed during the whole process.
After a whole day, Fang Chaozhou felt that his hands and waist were going to be broken, so when he returned to the new inn, he lay on the bed, unable to move.
The brown-eared pheasant walked around Fang Chaozhou. Seeing Fang Chaozhou's miserable appearance, it shook its head and said, "How can anyone be so aggrieved as you? You robbed them all, why pay them back? Pay compensation." .”
Fang Chaozhou closed his eyes and sighed, "Other people have come to the door, can I hide?" Speaking of this, he suddenly opened his eyes, and there was a hint of panic in his eyes, "Wait, you said I won't go again tonight Grab something?"
The brown-eared pheasant thought for a while, "According to common sense, it is not possible. After all, you are tired enough today, but no one can say for sure."
After Fang Chaozhou absorbed the magic weapon of the water system, he checked the sea of consciousness before going to bed. He knew that the little baby in the sea was still gnawing on the vines, and he felt that the flower bud between the other's eyebrows had grown a little bit, but he didn't know if it was an illusion or something.
"Don't move around tonight, let's have a good night's rest." He said to the baby.
The little baby didn't turn his head, and just said, "Water."
Fang Chaozhou: "..."
Forget it, no matter what he said to this guy, it just wanted water.
That night, Fang Chaozhou fell asleep very restlessly, he was afraid that he would do something bad again in the middle of the night. As soon as he opened his eyes the next day, he immediately checked the bed and was relieved to find that there was nothing extra on it.
But it wasn't long before he breathed a sigh of relief when he heard a strange sound.
The sound was "da da da", a bit like pecking something.
Fang Chaozhou paused for a moment, then looked around, and saw the brown-eared pheasant stepping on the table, eating hard, and what it ate was some familiar pastries for Fang Chaozhou.
A little familiar because he hadn't seen it before, but he saw it last night.
He seemed to rob things again last night.
The brown-eared pheasant was too excited to eat, and there was a humming sound in its throat. It didn't even have time to give Fang Chaozhou a look when he just woke up, until the cake crumbs flew all over the table, and his stomach was so distended that he couldn't walk. , just nestled on the table and said.
"Fang Chaozhou, the pastries you snatched are too delicious. I have never eaten such delicious things. I only know now that what I ate in the underground demon realm is not what chickens should eat. This is what chickens should eat." of."
Fang Chaozhou rubbed his forehead helplessly, turned over the quilt and got up, and when he was about to go to bed, he saw something on the ground. He took a closer look and found that it turned out to be a precious water-type magic weapon.
"This..." Fang Chaozhou stared at the magic weapon, and some memories came back instantly.
He not only robbed a candied fruit shop last night, but also robbed a monk. If he remembered correctly, the monk was still immobilized and stuffed under the bed.
The monk lived in this inn, and the brown-eared pheasant led him the way last night.
After Fang Chaozhou remembered it thoroughly, he immediately picked up the precious water-type magic weapon on the ground, stuffed it into his sleeve, and then took the veiled cap next to the pillow and put it on his head.
I don't know if it was the reason why he was caught yesterday. Last night he was much more cautious when he robbed than the day before. He didn't go through the door when he went out. He relied on the windows and wore a veiled hat, as if he was afraid of being recognized.
Seeing that Fang Chaozhou was about to go out, the brown-eared pheasant couldn't help asking, "Where are you going?"
"Return the things." Fang Chaozhou said in a helpless tone.
The brown-eared pheasant rolled its eyes, and said in a low voice, "Return it, anyway, you will snatch it back tonight."
Hearing what the brown-eared pheasant said, Fang Chaozhou coughed, "No, I've returned it, why would I want to snatch it again, even if I'm possessed, I won't always stare at one person."
Yao Yucheng wants to scold people very much now, but he can't. The education he has received since he was a child is that a man should be refined and not fussy, so when someone robbed him of his magic weapon, tied him up, stuffed him under the bed, and left him half asleep He didn't curse at the cold floor tiles of the dormitory.
He left the family, changed his appearance, and came out to practice alone, so he was prepared for the dangers in the world, but he never thought that the world could be so dangerous
Yao Yucheng looked at the familiar figure in front of him, gritted his teeth, and swallowed a string of curse words. He was trembling with anger, "What on earth are you trying to do? You returned the magic weapon yourself this morning, and now you Do you want to grab it again?"
