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(It is recommended not to watch QAQ while eating)
Ji Huan, who was full of cakes, looked eagerly at the shop not far away, feeling his flat stomach in a daze. I don't know when he will be able to eat and enjoy delicious food like ordinary people unscrupulously.
And he didn't know that someone was ready to start feeding him.
The billboard in front of the cake shop became more and more blurred with Shi Ying and Feng Chi's departure, Ji Huan retracted it into Feng Chi's pocket and let out a long sigh. The voice was not loud, but it reached Feng Chi's ears clearly, which made Feng Chi even more determined to bring a small mirror to eat cake.
As for how the mirror eats cakes...you can even drink milk tea, cakes should not be a problem, right? At most, it would take him a little time to help the small mirror take a bath, and then blow dry.
It didn't take much effort for Feng Chi and Shi Ying to find Fudou's trail. The two went to the department store where Futo had appeared. On the eighth floor, there is a snack bar that specializes in smells, and this is where the fire started. Although the fire had been extinguished long ago, the whole small shop looked very tragic. The charred railings, tables and chairs fell to the ground, and there was still a faint smell of burning.
Shi Ying shrugged his nose and looked at Feng Chi in confusion: "Boss, do you smell the stench?"
While speaking, a voice behind Shi Ying answered Shi Ying's words, "Young man, did you smell it too? It smells like shit."
Shi Ying was startled by someone, and turned around quickly. The middle-aged man standing behind him was wearing a uniform. On the small nameplate on his chest was the name of the western restaurant next door. Below the name was the words 'Lobby Manager·Xu Shuo'.
After the fire broke out in the morning, almost all the customers here were dismissed. Although only the stinky snack shop was really burned, the surrounding shops or the business of the entire floor were also affected to a certain extent. Usually there are so many customers in their western restaurant that they have to form a long line outside the store, but now the store is empty, with only a few staff members.
Xu said it was also boring, and when he saw two young people standing next door, he stepped forward to talk. He covered his nose and spoke in a muffled voice, "Although the snacks bought by their family are usually smelly, it's really not the smell right now. Their employees have just been sent to the hospital."
"Ah? Is anyone else injured?" Shi Ying's eyes were full of shock.
Xu said he quickly waved his hands, "No, no, the fire didn't make sense, but no one was injured. That employee fainted from the smell."
Shi Ying: "..."
Shi Ying didn't know what he thought of, took out his phone and opened the takeaway app, found the burnt shop, and clicked on the menu.
What snail noodles, stinky tofu, whatever stinks.
Will such a clerk faint from the smell
Shi Ying felt as if he was listening to a big joke.
Xu said that from the corner of his eyes, he accidentally caught Shi Ying's movement of holding the mobile phone, tilted his head and glanced at him, as if he had guessed what Shi Ying was thinking at the moment, and said quickly: "Hey, young man, you are late. You just got up It’s really smelly when it’s time. The smell can be smelled all the way to the first floor. Not only the employees, but also a person who was slurping snail noodles was sent to the hospital. I don’t know if I’m awake now.”
Shi Ying: "..."
He turned his head in silence, "Boss..."
Feng Chi glanced at the miserable stall and said nothing. Ji Huan stretched his neck, barely exposed half of his eyes, looked inside, covered his nose and sneezed. He has enjoyed a lot of moonlight baths recently, he can not only drink milk tea, but also can easily smell the smell around him. It was as if the sense of smell had been opened up in an instant.
This place really stinks.
But why the hell does it stink
Ji Huan glanced at the scorched ground, and the whole mirror suddenly froze. He scratched his chin and muttered in a low voice, "Is that... a lump of Xiang?"
Feng Chi: "..."
The man looked down at the small mirror in his pocket. Probably because of being too curious, the little mirror was so focused and focused on the small shop in front that it didn't even notice that someone was looking at it.
Feng Chi frowned, nodded to Xu Shuo, the manager of the western restaurant next door, and took Shi Ying away. When walking down, Feng Chi explained: "Huidou usually eats dog feces, so it's normal for it to smell a little bit."
"Why did he eat dog dung and go to..." Shi Ying realized it before he could say the last few words. Huo Dou, who has been imprisoned for too long, is just like Wu Wu's stupid, not so clear-headed. One thinks that there is food for him wherever it smells, and the other thinks that he can overthrow the Demon Management Bureau by himself.
The corner of Shi Ying's mouth twitched twice, and when he looked back to the eighth floor, there was deep distress in his eyes. Why did the serious business of a small shop attract such trouble? If he was a clerk, he would be wronged to death.
"Then boss, how do we find trouble now?" Haishi is so big, unless we use some special means. But it's really unreasonable to make people panic.
It's... mind-boggling.
The two of them were talking while waiting for the elevator. When the elevator opened, Feng Chi and the others were about to walk in, but their footsteps stopped. The two little girls came out of the elevator, each holding their arms in disgust, "That's right, that person was looking for Xiang to eat just now! Damn, I'm so disgusted."
