I haven't come back for a week, and many places in the house have to be cleaned up.
Early in the morning, Shi Mu changed all the sheets and covers and threw them into the washing machine. The quilts were taken out to dry outside. The weather was fine today, the sky was clear and the sun was shining brightly. If it wasn't too busy, Shi Mu really wanted to go out and play.
In addition to changing the quilt cover, the cabinet should also be tidy up. After all, I haven't been back for a week, and it has rained again, so it's probably damp inside.
Seeing that she was so busy, she definitely didn't have time to make breakfast. Fu Yunshen sensible went to the breakfast shop outside the alley and bought back soy milk fritters.
Putting down breakfast, Fu Yunshen went to the bedroom to find someone. The door of the room was open, but Shimu was nowhere to be seen. He walked in, the window was open, and the summer wind swayed and blew the light curtains. Fu Yunshen glanced at the panoramic view of the house, his eyes When I turned around, I saw that something was about to fall out of the cabinet.
The next second, the thing fell to the ground with a clatter.
After a pause, Fu Yunshen stepped forward and picked it up. It was round and had buttons on it. It was a small remote control, but it didn't know what to control. Fu Yunshen looked around and was a little puzzled.
At this time, Shimu entered the door after throwing out the garbage.
"Fu Yunshen, did you buy it earlier?" She came to the bedroom door.
Fu Yunshen turned back when he heard the sound, and hummed softly.
When Shi Mu was about to speak, his attention was attracted by the remote control in his hand, and his smile froze instantly.
That remote control looks familiar, deja vu...
It seems like...
Seems to be…
Hold! ! !
That's her lifeblood! ! !
How could the lifeblood be in Fu Yunshen's hands? It would be great if it was discovered
In a hurry, he didn't care much, Shi Mu took three steps and two steps, and reached out to grab the thing, but his feet slipped, his body staggered, and he fell straight towards Fu Yunshen.
His pupils shrank, and before he had time to dodge, he was severely pressed by Shi Mu on the double bed behind him.
pat.
Suddenly, Shi Mu's fingertips touched the button.
Slowly, the fake Jinjiang wearing it began to stand upright.
When Fu Yunshen was pressed down by her, she clearly felt that something was against his own egg, hard and rough, like...
His brows furrowed, and the young man's eyes slowly slid down.
When Shi Mu followed him, his expression changed.
Looking at the red light on the remote control, his face turned from white to blue.
Fu Yunshen was still holding it, as long as he moved it slightly from the side, the fake Jinjiang would change from standing mode to vibrating mode.
It's worth it! ! !
Shi Mu looked like an old dog on the surface, but he was actually panicked inside.
She grabbed the remote control and turned off the button. A carp rolled off Fu Yunshen's body. She glanced at her crotch. It was fine. She went back and was relieved. But the bigger crisis is still below, how can she explain her wretched behavior
All the changes in Shi Mu's expressions did not escape Fu Yunshen's eyes, including the changes in her limbs. If an ordinary boy was pushed in the crotch by a friend, he would definitely be angry and leave. Fu Yunshen would have done the same thing in the past, but it was very strange. Not angry at all, since that day's dream passed, Fu Yunshen found that his acceptance of Shimu was much higher, no matter what he did, he could completely tolerate it.
The young man slowly got up from the bed and looked at her in his spare time.
When Shi Muquan didn't see his probing gaze, he sat up and said, "I'm going to do the laundry."
The slender wrist was pulled tightly by the boy's big hand.
Shi Mu was silent, turned his head tremblingly, and glanced at him with small eyes.
Fu Yunshen's smile is not like a smile, whenever he has this kind of expression, Shi Mu knows that he is going to play bad.
"What, what's wrong..." Shi Mu tried to earn his hands.
He pulled tighter: "What is the remote control for?"
Shi Mu's eyes rolled: "Empty, air-conditioned."
Fu Yunshen said, "Do you think my house has no air conditioner?"
Shi Mu: "… "
"Bring it to me and see." He spread his palms.
Shi Mu lowered his head and blinked, "Brother Shen, you have a long line of wisdom, you look like a smart person, your palms are a little pale, you have to pay attention to replenishing qi, and be careful of middle-aged kidney deficiency."
His smile faded: "What else?"
Shi Mu continued solemnly: "And your lifeline is quite long. It is said that the disaster will last a thousand years, and you will definitely live ten thousand years."
Fu Yunshen: "Do you think I'm a king?"
Shi Mu: "The king can only live for a thousand years. The thousand-year-old eighty-thousand-year-old turtle has never heard of it. You underestimate yourself too much."
In terms of talking guns, Fu Yunshen is not Shi Xiaomu's opponent at all.
Shi Mu raised her head and said, "Then I'm leaving."
He pulled Shi Mu tight, his arms pulled hard, and he pulled the person back to the bed.
Shi Mu looked at him, peach blossom eyes were black and white, wet and watery, like two moon rivers.
