In the scorching heat of July, the scorching sun scorched the earth, and the sand and soil on the road shone with light. In the sweltering heat and full of air, the pedestrians on the road were like ants born in a huge steamer, crowded and in a hurry.
No one wants to stop in such an afternoon, except Shi Mu.
For Shi Mu, summer vacation is a good opportunity to make money.
When Xia Hangyi and Zhou Zhi got on the train to their hometown, she was setting up a stall on the street to tell people fortunes.
"Little brother, can you see the marriage between us?"
"Brother, what do you see in my eyes? It's all you."
"One hundred yuan, do you want a date?"
"Add me on WeChat, make you happy!"
There are a lot of people, but none of them are serious fortune-tellers. Forced to do so, Shi Mu rewrote the brand: "Don't sell your body, don't bother if you're the one."
The crowd dispersed.
A beggar squatted next to Shi Mu, and sat with her all morning. The broken bowl was full of ten yuan and twenty dollars of change, as well as drinks and hamburgers from well-meaning people.
The homeless man bowed his head and counted the money, but he didn't forget to mock her: "I, a beggar, know that this is not practiced. You might as well lead a monkey to play a monkey show."
Shi Mu's legs were numb, and he changed his posture, "Playing monkeys relies on technique, I rely on wisdom, that's different."
The homeless man laughed and put the money back in his pocket, "Then you have the ability to do the math for me. If you do the math, all the money in my bowl will belong to you."
Shi Mu smiled, "Yes, but we need to find someone to testify."
"That's not easy to handle." The homeless man was fooled, knocking on the bowl to make everyone's attention fall, "The little brother next to me wants to give me a life, if I give him the money, if I don't allow her Put clothes on for me, and good-hearted people will come to help me make a certificate!"
A beggar and a god stick bet
This is rather strange.
For a time, half of the pedestrians in the commercial street surrounded.
Shi Mu looked at the beggar and said directly, "You have a daughter who died."
A few simple words instantly changed the old beggar's face.
Shi Mu said again, "You killed it."
There was silence all around, and then there was an uproar.
She smiled deeply, "but I still want to congratulate you, you don't have to run away in the future."
When the words fell, the three policemen squeezed out of the encirclement and showed their documents to the old beggar, "We suspect that you have something to do with a murder case three years ago, please come with us."
Almost without giving the old beggar a chance to react, he was dragged away.
The crowd was silent.
Shi Mu sat cross-legged, his eyes slightly closed, and he had the air of a worldly master.
Soon, the people who reacted began to quarrel and push, "Master, give me the math, can I be admitted to university this year?"
"Master, when will my lover get divorced!"
"Master, when will my mother-in-law die!"
"Master, can you cure venereal diseases!"
"… "
At seven o'clock in the evening, under everyone's reluctant gaze, Shi Mu closed the stall and left. She carried her schoolbag and lowered her head to count the money. Today, she had a good harvest. She made a total of 2,000 in cash. At this rate, a monthly income of 100,000 is not a dream. If, that is, if, if she can't complete the task and can't leave this world, she can also rely on this craft to earn the cost of buying a house and going to college.
After carefully collecting the cash, the phone rang, Fu Yunshen.
After a few seconds of hesitation, Shi Mu answered the phone.
"Where are you?" Across the microphone, the boy's voice was magnetic and pleasant.
Shi Mu said, "The pedestrian street is about to go back by car."
Fu Yunshen paused and said, "I'll send someone to pick you up at night, remember to wear the suit I brought you."
Before he could ask the confusion in his heart, Fu Yunshen on the other end of the phone hung up.
inexplicably.
Shi Mu put the phone back in his pocket and got on the bus that just came.
When she arrived at the door of the house, she saw a man in black waiting in front of her from a distance. Shi Mu squinted her eyes and felt that this man was familiar.
The driver respectfully handed the bag in his hand to Shi Mu: "This is for you, and I'll take it to you after I change it."
past
Shi Mu blinked: "Where are you going?"
The driver said with a blank expression: "It is inconvenient to disclose this."
Fu Yunshen actually engaged in these mysterious things, Shi Mu Nu nuzui, took the bag into the back room.
What he brought with him was an expensive white suit. The fabric was smooth and the hand was soft and delicate. Shi Mu frowned and was a little skeptical, but he didn't think too much about it. After all, she had a deep relationship with the boss and could not harm her.
Thinking about it, Shi Mu changed into that suit.
This suit was tailor-made for Shi Mu. It was tailored to fit, and the cuffs were unique. It set off the warm white complexion like jade, like the handsome and handsome aristocratic boy in the oil painting.
Finally putting on the leather shoes, Shi Mu got into the driver's car.
