When the men big and small in the room were all sluggish, a dexterous and slim figure rushed out of the bathroom.
Ye Susu almost fled with her head in her arms.
The wet white feet stepped on the ground with water marks one after another.
And her smooth black hair, like a soaked chicken at the moment, is stuck to her pale face and side in embarrassment, making her even more petite and exquisite.
She seemed to be being chased by some monster, panting, patted her chest in shock, and shivered with grievance.
"Wooooow! It sprayed me all over the face!"
Li Jun believes that he has seen a lot in the past 30 years, but he is a little uncertain at the moment.
He couldn't understand what the woman was saying.
But the moment she rushed out, he closed his eyes and turned his back in a gentlemanly manner.
But obviously the speed was not as fast as her escape. He closed his eyes, but his mind was full of what he just glanced at... The light white shirt on her body was wet and stuck to her body.
The extreme color of black and white made his temples start to throb.
"Feel sorry."
His voice was mellow, and he considered leaving the room first.
However, -
"Woo woo woo..."
Before he even took a step, there was a soft sob of a woman behind him.
Li Jun's temples twitched.
He didn't see anything.
Is this also her method
Hearing him talking to the child, she deliberately screamed in the bathroom to usher him in
It's so vulgar.
"Mommy..."
But Ye Xun's flustered voice sounded at the right time.
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Soon Ye Susu's voice was a little hoarse, and there was a little whimpering.
Li Jun's face was cloudy and uncertain.
He didn't want to hear her say anything she shouldn't have said in front of the child.
But the next second, when he was about to ask her to calm down and have a good talk with him, the crying behind him stopped.
Soon, the accusations in the delicate voice sounded aggrieved and pitiful.
"As soon as I turned on that faucet, woo woo woo, a lot of water poured out from the ceiling above, spraying it all on my head and face... so sad..."
"Woo my hair is sticking to my body..."
Sobbing and choking, her voice was still a little trembling, but she seemed to be pretending to be calm.
"Fortunately, son, you didn't go in... it's scary inside..."
Li Jun's eyebrows twitched.
What's the meaning
That waterfall shower head in the bathroom
But before he could figure it out, Ye Susu was already sobbing and choking back to the bathroom.
"Cub, you play for a while... I, I'll wash it again."
She procrastinated step by step, just like going to the execution ground, very reluctantly.
Li Jun closed his eyes and finally couldn't hold back.
"Miss Ye, turn the handle in the middle to switch from the waterfall shower to the normal shower."
"... Hey, so cruel, it turned out to be a waterfall..."
"..."
While they were talking, the upside-down live phone kept beating.
[Spray your face with something? Don't tell me it's the ceiling-mounted lotus that is available in hotels!]
[This child's mother, how ignorant is she?]
[No, she seems really scared...]
[Wait, you sand sculptures missed the point! She was taking a shower and escaped suddenly, and then an unknown man with a nice voice (emphasis: not her husband) rushed in, and finally the man said sorry... You taste, you taste carefully!]
[Fuck, looking at the black screen at this moment, I feel complicated.]
[At this moment, I seem to be a little excited after seeing Xiaohuangman, should I give a reward? Urgent, waiting for an answer online.]
[No one thinks that the heroine of this story is a little too calm? After being watched by a man, what kind of line is "I'll go wash it again"?]
[No, her tone is very aggrieved, she is about to cry, didn't you hear that?]
[I always feel that something is wrong, so I reward you first.]
Ye Xun, on the other hand, was a little flustered the whole time, forgetting his phone.
He was annoyed at his clumsy mouth and didn't know how to comfort Ye Susu. He could only watch her hug his shoulders like this and go back trembling.
Finally, the moment Ye Susu closed the door, he frowned and thought worriedly, is Mommy afraid of water? She seemed terrified of being drenched in water.
But he turned his head to look at the uncle next to him, pursed his mouth, and didn't speak.
I still have to save some face for Mommy.
