At eight o'clock in the morning, Zhou Zhi and Xia Hang came in a hurry.
The two of them spent a semester in the village, and they were already dark, especially Zhou Zhi, who had a big vest and slippers, and shaved his hair and pointed head.
Entering the opened hotel room, Zhou Zhi took off his shirt carelessly in front of everyone, took a sip of cold water and exhaled comfortably.
"Do you only have one room?" Zhou Zhi looked around and expressed his satisfaction with the big bed under his butt.
Fu Yunshen nodded and said, "It's enough for you and Lao Xia to sleep together, and it's a waste of time."
Zhou Zhi has a big heart, and it doesn't matter if he sleeps with his brother.
Shi Mu on the side looked at Fu Yunshen with meaningful eyes.
She is not a fool, of course she knows what this little bastard is thinking.
Shi Mu smacked his lips and said, "I'll go home tonight."
Zhou Zhi's eyes widened: "You're leaving as soon as we come back?"
Shi Mu said, "I haven't finished my summer homework yet, and school starts in a week, so it's too late if I don't."
Zhou Zhi: "Your brain is so smart, it's not a matter of minutes to do your homework. Stay with the brothers and play together."
Twilight ignored it.
"Speaking of Lingling, isn't Lingling here too?"
As soon as Zhou Zhi finished asking, Bei Ling's little head stuck out from behind the door, waved his hand and hurriedly put it back.
Xia Hang pushed Zhou Zhi's arm, "Put on your clothes."
Zhou Zhi pursed his lips and didn't care: "Men wear this way, it's okay to be seen."
Xia Hang's eyes were cold, and Zhou Zhi dared to be long-winded. He casually found a shirt and put it on.
"Have you had breakfast yet?"
Zhou Zhi said: "I have eaten in the car, let's go, let's go out for a walk."
Before waiting for a few people to respond, Zhou Zhi grabbed Shimu and forcibly took her out of the room.
Looking at the figures of the two leaving intimately, Fu Yunshen's eyes were as sharp as brilliance.
"Is Lao Xia leaving?" Fu Yun asked with a sideways glance.
Xia Hang glanced at Bei Ling behind the door, smiled lightly, and shook his head: "I'm not going, Bei Ling, would you like to have breakfast with me?"
Belling blinked, blushing red and nodded.
Zhou Zhi doesn't have the eyesight to see, but she has it. Yesterday, it took up a whole night of people's time. If you follow it now, it will be annoying.
The two of them didn't want to go to Fu Yunshen, but they felt it was just right, so they followed out without force.
This resort is built halfway up the mountain, surrounded by forests on both sides, and if you are lucky, you can even see wild animals sneaking in from the mountain next door.
Zhou Zhi was curious and physically heavy, and after a while he pulled Shi Mu up the mountain.
Looking down from above, the morning mist is shrouded in mist, shrouded in green mountains like ink, the blue sea is vast, and the scenery is dreamlike.
The three of them were tired from walking, so they found a flat place to settle down and enjoy the scenery by the way.
Zhou Zhi couldn't help but take this opportunity to spit black mud at Shi Mu and Fu Yunshen: "Brother Mu, do you still remember what happened to Yueyue? After being caught, Daxian Xianzhang returned all the money he defrauded. The head was killed, and the family members were arrested for review, so a group of messy relatives pretended to take care of Kangkang in the name of taking care of the property, or they stayed at home and didn't leave. Later, Lao Xia told me that these people were eating out, hey , if I hadn't been young, I really wanted to adopt Kangkang." After speaking, Kangkang sighed heavily, Kangkang's favorite sister died, and his parents had the same virtue.
"Also, obviously that Daxian himself said that he was a liar, and the police also issued a notice, and the group of ignorant villagers still believed that Liu Daxian was real, and said that it was the snake demon attached to Yueyue. Head down, we will set Yueyue's body on fire, and then put the ashes in the river, Lao Xia and them desperately grabbed people, and they were cut in the shoulder, do you think those people are sick?"
Shi Mu was shocked after hearing this, and quickly asked, "Is Xia Hangyi all right? Why didn't you tell us about such a big incident?" If she knew what happened next, she wouldn't leave the two of them behind if she killed them.
Zhou Zhi said: "The incision is not deep. He didn't say anything because he was afraid that you would be worried. By the way, don't tell Bei Ling about this. Don't scare her."
Shi Mu frowned, saying that poor mountains and bad waters make troublesome people, but she thinks that most of the people in the mountains are simple and kind, and it's because of superstition. Thinking of Yueyue, Shi Mu felt another sadness in his heart.
"Go down the mountain, there's nothing to see."
Shi Mu looked at them and pursed her lips: "You guys go first, I want to pee." Drinking a lot of water in the morning, some couldn't hold back.
After Zhou Zhi said hurry up, he went down first.
Fu Yunshen leaned into her ear and whispered, "Standing is not good for your health."
"… "
"… roll."
Fu Yunshen smiled lowly and rolled away.
Shi Mu burrowed into the grass, unbuttoned his pants and squatted down after no one was around.
It was the first time to do something that polluted the environment, so I was naturally a little nervous.
While urinating, something suddenly touched his butt, something like a human hand and body temperature, Shi Mu's heart shrank in fright, he pulled up his pants and rolled to the side, staring wide-eyed at the man who appeared out of nowhere. biology.
The little thing shrank behind the grass, with bony eyes and long golden hair, and was looking at Shi Mu with its small head tilted.
This looks like... a monkey
Still a golden monkey! !
So, her ass being touched by a monkey is... a monkey stealing a peach? ?
While thinking about it, the little monkey, who was only a few months old, jumped up and down in front of Shi Mu, grabbed the legs of her trousers and lay on her body, with two claws frantically pulling on the front of her chest.
