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Novel: "Monsters Run Away"
Rating: one star
Comment: Rubbish novels ruin my youth. Logic doesn't make sense! You have the ability to write, why don't you have the ability to tell me why Feng Chi became black! Scumbags that seem to be picked up from a trash can, whores that breathe air is a waste, a natural couple, a perfect match! I'm furious! [impotent rage]
Ji Huan typed a line with the phone, his fingers shaking while holding the phone. He didn't understand, how did this trash novel get so many good reviews. If logic is illogical, and Gong Shou is set up to repay his debts, if he were the author, he would be ashamed to say that he is the mother of Gong Shou, for fear of being thrown rotten eggs by readers.
Nonsence!
Throwing away the phone, he pulled up the quilt to cover his eyes in a rage.
The night almost pissed him off so much that he couldn't sleep.
Ji Huan stared at the ceiling for a long while, the anger from the bottom of his heart finally slowly began to fade with the passage of time. In the dark, he breathed a sigh of relief, his eyelids became heavier, and he closed his eyes unconsciously and fell asleep.
When Ji Huan woke up, his head hurt a little, as if he was dizzy from crying all night. But it is impossible to cry, even that garbage novel is not worthy of his tears. When seeing the big villain Feng Chi inexplicably blackened and approaching a dead end, what he felt more was anger.
Ji Huan raised his hand to pinch his swollen and painful temple, and when he raised his hand, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
Where is his quilt
Ji Huan raised his hand, only the outline of his hand could be vaguely seen in the darkness in front of his eyes. Ji Huan's heart skipped a beat, realizing something was wrong. He groped on the ground for a while, and the ground was flat and smooth. He stood up cautiously, turned around twice in the dark, but failed to find the exit.
Perhaps he was locked in a small dark room.
but…
Wasn't he sleeping before
Ji Huan was puzzled by his current situation. He tried closing his eyes and continuing to sleep, but when he opened them, it was still an extremely dull blackness. After several struggles, he finally resigned to his fate. Bitter and trembling, he stood up and sat down cross-legged, with his chin propped on one hand and his eyes staring blankly.
I don't know how much time passed, but when Ji Huan thought that his hair would be graying and his face wrinkled without knowing it, a ray of light shot in.
The light came suddenly, and immediately illuminated Ji Huan. Ji Huan suddenly closed his eyes and opened them again, but everything presented in front of him still made him feel very bewildered.
It was pitch black before, but now it is white.
Other than that, nothing.
At the same time, he discovered that it wasn't even a room. Because there are no doors or windows around, no matter where he goes, he sees whiteness and silence.
Ji Huan felt that he was probably dreaming.
Suddenly, the sound of the door being unlocked clicked, and Ji Huan's eyes lit up, like a small light bulb being suddenly lit. He looked eagerly in the direction of the sound. Seeing this, he was full of confusion again.
This... what
Why does it look like a part of the human body
Ji Huan learned to draw when he had nothing to do in college, so he knows a little about the human body. This one... looks like a man's abs.
Nice body.
Ji Huan was lost in thought.
Immediately afterwards, another picture finally appeared in front of Ji Huan's eyes. His gaze moved up slowly, passing over the abdominal muscles, chest, collarbone and slender neck all the way, and finally landed on the opponent's face.
With just one glance, he bowed his head and bowed his head.
When Ji Huan was reading novels, he described the appearances of the male protagonists in his mind more than once. Until today, he had a specific imagination of the handsome gods described in the novels. Ji Huan still wanted to watch it carefully, but as the man's movements changed, he tried to raise his head but could barely see the man's chin.
He is so tall.
Ji Huan raised his neck sorely, thinking about it wildly, it seemed that the abdominal muscles and collarbone that had been roughly careless just now appeared in front of his eyes.
It's going to kill me.
Ji Huan frantically pondered in his mind who this handsome and indifferent man with such a good figure would make him kneel down. It was also at this time that he saw the man's face appear in front of his eyes again, and then the man took a few steps back. What appeared in front of him this time was not just a face, but a complete person.
