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Ji Huan was hung upside down all the way, his face was expressionless the whole time, but he wanted to kick Feng Chi hard in his heart. Relying on being held upside down and the mirror would shake with Feng Chi's movements, Ji Huan kicked his legs from time to time and bumped into Feng Chi's leg with force.
The anger is great, but the strength is not enough to look at.
Feng Chi looked at him with lowered eyes, capturing his thoughts clearly, but didn't stop him. Anyway, there's nothing you can do with that little effort.
Just like this, he swayed and bumped all the way, and finally returned to Feng Chi's home with difficulty. Ji Huan folded his arms pitifully, then lifted his shirt and looked at his side quietly, but he didn't see anything, but there was still a faint pain spreading.
What happened to Feng Chi's body? The action force is not strong, and the reaction force is a bit unbearable.
Ji Huan stretched out a finger to poke his waist, then put down his clothes in a hurry, crossed his legs and was angry with himself.
As everyone knows—
Feng Chi silently moved his eyes away, and his eyes fell on the umbrella at the top of the shoe cabinet. That umbrella had been raining heavily for a month, and Song Shujing really couldn't stand the rough guys from the Demon Control Bureau coming and going in the rain all day, and then spent money to buy it online. The umbrellas are according to Song Shujing's taste. There is a small figure on it. The expressions and movements of the little figures on each umbrella are different. The five umbrellas of the five members of the Bureau of Demon Management are put together to form a series.
The umbrella has been here for a long time, and he has never used it. But... feels like it would be a good fit for the little black dot.
Feng Chi tried his best to divert his attention with other things, but in fact it backfired.
Because no matter what, even if it is an umbrella, he can think of people from the umbrella. Especially, that person's side waist is as white as warm jade skin.
Feng Chi turned his head with some annoyance, the little black spots rolled up his trouser legs again, the black and wide pajama pants lined his white and thin calves, it was easy to make people have some unhealthy thoughts. However, as soon as he heard the muttering, all the unhealthy things became helpless.
"It's really hard, the prototype is a stone monster, right? That must not look good." Ji Huan squeezed the calf, "It turns out that Zhuo Guang likes it like this. I don't worry about it getting too tight."
Feng Chi: "..." Let's hang up.
In an apartment in the city center, Guo Sheng sat in front of the computer and typed with one finger. He was old and didn't like high technology. He was very unfamiliar with computer operation, and typing was the same.
Song Shujing ate nuts, walked around the living room twice, and then slowly walked up to Guo Sheng to check the progress. In five minutes, Guo Sheng hadn't finished typing and released the request to buy little monsters. Feeling helpless, she chewed the nuts and swallowed them, and asked, "Guo Zu, do you really need my help?"
Guo Sheng waved his hand, "There are two more words, it will be ready soon."
Song Shujing snorted, and said to her when she had nothing to do, "Guo Zu, you still bought a house here. I thought you would live in Linshi forever."
"I bought it a long time ago. I planned to be neighbors with Feng Chi. But who knew that guy was so rich that he bought a villa." His small apartment couldn't even touch Feng Chi's hands.
While talking, Guo Sheng's request was finally released. The two thought it would take a long time, but they didn't expect news to come in five minutes after the announcement.
Guo Sheng shook, and immediately beckoned to Song Shujing. Song Shujing walked to the computer, and a message pop-up window just popped up.
[Hello, according to the requirements you provided, we have detected that there is a small peacock waiting to be raised, which is very suitable for your conditions. If you are really interested, we will show you the photos. ]
Guo Sheng and Song Shujing thought carefully, the reason why they only chose the little peacock who couldn't fight with them was to prevent those bastards from stalking them.
Now this group of bastards should all know that the Demon Management Bureau has intervened in this matter. It would be too obvious to post a message saying that they want a little squirrel. As long as these bastards are still in their normal minds, they will definitely think that the prototype of an employee of the Demon Management Bureau is a squirrel.
Song Shujing put her back on her back, and when she saw this, she became furious and raised her chin, "Go back to him."
Guo Sheng continued to type with one finger: I have intentions.
