What was Zhou Zhi fussing about? The smell of beef dregs in his mouth made Fu Yunshen feel uncomfortable and backed away. Zhou Zhisheng was afraid that someone would run away, so he hugged Fu Yunshen's neck tightly, looked left and right, and after confirming that no one was there, he said in a low voice, "Brother Shen. , I don't know if I should talk about it or not..."
Fu Yunshen shook his hand away: "Don't talk about it."
Zhou Zhi slapped his thigh: "It's about Brother Mu's chastity, are you sure you shouldn't talk about it?!"
Chastity
Fu Yunshen stopped in his footsteps, his black eyes were misty, and his thin lips pursed slightly: "Give you three seconds."
Zhou Zhi: "I think Xia Hang has taken a look at our brother Mu."
No more, no less, exactly three seconds.
Fu Yunshen frowned, looking at him like a neuropathy.
Zhou Zhi knew that people didn't believe it, so he quickly added: "I saw it with my own eyes, the photos of Brother Mu on Xia Hangyi's screen saver, and the background image of WeChat, oh, it's still the theme page, and several of them are candid photos, I also looked at them. Album, do you know?" Zhou Zhi swallowed, "His album has a category, and it's written in Shimu, God, I got goosebumps."
Zhou Zhi rubbed his arms. You said that a normal person would save his roommate's photo on his phone. You can save it, and use it as a background, so you shouldn't be misunderstood when you say it.
Fu Yunshen frowned deeper: "What are you saying is true?"
Zhou Zhi: "It's okay, why use this to lie to you, I don't know how to tell Brother Mu, Brother Mu is so simple, but I shouldn't be scared. I thought Lao Xia was interested in Bei Ling, but now Thinking about it, Lao Xia probably wanted to use Bei Ling's hand to get close to our brother Mu, after all, Bei Ling and Brother Mu train together every day, tsk tsk, it's hidden deep enough."
Zhou Zhi felt that there was nothing wrong with his analysis.
Fu Yun lowered his eyes deeply, his eyes lowered deeply.
He didn't speak, turned around and went straight back to the dormitory. In the dormitory, Shi Mu and Xia Hang chatted happily. He pursed his lips and his face sank immediately.
Fu Yunshen threw the things on the ground, came to Xia Hangyi, and spread out his hand towards him: "Xia Hangyi, show me your phone."
Xia Hangyi was a little dazed: "Huh?"
"My phone is out of battery and I want to call a friend."
After Shi Mu thought about it for a while, he said honestly, "Brother Shen, do you have any other friends besides us 415?"
Fu Yunshen was choked for a while by this, and gave Shi Mu a vicious look, and said, "You fucking care about Lao Tzu."
Shi Mu chewed on the beef jerky and went elsewhere, he didn't dare to care, and he couldn't control it, but Fu Yunshen definitely wouldn't have other friends. Others would be friends with him if they were crazy. Twilight.
Xia Hang handed over a mobile phone.
When he turned on the screen, Shi Mu's whole body flashed into his eyes, Fu Yun took a deep breath, and felt uncomfortable.
He threw the phone back to Xia Hangyi, "I can't remember his number."
The boy's back was very gloomy.
Xia Hang twitched his lower eyelashes in confusion. He lowered his eyes and looked at the shiny screen. In the confusion of his thoughts, a ridiculous idea flashed by. He narrowed his eyes and smiled silently. clear look.
Ever since he learned that [Xia Hangyi might like Shimu], Fu Yunshen has been in a very irritable state all day long. Zhou Zhi has a big heart and thinks freely. Pin, I believe that Lao Xia will not secretly do some indescribable things to Shi Mu. What he considers is that if Xia Hang's secret love succeeds and they will be together in the future, who will go up and who will go down in the future
Late at night, Zhou Zhi climbed onto Shi Mu's bed and looked at her with a smile: "Brother Mu."
