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The eldest brother was dizzy when he heard it, although he vaguely felt that it was not a big deal for the pig to run away. He stared at Feng Chi with his drunken eyes, and comforted him with a smile: "It's okay if the pig ran away, it's fine if the girlfriend doesn't run away."
Feng Chi didn't say anything, took the tin foil box from the owner of the barbecue stand, and thanked the elder brother for his comfort: "Thank you."
Watching Feng Chi's slender back disappear before his eyes, someone muttered in a low voice: "The little pig is probably his girlfriend, right? But it's unreasonable for him to be dumped by his girlfriend when he grows up like this. Suddenly he knows why I don't have a girlfriend I'm not worthy."
"The possibility of being dumped after growing up like this is most likely due to hidden diseases."
The laughter gradually dissipated in the collision of wine glasses and the wind and smoke.
After Feng Chi returned home, he stared at the barbecue for a few seconds, took out a skewer of grilled wings and ate it himself. After eating, I poked the mirror with the tip of a bamboo stick, and the beeping sound lasted for a long time, but the complaints of the little black spots failed to sound as expected. Feng Chi sighed, swept the cold barbecue into the trash can, turned and went to the bathroom.
When Feng Chi was still worrying about the little mirror, the affairs of Zheng Guan's family had already caused waves in the demon world. Just like social software such as Weibo in human society, the demon world also has a similar forum. There are all kinds of posts in the forum, such as discussions about major events in the demon world, and the ranking of the most handsome and beautiful human beings in the demon world. All in all, you can discuss whatever you want, as long as you follow the rules.
[Shock! Have you heard of the dirty things the Fire Rats did? I heard that the Fire Rat clan kidnapped and sold many little monsters, and made a lot of black-hearted money. Now it was taken down by the Demon Control Bureau! ]
There is a puppet cat here: Isn't the most interesting thing about this matter related to Zheng Guan's wife
The fish is here and the cat goes away: As a sea monster, I heard that Zheng Guan was dismissed, and I was very happy to hear that Zheng Guan was dismissed. Randomly present three boxes of top-quality caviar to everyone PS: Personally, I hope that the Bureau of Demonstration Administration will check Zheng Guan and his wife.
My cub is back: My child was taken away by these beasts! If it wasn't for the Demon Control Bureau, I really don't know what to do. I hope the Fire Rats will die quickly!
I have stinky feet, get out of the way: I heard that Zheng Guan wants to ask the Demon Control Bureau to give them an explanation. What to say! Ran Wenli is the daughter of the Fire Rat patriarch, this matter has absolutely something to do with her! I hope the Bureau of Demon Control can investigate and give us an explanation!
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Zhuo Guang was leaning on the sofa in the lobby of the Demon Management Bureau, with his legs crossed, and a piece of bread in his mouth, looking at his phone. After glancing at the discussions of monsters on the forum, he felt more relaxed. They barely slept last night. The Jiuying brothers killed all the fire rats in the South China Sea Volcano. But he and Song Shujing sent most of the little monsters back to their original home.
As soon as he returned to the Demon Management Bureau after completing the mission, he heard that the fire rat clan's deeds had made the whole demon world know. Zhuo Guang was worried that Zheng Guan and his son would take the opportunity to talk nonsense and smear Feng Chi and the Demon Management Bureau, but he didn't expect that the forums were full of posts condemning and complaining about the Fire Rats and Zheng Guan and his wife.
It's interesting to watch.
As the time approached eight o'clock, Zhuo Guang ordered breakfast to be delivered. Swallowing a small bun in one gulp, he stretched his neck and looked out the window twice, but he didn't see the familiar Maybach. Thinking of Feng Chi who had a bad face when he left yesterday, he muttered softly, "I don't know when the boss came here today. Hey, our boss is really affectionate! He is a good man."
Shi Ying lay on his brother's back, his cheeks bulging, "Yesterday, when my brother and I went to the barbecue stand for supper, they said that we met a man who was dumped by his girlfriend. It seems to be the boss."
Zhuo Guang: "?"
Shi Ying stuffed another bun, and his speech became more and more slurred, "Really, he is dressed in serious clothes and looks very handsome, but with a serious face, he seems to have run away with his wife. This description is definitely the boss, and the boss must be buying it." BBQ for our sister-in-law, hey, it’s a pity that my sister-in-law can’t eat it. It’s really sadomasochism.”
While speaking, the brakes sounded outside the door. Zhuo Guang and Shi Ying looked at each other, they turned their heads in unison, smiled and called out 'boss' to the people who came.
Feng Chi glanced at the two of them, and asked casually, "How's the matter going?"
Zhuo Guang: "Excellent! Sister Song is contacting the family of the last little monster, but I haven't been in touch yet."
"I'll go take a look." Feng Chi pushed open the door of the cubicle, and there were intermittent snores from inside.
Song Shujing hugged a little dragon, and the little dragon's claws hugged Song Shujing's arm tightly, and its wings were folded obediently, revealing its belly rising and falling with its breathing. Song Shujing's eyes lit up when she saw Feng Chi approaching, and she lowered her voice to say hello, "Boss, I happen to need you for something."
Feng Chi walked to her side, his eyes fell on Xiaolong.