This section of the road is extremely long. When the twilight gradually progresses outside the sky, the high-rise buildings on both sides turn into wilderness plains. Looking at the endless winding road ahead, Shi Mu is finally restless, lying on the back of the seat and asking the driver who is driving, "It hasn't arrived yet?"
Driver: "Don't worry, we'll be there soon."
Shi Mu sat back.
Half an hour later, it was completely dark, Shi Mu's stomach was also hungry, and the road was bumpy, and she felt a little nauseous, so she couldn't hold back and asked, "Sir, are you there yet?"
The driver is still ambiguous: "Soon."
Shi Mu covered her stomach and looked at the barren scenery of the car window, thinking a little unsteadily, Fu Yunshen didn't want to take her to the cemetery to bury her, right
While thinking about it, the car finally stopped.
Shi Mu got out of the car in a hurry, and when she saw the scene in front of her, her eyelids jumped up fiercely.
On a moonless night, in a barren land, one by one the dilapidated tombstones fell to the ground.
This is…
cemetery.
Fuck it!
Fu Yunshen is going to kill her! !
Shi Mu turned her head and was about to run. At this moment, the candles along the road lit up. The tiny candles swaying in the remnant wind seemed like a ghost fire, full of strange evil spirits. When she heard the engine behind her start, the driver took advantage of her dazed time to run!
Wilderness, wilderness, dead tombs.
When there is only one person, Shi Mu is weak, pitiful, helpless, and very hungry.
She gritted her teeth and headed inside.
Passing through the ghost fire path, Shi Mu saw a long table covered with a white tablecloth in front of it, with triangular candles lit on it, and classical music playing at the same time. The melodious music sounded more and more strange in this kind of night.
Shi Mu was numb and his teeth were shaking.
In anxiety, a shadow emerged from the darkness.
Shi Mu looked intently.
Under the dim candlelight, the boy in the black suit was tall and straight like a tree, the thick black hair was smeared on the back of his head, his facial features were deep and handsome, and the long and charming phoenix eyes were looking at her, full of indifference in the past The surly eyes became tender and unusual at this moment.
Shi Mu was stunned for a moment, then blurted out: "What's on your head, it's shiny."
Fu Yunshen touched his hair carefully and said, "Hair wax."
Shi Mu: "...What are you doing with this stuff?"
Fu Yunshen; "Handsome."
"..." I couldn't tell if he was handsome or not, but Shi Mu could see that there was something wrong with Fu Yunshen's brain.
She looked to the left and then to the right. The sound of the wind was mixed with the shrill crow's chirping, making the environment even more eerie. Shi Mu shuddered and wrapped her arms around her, "Why did you call me here?"
Fu Yunshen's eyes flickered: "Date."
silent.
Shi Mu's mouth twitched, "You... come to the cemetery for a date with me?"
Fu Yunshen said, "Please have dinner."
Shi Mu; "… Do you want me to make bibimbap with my ashes?"
Fu Yun shook his head deeply and said solemnly, "I'll invite your ghost to dinner."
Then he pulled Shimu up and came to the dining table, he pointed to the dead grave on the left and said, "That's Wang Er, who did a lot of bad things during his lifetime, so it should be delicious; next to him is Widow Liu, who is watery, and the taste may be boring. , Liu Mazi is buried in front of him, a bully in the village. I have investigated before coming here, and none of the people buried here are good people, you can eat it with confidence, I will invite you for this meal."
Fu Yun smiled deeply, his tone unsatisfactory: "It's much stronger than that kid."
Shi Mu: "… "
Fu Yunshen stepped forward to lift the lid of the meal, the steak on the plate looked delicious and delicious, "I specially asked the chef to cook this, you probably don't like it, so I only prepared one for me."? ? ?
Fu Yunshen opened the one in front of her, isolated a few condiment plates, ordered a few leaves as decoration, and said softly, "The spicy sauce, sesame sauce, salt and salt are all there, I originally wanted to catch some ghosts for you, but they were all afraid of me. , I dodged all the way as soon as I came, so…”
Shi Mu answered, "So you fucking let me catch myself?"
Fu Yun nodded deeply, considered for a moment, and said, "Buffet."
Shi Mu lowered his head and rested his forehead, completely losing his temper.
So Duan Duan got her an expensive suit, so Du Duan asked her to take a two-hour drive to this cemetery, and so Duan Duan talked about a date, two fucking big men about a ghost party!
It just so happened that Shi Mu saw a little ghost sneaking out from the grave, as if trying to hide, she narrowed her eyes and went up to catch the ghost.
This is a male ghost, in his thirties, his death appearance is not terrible, but he looks a bit wretched, his body is very dark, and it seems that he has done a lot of evil before his death.
After being caught, the ghost was a little frightened, and before she had time to resist, Shi Mu skillfully twisted the ghost into a square ball. She carefully placed the ghost ball on a western dinner plate, sprinkled it with seasonings, and surrounded it. Napkin, pick up knife and fork and start tasting.
