When Ye Susu woke up in the morning and turned over, she felt a pain in her right wrist.
After looking at it in a daze, she realized that the red thread on her wrist was stretched again.
Her hair was covered with black lines, and she glanced at the little boy who was still soundly asleep, then picked up the mobile phone on the bedside table.
As soon as she did this, her right wrist hurt a little more.
She frowned suddenly, and looked at her taskbar.
[2. A series of tasks for kindergarten activities in person.]
[Current family tacit understanding value: 12 points.]
[Family tacit understanding ranking: 124th in the whole garden.]
asphyxia!
It's too suffocating!
Ye Susu stared, it seemed that there were still 123 people yesterday.
Today, I even retreated one place!
She clicked on WeChat, and poked the WeChat ID marked as catnip.
"Honey, have you gotten up? Did you go to the toilet at the end of the room? My hand is about to break off."
She spoke in a low voice.
Ye Xun, who thought he was still sleeping, actually woke up a long time ago. He just wanted to lie on the bed in Mummy's arms for a while, so he didn't open his eyes.
And the first thing he did when he woke up was to turn on the live broadcast.
Because he recently reduced the live broadcast of the kindergarten, Ye Xun felt that he had very little time to communicate with his aunts and uncles, so he opened his eyes and secretly turned on his phone.
All of a sudden, many people who had just woken up in the live broadcast room instantly became active.
[what's the situation? What did I hear?]
[Excuse me, what does Bao Ma mean by this.]
[In front, you haven't come to the live broadcast room for several days, have you? Bao Ma and Uncle's hands were tied together recently, in order to play games, Bao Ma fought hard!]
[Fuck? ! Please help me explain.]
[Since last night, Mommy Bao said that they want to practice tacit understanding. They use the kind of red rope that is packed for moving, which is about 50 meters long. They even tie their hands together when they sleep.]
[? ? ? Is it so exciting?]
[I just want to know, is it okay for uncle to be teased?]
[Tie together to go to the toilet, let alone sleep.]
[So what kind of kindergarten game is this?]
[Well, similar to the tacit test of husband and wife, a series of small competitive games are completed with hands tied. In addition, there are projects that the family of three participates in together, and they practice in the evening.]
[Damn, what did I miss? Excuse me, what time is the live broadcast at night?]
Everyone would say 7:30 and 8:30, and the final conclusion was to open a live broadcast reminder.
The time is not fixed every day, as long as Xiao Zai Zai does not forget to start the live broadcast, he can always squat.
And in an instant, many guys in the room who were unable to get up were sober and could no longer be sober.
Because soon they heard a low, slightly embarrassed male voice who seemed to have just woken up, which was magnetic but elegant.
"Sorry, Miss Ye, I'm in the bathroom...just about to take a shower."
[Aww, what kind of early morning scene is this?]
[Oh my god, why is this red rope 50 meters long? Can you cut off the other 48 meters for me? !]
[Bao Mom, hurry up and see Uncle's young physique.]
[Hoho, what a morning with pictures.]
[Baby, I woke up instantly.]
Everyone explained to each other, and the live broadcast room was extremely lively.
When Ye Susu heard the man's words, she could only get up helplessly.
"Then hurry up... I want to go to the bathroom too."
Suddenly, a class representative came online in the live broadcast room.
[Approximate location of the two people's rooms: "____", the total length of the rope is known to be 50 meters. It is estimated that the distance between the doors of the two rooms is 18-20 meters, and the position of the double bed in the two rooms is about 3-5 meters deep inside the door, so the two people only have 1-8 meters of space for their activities. Assume that the bathroom is on the same side of the two rooms. When one person enters, the rope is barely enough, but when two people enter separately, it is not enough. What is the minimum depth of the bathroom in the room?]
[? ? ?]
[!]
[Sorry to bother you!]
But soon they heard Ye Susu's voice again, breaking their pain of doing math problems early in the morning.
Ye Susu originally wanted to endure it, but found that her lower abdomen was surging, and her aunt was bleeding profusely when she woke up in the morning.
She couldn't take it anymore.
"Darling, you have two choices, 1. I will wash later, let me go to the bathroom first; 2. I will come to your room to go to the bathroom."
Bandit logic.
Ye Susu narrowed her eyes.
"I suggest you choose..."
[22222!]
[Uncle deduct 2 for me!]
[Must 2!]
The live broadcast room was so excited to death.
But Li Jun was obviously not demented, and after only being stiff for a second, he put on the clothes he had just taken off.
"Miss Ye, you go first."
The studio was extremely disappointed.
Ye Xun, who had been listening silently with his ears pricked up, silently added a small point to his uncle.
He doesn't usually compete with Mommy for the bathroom, women are preferred.
And Ye Susu quickly rushed to the bathroom, solved her problem, brushed her teeth quickly, and quietly walked to the edge of the room to wait.
"I'm fine, you can wash up."
She sent a message and waited obediently.
But it's like verifying that their tacit understanding is really bad.
Besides standing still, at other times they both stumbled.
For example, after Li Jun finished washing, he told her, so she went downstairs to make breakfast, but she almost tripped over the rope on the stairs and rolled down.
But Li Jun wanted to accompany her, so he went to the kitchen on the first floor to make breakfast with her, but he almost stepped on the long rope between them and fell on the kitchen knife in her hand.
Thrilling every second!
