Transmigrating Into The Heartthrob’s Cannon Fodder Childhood Friend

Chapter 11: Exhale

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Uncle Ma received the call with a question mark on his face: "What?"

But he still drove the car in as the young master wanted.

The headlights came on, and two beams of light cut through the dark street.

A few gangsters only felt stabbed and couldn't open their eyes, and looked terrified.

"Fuck! Really?"

Hongmao looked at Song Yu like a madman. He was probably really afraid that something would happen, and he stumbled up from the ground: "You wait for me!"

Uncle Ma honked his horn a few times and silently watched the bastards leave and park in front of Song Yu.

Song Yu was talking to Xie Sui: "It's just such a group of gangsters. When they fight with you, don't fight with them, and make good use of 110."

He was afraid that when he was away, Xie Sui would repeat the same mistakes and break his hand.

Xie Sui nodded with a real smile in his dark eyes.

Song Yu said again, "Have you bought insurance?"

Xie Sui: "No."

Song Yu gave him a trick: "Go buy insurance, and then walk sideways on Lianyun Street."

Xie Sui smiled: "Okay."

Uncle Ma: "..." Young Master, I think there is something wrong with your thinking.

Sitting back in the car, Uncle Ma held the steering wheel and asked curiously, "Master, is this your friend you met at first sight?"

Song Yu: "Yeah, isn't he handsome?"

Uncle Ma laughed and said, "You are very handsome, just as handsome as the young master."

When he got home, Grandma Meng asked him about his studies. Song Yu really didn't have the face to show her his papers with a correct rate of less than 20%.

Grandma Meng was very pleased and made him a bowl of soup for nourishing the liver and improving eyesight.

Have a bowl of soup, take a shower, and go to bed.

Song Yu clicked into QQ and saw the head of a female ghost who sent him several messages.

[Sadako did not forget the well digger: Brother Yu, I have found out what you asked me to investigate.]

[Sadako did not forget the well digger: I called a few brothers and asked Zhu Zhixing at the school gate]

[Zhenzi didn’t forget the well digger: Zhu Zhixing said that he didn’t know whether Xie Sui was sick or not. He heard from his mother and a few aunts. People in the block were spreading rumors that Xie Sui’s mother had AIDS, so he letter. This bastard.]

[Sadako did not forget the well digger: I went to investigate again. Today, what is Xie Sui's mother with AIDS, it is estimated that it is these eight wives. The men in the family can't control it. Jealousy to the death, nonsense.]

[Sadako didn't forget the well digger: His mother seems to have opened a small restaurant, which is too hateful. I decided to bring a group of brothers to make trouble tomorrow, and the whole street said it was unpalatable, mad at her. Let her experience the hurt of gossip.]

Song Yu was amused by him.

[Your husband, Brother Yu: What kind of gossip are you talking about, why don't you go and shout that you have a brother who was hospitalized and hasn't come out yet]

[Your husband, Brother Yu: Or pull up a banner and parade, the motherfucker of the boss poisoned the rice, and the little black I raised for ten days said no]

[Sadako did not forget the well digger: 666, my brother Yu is still fierce]

[Your husband, Brother Yu: Hit a hammer, you think you can fight a bunch of shrews.]

[Sadako did not forget the well digger: [biting his hand] [grievance Baba]]

In fact, Song Yu didn't plan to do anything to that person. If you really think about it, everyone in that street was a spreader of rumors, and even Xie Sui's classmates in junior high school were indirect victims. Not only in the three years of junior high school, but in the ten years before that, Xie Sui had only been treated more cruelly. Going to the street and shouting may not necessarily vent your anger, maybe you will be besieged by a group of shrews in Lianyun Street.

[Sadako did not forget the well digger: Brother Yu, what should we do?]

Song Yu suddenly remembered that there seems to be a software called Diner in this world. The traffic is very large, and ordering takeaway is also the main reference.

[Your husband, Brother Yu: You send me the name of his store.]

[Sadako did not forget the well digger: Oh oh.]

Song Yu entered the name of the store and found that the score of this one was quite high, and it was ranked very high among similar food and beverages.

The diners are now doing an activity, which is related to the limited score, and the winning restaurant can get a bonus of 10,000. And each user can only vote for one restaurant once.

Song Yu narrowed his eyes.

After the screenshot was forwarded to his sister.

[Song Yu: For this software, you can create 500 accounts for me.]

[Song Wanying: ? ? ?]

[Song Wanying: What happened to you? ! my poor brother]

[Song Wanying: Did your parents deduct your living expenses, and grandma threw you out of the house?]

[Song Wanying: Has it been reduced to relying on billing to make a living? TUT]

[Song Yu: Yes, sister]

[Song Yu: Wronged, don't talk about QAQ]

Sell cute, who wouldn't.

[Song Wanying: ... vomit.]

[Song Wanying: What do you want five hundred accounts for?]

[Song Yu: Accumulating Virtue and Doing Kindness]

Four words, fighting murderously.

Fortunately, Song Wanying was also reliable, she found 500 accounts for him at once, sent them over, and the account passwords were neat and tidy.

Song Yu was too lazy to go to Gu Shuijun.

Bad review, let's compare myself.

The next day, he sat in the milk tea shop as usual, this time changing a chemistry test paper. Xiaoxi sat opposite him biting the straw, puzzled: "Brother Yu, what are you doing? It's been two hours, why haven't you written a multiple-choice question."

Song Yu slowly cut the number: "I'm busy, don't disturb me."

Xiaoxi's eyes were bright, and he came over: "What are you busy doing?"

Song Yu: "I'm busy making bad reviews."

Xiaoxi: "… "

At first, Song Yu was full of witty words. From the service attitude to the speed of serving the food, to the sanitary environment to the freshness of the meat, I diss it all over and over again, and at the beginning I added the phrase "I haven't eaten it before", inspiring to be a cloud customer who makes the business angry. But after brushing for so long, it is inevitable that Jiang Lang's talents will be exhausted, so the style of painting has changed little by little. The reason for the bad review is no different from that of the gangster.

"There is no husband and wife in the couple's lung film I ordered?! Suspected fraud, reported it"

"The proprietress gave birth to a son not a daughter, hot eyes, one star"

Afterwards, you can do whatever you want.

"When I paid, I found that I was still so poor, bereaved and unhappy"

Bad review.

"I'm in a bad mood when I go out and see that there is only one sun today"

Bad review.

"Why am I still single now, sad"

Bad review.

"I can't see the stars during the day, I'm irritable"

Bad review.

"Syria is still fighting today. The Syrian people are so pitiful and in a bad mood. Give me a bad review."

"Pfft haha-"

Xiaoxi went around behind Song Yu, and when he saw this series of comments, the whole person laughed until tears came out.

"Brother Yu, what are you doing, this businessman must be mad at you!"

Xie Sui came over at this time.

Xiaoxi and he took turns on duty, immediately stuck out his tongue, ran over to the cashier and smiled: "Brother Xie, come and stop him, Brother Yu is crazy."

Song Yu: "..." How did you say this lady