Li Jun frowned, thought for a while, and then squatted down.
"Little guy, your mother is a girl. When she's in the bathroom, boys can't frivolously open the door, especially... there are other men present."
Ye Xun was stunned for a moment, but in the next second, his lips suddenly lost their color.
Li Jun touched his head comfortingly.
Some words, although cruel, must be told to children.
The live broadcast room exploded instantly.
[really!]
[Baby... you...]
[Mom didn't scream when she saw a strange man right there because she didn't want to make the child sad? She pretended to be calm, but she was already too ashamed, but she didn't say anything because she was afraid of scaring the child. This mom is really great!]
[Then what is the identity of this man! ? Werewolves are still ordinary villagers! ?]
[Holmes goes online: Calling 'Miss X', the two should have met less than three times; at this moment at 8:30 in the evening, a man and a woman live together,... It feels like a temporary cohabitation, but not a relationship between lovers. I bet 800 silver melon seeds, the tenant and the landlord!]
[Same tenant, right? The child's mother's condition is not good, the storybook and pencil are old, she must be renting a house, this man probably lives next door to them? I'll take a random guess.]
[I have to mark this live broadcast number, tomorrow Monday, is the baby at home or at school? Is it live tonight? I have to come up with an answer, or I'll lose sleep!]
[Reward 500 gold coins, I hope this live broadcast is still alive... ]
On the other side, Ye Susu, who didn't know that she was the focus, almost went limp as soon as she walked into the bathroom, and hurriedly supported the bathtub next to her tremblingly.
She was a cat for 99 years, and the water sprayed on her face was not as much as tonight.
So cruel!
Who would have imagined that in such a beautiful and perfect house, there is such a cruel 'punishing cat sprinkler'.
Cats are afraid of water.
When she did something wrong in the past, the shit shovel officer would spray her face with a water gun.
There was another time when she was wandering, she was almost drowned in the water by mortals... the suffocation feeling, every time she recalled it, she couldn't breathe.
Taking a shower is the most annoying thing in the 99th century, not one of them.
But she is a human being now, so she has to wash.
The biggest sequelae of eating hot pot today is the strong smell on the body.
She was reincarnated as an adult, but she still retains her sense of smell, which is more sensitive than ordinary people, and the smell is very exciting.
"As a genius Meimei who is about to become a great demon, well, I'm not afraid... I'm really not afraid..."
She swallowed, and finally switched the shower and turned on the faucet according to what the superb man said.
This time the water flow was finally much smaller, and it was no longer rushing down directly.
but-
"Aww!"
Shuishui is so annoying, woo woo woo.
…
Ten minutes later, Ye Susu came out of the bathroom listlessly with red eyes in a bath towel.
She felt like she was a useless meow.
But just when he was about to fall down on the big soft bed with top-heavy weight, there was a sound of beeping in his ears.
[Currently, Zai Zai's mood is happy→depressed.]
[If you can't re-upgrade before 24:00, 'Today's Task 2: Improve Mood' will be considered a failure, and the cub raising value will be deducted by 1.]
"what?"
Ye Susu turned over with difficulty.
Why are you feeling down
If Zai Zai later took a miserable bath like her, would his mood turn dark immediately
Ye Susu trembled, "Baby?"
She looked up, but she didn't see the little guy in the room.
The tip of his nose moved.
She hurriedly got up, followed the smell of the little guy, followed by a faint scent of top-quality catnip, and walked out of the room.
Sure enough, on the sofa in the small living room at the corner of the second floor, I saw Xiao Yexun curled up into a ball.
His small face was sad, his eyes were dull, and he was looking at the floor.
What's wrong
Ye Susu looked bewildered.
But when Ye Xun heard the noise, he looked up and saw her, and found that her face was white and her eyes were red at the moment, thinking of the mistakes she made, she immediately became more depressed and blamed herself.
Immediately, the eyes were wet.
"Mummy... yes, I'm sorry."
His voice is very soft.