Under the pale waist are black trousers, and the long legs are wrapped in the trousers to show their advantages. The man stared at a certain place silently, buttoning up the white shirt he just put on one by one from bottom to top. When the slender fingers with well-defined knuckles brushed over the button and finally landed on the Adam's apple, Ji Huan couldn't help it.
Damn, my mouth is watering.
Shirt buttoned to the top, which is too abstinent.
My hands are so itchy, I really want to tear them all off.
Can't take it anymore, can't take it anymore!
Feng Chi lives a similar life every day. Get up at eight o'clock and go to the bathroom to wash up. He looked at himself in the mirror indifferently, and fastened the buttons slowly. However, the second he turned around to leave, his footsteps suddenly stopped. His gaze immediately locked on the small mirror placed in the corner of the sink.
This is a round mirror, about the size of a palm, with no extra decorations around it, only a small frame enclosing the mirror. A very ordinary mirror, but the records of this thing in the historical records are far from being as simple as the surface.
It is said to be a demon mirror.
Today, humans and fairies coexist. Fairies hide among humans in human form, and their appearance is no different from that of ordinary humans. There is no other way except that the suppression of the fairy level can make the big demon see the prototype of the little demon at a glance.
Of course, there are only two ways recorded in the history books. It is to take a picture of a person with a demon mirror. If it is an ordinary person, the image in the mirror will not make any difference. If it is a fairy, the prototype of the fairy will appear in the mirror.
Feng Chi glanced at the mirror, there was no difference between him in the mirror and his usual self. Anything that can reflect the prototype of a goblin is all nonsense.
He was about to look away, but stopped.
This thing...why does it look a little strange
Feng Chi is obsessed with cleanliness. Although the demon mirror has been thrown here, it has always maintained a clean appearance. And now that the temperature in the bathroom is average, why is there a thin layer of mist on the mirror? He subconsciously reached out and took the mirror in his hand, his fingers were wet.
The mirror... was actually a little hot.
This mirror, bewitched
Feng Chi pursed his lips. Although this thing was used as waste by him, it still bears the name of the demon mirror. In order to give this baby the respect it deserves, Feng Chi gently wiped off the mist on the mirror surface with his thumb, and then wiped it with a paper towel, restoring the mirror surface to be the same as before. However, he noticed that the temperature of the mirror was getting higher and higher.
Feng Chi frowned, pinched the mirror to look left and right, and finally saw a black spot on a certain corner.
He buckled it with his hands, and heard a small exclamation.
Feng Chi: "?"
Hallucination? !
Feng Chi looked at the mirror again without changing his expression, then put the mirror back to its original position calmly, glanced quickly across the bathroom, turned and left.
The person in the mirror covered his face and almost screamed.
This man wiped his drool and touched him!
When Ji Huan was trapped in that world, his sense of touch became very sensitive. When he saw the other party reaching out, he subconsciously dodged to the side. Of course, you can't escape. Just when Ji Huan was about to be tightly held by that huge hand, the other party seemed to pick up something out of nowhere.
It was a very strange feeling, as if he was hiding in an object, and at this moment the object was being held. Obviously the warm skin was not touched, but he felt the softness of the man's fingertips and the warmth of the palm.
Ji Huan looked down at his waist, the warm and delicate feeling seemed to stick to it, making him feel his face was desperately heating up.
Although he didn't know what was going on, and why the man seemed to be wrapping around his waist when he just picked up the object, Ji Huan was still a little embarrassed.
He rubbed his waist with his hands.
Ji Huan stayed in this strange place for a long, long time, until the brightly lit space went dark again. During this period, Ji Huan counted to 40,000, less than twelve hours. But, relying on this number, Ji Huan vaguely guessed something.
Maybe... It was day before, and now, night has come.
However, he didn't feel hungry at all for such a long time. And he couldn't get out either.
Ji Huan opened his eyes wide and sighed, feeling tired and anxious.
However, it was at this time that Ji Huan suddenly heard a voice ringing in his ears.
"Beep beep—"
"Beep beep—"
"The system is back to work, and the reminder is about to open."
