When Jiang Wang was young, he had a violent temper. When he was in his early twenties, he dared to be cruel to others, and he was even more cruel to himself.
If it were me at that time, I might have had a stomach bleed with these people head-on.
Twenty-eight is different now.
Teacher Ji hasn't caught up yet, it doesn't matter whether he wins or not.
Adhering to the peace of mind of health preservation, Boss Jiang drank the wine with a smile, and drank it even if someone respected him, without talking nonsense at all.
Ji Linqiu was startled and stopped him intentionally, but the people next to him spoke faster: "Boss Jiang is a good guy, he's just different from those well-mannered sissies!"
Jiang Wang didn't seem to understand who was being satirized, he only served food and drinks, as if he had mixed with these people a long time ago, quite at ease.
During the dinner, some good people asked about the situation of Ji Linqiu's partner. Before he could speak, several people who went to join in the fun yesterday rushed to answer and re-tell what Jiang Wang said yesterday, making everyone noisy.
"Teacher Ji is very lucky!"
"I didn't see it, come here, I'll toast you, teach me how you pick up girls!"
"Nice, if I want to do this, I won't get married, marry a wife and wait to be controlled?"
While chatting, Jiang Wangtou nodded first, and his cheeks were flushed.
Ji Chuanrong looked amused, and filled the glass in front of him again: "This is just the beginning, buddy is dying? Come on, let's go one more time!"
Ji Linqiu stretched out his hand to stop him, but Jiang Wang stretched out his hand to bypass Ji Linqiu's hand, clinked glasses with him again, and finished it on the spot.
After drinking, he fell asleep on the side of the table with his head tilted, and he didn't respond to touching him again.
All the voices at the dinner table fell silent, and Ji Linqiu became anxious, reaching out to check his breath.
"Don't make trouble." The man stared confusedly: "Sleeping."
The audience erupted into roars of laughter, and everyone was overjoyed, as if they saw someone fall down in the first round in the ring.
"This is paralyzed? Don't be cowardly!"
"It sounds like you're from the north with your accent, how can you pour it down immediately after drinking a little?"
"Come, come, pat him awake, let's continue drinking!"
Ji Chuanrong was ready to fight to the death tonight, but he didn't expect his opponent to be a shell, with a proud and disdainful look on his face.
"I haven't started yet, I just had a taste of wine."
Ji Linqiu was the only one in the chaos who was afraid of Jiang Wang's accident, so he couldn't help but pick him up.
It was rare that there was someone who couldn't see it next to him, so he also helped, saying that there is a guest room upstairs, and he should take it there to rest first, and drive him to the hospital if he can't.
Ji Linqiu originally thought that Jiang Wang would become a blockbuster at the wine table, but now he didn't care about guessing, so he forced him to the second floor.
The strange thing is that Jiang Wang has a thin body, 1.9 meters tall, and it doesn't weigh at all when he carries it.
Ji Linqiu's side didn't feel light, and the cousin who was holding hands next to him snorted: "Fuck, this guy is big enough, my shoulder is about to break."
It wasn't long before the banquet started, and less than 70% of the dishes were served, and the daughters-in-law were all busy up and down, and they were all startled when they saw that they had already fallen down.
"Drinking so hard today?"
"Hey, it's a guest from Hongcheng!"
"The guests are still tossing, the youngest and the others are too much..."
The nearest guest room on the second floor is at the corner of the stairs, my cousin helped put the person on the bed, and said hello to go downstairs for dinner.
Ji Linqiu turned on the bedside lamp and was afraid that his eyes would be dazzled. After thinking about turning off the light, he came over in the dark with a cup of hot water. He sighed and prepared to move Jiang Wang's limbs to the middle of the bed.
He approached and put down the cup, and stretched out his hand to feel the temperature of Jiang Wang's forehead. The next second, his body was pulled into the arms of the man, and he suddenly fell down on the ground in weightlessness.
"Hush." Jiang Wang covered his mouth, smiled lowly and kissed Ji Linqiu on the cheek: "Be quiet."
The man's lips were a little dry, and the touch was more clear when he kissed him.
Ji Linqiu took a breath, lowered his voice and said, "You're drunk, get up and drink some water first."
Jiang Wang didn't get up, but his thinking was very clear: "Take a look at what time it is."
When the phone was turned on, it was six fifteen.
"Six fifteen." Jiang Wang counted the time: "I'm stuck going down at six thirty-five. I'll eat my fill first, then take two sips and continue pouring."
"Are you still going down??" Ji Linqiu was already angry: "Do you believe that they still dare to force you when you go down?"
"That's what you want."
Jiang Wang stretched out his hand to explore his pocket, and let out a cry.
"I left my cell phone on the table. In this way, you leave your cell phone for me to check the time first, and then go down to eat. You should smile and be happy, and don't make faces with them."
Ji Linqiu vaguely guessed what he was going to do, and nodded in agreement.
He just took two steps towards the door, then quickly turned back and reached out to touch Jiang Wang's forehead.
"Are you really not drunk?"
