After his health improved, Fu Yunshen, who couldn't stand the noise, was discharged from the hospital ahead of schedule. As a patient, Shi Mu naturally couldn't let him live alone, so he could only take Fu Yunshen back to his home.
It was about 10 o'clock when I came back from the hospital, which was still very early. Shi Mu was going out to buy something to eat.
The most important thing is that she has to buy another fake Jinjiang. She originally bought two. One was burnt out, and the other was thrown away. Maybe it was the last time she cleaned up the cabinet. , Shi Mu felt another pain in his heart.
Pack your wallet, put on your sneakers, and Shi Mu turns around to go out.
"Where are you going?" Hearing the movement, Fu Yunshen, who was lying in the bedroom, hurriedly got up.
"Go out and buy something, and you go to sleep."
There was suspicion in Fu Yunshen's eyes. After pressing his dry lips up and down, he silently came over and picked up his shoes from the shoe rack. He bent down to put them on, and looked at her with his beautiful eyes. It's obvious.
Shi Mu was silent for a few seconds and said, "I'm going to a sex shop."
Fu Yunshen's eyes lit up.
Shi Mu dispelled his expectations with one sentence, "Don't think about it, I bought it for my own use."
… for my own use.
Fu Yunshen not only didn't think too much, on the contrary, he became even more insane.
Thinking of the pink jumping eggs in Shimu's drawer and her previous abnormal behavior, Fu Yunshen's lips raised, his elbows pressed against the door frame, and his posture was handsome and handsome, "I don't want money."
He thought that he had been very straightforward.
Shi Mu's eyes widened, his ears flushed red, and he reached out and pulled Fu Yunshen's arm down, annoyed and angry: "What kind of sweet dreams do you have in the daytime?"
After taking one last look at him, Shi Mu walked out the door with a crisp pace.
Fu Yun frowned deeply and followed behind her unhurriedly.
Shi Mu glanced at the boy, and finally reminded: "I'm not kidding, you really want to go with me."
He put his hands in his pockets, and the scorching sunlight made him unable to open his eyes a little.
"Hmm." Fu Yunshen responded calmly.
After taking the car to the commercial street, Shi Mu hesitated while standing in front of the familiar sex toy store.
Why does she always feel so strange and ashamed
I don't think that was the case the first two times
Two big men... oh no, a big man and a fake man in a place like the daytime, it's not right to think about how people come and go.
"Why don't you go in?" Seeing that Shimu had been stagnant at the door, Fu Yunshen couldn't help but urge.
Shi Mu glanced at him and walked in.
Fu Yun glanced out of the corner of his eye, and there were two lines of words on the door: Men can't decide their own size, but you can. ta can't satisfy your pleasure, we can.
"..." What a mess.
Fu Yun frowned deeply and looked back.
Seeing people come in, the salesperson walked towards them with a small smile, and when he saw Shi Mu, he was stunned for a moment, and then his smile became deeper, "Guest, welcome to come again."
again
Fu Yun raised his eyebrows deeply.
After noticing the look in Fu Yunshen's eyes, Shi Mu lightly coughed to cover up the embarrassment, and talked to the salesman as usual: "I want..."
"We just have a new product here. This material is better than last time. There are hidden massage holes on Jinjiang, which is convenient for you and your lover." After speaking, the salesman smiled meaningfully at Fu Yun. .
He frowned, his heart suddenly unhappy.
Shi Mu didn't notice Fu Yun's deep emotions, she shook her head and said, "It's just normal. By the way, is this fireproof?"
Fireproof
The salesperson looked at Shi Mu and then at Fu Yunshen, blushing and stammering: "Generally speaking... it won't catch fire, I think you can be appropriate... Be gentle?"
Fu Yunshen: "..."
Shi Mu: "… "
Shi Mu smirked and explained, "You misunderstood, it's literally on fire."
Even the sales clerk who was used to seeing the world couldn't help but feel embarrassed when faced with this situation.
Shi Mu wasn't much better, she reached out and fanned her face: "Just this one."
The salesperson asked, "What about the size?"
Shi Mu said, "xl?"
The salesperson looked embarrassed: "Are you sure?"
Shi Mu nodded; "Yes."
Salesperson: "If the xl is expanded, it will be close to 20cm, I think..."
When Shi Mu opened his mouth and was about to speak, Fu Yunshen suddenly pulled the person behind him, his voice was cold: "Take the smallest s."
Fu Yunshen is tall and tall, with an irrefutable aura in his tone, and seeing his brows and eyes is really fascinating. The salesperson nodded blankly, and did as Fu Yunshen said without making any response.
Taking advantage of the time when people were going to get things, Shi Mu was dissatisfied and pulled Fu Yunshen's sleeve: "What are you doing? The s size is only 8cm, and when Zhou Zhi found out, he would definitely laugh at me for shrinking."
Hearing this, Fu Yunshen became angry and sneered at the moment: "Dare you still expect this thing to revive?"
Shi Mu was speechless, bowing his head and exhaling.
Fu Yunshen's eyes were burning with burning eyes, half a smile but not a smile: "You're so skilled, you've made a plan from the beginning?"