Shi Ying and Feng Chi looked at each other, and the former immediately walked in front of the two girls and blocked their way. The corner of the mouth grinned, revealing two iconic small canine teeth. The little girl was still complaining that the previous picture was too disgusting, but now seeing Shi Ying's face, her eyes lit up immediately.
"I feel like my eyes have been washed clean." One of the little girls said excitedly, grabbing her companion's hand.
Shi Ying showed them a gentle smile, "You two young ladies, I want to ask you just now that you saw a person eating... that kind of thing?"
"Ah, yes, yes."
"Then can you tell me where I saw it?"
Little girl: "... are you interested in this?"
I don't know if it was Shi Ying's illusion, but he felt that since he asked that question, the two girls in front of him seemed to be looking at him with a bit of testing and shock.
Shi Ying's face was stiff: "Don't get me wrong, I don't eat that stuff. The person you saw may have escaped from a mental hospital, and we are looking for him."
Hearing this, the two girls breathed a sigh of relief, "Hey, I was shocked, I thought such a good-looking little brother is not normal." She said, "It's in the garage under the shopping mall. Next to the entrance. You can take a look."
Shi Ying nodded and smiled, "Thank you, miss, I treat you to some sweets." He took out two bozi soda-flavored truth sticks from his pocket and stuffed them into the other party, and they entered the elevator and went downstairs together with Feng Chi.
After entering the elevator, Shi Ying's first words were: "Boss, can I ask Brother Zhuo to come over and replace me?"
He really didn't really want to catch a flying monster.
Feng Chi: "After finding Fudou, notify the people from the Haishi branch."
Whoever loses the monster will catch it.
Shocked, Shi Ying gave Feng Chi a thumbs up. As expected of their boss, all these years have not been in vain! On the surface, he looks indifferent and upright, but his heart is actually dark.
Not only Shi Ying was surprised, but even Ji Huan was a little unbelievable. But after thinking about it carefully, it feels normal, after all... Feng Chi has actually done many inhumane things to him.
Feng Chi and Shi Ying went downstairs and walked directly to the underground garage. As soon as they got closer, they saw a security guard staring at a certain corner with a shocked expression. The expression really couldn't be described in words, it was very difficult to describe.
Following the security guard's line of sight, a middle-aged man dressed in rags was squatting with his back facing them, his head buried in his face, and it seemed that he was doing something bad.
Shi Ying: "... Boss, do you want to take a picture? I know you came out with the demon mirror."
Feng Chi: "..."
Ji Huan: "What have I done to be sorry to you, you want to cheat me like this! No way! Feng Chi, you dare to take me out and see that you are the piece of meat that Fudou wants to eat!"
Feng Chi: "With your cultivation level, you still can't see the original form of Huo Dou, so you can eat shit with him."
Shi Ying: "..." Okay, I get it. In your eyes, the Demon Mirror is just a baby, and I am not worthy of it.
Shi Ying looked at Feng Chi's face and sighed. If this demon mirror is actually a personal change, he might think that Feng Chi has taken a fancy to him, which is why he is so cute and pampers him.
What happened to the prototype of the two eyes? Are you still worried about hurting the demon mirror? But isn't the function of the demon mirror is to illuminate monsters
Shi Ying moved forward slowly and step by step. The distance between him and Fu Dou is less than ten meters, but it feels like he has walked out of the ends of the world. Finally, Shi Ying stopped at a distance of 50 centimeters from Fudou, holding a stick borrowed from the security guard in his hand, and poked Fudou's back with his head.
One thing to say, Shi Ying is panicking a lot now. He was afraid that when Fudou turned his head around, there was still something dirty in his mouth, which would burn his eyes. Shi Ying swallowed, closed one eye, raised his eyelid tremblingly to look at Fu Dou's body. Seeing this, Shi Ying was startled.
The man who turned his head had a gray face, only a pair of confused eyes could be seen clearly. With that kind of expression and that kind of attire, it looks really pitiful. Shi Ying looked at his hand twice, and it seemed that it wasn't Xiang.
After noticing Shi Ying's eyes, Fu Dou seemed to realize something, and immediately hid the things in his hands behind his back, as if afraid that Shi Ying would snatch his food.
Shi Ying: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in the roasted sweet potatoes you ate half of."
Yes, the lump that Fudou was holding in his hand was a roasted sweet potato.
The security guard came over and whispered, "An aunt who passed by just bought it for him."
Shi Ying: "I heard that he was eating... is it?"
The security guard's expression became even more indescribable, and he nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Yeah! There was a pet dog here just now, and he saw it... But it's okay, we stopped it, we suspected He was out of his mind, so he called the mental hospital and the police."
Shi Ying said, "Okay, we're from the mental hospital." After saying that, Shi Ying didn't want to waste any more time, as soon as he saw Fu Dou's face, Shi Ying would think of something and feel uncomfortable all over. He walked back to Feng Chi's side, expressing the greatest need in his heart with eager eyes - Boss, hurry up and call the people in the Haishi branch!
Ten minutes later, Zheng Guan, the team leader of the Haishi Branch, hurried over. When he saw Fudou, he stared at him, and immediately said, "I'll send someone over to take him away."
Feng Chi: "Leader Zheng can just take him away by himself. Save time wasting."