Ye Susu was dumbfounded, "Huh?"
Ye Xun sobbed, "I, I shouldn't have opened the door, causing Mommy... to be watched by uncle. Light. Light..."
Ye Susu: "Huh?!"
Ye Xun was obviously frightened, "I, I don't know, I only know from what my uncle said... Boys, you can't look at girls, take a shower..."
Ye Susu blinked.
It's too unfair to fail this mission.
"Fool, what is this?"
"He has seen me, and I will see him next time. Light. Light, isn't it all right?"
Ye Xun was in the middle of crying and froze.
And Li Jun, who was hiding in the study and peeping outside, was also dumbfounded.
He cried the child, was at a loss, and wanted to call a parenting expert.
But now... it doesn't seem to be necessary.
But he let go of the phone, and pressed tightly on his painful temple.
This woman's education method is completely wrong!
But Ye Susu was outside the study, smiling openly.
[Zai Zai's mood improves, the mission is successful.]
awesome~
But everyone didn't know that the number of fans of the 'long-forgotten' live broadcast in Xiaoye Xun's pocket increased dramatically.
Even an exclamation point floated by.
[Baby Mom: I was looked down on, but it’s okay, I also saw people back, and I made a lot of money... (It’s amazing my mom!)]
[Cattle! Followed!]
[I never expected that when I came to see Mengbao, I would kneel down to this mother.]
[It's over, it's over, I suddenly feel that this poor mother is a bit handsome. This bandit logic is completely on my cute spot!]
[Reward 500 golden melon seeds, pay attention to Sanlian!]
[To be honest, this education method is very bad, please don't be short-hearted!]
[This kid really goes to peep at girls in the future, what should I do? Those who donate rewards, please use your brains!]
[Oppose this misleading education!]
Criticism soon erupted in the barrage area.
But soon another small wave of rebuttals emerged slowly.
[After watching the six-hour live broadcast (with all the silence and black screen time in between), I want to say, this kid obviously has low self-esteem, okay? Didn't you realize that he didn't say ten words a day
Such a child most needs to build self-confidence, not to criticize or deny him.
My husband is an early education researcher. Children aged 3-5 are at the stage of gradually understanding the differences between men and women. They don’t need to feel ashamed. As long as they don’t expose themselves in public or look at other people’s bodies maliciously, they will be fine. OK.
With such a low self-esteem child, over-emphasizing his mistakes and telling him not to look at girls can easily cast a shadow on his future emotional life.]
[same.]
[Stand at this word count!]
And when everyone was arguing, Ye Susu also tilted her head and thought for a while.
After calculating that there are still three hours before 24 o'clock in the morning, she felt that it was still not safe, so she added another sentence.
"Cub, um, you knocked open the door without knowing it. You didn't mean it. So, it really doesn't matter."
"You and Uncle Gao Dazhuang are both innocent, and this is probably some... destiny."
"Next time, we'll be fine if we're careful."
Ye Susu patted his head.
"If you really feel sorry, Mommy will punish you, okay?"
Ye Xun bit his lip, his black eyes flickered, and he nodded silently.
He knew he was wrong.
It's more at ease to be punished.
"Okay, then go take a bath," Ye Susu said, holding her heart with lingering fear, "I'll punish you for standing under that big waterfall and washing yourself for nothing. But, remember, when the water hits your face, Be sure to close your eyes, otherwise your eyes will hurt and you will shed a lot of tears... "
Ye Xun blinked.
The more Ye Susu talked, the more she felt smart.
Send the cub to the water first, in case his mood is messed up by the waterfall again, she can still make up for it.
"Come out, I will reward you with a bite of dried fish~"
[666, those who just said that their education methods are wrong, come out and get beaten!]
[Perfect preaching~ Punishing the child by taking a bath not only achieves the purpose of telling the little baby about his mistakes, but also does not leave him with a psychological shadow.]
[This mother seems to be very good, why does the baby still have low self-esteem? curious.]