Jiang Wang kissed his palm, and acted like a baby while holding the wine: "When you're drunk, come here and kiss my face again."
The other party was startled, but actually approached him, and said in a low voice, "Just give me a kiss."
Jiang Wang didn't expect Ji Linqiu to really listen to him, and was immediately hardened by such a tease, and he held back the strange feeling and kissed his face earnestly.
It smells so good. It really smells like gardenia.
When Ji Linqiu walked out again, he happened to meet the second aunt who came up to check on the situation. He was guilty inside and appeared calm: "He's okay, just sleep for a while."
The second aunt let out an oh, wiped her hands with her apron, and beckoned him to go down for dinner.
In fact, there are quite a few people observing the situation, after all, there are not many really stupid people in the bar, and they are all sensible people at the moment.
It's not a big problem for relatives to drink a few drinks, but Boss Jiang is also a guest.
Ji Linqiu noticed that many people at the table were looking at him, so he smiled and said: "He's fine, he can sleep for a while when he's drunk, and he's just talking nonsense."
Ji Chuanrong was originally worried that Ji Linqiu would embarrass him and spoil the atmosphere with this incident, so he laughed loudly and said, "Let me tell you, come, come, keep eating!"
Since the parties said it was nothing, he was more like a rooster winning a fight, happily bragging about the fight, and the banquet was full of joy.
But maybe because of Jiang Wang's help, everyone knew that Ji Linqiu was saving face by not getting angry, and no one persuaded him to drink this time.
The back kitchen was busy, and there were delicious dishes such as fish head with sauce and pepper, tendon in milk soup, fried pork head and so on.
The crackling sound of firecrackers came from outside the mountain, one mountain ringing and another ringing, one after another, like the sound of cow bells, without stopping for a long time.
The distant mountain wind is rushing, which makes the house somewhat absurdly reunion and warm.
Ji Linqiu only thought these were illusions, put away Jiang Wang's cell phone with his sleeves, and quietly glanced at the time.
18:32.
A few minutes later, Jiang Wang actually came back from a nap, staggered down without saying a word, his complexion was even better than before.
Ji Chuanrong was the first to see him coming, he reacted faster than Ji Linqiu, and greeted him enthusiastically to come and sit.
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"The hot pot is on the way, come and eat!"
"Okay?"
"Of course," Jiang Wang said energetically, "The round just now doesn't count, drink again, drink again!"
People laughed and welcomed him, and several people took the opportunity to hurt him. Jiang Wang laughed at everything, and didn't care about the so-called face at all.
"You should have something to eat first," the woman serving the food said, "Be careful of hurting your stomach, pass on the glory, don't patronize and persuade people to drink, they are customers!"
"Hey, I got it!"
Jiang Wang really did exactly as in the plan, he drank soup and ate vegetables leisurely, and burped comfortably after half a bowl of rice.
Someone was pouring wine tentatively, while watching Ji Linqiu's face.
Ji Linqiu remembered the conversation upstairs, but now he just pretended not to see it.
Jiang Wang never refused: "Drink! Thank you brother!"
"It's so bold," the uncle next to him gave a thumbs up: "This is just like a man, so what if it falls down, just keep drinking, don't be afraid!"
Ji Linqiu had already guessed what this guy wanted to do, so he ate with a smile beside him.
Sure enough, Jiang Wang didn't know whether he blushed from the heat or drank it again. He drank four or five cups from the small cup the size of his thumb, shook his head, muttered a few words and fell asleep again.
This time everyone knew it in their hearts, so they went over to pick him up.
"Don't..." Boss Jiang said inarticulately, "Sleepy... sleepy."
After finishing the work, he fell asleep again and turned off the phone on the spot at the dinner table.
Everyone laughed, Ji Linqiu sighed, checked the temperature of his forehead in front of everyone, opened his mouth to talk nonsense and didn't write drafts.
"He used to behave like this when he was drunk, so let's have a dry addiction together."
"Then you can't blame him. It's just a matter of saying it. You won't be able to save face." Ji Chuanhua said proudly: "It's better that people from Zhou Township can drink it, so you can learn from it!"
Ji Linqiu and another person carried him into the palace for the second time, and as soon as the helper left, Jiang Wang immediately opened his eyes and became sober.
"what time is it now?"
"7:45, this is your phone." Ji Linqiu threw the phone to him, and sat on the bedside thinking.
This time, without waiting for Jiang Wang to speak, he reported the situation first.
"We have a banquet here that ends around nine o'clock in the evening, and a little later, no later than ten thirty, after the last round of drinking, and then we go back to our homes."
It's cold, so I go to bed early.
Jiang Wang saw that he was thinking quickly, and smiled while leaning on the bed: "You are quite good."
"You plan to block people in the last round, right?" Ji Linqiu said thoughtfully, "I used to be too honest, and it's good to play a little dirty."
"Where?" Jiang Wang was slightly dissatisfied: "Am I that kind of person?"
"By the way," he stood up and asked in a low voice while looking at the situation outside the door: "Can your sister-in-law and the others make hangover soup?"