Zheng Guan's expression was stiff, and his whole body was stiff. For a while, he felt that there must be some problems with his hearing. Feng Chi asked him to take Fu Dou away? But to fight him...
Shi Ying wished that Zheng Guan would take Huo Dou away immediately, and poked his head out from behind Feng Chi, solemnly: "Team Leader Zheng, you'll have to waste at least half an hour here waiting for your employees to arrive, the old lady's grandson Have you found it? Have you left all the monsters in Haishi? Have you reported it? I know, definitely not. So why don’t you hurry up and take him away!!”
Zheng Guan opened his mouth, wanting to say something. But Feng Chi didn't give him this chance. In desperation, Zheng Guan had no choice but to bite the bullet and pick up Huo Dou and quickly disappeared from the sight of several people.
The security guard blinked: "This person..."
Shi Ying: "Oh, that's an attending physician in our psychiatric hospital. He usually likes to be with people with bad living habits."
The security guard thought for a while, and vaguely felt that he understood a little bit, "So he might also like to eat?"
Shi Ying smiled: "Who knows."
After solving the matter of Fudou, Shi Ying finally stretched his waist in relaxation. He and Feng Chi sat in the cake shop next to the downtown building, and called Zhuo Guang and Song Shujing who were far away from the Demon Control Bureau. Telephone. At that time Zhuo Guang was leaning on the sofa with Erlang's legs up, very comfortable, listening to Shi Ying's complaints, he couldn't help laughing.
"Xiaoying is a good boy, it's only disgusting for a moment. Besides, Huo Dou doesn't eat that thing anymore, it's all right. By the way, is the boss by your side?"
Shi Ying hummed and handed the phone to Feng Chi, who asked, "What's wrong?"
Zhuo Guang: "Boss, not long after you left, there was an extra crow outside our Demon Management Bureau. However, he didn't come over, so we are embarrassed to go out, so as not to startle the snake."
Feng Chi: "A monster?"
Zhuo Guang hummed twice, "Yes, Sister Song is investigating the origin of that crow."
It is not the only crow that has become a spirit in the whole world, there are at least hundreds of crows that have become a spirit in the entire Hua Kingdom. Most importantly, the crow looked the same to them, so it was a bit troublesome to find it.
Thinking of this, Zhuo Guang sighed again, "Hey, it would be nice if my sister-in-law was here at this time. If you take a photo of the crow, you can immediately see what the crow looks like in human form." The comparison of the human form is comparable to the comparison of the crow form Much simpler.
Feng Chi frowned, why did this group of people start thinking about the little mirror
Zhuo Guang didn't mind as Feng Chi thought about it, and just discussed with Feng Chi in a low voice, "Boss, you should be able to come back today, right? I want to eat cake, and Sister Song also wants to bring two back. "
Feng Chi casually hummed and hung up the phone, threw the phone back into Shi Ying's hand, and took out the small mirror in his pocket. Ji Huan couldn't take it anymore, from the moment Feng Chi and Shi Ying walked into the cake shop, he wanted to touch porcelain very much.
Ji Huan had already written the script in just ten minutes.
It would be better if someone accidentally bumped into Feng Chi, and then he accidentally fell out of Feng Chi's pocket and fell to the ground. With Feng Chi's level of cleanliness, he would never put the dusty mirror on the floor back into his pocket, he could only put it on the table.
At this time, his chance came.
He just needs to quietly move towards the cake while Feng Chi and Shi Ying are not paying attention—perfect!
However, what Ji Huan never imagined was that just as Feng Chi took out the mirror, he suddenly hissed, loosened his fingers, and the small mirror snapped into a small cake full of strawberries.
Ji Huan's head was covered with cream, and there were a few strawberries pressed down on top of his head.
Ji Huan: "..."
It's a sweet burden.
He couldn't help sticking out the tip of his tongue to lick the cream on his lips.
Shi Ying opened his mouth wide, "Boss, did someone attack you just now!" Otherwise, why did he hiss all of a sudden!
Feng Chi squeezed his fingers, his expression was so serious that he almost believed that clumsy lie, he nodded, but said: "It's okay, let's eat your cake."
Shi Ying picked up the spoon and stuffed a big mouthful of chocolate cake into his mouth, then looked at the small mirror still inserted in the cake, and frowned: "Boss, do you want to dig out our sister-in-law first? This... too miserable."
Feng Chi: "Don't talk like Zhuo Guang, just eat the cake."
Shi Ying nodded quickly. He is much more unreliable than his elder brother Shi Jiu, and he doesn't always focus on one thing. After eating the cake, he started taking pictures and posting on Weibo, and then searched for other famous Internet celebrity shops online, forgetting about his 'miserable' sister-in-law.
Ji Huan wished that the two of them would ignore him, open their mouths and eat half a strawberry in one gulp, and swallowed another bite of the cake.
Eat more while you get the chance. I don't know when the next time will be.
The author has something to say: Cough, when I wrote this chapter, I was a little worried that you would all be disgusted and run away QAQ
PS: It is unrealistic to open a stinky snack in the mall, you will be driven away~