[Ah, this live broadcast is poisonous, I can't stop watching it... I want to know more and more about the story of the two mother and son...]
[He doesn't seem to have a father, does he?]
[I haven't seen my father for a day, only a strange man who seems to be a tenant, is it a single-parent family?]
[Reward 666 gold coins! Baby, promise me that you will broadcast live every day!]
As night fell, Ye Xun, who had promised to take a bath, was walking into the bathroom with a towel.
After rubbing for a long time, I finally touched the mobile phone in the trouser pocket.
His little face froze.
It was only then that he realized that he had forgotten. After he got home, he started the live broadcast again. He was walking around just now, but he kept his mobile phone in his trouser pocket and didn't stop.
He frantically took out his phone.
The screen is always black, are uncles and aunts angry
Will they hear that he just made a mistake
Would he embarrass Ye Susu by doing this
He was running around in the bathroom anxiously.
But finally, I saw the characters still floating on the screen.
He couldn't read the text, but he saw a lot of emojis, smiley faces, thumbs up, 666...
"Hoo..."
He immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
Uncles and aunts don't seem to be angry. They shouldn't have heard anything bad just now, right
Ye Xun blushed, stood in front of the bathtub, pointed the camera at the ground, and waved his hand under the camera.
[Aww, what do you mean? Baby saying hello to us?]
[Is it the meaning of goodbye? He needs to take a bath, it's almost nine o'clock now, the little guy should go to bed.]
[Ah, what kind of shy baby is this? Goodbye, you waved silently with your tender little hands, didn't you speak? 5555~What kind of torture did he suffer before?]
[Hey, it's time for me to do my homework, baby, 88.]
[88, good night, sweet dreams~]
[Have a sweet dream, memoza~]
A bunch of words floated by.
Ye Xun looked at it for a long time with puffed cheeks, then retracted his little hand in frustration, and silently clenched his fist.
He didn't know many words, and he didn't know what his uncle and aunt said.
He sighed leisurely, and finally after more '88' drifted past, he tentatively poked the screen a few times and successfully exited the live broadcast.
The moment the signal was cut off in the room, the number of fans stopped at 494, and the total number of rewards was 204.3 yuan.
Ye Xun's eyes dimmed a lot.
At first, he thought it was a lot of money, but tonight when Ye Susu bought him children's clothes, he peeked at the tag when he was trying them on, and found that one piece cost more than 300.
And Ye Susu added seven or eight items to him in one go today.
Ye Xun raised his little hand, snapped off his ten fingers, and couldn't count clearly in the end.
But he knew that he spent more than he earned, much more.
He suddenly shrugged his small shoulders dejectedly, put his mobile phone by the sink, changed his clothes, and walked listlessly on his short legs, stepping unsteadily into the bathtub.
Turning on the shower, the water flowed down, and his face changed instantly.
Live broadcast is really difficult.
No wonder there are so few successful uncles and aunts.
He's not even close!
…
On winter nights, the north wind blows.
The single-family Haitang Court is exceptionally quiet, without the wind noise effect of howling ghosts and wolves in the old house.
The high-grade fresh air constant temperature equipment and the gentle floor heating all seem to be in the spring of the four seasons, warm and comfortable.
When the clock in the room reached half past nine, in this strange room, the two mother and son finally lay neatly on the bed.
Ye Susu scratched her belly and fell asleep in a second, heartless.
But she was always vigilant, and opened her eyes after a while to see that the little boy was not missing, and was lying obediently beside her, and soon fell asleep in a daze with peace of mind.
And Xiaoye Xun was washing fragrantly, lying on the soft and elastic big bed that Rensen experienced for the first time, counting the sheep sadly.
Smelling the sweet smell of Mommy, after counting the twenty little sheep taught in the kindergarten, I counted the second time in annoyance.
Fortunately, he was secretly watching the live broadcast for a day, and his mind was tense, and his little head didn't hold on for long, and his consciousness began to blur.