Shi Mu flipped through the book without raising his eyes: "Why?"
Zhou Zhi leaned closer and glanced up, "What type do you like?"
This question made Fu Yunshen prick up his ears.
Shi Mu turned a page and said, "Big breasts."
Zhou Zhi: "Then what do you think about Jugen?"
Shi Mu kicked over and said emotionlessly, "Go away."
The kick made his calf hurt. Zhou Zhi rubbed his calf and grinned, "I just want to ask your opinion, why are you so angry."
Shi Mu: "I don't think about Jugen, because I'm Jugen."
As soon as the words came out, the people in the upper, lower, left and right bunks all laughed.
Xia Hang smiled when she didn't have any eggs but had to pretend to be an egg. Fu Yunshen laughed at her chickens rounded up to ten centimeters and pretended to have giant roots. Zhou Zhi simply wanted to laugh.
The arrogant people have seriously hurt Shi Mu's self-esteem, and when the books snapped together, Shi Mu mercilessly pulled Zhou Zhisheng down.
Zhou Zhi was unrelenting: "To be honest, if a boy chases you, what do you think?"
Fu Yunshen, who was typing in front of the computer, stopped his fingertips and glanced at Shi Mu.
She chewed the newly bought snacks, her eyes wandered from the book, her expression was neither salty nor light, without any unnecessary reaction, Fu Yun's heart was beating like a drum, and she couldn't help but get nervous.
Shi Mu said, "I like innocence, but I don't have any ideas. If a boy really chases me, I hope he will be a gentleman. After being rejected by me, don't disturb my life again. Girls are the same as above."
If you like someone and don't break the law, no one can completely control their emotions and desires. Others have the right to pursue, and she has the right to refuse, but if the other party's pursuit is paranoid and morbid, it is not suitable.
Fu Yun's eyes flickered deeply, he converged his gaze, and continued typing with his fingers on the keyboard.
Zhou Zhi glanced at Xia Hangyi carefully, and coughed softly, "What if Brother Shen chases you."
As soon as he came out, Fu Yun shook a bunch of hahahahaha. He took a deep breath and slowly deleted all the excess words.
Fu Yunshen chased her
Shi Mu looked at the bed beside him, blinked, laughed out of his dimples, and said in a narrow tone: "Brother Shen has both his parents dead, he has a house and a car, and the key person is handsome. If he chases me, I will definitely sit on the ground to ejaculate and be willing to sacrifice myself. ."
She said this to make fun of Fu Yunshen. Generally, little boys are 100% angry when they hear this. Fu Yunshen is usually like a dead person. Once teased, he looks very cute when he gets angry.
He didn't think that this time he didn't make the young man angry. The young man on the bed looked sideways and smiled faintly: "I remember everything you said."
Shi Mu's smile froze, thinking that he was going to remember to settle accounts with Qiuhou, so he hurriedly said, "Brother, don't, I-I'm joking."
joke
In Fu Yunshen's opinion, jokes are a reflection of the heart, so... The little gay must have an idea for him!
I was in a good mood, even Zhou Zhi, who was constantly putting serial farts on the upper bunk, was very pleasing to the eye.
He closed the document that was being updated, created a new document, and put the title of the book on it - "My Brother Is Gay"
That night, Shi Mu couldn't resist reading Fu Yunshen's novel before going to bed. Fu Yunshen didn't mention her in this chapter, and the plot jumped to a climax. The author has something to say.
[The author has something to say: It’s boring, it’s a pit. ]
Got a hole...? ? ? ?
This fucking... It's actually a pit? ?
Looking at the comments again, they are all delightful.
[Aw, ooh, the pre-received text is a meat text! ! ]
[You're about to cheat, it's really boring to be real in the world, one person is writing in blood and begging to write fleshy texts! ]
[The two people wrote in blood and asked to write meat! ]
[Support your pit, this book makes me angry! ]
[The garbage author said that the pit is a pit, and the money is refunded! ]
what's going on
With a dazed feeling, Shi Mu opened Fu Yunshen's column, and then saw the eye-catching advance message.
