That salty pig's hand moved too fast, of course Gu Bai also moved very fast, but in the end it was not as good.
But it was probably because the grass-mud horse running in his mind was too unrestrained, so he dodged it all at once.
Then he heard an old voice: "Huh? The boy is not bad."
Qi Guan Rui stood at the side, he could see it most clearly.
Originally, Zi Che Shubai was admiring the beautiful scenery, so he didn't intend to disturb him, but when his eyes dazzled, he found a shadow coming.
--It's a pity that he didn't react in time.
Qi Guan Rui felt that he might be a little manic.
Zi Che Shubai was attacked in front of him, and he was completely unable to intervene...
How does this make him accept
The next moment, he saw an old man appearing in front of Gu Bai.
A dry, skinny old man.
But the coercion on this bad old man was so strong that he felt a deep sense of hunger in the depths of his blood.
He needs strength, he needs to devour, he needs...
Different from Qi Guan Rui's full of dark thoughts, when Gu Bai saw the shriveled old man, three large characters were hastily drawn in his heart.
Mud, coal, yes!
He actually forgot to touch the bones after the strength measurement!
So it wasn't a salty pig's hand just now, but he wanted to touch his bones! But how can the lord of a labor-management city let people touch it casually? This is too detrimental to the image!
The most irritating thing is that when the perverted protagonist came here, he wrote about the beautiful teacher Xiangyan who touches the bones! Why is it his turn to become a bad old man!
Even if he really doesn't love the three-dimensional, but the difference between a beautiful woman and a bad old man is too big!
No matter how Gu Bai growled inwardly, his paralyzed face was just his paralyzed face. When he looked at the bad old man, he said coldly, "Who are you?"
The bad old man stroked his short beard: "This old man is the deacon of the academy, his surname is Fang, and he came here this time to get acquainted with the students."
Gu Bai looked over with dead fish eyes.
I really don't want to be touched by the bad old man, obviously there are other ways, bad old man, you love to show it!
Old Man Fang looked at Gu Bai kindly for a while, then slowly took out a transparent thing from his pocket, like a flute, with many small holes on it.
He said: "Since you don't want to touch the bones, send your martial energy into it, and you will know."
Geniuses have tempers. In fact, except for those guys who are touched by beautiful women or those who are particularly rough, most people are not willing to be touched all over their bodies. Therefore, in this case, the academy adheres to the principle of humanization and specially developed this A measure to assure the self-respect and pride of geniuses.
—Of course, this kind of treatment is a must at the Martial Lord level, but if it is at the Warrior level or only slightly higher... This self-esteem and pride, hehe, let's discount it.
When Gu Bai saw the pipe, he held it up with his hand.
As soon as Wu Qi was sent in, the small hole on the tube lit up visible to the naked eye.
One, two, three... When it reaches twenty-three, stop.
Gu Bai's fleshy shell is definitely not over twenty-four.
This is simply high-tech, don't be too precise!
When old man Fang saw it, he nodded with satisfaction: "You are a twenty-three-year-old high-ranking Martial Lord, boy, your aptitude is considered top-notch."
For the little bit of disrespect just now from this genius, he just ignored it.
Gu Bai glanced at old man Fang a few times, but still didn't expect his identity.
So he's probably just... unidentified.
At least it wasn't written in detail in the original book.
But since the other party claims to be the "Academy Deacon"...it must be one of the top ten deacons that the world has automatically completed and has not been described in detail.
It has nothing to do with the main character.
So is it safe
Gu Bai said that the ten deacons of the academy are equal to the ten teaching directors. Since they are within the safe range, there is no need to keep a distance.
Old man Fang asked with a smile: "Boy, don't you wonder why you are the only one coming in?"
Gu Bai remained expressionless: "It's self-evident after the fact."
Hehe, brother already knew, what do you need to say
When I think of this incident, there is another history of blood and tears.
Back when Gu Bai had just stepped into the stud track, in order to be novel and not be scolded, he worked hard and painstakingly, from the eight hundred pictures of ancient erotic palaces to the tens of millions of AVs today, he worked hard and did not dare to relax at all.
In order to be full of meaty fragrance, he will see every stitch in every corner, inserting meaty meat into every plot.
Coming back to the academy this time is no exception. Before Wang Yingluo, the protagonist had of course experienced such a test of strength when he entered the academy.
Such an ambiguous thing like touching bones, of course, must be played by beautiful women.
But if many people are there, how can the protagonist pick up girls? If it is seen by other students, then it must not be possible!
So the Martial Arts Stone Gate is not only the first process of verification, it is also a portal.
As the name suggests, after everyone pushes open the stone gate, they enter a different place.
--Don't ask if this is not the world of comprehension or magic. Why would there be a portal? This unscientific thing does not need to be explained.