The four words were typed for a minute.
But the other side didn't feel weird at all. They have taken on a lot of customers, and some monster customers have heard about their products from other people. Some of these monsters are not familiar with the stuff in the human world, and they stumbled while using the computer to chat. They have seen a lot.
[Okay, please send us a photo of your monster ID, we need to check the situation. ]
"It's so complicated? Wasn't it a video transaction before?" Song Shujing frowned, "Guo Zu, ask him what's going on."
Guo Sheng didn't delay, and typed on the keyboard for a long time to reply: I heard from my friend, isn't it a video transaction
As soon as I sent it, the message from the other side came.
[Yes, but the rules were temporarily changed, and the result is the same anyway. Hope you can cooperate with us. After we confirm your identity, we will send you the photos and information of the little peacock together. Then you can discuss where you go to pick up the little peacock. ]
Song Shujing pursed her lips, and sent the ID card information of Peacock Dad that she had already prepared.
The peacock father was a friend she had known in the early years, and this time he specially asked for his identity information just in case. I didn't expect it to actually come in handy in the end.
Not long after the photo was sent, the message came again.
[Hi, your information has been checked. Next, we will send you a compressed package, pay attention to check it. ]
Guo Sheng moved the mouse unconsciously, squinted his eyes and said, "I heard that these bastards are very smart. It seems that some parents have tried this website before, trying to buy their children back, but they all failed."
Song Shujing sneered when she heard the words, "For such a small amount of money, I have long since lost my conscience. How can I expect them to be kind? It's good if I don't deliberately play tricks on those parents."
However, this time let these bastards have the same conscience as them.
I'd rather die.
After more than ten minutes, Song Shujing glanced at the place of the transaction, and nodded at Guo Sheng, "It's fine. I'll meet these scumbags tomorrow."
The next morning, Feng Chi left the door very early. Ji Huan didn't see anyone when he woke up from the window sill, so he went about his business slowly. Some things happen once and twice. When Feng Chi left him to go to work for the first time, he was worried that Feng Chi would come back temporarily, so he panicked all day long. But now, as long as Feng Chi is not around, Feng Chi's home is his home.
Ji Huan went to the bathroom, poured warm water into the basin, and washed clothes while taking a bath. After washing the black pajamas, I washed the shirt and the pajama pants as well. I used Feng Chi's usual laundry detergent. After washing, the clothes left a faint lemon fragrance, which smelled very good.
Ji Huan happily climbed to the indoor balcony with the clothes in her hands to dry, and then got into Feng Chi's quilt.
When Feng Chi came back, it had been less than an hour since Ji Huan sneaked into Feng Chi's bed, but with the soft quilt as his companion, Ji Huan slept like a pig, and didn't hear the door opening or footsteps at all. The first thing Feng Chi noticed were two clothes and a pair of trousers hanging on the indoor balcony.
The shirt was his shirt, and the other set was obviously Ji Huan's pajamas.
It was the black pajamas that Ji Huan usually wore.
Feng Chi walked over to check the size of the pajamas, and silently memorized the size. But the next moment he was stunned. Ji Huan usually wears clothes here, so what is he wearing now
Feng Chi: "..."
OK.
Feng Chi, who didn't dare to think about it, didn't dare to do anything, he stood at the door of the bedroom, and knew that the small mirror was inside, but he didn't have the guts to open the door and go in even though there was only one door between them.
He coughed in embarrassment, and deliberately made some noise outside the door. The next second, there seemed to be a sound in a hurry, and there was a panicked voice from a small mirror: "I'm going! Why are you coming back at this time? Isn't this killing me! I'm still hanging up my clothes Let's go!"
Feng Chi also realized this, he was stunned for a moment, and then decided to go to the study. Ji Huan, who was inside the door, heard the voice fading away, quietly opened the door, and stretched out his head to look. Seeing Feng Chi enter the house at the end of the second floor, he knew where he had gone. He didn't dare to delay for half a minute, he went back to the closet and pulled a shirt to cover himself, and crawled to the indoor balcony.