"Shi Mu, do you have a lot of needs in that regard?"
"…?"
He said with a straight face: "No need to pretend, I already know."
Know... Got it
Shi Mu took a deep breath and shivered: "You know again?"
Fu Yunshen didn't say anything, just pulled open the drawer and took out the little pink vibrating egg inside.
That thing was brand new and useless. Shi Mu stared at it a little confused. She was thinking about why this indescribable thing was in her home. When she saw the sign on it, she understood it all. Isn't this the salesman? Is it a thoughtful little gift from Mrs.
What a fucking little gift it was.
The hatred in Shi Mu's heart, regret, regret, she has to know that the box is filled with sex dancers, even if she dies, she won't want it!
The question is, how did Fu Yunshen notice it
The young man smiled proudly, his eyes seemed to see through her, "Do you have anything else to say?"
Shi Mu gritted his teeth, anyway, in the big guy's mind, he was just something to force a little girl. Gay likes to wear women's clothes, and if he has nothing to do, he will sexually harass his classmates' wretched character. Even if he recognizes it now, it doesn't matter.
She didn't speak, she snatched the dancer over, and said in a muffled voice, "You care about me, I don't want to lose face!"
Fu Yunshen burst out laughing.
His eyes slipped, his eyes fell on his crotch again, and his eyes flashed: "You... pay attention to your body?"
Shi Mu was stunned, "What?"
Fu Yunshen said, "Now that you are not an adult, don't go to that kind of place in the future."
that kind of place
What kind of place is that
Shi Mu frowned and thought for a while, then said, "Gay?"
He didn't start, he looked unhappy again.
Shi Mu rubbed his long hair in a helpless tone: "My good brother, you think too much, I went there before for Lao Huang, we just met at that time, he was hurt, I was afraid People can't think about it, and they continue to appease for a long time. Apart from Lao Huang, the bartender who talks the most is the bartender."
She pulled him up from the bed and shoved him out the door, "I'm going to clean up the house. You go to breakfast first, darling."
Taking advantage of the other party's inattentiveness, Shi Mu hurriedly closed the door and locked it, and did not forget to go over there and draw the curtains.
Seeing the left-handed twitching egg and the right-hand remote control, Shi Mu's wild beating heart finally calmed down.
Now Fu Yunshen must be more firm that she is a little gay who needs tools to satisfy her desires and dissatisfaction, but that's fine, as long as she doesn't lose her horse, everything can be said. I wouldn't doubt her gender, after all, normal people wouldn't think that there would be girls wearing fake penis all the time, maybe Fu Yunshen didn't even know about such things as wearing fake penis.
Now she is more worried. She was "hard" to the boss just now. Will the boss think she is a pervert
Fu Yunshen did not regard her as a pervert, but regarded himself as a pervert.
He was very confused and tangled, and he couldn't explain the unknown feelings lingering in his mind.
Will Shi Mu... some like him
She probably fell down on him on purpose just now. The heroines in the novel are all attracted to the male protagonist's idea. Fu Yunshen has never been in love, but his super high sixth sense tells him that Shimu has no feelings for him. generally.
Thinking about it carefully, from the very beginning, Mu didn't have any plans to approach him. Maybe since meeting him at the gate of the gay bar that night, he was fascinated by her.
Fu Yunshen turned his head and looked at the mirror. The young man in the mirror had sharp facial features, thick eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a high nose bridge, and a red pimple on his chin that did not affect the beauty of his entire face at all. He was self-aware and knew how charming he was.
Fu Yunshen raised his eyebrows at his narcissistic self in the mirror, thinking that this guy is really handsome.
The question is, what should I do if Shi Muruo confesses to him
If he didn't bend, he would react when watching porn; but if he didn't bend, why would he think that way about Shimu? Have that kind of dream? If it bends, it bends... Why does Zhou Zhi's butt feel disgusting
Is he normal or abnormal
The boy under the age of 18 couldn't figure out this question, and he was deeply depressed by pulling his hair.
"Fu Yunshen, do you want me to wash your pajamas for you?" Compared with Fu Yunshen, he is more knowledgeable and has long since recovered from facing various emergencies.
With dark blue pajamas hooked on her hand, she asked Fu Yunshen.
Fu Yunshen regained his senses and looked at her blankly.
Shi Mu tilted his head: "Don't you need it?"
Fu Yunshen opened his mouth and said in a hoarse voice, "Wash if you want."
"Oh, then I won't wash it for you, save me again."
Shi Mu threw his clothes away.
Fu Yunshen grabbed his pajamas, bit his lower lip, and said with a hint of grievance: "Will you be more polite?"
sad.
Does she like him or does she not like him
When I arrived at school early on Sunday morning, Shi Mu received a message from Lao Huang. The video of the competition has passed the preliminary round, and the results of the second round will be released next week. As long as you enter the top ten, you can participate in the final and win a prize of 100,000 yuan.