Gu Bai said: I am the author and I am the biggest. I say there is something, and there is nothing.
When the protagonist was touched, he touched his bones, and as soon as his desire moved, of course he and the beautiful teacher made good deeds on the spot.
But this teacher is only a teacher after all, and he is very young, and he doesn't have enough contacts among the students in the inner courtyard, so the beautiful teacher tried to introduce a personal teacher to the protagonist, and then retired, becoming a member of the protagonist's harem. After that, it didn't appear again for a long time.
Submerged in the vast ocean of the harem ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Old man Fang didn't know that Gu Bai was habitually distracted, seeing that the other party was so calm, he secretly praised him.
If you find out your family background and find that there is no conflict with the students under your school, you can accept it decisively.
For the time being, brush up the favorability value, so as not to be snatched away in advance.
With this in mind, old man Fang didn't hold back any more, and with a flip of his palm, he handed over a sign.
Gu Bai took it and looked down.
Come, come, come! This thing is the legendary student ID card! Also known as "Pass Token", it looks really classy!
This texture, this style, is exactly the same as what he wrote.
Gu Bai, who has been home for several years and has not continued to study since graduating from university, at the moment when he saw the pass token, recalled the past of the hard high school.
Immediately elated.
Brother is also a transfer student now, oh no, it should be called a postgraduate student.
My brother is currently studying in a noble school, and he is definitely not short of money!
Now if I want to eat a chicken leg, I can eat a chicken leg, and if I want to eat two duck necks, I can eat two duck necks. Afterwards, there are people who wash their hands and wipe their mouths.
Brother is not afraid of waste! Brother also has a follower!
No one noticed Gu Bai's racing thoughts. Old man Fang introduced the academy while leading others the way. He was not surprised by this new student who was a bit cold-tempered, but he felt from the bottom of his heart that he was mature, stable and very reliable.
Soon, the two stopped in front of a courtyard.
This courtyard is unusually large, with layers of large houses inside.
Going into the courtyard, you can see that there are many small courtyards in the big courtyard, and each small courtyard is slightly far away, providing a sufficient and convenient space for every good young man who is studying. The sound insulation equipment is also extremely perfect, even if it is called Potian, it cannot be transmitted from one room to another.
Old man Fang led the man to a small courtyard, shook his legs and left.
After Gu Bai watched the other party go away, when he looked at the small courtyard again, his eyes were slightly entangled.
Does this scene look familiar
… and many more.
Gu Bai suddenly remembered that he stayed in an inn before, except that the guides were different, the living environment was similar. Yard sets yard and high-end guests live in an independent yard, which is obviously a repeated rhythm.
——This is the tragedy of describing waste. No matter how many copies have been passed, there are always some overlaps in the framework.
So that all maps seem to be the same.
The small courtyard is a bit different, except for a main house and two guest rooms, there are a series of small single rooms on both sides of the main house, where the servants live.
The four maids quickly found their positions to occupy the two left rooms and the two right rooms of the main house, ready to serve the people anytime and anywhere.
But Qi Guan Rui's arrangement was a bit difficult at this time.
Want him to live in the servants' quarters? This is absolutely reluctant.
Want him to live in a house? But the guest house is a little far away from the main house...
Gu Bai hesitated even more.
Qi Guan Rui's eyes were watery: "Brother..."
Gu Bai: "...what?"
Brat, don't think that I can't do anything to you if you look at me!
Qi Guan Rui: "I want to live with my brother."
Gu Bai: "..."
How old are you and you still act like a baby? Do you really want to be suspected of being gay
Qi Guan Rui: "Didn't my brother and I live well in the carriage?"
Gu Bai: "..."
That’s no place to live cheap for your kid. Now that you have a place to live, why do you have to squeeze together? When you grow up, you have to learn to leave your parents[→It’s not]ah!
Qi Guan Rui: "I can help my brother keep watch at night. When I was in Tiandu City, my brother and I would sleep together..."
Gu Bai: "..."
That’s at home, is it the same as when you’re away from home? At home, you can point it out casually, and you’ll be more serious, boy!
Qi Guan Rui: "Brother..."
Gu Bai was completely defeated.
He said, "I'll leave you a bed in the outer room."
Qi Guan Rui turned his head sideways: "Then what about sleeping at night?"
Gu Bai: "...you come in and sleep with me."
Qi Guan Rui smiled in satisfaction, the smile was very gentle.
Gu Bai silently turned his face away.
Well, although he thought it was too basic, he decided to forgive Gu Xiaoshan for the sake of being so dependent.
It was normal for him to be bullied so much and lack love when he was a child. My brother is so many years older than him, so it doesn't matter if you give him some love to make him shine.