There was a rustling sound outside the door for a long time, Feng Chi stood in front of the window, his eyes fell on the flowers outside. The flowers are Centifoliate roses, clustered in clusters, good-looking is good-looking, but not as good-looking as that person. Realizing that his thoughts had turned back to Ji Huan again, Feng Chi leaned his waist against the window sill in a little embarrassment.
Hopeless.
He stared outside for half an hour, forcing himself to think about other things. From taking away the fire mouse this morning to the afternoon when Guo Sheng and Song Shujing are going to pick up the 'bought' little peacock. After a few times, it finally returned to normal.
At least... I won't worry about whether a certain black spot is wearing clothes or not.
When Feng Chi came back to his senses, the movement outside the door could no longer be heard, and it was as quiet as if no one had ever existed. Feng Chi pushed open the door and walked towards the bedroom, and after just a few glances, he understood everything.
The wardrobe has been passive, and so has the quilt.
So, did the little black spot slip into his quilt with clothes on or without it
The weird and magical cycle started again.
Feng Chi: "..."
At two o'clock in the afternoon, after lunch, Feng Chi walked to the window sill and put the small mirror in his pocket. The little black spot changed into black pajamas, but the shirt was not lost, and it was neatly folded aside. Probably because I feel that I still need a change of clothes.
Feng Chi glanced at him, then walked towards the garage in silence.
On the way, the sounds of cracking melon seeds, chewing gum and blowing bubbles, and drinking drinks are endless. Feng Chi drove all the way, and he ate all the way, which shocked Feng Chi.
I thought that the little black spot was just like a pig in sleeping, but I didn't expect it to be more like a pig in eating.
Well, let alone sleep when you are full.
When we arrived at the Demon Control Bureau, just as Feng Chi put the small mirror in the office and left, Ji Huan ran out with a pile of garbage. But this time he learned his lesson, stepped on it a little earlier, and seeing the husky tethered pitifully in front of the small restaurant, he swaggered and threw away the trash. When walking back, he walked past the husky leisurely and whistled.
The poor husky turned around in a circle, biting his tail and wailing, but he couldn't help but stare at the little mirror that twisted and twisted so arrogantly.
Song Shujing closed the window at the Bureau of Demon Control, "Sister-in-law is safe today. Come on, let's talk about things later."
Guo Sheng said: "According to what they mean, they want us to go directly to the amusement park to pick up people without having to meet up. So I was wondering, would they put people there alone and not show up?"
Feng Chi: "Just ask Huoshu."
The reason why he went out this morning was to bring the Fire Rat who escaped from the South China Sea volcano yesterday. He left a mark on the Fire Mouse, as long as the Fire Mouse was alive, he would always be able to find each other, so yesterday he was not in a hurry, and just went home with a small mirror. But Feng Chi didn't expect that the Huoshu's IQ was really not very high, and after finally escaping, he turned around and went to find Zheng Guan's wife to die together.
It is useful for him to keep the fire mouse, so naturally he will not let it go.
Feng Chi thought for a while and let the Fire Mouse out. A red light flashed in the pure black pocket, and the forcibly shrunk Fire Rat pitifully hugged its two short hands, looked tentatively at Feng Chi, and turned back into a human body.
"Big, hello everyone."
Song Shujing stared at him, "Don't be so close, come and provide us with something useful. Otherwise, I'll make clothes out of your skin."
Huoshu knew that the group in front of him belonged to the Demon Management Bureau, so he didn't dare to confront Song Shujing and others. He shrank his neck and said: "See what you want to know. Although I only help out occasionally in the clan, I know most of the things. I often eavesdrop on the elders and the others, and I haven't been discovered."
Song Shujing raised her eyebrows and revealed a meaningful smile.
Seeing this smile, Huoshu tensed up, and said hastily, "I still left evidence, probably because I thought that such a day would come..."
Song Shujing: "I have long thought that there will be such a day that you will not stop? Forget it, now let me talk about the process of your doing bad things."
After all, there is business to do in the afternoon.
