The door was kicked open, and a sharp figure rushed in, lifted the quilt of the person on the bed, grabbed his collar and shook violently: "Get up, get up, get up, we agreed to go to the square dance together!" What time is it, hello!"
The young man on the bed opened his sleepy eyes, and met the visitor expressionlessly: "... what?"
Big curly hair, flaming red lips, hot short skirt, extremely coquettish... a puppet.
Wait, why do I know that he is a fake mother and not a beauty
Gu Bai's eyes were dead, he felt that he was a little bit on the verge of crashing.
He wandered his eyes and looked around.
The bed that seems to have been hit by shells and the desk with a pink portable, and there is a huge bookshelf with hundreds of books in a mess next to it... so familiar.
Then he was pulled out of bed in a daze, as if he was carrying a little chicken.
It is unscientific to say that the deity is such an easy person to be captured.
Ah, where did the man who should be lying in the arms of the deity go
This body is too fragile to die easily.
And the elder sister who is holding onto the deity looks really familiar...
No, no, no, nowhere is this cliff right!
But... it seems that everything is right
He went to wash in a daze, and put on his trousers and shirt in a daze, after which Gu Bai finally faced the mirror.
Pale skin without blood color, normal facial features, and dull eyes...
I always feel that Yimeng has lost at least a hundred grades after waking up.
When he came to the living room, Gu Bai was stuffed with a bun in his arms, and he took a bite.
I'm a little sober now.
Good, dislike, abandon!
The material of this thing is not exquisite, the heat is not up to standard, and the juice is not full. How could the majestic city lord eat this thing
Recently, the servants should step up their training again!
Come on, my city lord is not happy...
Immediately afterwards, someone shook Gu Bai's eyes several times.
"Xiaobaicai, what's wrong with you today, are you sleepy?"
Gu Bai's face was paralyzed: "..."
Anyone can call the nickname of Yu Lip's mortal self
Finally, someone couldn't take it anymore.
He slapped Gu Bai's shoulder with a slap: "Wake up! Sleepwalking in peat! Accompany my old lady to the square dance! Don't think you can fool yourself by pretending to be dead!"
Gu Bai shuddered, finally fully awake: "... Wei Liang?"
The fake mother slapped her in the face again: "Who is it if it's not my old lady!"
Name: Wei Liang (→Maybe it was born with the wrong name)
Hobbies: Being a fake mother (→It becomes like this when I grow up)
Occupation: Stallion Writer (→ once set a record on the main site for the protagonist to plant a universe)
Sexual orientation: Straight male (→But because of cosmetics fashion and various proficiency, girls will always be regarded as good girlfriends instead of boyfriends)
Strength value: 5 (→Take care of Gu Bai properly)
A long list of expansion packs passed before him, and Gu Bai quickly understood the current situation at a flying speed.
He finally recognized that the pseudo-mother in front of him was a good friend who had single-handedly led him onto the road of a stallion writer, and she was also the one who wrote his first three good boy outlines on his face to make him angry and wrote a hybrid of a pervert and a boss. Marvin's starting point is the master stallion god.
And currently...
He found the current situation in the deep corner of his memory, probably, before he went to bed last night (ah, it shouldn't be this morning), he promised to accompany this guy to the square to dance and hook up with girls.
But after sleeping in the daytime, what the hell is it like a dream for hundreds of years
Gu Bai sighed silently, and took another bite of the steamed stuffed bun.
In the dream, he is qualified to dislike him as a rich city owner, but now he is just a hard-working, relatively popular, stallion writer who has just paid off the mortgage of three bedrooms and one living room. He is trying to save money, so of course he cannot be disliked up.
But, did he really time travel, or was he really dreaming
If you are dreaming...
Nima, how hungry is he to let himself be slapped and slapped by that pervert in his dream!
And the hundreds of years are vivid in his mind, his imagination is too rich, okay
But if it's not a dream...
How is his shell swollen
Would the pervert feel that he was abandoned by him and went to destroy the world again!
No matter what you think, it's so scary!
Gu Bai, who was in a complicated mood, was pulled out of the door by Wei Liang.
Along the way, he tried to practice the exercises in his memory and so on.
Sure enough, this body is so weak that I can't find the slightest sense of aura!
... But it's also possible that this exercise is just a nonsense thing imagined by him, so it's not surprising that he can't practice it... maybe.
Gu Bai kept his face paralyzed, and followed Wei Liang to the square.
Square dance, of course you have to dance in the square!
Especially Wei Liang has danced here for many days, how about a proper celebrity!
How about a sexy goddess
It has attracted the attention of many girls and men, okay
But today, next to the "Goddess", there is an expressionless man.
The two dance very well (although the goddess is taller than the man), and the man dances very well (although he is not emotionally involved at all), and the goddess will wink at the man from time to time (actually, she is supercilious), which is simply too enviable Is there any jealousy and hatred!
Countless gazes turned into countless thorns, stabbing fiercely at Gu Bai.
If looks could kill, he'd died ten thousand times...
When Gu Bai was the city lord of Tiandu City (it is said to be in his dream), he was always in the spotlight, and these pediatric murderous auras were completely ignored by him.