This morning, Yao Yucheng heard the sound of the window being pushed open. At that time, he thought that someone was coming to kill him. At that time, his body was stiff, but unexpectedly, he would be able to move after a short time. When he saw that there was no movement, he crawled out from under the bed, and accidentally saw Shui Lingyu who was snatched away last night on the table.
When the treasure was lost and recovered, he stopped writing letters to pass on to his family, and just changed to an inn.
But he never expected that he changed the inn, and the kidnapper from last night came again tonight, still kidnapping him, and the goal was still his Shui Lingyu.
Although he couldn't see the robber's face clearly because the other party was wearing a veiled hat, he also broke in through the window, tied him up without saying a word, snatched his storage ring, and took out the Shui Lingyu inside.
The whole behavior was exactly the same as last night, as if he had returned to last night, so how could he admit his mistake
Yao Yucheng was furious, while the robber was calm and unwilling to reply.
Yao Yucheng watched the robber stuff his Shui Lingyu into his bosom, and then lifted his collar, as if he was about to stuff it under the bed again, his eyes were red with anger.
He must let this robber taste his retribution, his Yao family is not a generation to be bullied.
Yao Yucheng, who was forced to sleep on the ground for half the night, planned a plan of revenge for several hours, and just realized that when the robber knelt down and begged for mercy, he heard the sound of the window being pushed open.
Yao Yucheng: "..."
What's with this damn familiarity
After a while, Yao Yucheng found that he could move. This time, he didn't wait, and crawled out directly from under the bed. As expected, he saw Shui Lingyu on the table that had been lost again.
What a shame!
What a shame!
That kidnapper was deliberately humiliating him!
Yao Yucheng decided not to change the inn, nor to leave the town, he will stay here and see how many times the robber can tie him up again!
When his window was pushed open again that night, Yao Yucheng had already made preparations. He was ready for battle, with dark swords, incense, and formations all prepared.
A quarter of an hour later, Yao Yucheng who was tied into a rice dumpling: "..."
Being stuffed under the bed for the third time, Yao Yucheng was calm, even a little ashamed.
After dawn, when Yao Yucheng saw Shui Lingyu on the table again, his heart could no longer stir, and he just wanted to go back to bed to catch up on sleep. Living on the floor tiles for three consecutive days has already made his back ache.
So in the middle of the night, when the sound of pushing the window sounded again, Yao Yucheng didn't even turn over, and said directly: "Shui Lingyu is on the table, take it yourself, I can't sleep under the bed tonight, I slept for three days , I have a sore back, by the way, please close the window tightly after you go out, you didn’t close it tightly yesterday, it made me a little cold.”
After he finished speaking, he waited for a while before he heard a word—
"it is good."
Yao Yucheng opened his eyes when he heard the voice.
The voice was really nice, but the man was not a normal person, he was a lunatic.
early morning.
The brown-eared pheasant just woke up and was combing its feathers. When it heard the sound of the door being pushed open, it said, "You returned it again?"
The words fell to the ground, and no one answered.
The brown-eared pheasant felt strange, so he raised his head to look at Fang Chaozhou, but saw a familiar magic weapon placed on the table.
Um? Isn't this the Shui Lingyu who has been robbed several times
Fang Chaozhou sat down at the table silently, drank a large glass of water, and said, "He actually checked out overnight, and I couldn't find him."
In addition to frustration, there was even a little disappointment in his tone.
The brown-eared pheasant looked at the magic weapon, and then at Fang Chaozhou, "He must be afraid of you, even a god can't stand your toss. Fang Chaozhou, you can't do this, the water spirit power in the water magic weapon is limited, even this Shui Lingyu, if you suck it dry, it probably won't last for a few days, you won't be able to absorb enough water, and your enchantment speed will definitely increase."
Fang Chaozhou knew that what the brown-eared pheasant said was correct. He had just looked at the Sea of Consciousness, and the flower bone between his eyebrows had opened a little.