Shi Mu felt that with the strength of himself and Bei Ling, there would be no problem in entering the top three.
Putting down the phone, Shi Mu took out a dry snack from her schoolbag. When it came to snacks, she remembered that she hadn't been out to hunt for food for a long time. As a result, Charm Gu started to get into heat at night and howled to find a man. If the howl was useful, the world would Where are there so many single dogs.
"Good morning, Shimu."
The door was pushed open, and Xia Hang came in with a big bag.
"Morning, what are you holding?"
As soon as Xia Hang put down his things, he said, "My mother sent me a special product from my hometown. The uncle killed the cow and dried a lot of beef jerky. I will share some for you."
With that said, he took out a few packets of beef jerky and threw them on the desk.
Shi Mu was not polite. He took it apart and tasted it. The beef jerky was chewy and tasted good, but he felt that something was wrong, so he smacking his lips: "I don't know if ghosts can dry it and eat it..."
Looking at Xia Hangyi: "Do you think you can?"
Xia Hang's expression was a little horrified: "Are you serious?"
She is serious.
Sun-dried beef is beef jerky, and dried pork is pork jerky, so... Isn't it ghost-dried? All kinds of ghosts, all tastes! Thinking about it, Shi Mu's saliva is about to flow out.
"Brothers, I'm here!" The two of them were talking, and the cheerful Zhou Zhi entered the door from the outside, he embraced Shi Mu, "Brother Mu, I've heard about it, congratulations, if you win the grand prize, remember to invite Let's eat, buddy."
Shi Mu looked over and said, "You are well informed."
Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "I met Bei Ling when I came back, she told me. Speaking of which, where did Brother Shen go?"
Shi Mu: "Go to the supermarket to buy something." Handing over a piece of jerky, "Try it, Xia Hangyi brought it."
Zhou Zhi swallowed it with a gulp, his cheeks agitated, and his mouth was vague: "It's delicious."
Shi Mu pinched the silly boy's face, turned around and went to the balcony to dry his clothes.
After eating one, Zhou Zhi looked at Xia Hangyi again: "Is there still my share?"
Xia Hang reluctantly gave Zhou Zhi several large bags, and handed over his mobile phone: "Can you help me cancel the software notification? The program keeps popping up, which is very annoying."
"Yes you can."
Sucking his fingers, Zhou Zhi took the phone.
However, when he saw the screensaver, his face was stiff.
If he is not blind and admits his mistake, Xia Hangyi's screensaver is his own brother Mu, right? Zhou Zhi raised his eyes and glanced carefully at Xia Hang. He was busy packing the contents of the bag and hadn't noticed yet.
With an uneasy heart, he unlocked the lock, my dear, the homepage is actually also from Brother Mu! !
Zhou Zhi pretended to be calm: "Is the WeChat notification also canceled?"
Xia Hangyi: "Well, cancel the notification at the top."
"OK."
Zhou Zhi opened WeChat and was completely uneasy.
The background of WeChat chat is still twilight! ! !
The key piece... This one is obviously a candid shot.
Shi Mu is wearing sportswear under the tree, her long legs are stretched, her eyes are lightly closed, the sun shatters the shadow of the tree and falls on her face to form a mottled shadow. The picture is very beautiful and intellectual, like it was shot by a male star Photo Album.
Do normal people secretly photograph their brothers like this
Zhou Zhi wasn't sure, but he certainly wouldn't.
Confused and nervous, Zhou Zhi, who had set the program, returned the phone again. After saying thank you, Xia Hang put the phone back in his trouser pocket, and went to do other things naturally.
Zhou Zhi looked at him suspiciously. After swallowing, he grabbed Xia Hangyi, pursed his lips, and asked tentatively, "Lao Xia, have you ever been in love?"
Xia Hang shook his head: "No, I don't have any skills, others don't look down on me."
Zhou Zhi's tone was more careful: "Then... what type do you like?"
As soon as Xia Hang stopped what he was doing, he tilted his head and thought for a while, then smiled shyly: "I like good-looking people, like Shi Mu, Shi Mu is very good-looking, white and clean. , looks so hilarious."
His skin is wheatish and looks healthy, but he still envy the boy with white skin.
Hearing the answer, Zhou Zhi's heart thumped, and he looked at Shi Mu outside the balcony and then at Xia Hangyi, who was busy in front of him. He was not very well.
He seems to have... learned a great secret!
The question is, should I tell Shi Mu about this? What to say
When all the tangled, Fu Yunshen came back from shopping.
Looking at the gloomy boy who entered the door, Zhou Zhi seemed to see a savior, his eyes lit up.
He grabbed the beef jerky, ran rampantly towards Fu Yunshen, and took him out of the house.
Zhou Zhi clasped Fu Yunshen's neck tightly, and when he spoke, there was a strong smell of beef jerky, "Brother Shen, something bad happened!"