After dancing like this, Wei Liang dragged him to the milk tea shop next to him again, and put a straw in his mouth.
Wei Liang looked at Gu Bai with a bit of worry in his eyes: "Little Baicai, you are doing something wrong today, what's wrong?"
Gu Bai looked over: "?"
Wei Liang pulled his face: "It feels very stiff... Are you in a bad mood?"
Gu Bai: "Maybe I have facial stiffness."
Wei Liang: "..."
As a competent and good gay friend, Wei Liang took great care of Gu Bai.
Originally, because Gu Bai always stayed at home, he was completely cultivated into a dead otaku with weak limbs. After he threatened in every possible way to no avail, he had to take advantage of the evening to try his best to hold the otaku to dance, which can be regarded as exercise.
Who made the dead house a nocturnal creature ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Just like this morning before Gu Bai went to bed, it was not easy for Wei Hao to get his promise. Didn't he call him in the evening when he was almost asleep
But after calling, Wei Liang discovered a serious problem.
Dead house, he is dumb, stagnant, dead!
Let alone the series of bad reactions just now, let’s just say that he was pulled out with great difficulty, and as a result, his dancing was not as good as before—you know, this guy used to be so blushing when he was dancing!
But what about today
totally unresponsive...
This made Wei Liang guess, did this guy suffer some kind of blow
But it was only ten hours' sleep away from his phone call, so why couldn't he understand it...
Although he has never had a good look at Gu Bai and often uses various things to smear him, our real straight man and fake transvestite have always cared about Gu Bai.
Now that the problem is discovered, he can't help but start to investigate the possible reasons he can think of one by one.
Three minutes later.
A sinister smile suddenly appeared on Wei Liang's glamorous face, he pinched Gu Bai's chin, was turned away by his face, and met his eyes: "Xiaobaicai, tell brother, are you being raped again? Is that pervert entangled?"
Gu Bai was stunned, yes, labor and capital have been entangled by perverts all the time... But it was probably a dream, why would a good gay friend know
Wei Liang saw that Gu Bai nodded his head slightly, and immediately became furious!
"What! That pervert Meng Jun is here again? What did he do to you, tell brother, brother will beat him to death for you!"
Gu Bai expressionlessly...covered his face.
I'm sorry, it's all labor's fault. Labor just remembered that labor's concubine is dead. It has nothing to do with Meng Jun... But who is Meng Jun
He recalled in a daze for another three seconds.
Ah, I remembered.
As a stallion writer, Gu Bai has quite a few fans. Among them is a guy named Meng Jun who somehow got his contact information, and then killed him, determined to bring Gu Bai into captivity. with.
Of course Gu Bai was very determined not to be taken away, at that moment Wei Liang came to the door and confronted Meng Jun.
Then Meng Jun came to look for him, was driven away by Wei Liang, Meng Jun came again, and then fought with Wei Liang... an endless loop.
Gu Bai actually thinks...the two of them are made for each other.
Meng Jun, let's expand it to Meng Lijun, who is Meng Lijun? Just like the name, Wei Liang is a fake mother, that is, a human demon, and Meng Jun's attribute is Meng Lijun, but he is actually a demon.
Forget it, this is also a muddled account.
Gu Bai listened to Wei Liang’s chatter—yes, all the chatter was counting Meng Jun’s 10,000 shortcomings. He didn’t think it before, but now no matter how he looks at it, it’s adultery that’s about to reach full level, and it’s about to stir up trouble. rhythm together.
The show is fast, it's so annoying.
Suddenly, it made him miss him a little bit.
... It's so swollen, it's just a dream... Can he go back and have another dream
Gu Bai continued to walk forward with a blank expression.
Why don't you go home and sleep...
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In the early morning, Qi Guan Rui woke up from a dream, and the body under him was still very familiar.
It's just a little cold... It's time for him to warm Shubai.
Then he opened his eyes and looked tenderly at the one he loved in his heart.
If you act like a baby, you should be able to have another morning exercise, right
I like to see the way that person is helpless to him but still pampering and compromising... It always makes him want to stop.
However, after Qi Guan Rui saw it clearly, his smile froze immediately.
This is…
Under his body, Zi Che Shubai's face was still flawless, but a layer of frost had condensed on the surface of his naked body.
Is this a sign of a leak of martial energy
Warriors who have cultivated to their level will lose control of their martial energy only after they die...
Qi Guan Rui's expression was distorted in an instant.
After that, there was soaring anger and uncontrollable panic.
How...how could this be
It just passed overnight, why did it become like this!
The author has something to say: ah, let me tell you first, today is a bit late... I will try my best to keep the next day's update, but I don't rule out the possibility that I can finish writing after 1 o'clock in the evening. For example, today ahaha.
I hope you enjoy the episode, it shouldn't be too long.
Regarding the issue of custom printing, since most of them feel that it is good to keep the current chapters, then I will do so. As for the cover, a good friend made one for me. Although there is a suggestion to use characters, I am still very worried that the characters drawn will not be consistent with everyone's imagination, which is not good. So, let's just use the current cover. I'm sorry if I disappoint some Gu Liang, but let's follow the opinions of most people~