This is a young Yinglong, the two dragon horns on the top of the head only slightly protrude a small bag. Feng Chi touched the dragon's horn, and for some reason recalled the scene he saw in the Fire Mouse Cave that day, "Is this brought back from the Fire Mouse Clan?"
Song Shujing nodded again and again, "Yes, this little guy is a bit different from the others. I can't find the little guy's parents, and I suspect that his family may not be here anymore."
Feng Chi: "What do you want to do?"
Song Shujing felt a little embarrassed when Feng Chi saw through her thoughts. She hugged Xiao Yinglong even tighter in her arms, "How about I take him for a few days before finding his family?"
Feng Chi actually didn't have any special opinion on this. He doesn't like children very much, and he doesn't seem to hate them too much. Although the child has a lot of things to do, but... the little mirror doesn't give way too much. You'll be fine once you get used to it. He nodded, "Don't worry about it, your parents are still looking for you."
Whether you can find it or not is another story.
Song Shujing waved her hand, "You can rest assured." Although she likes children, she is not to the point of being crazy. Besides, if she likes children, she doesn't care about the parents of the children... How is this different from the Fire Rats
Song Shujing lowered her eyes to tease the snoring Xiao Yinglong, and when she was about to post a question on the forum, she suddenly remembered something. She turned to look at Feng Chi. Feng Chi's expression was very cold, and there was a hint of impatience in his eyes. Song Shujing knew Feng Chi fairly well, they had known each other for many years. But, in her memory, Feng Chi's depressed expression is very rare.
Of course she knew why.
Song Shujing thought for a while, then whispered: "Boss, why don't you stimulate sister-in-law again? Since the food doesn't work, then you can find another way. What things and things are most responsive to sister-in-law?"
Feng Chi immediately understood what Song Shujing meant, and said, "Ugly."
He still remembered that when Little Mirror saw Brother Jiuying for the first time, he was so scared that he almost cried. And when peeking at Wuwu and Fudou quietly, they are very disgusted. Even thought he was ugly.
Song Shujing was stumped by the word 'ugly thing', and immediately reacted, she slapped the table with her hand, and said seriously, "That's easy. Boss, find some ugly things to scare my sister-in-law!"
Feng Chi pursed his lips, and the image of the little black dot being scared and crying immediately appeared in his mind, his eyes were red, and he might be cursing while wiping away his tears.
That scene was really unbearable.
"What should I do if I cry?"
"Huh?!" Song Shujing scratched her head, "Isn't it? Besides, it's not sure whether my sister-in-law can be scared. Oh, why don't you try it first. What if it really works? It's a big deal and I'll make amends. Prepare a keyboard and durian for you, okay?"
"Why are you preparing keyboards and durians?"
"For your future happy life, Boss." Song Shujing looked serious, her tone was deep, and there was kindness in her eyes.
Half an hour later, Song Shujing, who posted a post on the forum looking for Xiao Yinglong's parents, came to the hall holding the sleeping Xiao Yinglong. Brother Jiuying and Zhuo Guang leaned leisurely on the sofa, each with a lollipop in his mouth, eating happily. Noticing Song Shujing approaching, Zhuo Guang waved his hand, looked around Xiao Yinglong and asked, "Where's the boss? Didn't he look for you?"
Song Shujing hummed, "But now he's gone to the Beihai Swamp."
As we all know, the creatures living in the swamps of the North Sea are monsters who have been punished.
Most of these monsters were abandoned there because they committed serious crimes.
Zhuo Guang was startled by this sentence, "What do you mean? The boss is in a bad mood, so he ran to Beihai to vent his anger? You want to fight with us. Although I can't beat the boss, we should fight together. Can you last a while?"
After all... the monsters in the swamp of the North Sea are really ugly, the kind that will hurt your eyes for a month.
Song Shujing glanced at him: "He didn't go to fight, he went to save his sister-in-law."
Zhuo Guang: "?" Why am I getting more and more incomprehensible
When Song Shujing was still explaining to the monsters from the Monster Management Bureau, Feng Chi had already arrived at the Beihai Swamp.
The North Sea swamp and the swamp in the human world are completely different concepts. The former is gray at first glance, and there are bubbles in the swamp. Occasionally, large creatures slowly turn over and stir up the smelly mud. A wisp of hot wind blows, mixed with a strange smell. Feng Chi frowned slightly, a white light flashed before his eyes, and then a person stood still in front of him.
"Mr. Feng came here, do you have any orders?"
Feng Chi's eyes fell on the swamp behind the visitor. Many monsters quietly poked their heads out of the swamp to find out. Generally, demons would not come to this place, unless they were about to have new members.
But judging by Feng Chi's appearance, this possibility became very slim.
Feng Chi withdrew his eyes, and his tone was so flat that he couldn't hear anything strange, "Bring the ugliest monster here."
"ah?"
Feng Chi repeated, "I want the ugliest one."
Tengu: "..."
He has been stationed in the swamp for thousands of years and has seen Feng Chi many times. In my impression, Feng Chi has always been a cold and serious person, but I didn't expect their Mr. Feng to have such eccentricities.
He glanced back, and with just one glance, he saw many strange monsters looking at them with curious eyes.
Tiangou pondered for a moment, although he was shocked by Feng Chi's eccentricity, he was very enthusiastic on the surface: "Does Mr. Feng have any specific requirements? Our monsters are ugly and have their own characteristics. Why don't you choose them yourself?"
Feng Chi: "..."