Shi Mu shrank his neck, not daring to make a sound.
"Guest, your things are packed." The salesman put the shopping bag on the table, "Because you are an old customer here, we can present you a box of the latest luminous condoms. This condom is divided into scented and Unscented, there are a variety of luminous colors to choose from, of course, there are also special models.”
Shi Mu was taken aback by the colorful condom styles and couldn't help asking, "What is the special style?"
The salesman smiled and took out two or three boxes and placed them in front of the two, "This is called Colorful Mary Sue, the luminous color is colorful, this is Peppa Pig, you match me, and put on a unique luminous version of the set. Qi Xiaozhu, oh yes, there are also emoji styles, which one do you need?"
Shi Mu hurriedly waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it, it can't be done."
Last time, that vibrating egg made her miserable, and now I have a luminous condom, and I can't bear it.
The salesperson withdrew his hand regretfully.
As a result, when Shimu just went out on the front foot, Fu Yunshen hooked his finger at the salesman on the back foot, and the lowered voice made people blush and heartbeat, "Bring me a box of Peppa Pig."
"Okay." The salesman smiled and handed the item to Fu Yunshen.
Fu Yunshen took it and put it in his arms, and hurried to keep up.
No matter when the commercial street is full of people coming and going, it looks like they are in a hurry.
Shi Mu bought a cup of fruit tea along the road, inarticulate with a straw, "Where have you been?"
Fu Yunshen was expressionless and panicked: "Tie your shoelaces."
Without asking more, Shi Mu turned to sit on the lounge chair by the roadside, and Fu Yunshen followed her to her side.
The young man supported the back of the chair with his long arms and looked at Shi Mu lazily. From this direction, her profile was very beautiful, the sky was clean and full, the bridge of the nose was straight, the slightly raised cherry red lips, and the upper and lower eyelashes were curved. Thick curls, too long hair obediently attached to the ear.
She was originally a beautiful little girl, but she was forced to be like this for him.
Fu Yunshen's eyes fell, Shi Mu was wearing a large printed T-shirt and denim half-leg pants, revealing two slender and straight calves.
He seldom observed Shi Mu's body before, but now that he appreciates it carefully, he feels that the clothes ruined her body.
After his beautiful lips were lightly pursed, Fu Yunshen pulled Shi Mu beside him. Shi Mu, who was drinking milk tea slowly, accidentally put the straw into his nostrils.
She coughed and complained dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing?"
Fu Yunshen didn't speak, and dragged Shi Mu into a women's clothing store.
"Hello, do you need anything?"
Facing the beautiful young lady who came to greet him, Fu Yunshen just looked around at the dresses displayed in the closet.
Shi Mu lowered his head and struggled, lowering his voice: "Fu Yunshen, this is a women's clothing store..."
He nodded: "I know."
Shi Mu looked left and right, his voice was even lower: "You know come back..."
He didn't want to respond, just pulled people tighter.
After looking around for a while, he finally stopped.
It was a red dress with a tucked waist and a slightly exposed back, with a hint of playfulness and cuteness in the sexy. Fu Yunshen's eyelids drooped down, and her face was reflected in her eyes. If Shi Mu wore it, it would look good.
Fu Yun pushed Shi Mu deeply: "Go and try."
The shopping guide hurriedly said, "Sorry, customer, this is a female model."
Fu Yunshen's expression turned cold; "I'm not blind, I want that one."
The other party was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that Shi Mu was a woman, but she was a little neutral in appearance, so she didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly turned her head to find a size that suited Shi Mu.
That dress is really nice, if she had liked it before, but... Shi Mu had already adapted to her height of 175 and the spacious and comfortable casual men's clothes. She really felt a little embarrassed for letting her dress in front of so many people.
"Fu Yunshen, I think it's okay, I don't even have underwear."
"Guest, we sell chest stickers here."
The shopping guide knocked her down in one sentence.
After finding the size of the skirt, the chest stickers were handed over together. Shi Mu took the clothes and entered the changing room reluctantly. During the time she was changing clothes, Fu Yunshen waited quietly at the resting place.
In the small changing room, Shi Mu was struggling with the zipper of her skirt. She couldn't understand. It stands to reason that with Fu Yunshen's paranoid temperament, she knew that she would be furious when she was deceived.
Shi Mu looked at the mirror and smoothed the hem of her skirt, and said to the system, "Is Fu Yunshen preparing to settle accounts after the fall? He suddenly treats me so well, it's strange that people are not used to it."
System: [Are you an m physique? ]
Shi Mu shook his head: [I just thought he was a little weird. ]
The system sneered and sneered: [You don't think that people treat you well, and you feel comfortable when they treat you badly? Host, although I am a machine, I can also see that the target of the mission is a serious boy, no matter whether you are sincere or fake, even if you are lying, don't make the target sad. ]
Shi Mu hummed, adjusted a sunny smile to the mirror, opened the door and walked out.
"Fu Yunshen, I've changed it." Shi Mu put his hands on the front side, waiting for Fu Yunshen's evaluation of her.