"My Brother Is Gay"
Copywriting: When you stare at big breasts, giant roots are staring at you.
"… "
Hey, Fu Yunshen, you are so sassy.
No, did Fu Yunshen use her as an inspiration again? It is said that art comes from life, does he come from roommates
Shi Mu clicked twice, secretly rubbed the article into the collection, closed the phone and closed his eyes.
Unexpectedly, Fu Yunshen's Crispy Duck Literature, which is very vulgar from the title to the copywriting, has become popular. After just 20,000 words, there are 800 favorites! You must know that all the articles he wrote in the past add up to a mere thousand collections. What makes Shi Mu even more unbelievable is that his writing suddenly changed from gloomy and heavy to relaxed sand sculptures. Hundreds of comments are hahaha, even Shi Mu can’t believe it. Twilight looked very happy.
Sure enough, children are children, and mortals are mortals. No matter how cold the boss looks, he still has a heart of sand sculpture.
In the blink of an eye, the second round of broadcast gymnastics was passed. Shi Mu and Bei Ling were going to participate in the finals at No. 1 Middle School. This time, there were ten teams shortlisted, and the top three would be rewarded.
After learning that the venue for the competition was No. 1 Middle School, Shi Mu felt a little reluctant to go.
She has a shadow on the place in No. 1 Middle School. Now Shi Mu has been reborn and the transformation has been successful. Her classmates will not recognize her as the little punk who was washing, cutting, blowing, but there is still an uncertain factor. As a twin brother and sister, Shi Li recognized who she was at first sight. Now that he goes there to compete, he still doesn't know what he will do, worrying about people.
The competition time was at ten o'clock on Saturday morning, and Lao Huang took the contestants to No. 1 Middle School. Shi Mu thought it was troublesome to run around, and after explaining it to the dormitory manager, he stayed in the dormitory. Because Bei Ling was also going to the competition, she naturally stayed at school for one night, and Xia Hangyi, who lived with her, stayed with her.
To Shi Mu's surprise, Fu Yunshen didn't even go home.
As dusk approached, the huge dormitory building gradually became empty. Shi Mu glanced at the twilight outside the sky and glanced at Fu Yunshen, "Aren't you going?"
He held his chin with one hand and worked hard on the practice papers, "I don't want to go back."
"Oh." Shi Mu bit the pen and continued to do his homework.
"Shi Mu, can you teach me this question?" Xia Hang pulled a chair towards her and asked earnestly, pointing to the question in the math book.
Shi Mu came over to help.
The dusky light of the sun and dusk enveloped the two of them like a veil. She lowered her head, her black hair was obediently attached to her face, her lips moved, and her voice was clean and pleasant.
Fu Yun squinted his eyes, the black ballpoint pen twirled round and round in his hand.
"Do you understand what I'm saying?" After Shi Mu finished speaking on a topic, Xia Hang nodded a little and continued to do other things after thanking him.
"Twilight."
"Ah?" She looked up at Fu Yunshen, "what's the matter?"
Fu Yun frowned deeply: "I don't know this set of questions either, you teach me."
Shi Mu Yi Nuzui: "I don't teach, you are so good at learning, so why not teach me."
His face sank, and his expression gradually became unpleasant.
Xia Hang's lips moved, "Yun Shen, how about I teach you? Our learning progress should be the same, except for the question just now, I can't."
Fu Yunshen looked at him and said angrily, "I study so well, can I use you to teach me?"
Xia Hang, who bumped into a gray nose, rubbed his face, and huddled pitifully in the corner to study.
There was silence in the bedroom, Fu Yunshen leaned against the back of the chair, his sharp eyes stared straight at Shi Mu who straightened his back and began to write an English book. She was beautiful and graceful.
