There is a written rule in the underworld. If you want to be reincarnated, you must draw a number. No matter if you are a newcomer or an old man who just died and died early, whether you are a villain in the world or a good person in ten generations, you must draw a number if you want to be reincarnated!
Shi Li was lucky, he drew 8888888888, a very European number, and his cat was 8888888890. Shi Li glanced at the reincarnation team of the big name Changlong in front of him, grabbed an underworld staff and asked, and learned that he still had to wait in line. Reincarnation takes two years.
Alas, heartbroken.
I don't know if I can vote for a good family.
The queue time was long. Just when Li Xianlai was waiting for nothing, he was lightly poked in the back. He frowned and turned his head. When he saw that face again, he was almost stunned.
Black hair, three-dimensional features, tall stature, and some familiar faces.
Holy shit! The female version of Fu Yunshen!
She looked shy: "little brother, reincarnated."
Shi Li was dumbfounded; "… Ah."
She was even more shy: "It's not a coincidence, I'm also going to reincarnate."
"..." Bullshit, what else can I do here besides reincarnation.
Shi Li hugged the cat and turned his head, too lazy to pay attention to her.
As a result, the male version of Fu Yunshen kept babbling: "It's also strange, you said that my split personality actually enjoyed the soul treatment, I originally disappeared, but the people in the underworld said that a lottery was being held, and the personality who won the lottery. I can enjoy a chance to be reincarnated, but it makes me crazy, I really hope I can be reincarnated as a girl, by the way, what's your size, little brother?"
Without waiting for Shi Li to agree, she looked at the number plate on Shi Li's chest, the name, age, and date of death, which she knew at a glance.
Her eyes lit up, and she looked surprised: "By the way, I remembered, you are Shimu's twin brother."
Shi Li frowned, "You know him?"
She nodded: "My name is Fu Yunshen."
Fu, Fu Yunshen
Shi Li's eyes widened, full of horror.
She rambled on and continued: "Then we really have a fate, my number is 8888888889, just behind you."
Shi Li's face paled a bit, he... He didn't want to be brothers with this female version of Fu Yunshen, right? Might as well let him die!
Yunyun didn't notice the fear in his eyes, and smiled brightly: "Shi Li, I like you, wait for me to find you after reincarnation!"
Shi Li shivered, and the hair follicles all over his body opened in fright.
In front, the reincarnator is shouting: "Next, 8888888888, 8888888889 get ready!"
He hugged the cat tightly and ran forward as if running away.
The reincarnation took over the registration in the number row. Shi Li's cat licked his fur on the waiting chair. Looking at the huge white vortex in front of him, he took a deep breath and took the bowl of Meng Po soup.
"A bowl of Meng Tang has passed through the intestines, and the past is not left behind."
Mother Meng's words were empty and distant, and when she saw that the bowl of soup was about to bottom out, the cat that was sitting on the chair suddenly saw a little white cat walking past her with catwalks, its eyes lit up and it purred. , wagging its tail and fluttering over, the little white cat was startled, dexterously dodged the hairless cat's attack, fluttered the empty hairless cat and swayed, and rolled straight into the door of the reincarnation. middle.
Shi Li's expression tightened, he put down the bowl and grabbed the cat's tail, but the vortex suction was so powerful that it pulled him straight in.
This change shocked the staff of the underworld, and the reincarnation envoy looked at Yunyun, who was behind him. The eldest son of the Xia family should be the eldest son of the family, and the twins with the surname Fu's surnames 89 and 90 are twins. Now at that time, Li and the cat went to the family surnamed Fu... "
This kind of mistake is a big deal, and it is known to be dismissed by the superior.
The envoy swallowed and looked at Yunyun nervously.
Yunyun's eyes were bright and she pointed at the number plate: "Is it my turn? I came here by lottery. The people there said that you can choose your gender. I chose a woman. Don't get me wrong."
The two envoys looked at each other and saw certainty in each other's eyes.
"Rest assured, we are professional, we will definitely not make mistakes, let's reincarnate."
After Meng Po's soup, Yunyun jumped into the door of reincarnation.
Looking at the disappearing figure of the other party, Po Meng said leisurely: "The young man's Meng Po soup has not been finished, and the memory of the past life may linger for three minutes."
The envoy groaned in his heart, and hurriedly asked, "Then... that cat?"
