"Go away!"
When he was stunned, the innocent Zhou Shiwei and Fu Yunshen pushed out far away, and Fu Yun, who was pinching the orchid finger, took the position that originally belonged to Zhou Zhi.
Fu Yunshen held his cheek with one hand, admiring Shi Mu's face as if he were admiring an extremely luxurious thing. He looked left and right, up and down, and the satisfaction in his eyes was very strong.
Shi Mu was staring at him, and slowly pulled away from him.
"Shi Mu, do you think Yunyun looks good?"
Yun... Yun Yun
Shi Mu almost got stuck in his throat with saliva.
Zhou Zhi patted his butt and stood up, pulling up Fu Yunshen: "Are you fucking okay? Alcoholism?"
Zhou Zhi's hands were so strong that he pulled his neckline directly under his shoulders. Looking at the exposed rounded shoulders, Fu Yunshen screamed, and hurriedly covered his shoulders, blushing and slapped him, "Ah, shameless. What are you doing to people!"
Zhou Weiwei was a little stunned.
The crooked screams of the girls made him even more stunned.
Shi Mu was also stunned, more frightened.
She swallowed her saliva and called out the system without caring so much: [Fu Yunshen, he... is a ghost on his body? ]
The system quickly appeared: [It's okay, it's just a split personality. ]
Personality... Split Personality? ? ?
Are you all right? ? ?
Shi Mu's eyes widened, and he growled inwardly, "You never said that he would have a split personality!" ]
The system is a little impatient: [It's not just a split personality, why are you making a fuss? Don't you think about it, don't you have any mental illness to be the villain of Jinjiang comics? ]
This... no fuck to say.
This year, there is no split personality, mental illness, blind eyes and legs, and he really doesn't deserve to be the male protagonist of novels and comics, not to mention the most arrogant boss in the whole show. Unexpectedly, his second personality seems to be a girl...
Shi Mu raised his eyebrows. Once he accepted this setting, he suddenly felt quite energetic.
She cleared her throat, greeted "Fu Yunshen" to sit down, and poured her a glass of wine: "That child is ignorant, I will apologize to you on his behalf."
"Fuck..."
When Shi Mu glanced over, Zhou Zhi immediately quieted down, reluctantly sitting away from the two of them.
"It's better for Mumu." The cold and arrogant eyes from the past were full of grievances at this moment, "Fu Yunshen" carried Shi Mu's back and tidied up his sleeves, "I was scared to death just now, if he sees something he shouldn't see, People gouged his eyes."
gouging eyes...
Zhou Zhi's eyeballs twitched violently as if sensing it.
Shi Mu's eyes rolled, even if it was the second personality, it was still Fu Yunshen, why don't you take the opportunity... to complete the mission!
She felt like she had found a breakthrough.
Shi Mu desperately went over and poured the wine: "Then, what's your name, Miss?"
"Miss?!" Zhou Zhi pointed at "Fu Yunshen" and shouted, "Brother Mu, are you blind? He's alcoholism and turned into a mother, yes, but the giant roots are still there!"
Seeing that "Fu Yunshen" was about to get angry, Shi Mu stopped him and hurriedly took two meat skewers and stuffed them into Zhou Zhi's arms, shoving him into the room, "Old nephew, be good, now we have to discuss the topic of adults, you Don't interrupt this kid."
Looking at the meat skewers in his hand, Zhou Zhi was taken aback, and quickly said, "I haven't eaten chicken wings yet!"
Shi Mu stuffed all the chicken wings into his hands again.
Even if he wasn't happy, Zhou Zhi obediently turned around and went back to the house.
Shi Mu sat next to "Fu Yunshen" again with a smile on his face, "What's your name, Miss?"
"Fu Yunshen" flipped his hair: "Yunshen, the Yun of all beings, the depth is the depth of the light, you can call me Yunyun."
As he said that, he held his face in his hands again, and looked at Shi Mu stupidly.
Who can resist this!
Shi Mu clutched his heart and looked away with a flustered expression.
After the beating heart calmed down, Shi Mu summoned up the courage to look at Fu Yunshen's face, "Are you the second personality?"
"That's it." She looked at her fingers. "Hey, do you have nail polish? Boys are just not careful, and they don't take good care of their fingernails."
"..." Ashamed, she has never maintained her fingernails in her life.
Shi Mu raised his head: "Do you appear when you drink?"
Fu Yun tilted her head to think, this cute little gesture caused Shi Mu's heart to throb, she nodded: "Almost."
"Does Fu Yunshen know about your existence?"
"Of course I don't know." Fu Yunshen replied decisively, "If he knew, he would definitely kill me."
This is true. With Fu Yunshen's manic temper, he will definitely try to kill this personality, especially... This personality is still a little princess.
Shi Mu's mind moved slightly, and put a few bottles of fruit wine in front of the little princess Fu Yunshen, and kept coaxing her to drink it: "Come on, drink more, you're welcome, if it's not enough, I'll go out and buy some beer."
The little princess was stunned for a moment, and her face immediately turned red: "You, you keep giving people alcohol, are you trying to do something to me?"
The face is Fu Yunshen's face, and the body is also Fu Yunshen's body. She chose to use this face and this body to make her a daughter. Shi Mu forcefully endured the psychological discomfort and said, "I just want to talk to you, Fu Yunshen. Usually they don't care about me."
Fu Yunshen snorted, "Why, he obviously likes talking to you."
Shi Mu was stunned.
She said: "I'm three years older than him. Watching him grow up, this kid doesn't like to talk to people. After you come, he also likes to laugh when he talks a lot. He likes you."