Shi Mu was startled, and anxiously pushed the monkey down: "Go away, I'm not your mother."
The monkey shrunk on the ground groaned aggrievedly.
Shi Mu scratched his head, unbearable.
Seeing that this monkey is not yet an adult, I don't know if it is three months old, and it is a national protected animal. It would be cruel to put it here.
She coughed softly: "I hug you, don't pull me."
Little Monkey didn't know whether he understood or not, so he cautiously opened his arms to Shi Mu. When Shi Mu picked it up, the little guy curled up in her arms and bit his little finger. He really didn't move around anymore. Shi Mu thought that this monkey is quite smart.
Going down the mountain, I saw Zhou Zhi and Fu Yunshen waiting in the distance.
Seeing Shi Mu holding a monkey in his arms, Zhou Zhi was taken aback: "I'll go, Brother Mu gave birth to a monkey when he didn't see you for a while?"
"Fuck you, uncle, you just gave birth to a monkey." Shi Mu Wang Kuo kicked.
Zhou Zhi looked at the little milk monkey up and down, tsk tsk: "This little chic looks weird and not something."
The little monkey seemed to hear that he was mocking it, turned his head and spat on Zhou Zhi's face, grinned, and shrank back into Shi Mu's arms.
Zhou Zhi's violent temper was naturally unbearable, and when he was thinking of spanking the monkey's butt, Fu Yunshen's voice sounded: "It is against the law to harm first-class nationally protected animals."
Zhou Zhi: "...Fuck, this is still a monkey sitting in prison."
Can't be bothered.
Fu Yunshen asked, "Where did you find it?"
Shi Mu said, "Your uncle is still raising monkeys in this resort?"
Fu Yunshen took a few steps forward, his slender fingertips teased the little monkey, and he lowered his eyes and said, "It is estimated that it came from the hill next door. The last time I heard that Lingshan found a female monkey, it was from a poacher. This little monkey should have been left behind at that time."
"Poor little guy..." Fu Yunshen's brows softened.
"Then let's hand over to the resort management first, we don't know how to take care of it here."
Fu Yun nodded deeply and took Shi Mu to the resort manager.
Along the way, the little milk monkey in Shi Mu's arms attracted many people's attention. Zhou Zhi's hands were also itchy, and he couldn't help begging for a monkey with Shi Mu, "Brother Mu, give me a hug."
The little monkey seemed to understand, and grinned at Zhou Zhi, holding Shi Mu's neck without letting go. After a while, he extended his hand to Fu Yunshen again.
Fu Yunshen took it as he took advantage of the situation, and the monkey was unbelievably honest in his arms.
Zhou Zhi put his hands around the back of his head, pouted his lips and looked disdainful: "I don't care to hug you, it stinks."
The little monkey jumped on Fu Yunshen's shoulder, stretched out his claws and ripped off a few hairs.
He quickly found the manager, and when he saw the little monkey, the manager did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly called the police. During the waiting time, Shi Mu found someone to make a bottle of goat milk powder and sent it over, and wanted to give the little monkey first. Pad your belly.
In the end, it didn't appreciate it, and kept its mouth shut to hide from the feeding bottle, its little claws tugging at the front of Fu Yunshen's chest, and every now and then it screamed miserably.
Shi Mu concentrated for a moment, and his eyes were clear: "Fu Yunshen, it recognizes you as a mother."? ? ?
Shi Mu said again, "Why don't you breastfeed him?"
"…???"
Zhou Zhi; "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
The monkey continued to tug at Fu Yunshen's chest clothes, and finally couldn't pull it off, so he moved his mouth to suck and bite.
Fu Yunshen trembled, his face darkened, he stretched out his hand and was afraid of hurting the little golden monkey. In the end, he could only cover his chest with his hand, exasperated: "What about the fun? Help me get it down."
Shi Mu blinked and spread out his hands, indicating that he could do nothing.
"Get out of the way, I'll come!" Suddenly, Zhou Zhi came over with a circle of tape.
Zhou Zhi tore off the tape, took the feeding bottle, and then wrapped the feeding bottle around Fu Yunshen's breasts with a puzzled look in Fu Yunshen's eyes.
"Okay." Zhou Zhi, who was done, clapped his hands with a smug smile on his face.
The little milk monkey looked at the little nipples in the bottle, his eyes lit up, and he pulled Fu Yunshen and sucked.
Fu Yunshen: "..."
Fu Yunshen: "...!!!!" Fuck your uncle Zhou Zhi! ! !
This breastfeeding appearance is really shameful, but he can't move, even if he can, he can't pull off the tape with one hand. Feeling the strange sight of the resort manager, Fu Yunshen blushed and said a thousand words of swearing.
Zhou Zhi had fallen to the ground with laughter, slapped his thigh wildly, and mocked wildly: "Brother Shen, you must be a good father in the future, hahahahahaha."
Fu Yunshen, who was nailed to the pillar of shame, clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "Wait for me to clean up you, son."
After Shi Mu took out his mobile phone and secretly sent the photo of Fu Yunshen breastfeeding to the group, Xia Hang replied in a second.
[Country farming; golden monkey toffee? ? ? ? ? ]
Zhou Zhi, who saw this news: "Hahahahaha!" He laughed even louder.
[qaq: Go back and wait. ]
[System prompt: Those who farm in the countryside quit this group. ]
Ah.
Is it useful to withdraw from the group
Doesn't he know that there is a word called Autumn Reckoning? Innocent.
At this moment, the door of the office was pushed open, and four or five police officers in uniform entered one after another, watching Fu Yunshen, who was breastfeeding with tape tied in the middle, fell silent.
One of the female police officers said with a blushing face, "Children now have quite a bit of life experience."
Fu Yunshen: "..."
Today's bosses still have no dignity.