As soon as he took the first bite, Shi Mu's brows furrowed tightly.
Fu Yunshen looked at her: "Is it delicious?"
"It's not that it's not delicious, it's just..." Shi Mu chewed in his mouth with a complicated expression, "It tastes like Banlangen, or expired Banlangen."
Fu Yunshen sipped the steak slowly, and lowered his eyes, "It's a pity I can't understand it."
It was originally a casual remark, but it sounded like a blatant provocation to Shimu.
The two Gus in her stomach obviously couldn't stand the smell either, and they clamored for her to stop. With revenge, Shi Mu ate the Banlangen Ghost in two mouthfuls. She heard the two worms arguing.
Charm Gu: [I won't eat the last bite, I'll give it to you, you don't like to rob me the most. ]
Tangled Vine Gu: [Yes, I realized my mistake, you are also my senior, the junior should give it to the senior. ]
Charm Gu: [No no no, respecting the old and caring for the young is the traditional virtue of Gu insects, I'll give it to you. ]
Entangled Vine Gu: [You eat... ]
Charm Gu has run out of patience: [You fucking feed me! ! ]
The entangled vines also became irritable: [You try to yell at me again, believe it or not, I will kill you! ]
Charm Gu: [Come, come! kill me! If we have the ability, the three of us will not live! ]
System: [Everyone is a family, be kind]
Charm Gu: [What the fuck got in here just now, I don't want to eat this, you eat it! ]
Tangled vine Gu: [How the hell do I know who got in here, even if my entangled vine gu is dead, I will not eat this expired ghost when it is discharged from this body! ]
Chatting, chattering, the two worms were arguing in Shimu's body, she was agitated, clenched her knife and fork tightly, and secretly warned: [There is a ghost that smells of shit ahead, do you believe I ate it? No matter how noisy everyone is, don't be better off. ]
Instant silence.
Shi Mu took a deep breath and put down his knife and fork, got up and looked at Fu Yunshen, "It's getting late, and we've eaten, let's go back, it's scary in the wilderness, we both dress so well, don't rob ."
They are not afraid of ghosts, but they are afraid that bad people will hijack them. No matter how powerful Fu Yunshen is, he will not be able to make outlaws. Besides, she is tired from setting up a stall all day, and just wants to go home and lie down.
Fu Yunshen picked up the napkin and slowly wiped the corners of his mouth, looking at her with bright eyes, the young man got up, his tall body approaching.
After standing in front of her, Fu Yunshen performed a standard aristocratic ceremony: "Can I invite you to a dance?"
Shi Mu was a little stunned: "What?"
He spread his palms and repeated: "Dancing."
"… "
[Ding! Fu Yunshen assigned the task "Dancing with it", completing the task can get random sentiment points, and rejecting it will not allow sentiment points. ]
Shi Mu had the right to refuse, but he couldn't let go of the high emotional value. He pursed his lips and couldn't help but say, "It's so strange for two big men to dance. What kind of dance do you want me to dance with you?"
Fu Yunshen's expression didn't change, and he said, "Is there a law that two men can't dance? If you think it's strange, you can bring me in as a woman."
Hearing this, Shi Mu's heart skipped a beat. Looking at the boy's generous palm, Shi Mu sighed and slowly put his hand up. He curled his lips, raised his eyebrows, and instantly smiled like a child who got candy.
Fu Yunshen held it tightly, took the person into his arms, and started walking with the music.
Shi Mu, who was hugged by the boy's waist, felt extremely strange. He seemed to be sprayed with perfume, and the smell was unknown. It was completely different from his past. She could feel his gaze, which was very hot, like the noon sun.
Shi Mu's ears were inexplicably hot, and his eyes fell to him, not daring to look at him.
The atmosphere became more and more strange, and Shi Mu's soft cough broke the silence: "Brother Shen, you are very strange today..."
Fu Yunshen's eyelashes trembled, and the boy's voice was slow and low: "Then do you want to know why?"
Shi Mu said, "If you want to say it."
His eyes were dark and his lips were slightly opened: "That's because..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a click, and Shi Mu stumbled under his feet, with an ugly face, and stammered, "I... stepped on a broken limb."
I don't know which unfortunate bone is, it was almost weathered in the wind and rain, and she was stepped on.
Shi Mu looked at his feet and took a step back silently, "Brother Shen, this is the legendary tomb head dance, right?"
Fu Yunshen didn't speak, Shi Mu felt that he was a little dissatisfied, looked up and quickly changed the subject: "What did you want to tell me just now?"
Fu Yun stared at Shi Mu, his eyes deep and focused, "I..."
Shi Mu listened carefully.