"Hi Ji Huan, welcome to the world of "Monster Rampage"."
The mechanical electronic audio seems to be squeezed out of some old machine, and every word is stuck and difficult to spit out. Just a few short sentences were spoken out like a timeless feeling. But Ji Huan obviously didn't have much energy to pay attention to the strange electronic sounds. What caught his attention more was obviously the words 'monster rampage'.
Monsters are rampant.
Isn't this the novel he read last night? !
Ji Huan's eyes widened suddenly, his eyes were peach blossom eyes with upward curves at the end of his eyes, but at this moment they were bulging due to shock.
How is this going
Is it because he sprayed the novel and the author last night, and now he is getting retribution
No, no way
Ji Huan was a little flustered, and the electronic sound sounded again in due course.
"Ji Huan's identity, the demon mirror."
Ji Huan: "?"
"Please work hard to survive in this world, otherwise you will not have another chance. Good luck."
The electronic sound fell, and with a 'click', the whole space fell into an eerie silence again. There was no sound left around, only the sound of Ji Huan's own shallow breathing.
Ji Huan recalled the content of the electronic sound just now.
That voice said that his identity was the Demon Mirror
There is indeed a "demon mirror" in the novel "Wandering Monsters", which is still an ancient artifact left over from the ancient times. It is the treasure that the protagonist Gong Shou has been looking for but can't get. Ji Huan remembered very clearly that this thing was stored in the home of the villain Feng Chi.
so…
The man who appeared just now is Feng Chi
There was some description of Feng Chi in "Monsters Run Away", saying that Feng Chi was extremely good-looking, with phoenix eyes and thin lips, with a natural coolness. He likes to wear shirts and trousers, and this simple combination has become his standard in novels. Although Feng Chi is a villain, there are many readers who like him, and Ji Huan is one of them.
But who would have thought that Feng Chi's ending would be so inexplicable
Ji Huan curled his lips, thinking that if he could, he really wanted to bring the author of "Wandering Monsters" over to Feng Chi's face, and ask him:
Seeing this flawless face, can you still do this!
Ji Huan didn't know that the author of "Wandering Monsters" couldn't do anything about it. But if it was him himself, he would definitely be unable to do so.
Every aspect of Feng Chi's appearance is leaning towards his ideal type.
It was too difficult to just watch Feng Chi become black for some inexplicable reason, and finally get killed by the protagonist.
But... Looking at himself at this moment, Ji Huan's face is full of helplessness.
He is a mirror now, what can he do
Let Feng Chi appreciate his beauty
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"I bid farewell to being single after being forced to farm"
When Yu Ci woke up, he huddled on a branch 20 meters high, with an unknown bird propping his legs above his head, and said in a flat tone, "Look down, this is the country I laid down for you."
It is a pity that there is no grass growing in the mountains and rivers that are delivered to our door.
Then, the strange bird gave him two choices.
One, turn the wilderness thousands of miles below into farms.
Second, give a piece of Xiang as a gift from friendship, and kick him down and break him into a piece of Xiang.
Yu Ci tremblingly picked up the small hoe and started the script of forced farming.
Yu Ci worked diligently to farm until one day, he found a white egg in the wasteland, from which a handsome man hatched.
When the other party is happy, the wind is sunny, when he is angry, there are lightning and thunder, and when the other party is silent, the clouds are cloudy.
Yu Ci: "?"
Qi Huai found that the boy who hatched him was always smiling at him recently, coaxing him gently, buying him clothes and desserts, as long as he asked, there was nothing he couldn't do.
Later, Qi Huai found out. The man coaxed him to let him act as a humanoid temperature controller and make the crops on the farm grow better.
Qi Huai: Smile.
On this day, the sun was shining brightly, and all kinds of plants on the farm drooped their heads. Yu Ci was very distressed, he took Qi Huai's hand to discuss and asked: "Can you cry a little? There is no rain here, the bigger the better."
The other party pressed him with a half-smile, "It's fine if I cry, but I can make you cry, no matter how loudly you cry."
Yu Ci: "..."