The water-type magic weapon is not enough for him to consume. He has used up many water-type magic weapons during this time. Even if he is rich enough to afford all the water-type magic weapons in the world, he consumes them much faster than the speed at which the magic weapons are created.
Besides, he is not rich and powerful, and he won't last long.
"Then am I only possessed?" Fang Chaozhou frowned.
The brown-eared pheasant said: "Even if you are possessed now, I am afraid there is no way to relieve your illness. Being possessed does not mean that you have enough water to digest the vine. I reckon that the final result is that the vine is not enough water. Suck you dry and crawl out of you."
Fang Chaozhou's eyes widened suddenly, "No, this is too disgusting."
"Fang Chaozhou, there is actually another way, I didn't tell you. At first I thought you could digest that monster with the magic weapon of the water system, but now it can't, so I can only tell you this way." Brown-eared pheasant His tone suddenly became serious.
Fang Chaozhou looked at the brown-eared pheasant, feeling a little ominous, "What can I do?"
The brown-eared pheasant jumped onto Fang Chaozhou's shoulders, and after stepping firmly on its two paws, it moved its head to Fang Chaozhou's ear, and whispered, "In this world, not only water magic weapons have water, but people also have them."
As soon as it finished speaking, Fang Chaozhou realized, "You mean the cultivator of Shuilinggen?"
"Yes." The brown-eared pheasant continued, "The monks from the water root can also give you water."
Fang Chaozhou's mind instantly flashed the scene of him killing one monk after another with a sword, and then draining each other's cultivation.
The scene was too bloody, he shook his head violently, "I may not be able to kill them, what if I get killed instead?"
"..." The brown-eared pheasant moved its head a little, turned its head, looked at Fang Chaozhou's face seriously, and said strangely: "Why do I feel that you have become bad? I didn't tell you to kill them."
Fang Chaozhou suddenly became a little embarrassed, he coughed twice, "What are you going to do?"
The brown-eared pheasant twisted its buttocks, and leaned closer to Fang Chaozhou's ear. It coughed twice, cleared its throat, and then uttered two words meaningfully—
"mating."
Fang Chaozhou: "..."
Brown-eared pheasant: "..."
After a long silence, Fang Chaozhou finally spoke, "You mean double cultivation?"
"Oh, I almost forgot that you monks like to call mating as double cultivation, but the name is not important, the process is the same anyway." Brown-eared chicken said, "The monks of the water spirit root are different from the water-type magic weapon. The water-type magic weapon There is only so much water, but monks are different. Their water will increase with the growth of their cultivation base. Simply put, it is continuous. As long as you have a monk with a high cultivation base, then you can replenish water as much as you want. Hydrate, don’t worry about not having enough water.”
After another long silence, Fang Chaozhou slowly shook his head, "No."
The brown-eared pheasant guessed that Fang Chaozhou would not agree at first, so it jumped off Fang Chaozhou's shoulder, "There is only one way now, you should think it through yourself."
It felt that Fang Chaozhou could not last for a few days.
Sure enough, five days later, it was woken up in the middle of the night by the Fang Chaozhou, which could not absorb enough water.
Fang Chaozhou has absorbed more than a dozen water-type magic weapons, but there is no relief effect at all. He is very irritable now, "The double cultivation you said last time is really useful?"
The brown-eared chicken turned over and continued to spread out, "Of course."
"Then I'm going to catch a water spirit root cultivator now?" Fang Chaozhou hesitated when he asked this question.
Hearing this, the brown-eared pheasant stopped spreading. It sat up and heyed, "You don't need to catch it, you have one."
Fang Chaozhou froze for a moment, "Who do I have?"
"Your most beautiful concubine in the world, don't you remember? He is Shui Linggen." Brown-Eared Chicken said.
Fang Chaozhou frowned, "He? But I lost my memory, and the sect probably thought I was dead."
"But you didn't die, and you lost your memory. Isn't it his concubine? If you hadn't pushed him away back then, he would have been the one who fell to the ground, so your problem now also belongs to him. Think about it, if your concubine got a strange disease in order to save you, and he needed you to mate with him in order to cure the disease, would you cruelly reject him?" said the brown-eared pheasant.
Fang Chaozhou who was brainwashed: "..."