Po Meng said: "The reincarnation of the race will not retain the memory even if they don't drink soup."
After the envoy heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief.
In modern times, in an obstetrics and gynecology hospital, three babies died at about the same time.
Outside the ward, two men waited anxiously.
Fu Yun shook his legs, and shivering, he took out two pieces of chewing gum from his pocket and handed it to Xia Hangyi next to him: "Pressure and shake."
Xia Hang waved his hand very calmly; "You can do it yourself, I'm not nervous."
Fu Yunshen opened the package and sneered coldly: "You... don't be nervous, you've run to the toilet forty times."
Xia Hangyi, who was dismantled: "..." He went to the toilet again.
The lights in the operating room were dim, Fu Yunshen got up and wanted to go in to find Shimu, but he never wanted to be stopped by the medical staff: "Your wife will have to wait a while to come out."
Fu Yunshen asked anxiously, "Is she all right?"
The nurse smiled: "The mother is very healthy, and your children are also very healthy, they are twins."
She held the child and showed Fu Yunshen a deep look.
When Fu Yunshen was about to take over and hug her, the baby girl in the nurse's arms suddenly burst into tears.
Suddenly, a ghost rushed over, stared at her daughter for two seconds, and smiled: "She's scolding you."
Fu Yunshen: ?
Fu Yunshen couldn't help but ask, "Do you understand baby language?"
Ghost: "She was newly reincarnated, and the ghost is still there."
Fu Yunshen asked again, "What did she scold me for?"
Daughter: "Ahhhh-"
Instead of crying, it was a mournful howl.
After listening carefully for a while, the ghost began to translate: "She said, 'Fu Yunshen, I will be your uncle, I don't want to be your daughter!'!
...
Why is this so scolding people, no, how did she know that his name was Fu Yunshen.
The ghost continued to translate: "He said, 'Fu Yunshen, I am your brother-in-law, I don't agree with you being my father'."
Fu Yunshen shook his body and almost fell to the ground.
She cried even harder: "Ow ooh ah ah ah..."
Fu Yunshen's cheeks were pale: "She... What did she say again."
The ghost shook his head: "The ghost's anger has dissipated. It is estimated that the memory of the previous life is gone, and I can't understand it. But brother, your family relationship is exciting enough, hee hee hee." After a few strange laughs, the ghost Wandered elsewhere, ready to share this gossip with other friends.
Soon after Shi Mu was born, Belling also successfully gave birth to a baby boy.
Both couples are new parents, anxious and hopeful.
However, this does not include Fu Yunshen. He used to hope for a daughter, but now he regrets it. If God gave him another chance to choose, he would definitely not talk too much about what that ghost baby was talking about. Can't face his daughter or his brother-in-law.
When Shi Mu was confirmed to be pregnant, Fu Yunshen decided to let the children follow their mother's surname. He originally thought of a very elegant and elegant name for his daughter, but now that his daughter is Shi Li, Shi Li and Wen Ya have nothing to do with each other. , gave up instantly.
In the end, Fu Yunshen named his daughter Shi, and his son named Shi, it was all their fault! !
That's what I said, but Shi Musheng's daughter is really cute. After the confinement, the child's appearance also came out. The eldest daughter who appeared first had black hair, fair skin, big eyes like black grapes, Clear and dazzling.
Blood relationship is a wonderful relationship. Fu Yunshen knew that she was the reincarnation of Shi Li, but he still couldn't help teasing her. Then he kissed her little face to tease her and made her giggle. After teasing, Fu Yunshen, who had calmed down, fell into deep self-loathing again. .
What is the difference between him kissing his daughter's face and kissing his brother-in-law!
Disgusting, disgusting! ! ! Be sure to restrain yourself next time!
However-
Fu Yunshen couldn't do it!
As time grows, she becomes cute. Her eyes follow the twilight of time, and they are all peach blossoms. Her lips and nose are like Fu Yunshen, and she likes it when she looks at it. When he was learning to walk, the little man who stumbled towards him looked like a little penguin. He was naive and had a sweet smile. Fu Yunshen couldn't help but want to hug him. When he thought that his daughter was Shi Li's soul, he forcibly ignored it. , turned around to tease the younger son.
The years passed and the children grew up day by day.
Time wanted to get close to his father, but in his indifference day after day, he finally pulled away from him.