Little Mirror leisurely returned to the office, and quietly moved to the door when he heard movement outside. But no matter how small his movement was, he couldn't hide it from the monsters in the hall. Zhuo Guang grabbed Song Shujing's arm with one hand, and quickly turned his eyes to a certain direction. He glanced at the small mirror with two small hands outstretched, and quickly looked away, for fear of being discovered.
However, when he wanted to continue looking at the small mirror with the 'out of the corner of his eye', all he saw was a cold Feng Chi. Their boss didn't know when they moved to a position, just blocking his side.
Zhuo Guang: "..."
Zhuo Guang raised his head and met Feng Chi's eyes. He opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything. In the end, he could only give Feng Chi a thumbs up to express his fucking feelings.
Killing dogs still depends on their boss.
Song Shujing and the others noticed the small interaction between Zhuo Guang and Feng Chi. Song Shujing rolled her eyes, grabbed Zhuo Guang's ear and said, "Listen carefully, if there is even a slight mistake later, it's useless for you to wipe your neck and apologize." .”
Zhuo Guang wanted to take a second look at his sister-in-law, but Feng Chi didn't give him the chance. In addition, Song Shujing's words are indeed correct, business matters are more important. It will be a long time in the future, and I will watch it when I have a chance. And pick the opportunity when their boss is not around!
Four p.m.
Today is Thursday, parents go to work and children go to school, there are not many people in the amusement park, most of them are young couples. With their arms around their waists and their hands holding hands, they walked past the monsters from the Demon Management Bureau with smiles on their faces.
Zhuo Guang wore a black peaked cap, and put his arms around Shi Ying's shoulders, "Hey, I'm envious. Come on, brother, brother treats you to milk tea."
Shi Ying was forcefully dragged into the nearby milk tea shop, ordered milk tea and Zhuo Guang and the two sat in front of the glass window, with the milk tea in his mouth, he mumbled, "Why does it feel like Group Guo is taking advantage? Obviously, there is no need to pretend Husband and wife, why are you still sticking to Sister Song?"
As a matter of fact, Guo Sheng and Song Shujing, the fake couple, can go their separate ways after the video trading on the website changed from yesterday to issuing ID photos.
Zhuo Guang rubbed his chin, and suddenly there was a malicious smile on his face: "You said..."
Just as he started speaking, a familiar voice sounded in his ear.
Song Shujing's voice was cold and indifferent, "Did you forget that I can hear you two talking?"
Zhuo Guang was so silent that he picked off the Bluetooth on his ear, thinking: the high technology in the human world really killed monsters.
On the other side, Feng Chi walked among the crowd, looking down at his watch. Before the time agreed with the website came, he turned back and returned to the place he had just passed by, "Give me a bunch of strawberries and hawthorns."
The candied haws seller was an uncle, smiling as he handed the candied haws mixed with strawberries and hawthorns to Feng Chi, "Boy, buy it for your girlfriend? Oh, a lot of couples like to eat the candied haws I made. I'll give you a discount. Five bucks will do."
Feng Chi pursed his lips and showed a faint smile, and said 'thank you' again.
Then, the moment I got the candied haws, I was dumbfounded.
This... I can't put it in my pocket.
In the silence, he saw the mirror in his pocket staring eagerly at the uncle's candied haws cart, almost drooling. While looking at it, he muttered: "Zhuo Guang is so happy, he still has candied haws to eat."
Feng Chi: "..."
Forget it, eat it yourself.
Feng Chi snapped down the hawthorn. The rock sugar wrapped in the hawthorn was so hard that his teeth hurt, and it was too greasy. After taking two bites, Feng Chi frowned and swallowed it.
When Ji Huan heard the voice and raised his head, he could only see the man's chin and his Adam's apple rolling from swallowing.
Gudong—
Ji Huan swallowed silently.
There was no other meaning, he was simply envious that Feng Chi had candied haws to eat.
However, he really thought that the candied haws were for Zhuo Guang. Hey, there is no conflict after eating one and then giving it to Zhuo Guang, after all, it is that kind of relationship. Why don't young couples like this? To eat a strawberry, you have to leave a handle for the object.