Shi Mu's eyes widened slightly.
Like, like? ? ?
These two words made her play for a while.
Shi Mu waved his hands again and again: "Sister, don't be joking, if you say that you are brotherly love to me, I can still accept it. What a big man likes or not."
gay in gay.
Fu Yun smiled deeply, with deep thoughts in her eyes.
What she said was not a lie. Although she came out once in several years, she knew Fu Yunshen. It was true that she liked someone or hated someone. It's just a pity that boys are stubborn and stubborn, and have some ignorant feelings. Not even realizing it.
Fu Yunshen drank too much, and her cheeks were pretty red. When Shi Mu saw that the time had come, she hurried over and lowered her voice to bewitch the little princess, "Sister, do you think the moon is beautiful today?"
She raised her head and glanced at it twice: "It's beautiful, how big the moon is."
"..." Is the little princess talking so rough now
"I'm missing a sister, what do you think we two become brothers?"
Shi Mu bit her lip, full of anticipation waiting for the little princess to answer.
"Then give me a kiss first."
She pointed to her face, her eyes narrowed.
Dear…
Just kiss it! !
As long as the task can be completed, a kiss will not drop a piece of meat! ! !
Shi Mu picked up the fruit wine and drank it. After taking a deep breath, Da Yi pouted in awe.
Her smile deepened, and her eyes were full of the triumph of the successful strategy. When Mu Hongfen's lips were about to be close to her cheeks, Fu Yunshen was ready to return the control of her body to Fu Yunshen, but at this moment—
"Brother Mu, calm down!"
Snapped.
Half of the grapefruit suddenly flew out of the window and hit Fu Yunshen's head exactly. Her smile froze, her body swayed, and she fell to the ground like a green onion. The fruit wine was taken down by her arm, and the orange-yellow liquid instantly froze. Sprinkle all over your clothes.
Shi Mu, who was still pouting, said, "…"
"Ah!" Zhou Zhi returned to his senses in a trance, "I threw it wrong..."
He originally wanted to smash Shi Mu with red dates, but he didn't expect to pick up the grapefruit next to the red dates when he was excited.
Zhou Zhi quickly thought about it, "It's okay, I guess I won't die."
estimate
If the fuck were to die, it would be the end of the calf! !
Shi Mu was about to cry but had no tears. She was only 0.01 centimeters away from completing the task, and only 0.01 seconds away from returning home, but—all was ruined by her eldest nephew! ! !
System: [Sorry, host, you should be very unfortunate if you can continue to complete tasks with me. ]
Shi Mu: [Go away. ]
The system sent out two harsh brain waves, probably laughing.
When Shi Mu couldn't laugh, tears flowed in her stomach.
The moonlight is cool and the night is quiet. The boy who fell to the ground didn't make a sound for a while. Zhou Zhi stepped on his slippers and trotted out from the inside. He first looked at Fu Yunshen, although he lightly stepped on his face with his toes.
There was no movement.
Zhou Zhi panicked: "Is he dead?"
"Brother Shen, you can't die!"
Still no movement.
Shi Mu was also panicked. The mission didn't say what would happen to the host if the mission target died. She couldn't die with him, right
"Fu Yunshen, are you dead? If you are dead, you will squeak!" Shi Mu lay down in front of him, reaching out to pat the handsome face.
The young man's eyes were tightly closed, and no matter how they called, there was no sound.
Shi Mu raised his head: "You smashed it, now you give him artificial respiration."
Saying that, he got up and moved out of the way.
Zhou Zhi looked tangled: "No, it's not good."
Shi Mu was aggressive: "Then it would be nice if he died?"
There's a little bit of truth to that.
It's not easy for Zhou Zhi to have two brothers. It would be stupid if he killed one with a grapefruit. Besides, Fu Yunshen's ability is extraordinary. If he becomes a ghost, he is probably a powerful ghost king. What to do with life!
Zhou Zhi gulped down his saliva, slowly approached, leaned over, opened Fu Yunshen's mouth with both hands, closed his eyes, hated his heart, and puffed up his cheeks to prepare for the transition.
Fu Yunshen, who passed out and was about to walk to the gate of hell, always felt numb in his scalp and cold in his back. A strong desire to live abruptly pulled him back from his half-dead state.
brush.
He opened his eyes and met Zhou Zhi's close face.
boom.
A fist hit Zhou Zhi's eye socket.
"Fuck!" Zhou Zhi covered his eyes and cried out in pain, backing up again and again, "Great, not dead!!"
Great, the first kiss is still there! !
Shi Mu also breathed a sigh of relief, being able to beat people in this state means that people are fine.
After the conditioned reflex punch, the drunk Fu Yunshen fell to the cold ground again. Seeing the boy who frowned and hummed from time to time, Shi Mu looked embarrassed.
Seeing that they can't go home in this state, they can only make do with one night tonight.
This house has two bedrooms, a master bedroom and a guest bedroom. However, due to lack of time, the guest bedroom has not been cleaned out, and there are no pillows and quilts. There are three of them, only two of them can sleep on the king bed in the master bedroom, and the other one can make do with one night on the sofa.
Shi Mu glanced at Fu Yunshen, who frowned and looked sad.
The big guy is still drunk, and his personality is likely not switched back. It is unrealistic to let a girl sleep with Zhou Zhi. She is not worried about what Zhou Zhi will do, but she is afraid... The irritable Yunyun can't control her temper and throw Zhou Zhi. chopped.
Thinking of this, she and Fu Yun could only be allowed to sleep deeply together.
Headache.
Never thought that the co-sleep task would be completed like this.