The slender and curled eyelashes trembled and finally drooped on the lower eyelids.
Relying on his only consciousness, he pouted his little butt cautiously, sneaked towards Ye Susu's arm, rubbed it lightly, then raised the corners of his mouth, and slowly fell asleep.
One big and one small, with their hands and feet touching each other, breathing long.
But that night, next to them, there was a person who suffered from insomnia.
The children are playing next door.
The child is asleep next door.
Is he used to sleeping in a new bed
Is he happy with his new home
Is he still afraid of himself
Li Jun sat in the study all night.
The more you think about it, the more energetic you become.
On Monday morning, Ye Susu was woken up on time by the bird outside the window. She wanted to tiptoe around Zai Zai and get out of bed, but the next second she was startled by the violent vibration of her mobile phone.
[Second Aunt: Susu, you used to be unclean, you had children before you got married, and you were young, and your mother didn't teach you well, but what's the situation now! ? You don't have a long memory! ? Still approaching the rich and taking their children to live with others in a villa? Are you so patient? Live on this? You are discrediting our old Ye family! Your cousin is getting married this year, if her mother-in-law hears about this kind of thing, she will think that all the girls in our family are shameless like this!]
[Third Uncle: You should go home, your father is gone, but you can't be lawless! I'll call your mother over too, and we'll have dinner together this Saturday.]
Ye Susu looked bewildered.
According to the original body's inertia, she swiped through Moments, and saw countless strange friend statuses.
[Third Cousin: Poor people must have something to hate. To be deceived once, one can be said to be stupid, but to be deceived a second time, one can only be said to be self-willed and depraved! Anyone with a brain can think, where is there a free lunch in the world, is someone else's house blown by a strong wind? If he says he will let you live, he will let you live. What is he trying to do with you? Is it a picture that you have never studied in college, or is it a picture that you have a baby? After all, you are stupid!]
[Little cousin: Tsk tsk, it's better to be reborn as a woman, and you don't have to work yourself if you live in a good house. (Small beep: this article blocks parents and elders)]
[Second Cousin: Retweet 'Men pretend to be rich and cheat women's body and mind of money, girls, please grow up']
Ye Susu's eyes were dazzled by this group of relatives' remarks.
The kinship of mortals simply collapses Meow, who is used to living alone.
But these words, cohabitation, rich man, villa, are they talking about her
Ye Susu stared.
What are these mortals doing!
She opened her small mouth and blew on her bangs.
Stretch out your finger, one operation, block everyone!
When she was done, she finally smiled and squinted her eyes.
The world is finally clean.
Early in the morning, disturbing the dream, these stupid mortals.
And Ye Xun, who was next to him, was already rubbing his eyes and sat up from the bed in a daze with two hairs curled up.
When he opened his eyes, he seemed a little dazed, but he soon realized that he was in his new home, and Grape's black eyes slowly regained consciousness.
"Cub, I'm going to cook porridge and eggs, you should wash up first."
As Ye Susu said, she put on the fluffy slippers she purchased yesterday.
She is most used to this touch, wishing to make her whole body furry, but obviously not, after thinking about it, she regretfully wrapped herself a big pink scarf with tassels, and scratched the fluff with her fingertips, it would be fine grin emotionally.
And when she walked out of the room, Ye Xun probed his little head, immediately got out of bed with his buttocks pouted, walked to the side of the schoolbag with his bare feet, and took out his mobile phone.
After the first time, the second time is already very skilled.
Open the software, turn the camera to the ground, and start the live broadcast.
He looked at the screen, and his small cheeks suddenly curved seriously and seriously.
Well, before going to kindergarten today, let's brush your teeth and wash your face live for aunts and uncles to watch.
Did they get up as early as he did
[Number of people online today: 1.]
[Received a reward: 200 silver coins.]
As soon as the phone screen lit up, the first gift announcement appeared in an instant.
The author has something to say: If she wanted to read it back, she asked him if he was afraid!