Ji Huan imagined a lot of sweet "brotherhood" between Feng Chi and Zhuo Guang in his mind, but Zhuo Guang didn't know that it was him and Feng Chi that Zhuo Guang was thinking about. They could hear the conversation between Feng Chi and Uncle Candied Haws clearly, and with a little thought, they knew who Feng Chi bought the candied haws from. But... the sound of chewing rock sugar from behind was close at hand, it definitely wasn't from the little mirror, so Feng Chi was the only one left.
This is…
Zhuo Guang covered the Bluetooth headset, and whispered to Shi Ying, "What's the matter? Buy candied haws and eat it yourself? Boss took the wrong medicine?"
Shi Ying rested her chin and looked at the man who was gradually approaching. Feng Chi was wearing the same clothes as usual, but holding a bunch of candied haws in his hand with a cold face, it was still a bit out of harmony. Especially, the mirror in his pocket protruded half of his body.
Although Shi Ying couldn't see Ji Huan, he could vaguely guess his sister-in-law's expression at the moment.
Probably scratching his head and staring at the uneatable candied haws.
When Shi Ying was in a daze, Feng Chi suddenly glanced at them, and the two pairs of eyes instantly met. Shi Ying was taken aback for a moment, then waved his hand with a bright smile. However, Feng Chi turned his eyes and saw Zhuo Guang next to him, frowned, turned and left.
Zhuo Guang's face looked uncomfortable.
Shi Ying: "?"
Feng Chi who left the milk tea shop continued to wander. There are a lot of shops in the amusement park, and there is also a candy store. The candies inside are all kinds of strange, and some of them have very strange tastes.
Feng Chi only hesitated for a moment before walking in.
When the lady in the candy shop saw Feng Chi, she immediately went up to meet him, even though the sight of Feng Chi holding up a candied haws made people want to laugh. She adjusted her mood and smiled, "What do you want to buy, sir?"
"Let's take a look first." As he spoke, his gaze passed over the baskets of candy in front of him.
It reads respectively:
Spicy candies, mustard-flavored candies, candies with indescribable flavors.
Feng Chi: "?"
He pointed to the three baskets and asked seriously, "Can you eat them?"
After speaking, Feng Chi realized that something had pushed against his pocket, and the guy inside seemed to want to get out again. But Feng Chi didn't give it a chance, his arms drooped down, just blocking the pocket.
Ji Huan gave a bewildered 'Yah', but didn't understand the situation.
Only Feng Chi knew about the undercurrent between Feng Chi and the little mirror. The young lady in the candy shop didn't panic at all when she heard Feng Chi's words, and the smile on her face deepened instead. This question is asked by almost every new customer.
She said: "Of course, for some customers, these candies actually taste very good. If you are interested, sir, you can buy a little bit and taste the taste."
Feng Chi hummed, took the pocket and immediately put a few candies in a plastic bag. Immediately afterwards, he went to the basket next to him to choose some normal flavors. Strawberry Yogurt Lemon Tangerine Peel, anything goes.
After paying the money, he carried a large bag of candies with normal flavors, and stuffed those with strange flavors into his suit pocket.
Ji Huan waited for a long time before the arm outside the pocket was released. The dark world was illuminated by the light outside. He was about to probe, but was pressed back by a small bag of sugar.
Holding the candy in both hands, he squeezed one and looked at it.
The candy was ingeniously made into the shape of a small animal. The one he was holding belonged to a pig, but this pig was red.
It doesn't really matter what color the pig is.
Ji Huan didn't think much about it, he simply thought that the candy was just a little special, so he stuffed it into his mouth.
The entrance is actually no different from ordinary sugar, it has a very strong sweet fragrance. Ji Huan smacked his mouth twice, and the next moment his mouth was stiff, and he didn't even dare to move the tip of his tongue.
After the outermost icing was sipped off, the spicy taste suddenly swarmed, plundering every part of the mouth.
Ji Huan didn't have time to react, tears came out of the corners of his eyes, and burst into tears instantly.
This sugar is poisonous!