The brown-eared pheasant said again: "Even if he doesn't agree, you can fight hard! Think about it, it's been five years since you rescued him, but he didn't even look for you. Are you angry? Are you angry?" Do you hate it? Back then, you fought with me and fought passionately in the wild, but as soon as something happened to you, the past was like smoke, and he continued to be his number one beauty in the world. No one knew your existence, and it was because he had a strange disease , so you have to go to sleep with him, squeeze him dry, and take all the water from his body! If you have a hard time, neither will he!"
Fang Chaozhou in brainwashing: "..."
"Your concubine has a good cultivation base and looks good. If you let him go cheaply, where can you find someone like him? Anyway, you have slept with him for countless times. If you go to sleep with him again, it will be nothing Revisiting old dreams. Besides, if you find someone else now and the memory comes back later, what will you do? You are responsible for sleeping with others, but you don’t need to be responsible for sleeping with your mistress.
Fang Chaozhou who had been brainwashed: "...you are right."
The brown-eared chicken quacked twice, "You are right to think so, but your cruel sect and your cruel concubine think you are dead, are you going to cheat the corpse?"
Fang Chaozhou thought for a while, then shook his head, "No need, didn't the two monks say that Tianshui Sect is recruiting disciples from outside sects? I just changed my appearance and mixed in."
His sect has given up on him, why should he go back alive, let them think he is dead.
The next day, Fang Chaozhou and the brown-eared pheasant set foot on the road to Tianshuizong.
Because their place is not close to Tianshuizong, it would consume too much spiritual power to fly with the sword, so Fang Chaozhou rented a spaceship.
It will take seven or eight days to go to Tianshuizong by spaceship. Fang Chaozhou not only stocked up a lot of water magic weapons, but also bought some preserved fruits and story books.
The sharp-eyed brown-eared pheasant saw a booklet in the book vendor's pile of books, and immediately took it out with its sharp beak.
Fang Chaozhou turned his eyes and found that the brown-eared pheasant was holding an album of twelve beauties.
Seeing the action of the brown-eared pheasant, the peddler immediately smiled and said: "Guest officer, you and your chicken eyes are too good. There is only the last book left in the book of twelve beauties. If this book is sold out, if someone wants to buy it , will have to wait until next year. This version of the book of twelve beauties was jointly drawn by the painting immortals and seven gentlemen, and it is completely drawn according to real people."
Fang Chaozhou thought that he was going to find the most beautiful woman in the world, so he paid for this book of twelve beauties. This book is more expensive than the bunch of story books he bought before, because he was bored, Fang Chaozhou also read all the other eleven beauties.
The brown-eared pheasant stepped on Fang Chaozhou's shoulder, combed its feathers lazily, then glanced at the album, and commented: "Your concubine is the best looking."
Hearing this, Fang Chaozhou turned to the last page. This booklet was far less detailed than the one he saw last time, but it could be seen that Xue Danrong was indeed the best.
His fingertips rubbed that face lightly. Was he trapped underground because he saved the other party back then
Why didn't the other party look for him
Do you think he is dead, or does he have a new love
Thinking of the latter possibility, Fang Chaozhou slammed the booklet shut. The brown-eared pheasant saw his movements and asked, "Huh? Why are you suddenly angry?"
"You said, I've been dead for five years, will he find another new love?" Fang Chaozhou hesitated before saying.
Hearing this, the brown-eared pheasant stomped its paws fiercely, "Then you will continue to occupy his body and be irresponsible. When the time comes, you will get pregnant and leave the child to them to raise."
Fang Chaozhou said: "Good idea... Wait, why am I pregnant?"
The brown-eared pheasant was more surprised than Fang Chaozhou, "Don't you have a big belly?"
"I'm a man, why do I have a big belly?" Fang Chaozhou was helpless, but not long after, he called the brown-eared pheasant who was combing its feathers in front of the bronze mirror, with a strange expression, "Even if a man can have a big belly, why am I the one with the big belly?" ?not him?"
The brown-eared pheasant tilted its head, "Because you want water, take water from his body, isn't it him..." Before he could finish speaking, his beak was pinched.
Fang Chaozhou held the sharp beak of the brown-eared pheasant between two fingers, his face turned black, "Enough is enough, needless to say."