Time used to cry, thinking that crying might arouse her father's love. After knowing that this method would not work, she stopped crying. Even if she was bullied in kindergarten, she would not say anything. Pulling away Zhou Zhi, Zhou Zhi was tall and big, dressed in military uniform, and he could scare the whole kindergarten children from crying at that stop.
Not long after, she went to learn karate, she became more independent, and more like an adult than her younger brother.
However, time will still be sad.
Once the high fever persisted, the seven-year-old took Shi Mu's hand and asked confusedly, "Mom, did you give birth to me illegitimately?"
Shi Mu patted her hand: "What nonsense are you talking about, you and your brother are twins, both biological."
Time snorted and half-opened his eyes: "Isn't there such a situation, two men and women have sex on the same day, and the twins born may not be the same dad."
"...?" Who taught her these things, Shi Mu was deeply shocked.
"Go to your sleep, don't talk nonsense!" Shi Mu put the quilt on her, got up and left the room, and just opened the door, she saw Fu Yunshen pestering outside the door.
Shi Mu stiffened and lowered his voice: "Brother Yunshen, don't listen to the child's nonsense, I'm innocent."
He didn't speak, his face was thoughtful, and then, Fu Yunshen entered the door.
On the bed, Time Burn's whole body was red, his breathing was short, his face was sweating, and he looked pitiful.
Thinking of Time's words, Fu Yunshen frowned, his thoughts were complicated, and more of it was guilt.
He pulled out the chair and sat down, took a deep breath, and said, "Time, do you think your father doesn't love you?"
Time is running out.
"You think I'm partial to your brother."
Time is childish and childish: "Men are all machismo, not to mention that your family has the throne to inherit, I can understand patriarchal preference." It is also a magnanimous expression that I don't care about you.
Fu Yun was silent, this was really Shi Li's soul, and he was invincible at a young age.
He pulled his hair, and was about to speak when the door opened, he was wearing overalls holding the basketball, sniffing his nose when he was heartbroken: "Sister, don't worry, when Dad inherits the throne to me, I'll pass it on to you. , the inheritance is also yours!"
Fu Yunshen: "..." He's not dead yet! !
Shi Chen: "Speaking of Dad, Zhou Dongdong always let their big wolf dog scare me, can you take care of it?"
Zhou Dongdong is Zhou Zhi's son, and he is very skinny, so he likes to use that military dog to scare Shi Chen, but he is most afraid of dogs.
Fu Yunshen's face was cold: "I'll tell you about your affairs tomorrow. I'm chatting with your sister privately."
"Oh." Shi Chensan left the room.
After a long breath, "Dad, let's go, the child is sick and needs to sleep, so don't disturb me."
Fu Yun touched her face deeply and made up his mind to tell her the secret hidden in his heart.
After Fu Yunshen finished speaking intermittently, Time blinked a pair of peach blossom eyes and said in a glutinous tone, "You mean... I'm the reincarnation of my uncle?"
Fu Yunshen: "Ah."
Time tilted his head: "Then I am my own niece?"
Fu Yunshen: "That's right..."
Time's eyes lit up, and she sat up from the bed with a brush, looking like a seriously ill child, she said excitedly: "So, Dad, you want to call me brother-in-law."
"Ah, that's what I said..." Fu Yunshen paused, looking at her, "You will always be father's daughter."
Time laughed twice, "The book says that your daughter was your father's lover in a previous life. So, Uncle Shili was your lover in a previous life?"
Fu Yunshen: "... "
Time gossip: "Then do you like your mother or your uncle?"
Fu Yunshen was furious: "I love your mother all my life! Don't mess with the relationship between our husband and wife!"
Time dipped his cheeks, and his big eyes blinked: "Then do you like me?"
Fu Yunshen didn't hesitate: "I like it."
Time continued to ask: "Then do you like uncle?"
Fu Yunshen still did not hesitate: "I don't like it."
Time: "Then I'm the reincarnation of my uncle, do you like me?"
Fu Yunshen... Silence.
Time's little hand patted Fu Yunshen's shoulder and sighed: "Dad, you should think about this issue and then talk to me privately, I'm going to sleep."
In the end, the master of rhythm, time, and logic genius will win.
Until Fu Yunshen passed away, there was no answer to this answer.
The author has something to say: Time: The logic genius is me, the rhythm master is me, I am me, I am different fireworks.