"Yes, but those people drink less and sometimes don't do it."
"You are a junior, so of course you have to tell them to make the hangover soup." Jiang Wang's eyes were bright, ready to fight a tough battle: "As for me, of course I have an obligation to take good care of the elders."
Ji Linqiu let out a muffled laugh, and kissed his forehead in the dark.
"Bad stuff."
Jiang Wang slept until 8:50. During this period, some people were worried that he would vomit or choke. Ji Linqiu waved his hand, expressing that he vomited casually, but he liked to drink.
"Look, take a look," Ji Chuanhua was quite satisfied: "My younger brother used to like to talk about people and didn't fit in at all, so he stayed with Boss Jiang for a long time, and he is much more accommodating!"
"That's right, you have to get along with the group, don't put on a cold face all day long, just smile more!"
"So you tease the little girl—tell me!"
In the second half of the banquet, most of the people had almost drunk, and the female relatives were eating leftovers at another table. Although they were all reserved meals, they were so busy that they were already cold It's almost done, and the chicken, duck and fish meat has long been divided up by the children on the side table, and there is not much left.
Of the dozen or so men on the court, nearly ten of them were drunk or lying on the ground, and the two brothers Chuan Rong and Chuan Hua continued to fight and drink, but they were all at the end of their strength.
At this time, Boss Jiang, who was full of joy, went downstairs again.
"Hey, you're not waiting for me, you're done drinking now?!"
Quite a few people were already drunk, and at this moment they talked with their tongues out loud, and waved their hands to show that they couldn't drink anymore.
"That's okay," Boss Jiang said seriously, "I've had a rest, come on!"
"You're cheating," Ji Chuanrong scolded him with a smile, "You kid went to sleep while we were drinking, how are you going to show off now?"
"I'm falling down, don't blame me," Jiang Wang made a toast to apologize, smacked his lips and said, "Good wine, strong! Come on, brother, make another one!"
Ji Chuanrong smiled a bit forcedly: "You came too late, can I accompany half a glass?"
If the banquet had just started, he would have pushed Jiang Wang under the table, but now that his stamina has been fully recovered, he can't drink anymore.
The few people who were still sober pushed back and forth, unwilling to drink with Jiang Wang for a while, when the old sister-in-law brought a large bowl of hangover soup.
"Good stuff." Jiang Wang opened his eyes wide, as if he had discovered something rare and rare: "We drink this in Hongcheng, six or seventy-one bowls, not as much as this!"
"What's the matter, it will be ready in ten minutes," the old woman said shyly, "If you like it, I will tell you the recipe."
"Did you know that the lotus seeds and mung beans you put in are the best food for nourishing the stomach and protecting the liver?" Jiang Wang filled a large bowl in front of her, and saw the women coming out one after another to clean up their drunks, his voice also raised his voice Started a little bit: "The old Chinese doctor said that after drinking alcohol, it is taboo to fall asleep on an empty stomach, and the liver and stomach will be completely burnt!"
"Sisters-in-law, do me a favor. Feed some soup to my brothers and uncles, at least half a bowl."
Jiang Wang took the lead and drank most of the bowl, and when he put the porcelain bowl away, he said cheerfully: "I am a man of righteousness, and I should take care of the elders when I drink less. Come on, let me and you guys help, don't hurt them. !"
Ji Linqiu pinched the bridge of his nose and watched the play from the sidelines.
The drunkards were already unconscious, so they couldn't tell the difference between boiled water and Wuliangye sobering soup.
Jiang Wang took the opportunity to popularize science, and also said that the secret of health preservation for people in the city is to drink at least half a bowl full.
Several people were already full of choking in their stomachs, and they were forcibly fed half a bowl of soup and vomited on the spot. The wives looked at each other with distress and scolded: "If you don't have a long memory every day, if you drink it and your health breaks down, who will support you!"
"It's better to vomit," Ji Linqiu said suddenly: "If the wine and food are backlogged overnight, it will be easier to get a headache when you wake up the next day. Brother Jiang is right."
Jiang Wang glanced at him, and the latter looked back at each other.
Usually, everyone would leave after drinking, so there is no such link in the aftermath.
Today, when Boss Jiang opened Jinkou, the hangover soup should not be wasted, and it really fed a lot of people.
A group of men were very brave when they were drinking, but now they are all crying and begging for mercy.
"Don't drink it! I really don't drink it!! Don't feed it!"
The woman then cursed back: "Who gave you wine, open your mouth, sober up and go home!!"
This night directly became the nightmare of many people's lives. When they woke up the next day, their noses were filled with the smell of lotus seeds and mung beans mixed with vomit.
Boss Jiang became famous in the first battle, and many people spat on his grandson behind his back. He actually took advantage of the danger to be cruel, and he had to greet him face-to-face with a green face, and then pretended to say thank you.
"No thanks, no thanks," Boss Jiang said politely with a compassionate expression on his face, "I also wish everyone a happy New Year, and I did my best."
Ji Linqiu laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.