The two of them finally went out with Zai Zai, both of them were sweaty and exhausted physically and mentally.
The moment she untied the red rope, Ye Susu breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's almost a sentence. After this time, I will never be tied to you again."
"..."
Li Jun's figure swayed in the winter wind.
Ye Susu, on the other hand, turned around gracefully, took Zai Zai's hand and walked towards the kindergarten.
"Mommy, do you like Uncle?"
After walking two roads, Ye Xun couldn't help asking.
He thought that he was far away from his uncle, and he would definitely not be able to hear him. However, Li Jun, who had already sat in the business car, stopped reading the document.
Ye Xun's words came directly from the Bluetooth headset.
At the elevated intersection in the early morning, the horns of the cars kept sounding.
Li Jun frowned slightly, and immediately turned the volume to the maximum with his slender fingers.
Soon Ye Susu's voice came from the earphone.
"Cub, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"
Ye Susu's small face was shocked. If you look carefully, she is still a little flustered at the moment.
Her little urge to cuddle catnip and suck it had been hidden from Zaizai all along, but he actually discovered it
She coughed hastily and calmly, and made a slightly serious face.
"How can I like uncle?"
"We are just a money relationship, ahem, I mean the relationship between the landlord and the tenant."
One sentence was spoken clearly, as if a sharp sword had been inserted into a certain man's heart, and the blade was still spinning a hundred and eighty degrees inside.
There was even more incense burning in the live broadcast room.
[Uncle, go all the way.]
[Uncle, we won't give it away.]
[Uncle, I will never forget you on this day next year.]
[Hey, uncle, this tip of 100 silver coins is my pocket money for you... You should use it well.]
Li Jun's thin lips twitched. Looking at these bullet screens, his slender fingers trembled a little.
And half an hour later, in the Evergrande office building.
Liu Zhen suddenly found that the printer in front of his desk—President No. 1—started up suddenly, feeding paper outside with a rattle.
Page after page, full of words.
This is a special machine for the president's office, for Li Jun's use only.
But since he followed Li Jun, this machine was rarely activated. Because Evergrande promotes the concept of environmental protection, the boss Li Jun often leads by example, replacing paper with electronic files and rarely printing things.
Therefore, Liu Zhen couldn't help being surprised.
He couldn't help taking a closer look, for fear that someone who didn't know the rules would use the machine by mistake.
However, as soon as he got closer, Liu Zhen's face twitched.
The colorful paper turned out to be a color page version.
On the page that was just typed out, there was something weird written on it.
The Beast Gentleman's Dating Guide to Getting the Girl You Like Likes You Too
What? What? What are these
Liu Zhen's scalp almost exploded.
He walked into the assistant area on the spot, his face of a good old man sank.
"Who printed this?"
He took this piece of paper and shook it in front of everyone, his tone very serious.
"Use the company's paper and ink during working hours, so you just print this thing?"
I also used the boss's exclusive machine, it is simply too leisurely to work!
But when Liu Zhengang asked, the paper in his hand was taken away.
There was a chill behind him.
The temperature in the whole office seems to have dropped by three or four degrees.
Before Liu Zhen looked back, he felt the little girl in the front row in the assistant area winking at him.
Liu Zhen lowered his head, looked sideways, and finally through the reflection of the door of the meeting room next to him, he saw the tall and straight figure standing behind him and taking the paper.
It was Li Jun himself.
His first reaction was to continue cursing.
It's better to be scolded by his special assistant than to be scolded by the boss.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, he suddenly felt a sense of crisis, which made his knees go limp instantly.
"Hey, keep working, and work hard to repay the company and the boss."
Full of desire to survive, Liu Zhen shouted a slogan.
Turning his head again, he saw only Li Jun's tall and cold back.
It's just that he was holding a stack of thick printing paper, which was obviously taken from the 'President One' just now...
With a bang, Li Jun entered the office expressionlessly and closed the door heavily.
Liu Zhen opened his mouth wide.
The one who doesn't work at work is the boss himself
Well, he had the guts to teach the boss himself a lesson...
But the boss, is it a Fauvist? !
[Hmm... Boss, I actually want to read this book too. I checked it out, and the rating on Douban shows that this book has a score of 8.2.]
Liu Zhen trembled and sent an angry message to make up for it.
Li Jun's reply letter arrived soon.
[The cost of this printer will be taken from my private account; I will read this non-work-related book at noon, does Liu Tezhu have any other questions?]
Liu Zhen: "..."
Is he cold
Liu Zhen dripped sweat.
And when it was half past noon, the second order from the president's office was also issued.
"Order flowers for me."
At 12:30 noon, when Ye Susu announced that she was happy to finish work, she signed for a carload of roses.
The boy who said earlier that he would help her with 'gardening design' directly silenced his voice and turned into a shocked face.
It is no exaggeration to say that the gorgeous roses in full bloom filled a storefront, as if after precise calculations, there would be no room for a few more.
"Fuck! Who, who attacked the lovely proprietress?!"
The bachelors among the diners all exclaimed.
Ye Susu, on the other hand, saw a light pink card with a silver border inserted in the largest bouquet of 99 roses in the center, and it seemed to be sprinkled with a little sea salt fragrance.
On the card, there are strong and powerful handwriting.
[Miss Ye, can I get your forgiveness?]
[From a person who has made mistakes.]