Fu Yunshen thought of the screen of Xia Hangyi's cell phone that he hadn't replaced, and felt somewhat uncomfortable.
"Shi Mu, come here."
Shi Mu sighed helplessly, and his eyes fell again: "Good brother, what happened to you?"
Fu Yunshen urged impatiently, "I'll let you come over."
Shi Mu rolled his eyes, put down the pen and walked over, he suddenly grabbed Shi Mu's wrist and pulled the person over.
On the small stool, the two of them squeezed and sat on it.
Shi Mu felt uncomfortable and was about to get up after struggling. Fu Yunshen wrapped his arms around her, tightly holding her in his arms, and ordered coldly, "Don't move."
Fu Yunshen picked up the phone, turned on the beauty camera, and aimed the lens at them.
Shi Mu's eyelids jumped: "No, Brother Shen, why did you use the Kaimei camera?"
Fu Yun's ears turned red, but he didn't answer.
She tilted her head, winked, and joked, "Could it be because of that pimple on your face?"
Fu Yunshen pinched her face: "Look at the camera."
Shi Mu chuckled and looked at the camera obediently.
With a click, the picture of the two side by side freezes.
Dusk and twilight, the summer breeze is gentle, in the photo, Shi Mu smiled and hugged the shoulders of the young man, youthful and beautiful.
Fu Yunshen stretched his brows, secretly replaced the main screen, and then took Shimu's phone: "Password."
"014250."
After unlocking, Fu Yunshen passed the photo and set up the screen for her.
Shi Mu raised an eyebrow.
Fu Yunshen threw the phone back again, and Shen Mou warned: "You are not allowed to change it in the future, you know."
Looking at the photo sticker, Shi Mu's brows beat fiercely: "Brother Shen, you are so ugly..."
Straight men take pictures at the level, and they look like two big-headed dolls, even with a beauty camera, it can't be saved.
Fu Yunshen's face was expressionless, and he emphasized his tone: "You are not allowed to change."
Shi Mu waved his hand: "Okay, okay, just don't change it."
Put down the phone, got up and went back to his place.
Fu Yunshen's lips were hooked, and he provoked Xia Hang like a winner: "You can find Zhou Zhi, I believe he will be very happy."
Xia Hangyi: ? ?
At 8:30 in the morning on Saturday, Lao Huang came to pick him up. When he saw Shi Mu at the school gate, Lao Huang's eyes instantly lit up.
The youth is fair-skinned, with bright eyebrows, standing with straight shoulders and a slim back, and Yingnan's exquisite dark blue uniform accentuates her extravagance. Not to mention going to a radio gymnastics competition, even if you say going to a catwalk, some people believe it.
After a while, Belling also trotted out.
The little girl has a little lily hairpin on top of her head, a uniform skirt of the same color, beautiful facial features, smart eyes, and the picture of standing with Shimu is very beautiful.
The weather is hot recently, and the students don't wear uniforms properly. The school can't control it. Lao Huang really wants to take a photo of the two and post them at the door.
Shi Mu walked over and said, "Mr. Huang, we've all packed up and can go."
Lao Huang looked up and down at Shi Mu, and the more he looked, the more satisfied he became; "Have you had breakfast yet?"
Twilight nodded.
"Okay, let's go!" Lao Huang was about to get into the car when he heard a voice not far away.
It was Fu Yunshen and Xia Hangyi who walked towards them slowly. Fu Yunshen put his hands in his pockets, looked past Shimu, and raised his chin slightly: "Take me for a ride."
Shi Mu glanced at Lao Huang and said, "We are going to the game."
He nodded: "I know."
Shi Mu said, "Now that you know, hurry up and take the bus back with Xia Hang."
Fu Yunshen: "The two of us are going to be cheerleaders for both of you." He clenched his fists and made a cheering gesture, jokingly, "When the time comes, the enemy's grave."
"…??"
This kid is not in the mood to do something, right