Uncle
When Ye Xun heard this voice, a trace of surprise flashed across his nervous face.
Two small hands squeezed the pants and turned around in a circle.
Why is uncle coming back
Do you want to open the door
He hesitated a lot.
"Wait, wait, uncle."
When Ye Xun was circling in circles, his little hand involuntarily touched his little butt.
Because the sleeping pants were wet, he just took them off.
Haven't put on a new one yet...
Ye Xun was in a hurry, and trotted barefoot to the closet, rummaged through with his little hands, and hurriedly put on another pair of underpants that Ye Susu just took out of the dryer yesterday.
Then he hurriedly found out the panty tissue, his little face turned pale with anxiety.
He used to be very organized, but today his little hands tremble a little, and he is prone to make mistakes.
[What is the little guy doing?]
[Hee hee, I know, he's going to put on panties. Didn't he just be taught yesterday that a boy's body is also very precious, so why not show it to others~]
[Little baby: I'm terribly scared now.]
[Little baby, don't be afraid, at most you can see your uncle too~ Hahaha!]
[Little guy's lotus root feet are so cute~ You can watch them for a year without getting bored.]
Li Jun stood at the door for a while, and raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard some hurried noises in the room.
what is the little guy doing
He couldn't help picking up his phone, and subconsciously glanced at the barrage.
All bullet screens are talents.
After watching the live broadcast for so long, he was deeply aware of this.
In particular, there are many mothers in the room, who have a certain understanding of Ye Xun's behavior and psychology, and sometimes they are quite right.
Li Jun asked the barrage talent for help, and immediately saw the remarks about the little guy wearing pants.
He couldn't help pulling his lips.
But a second later, the corners of his mouth stiffened, and he reached out to touch his chest.
Another snack stuffed.
It is normal for father and son to go swimming together.
They were all honest with each other yesterday.
But today...
"uncle."
When Li Jun felt that thousands of arrows pierced his heart, the door in front of him opened.
The child's polite voice rang out immediately.
But maybe it's because he just finished doing something bad, he's a little guilty, Ye Xun's little eyes are a little wandering.
Holding the door with his little hand, he looked like a Yazi who wanted to close the door at any time and ask his uncle to make a long story short.
Li Jun's heart twitched, and he looked at the bed pretending not to care.
I saw a small piece protruding from the bottom, which seems to be hidden in the hair dryer.
And the little guy Ye Xun found his eyes, and suddenly panicked.
"Uncle, are you looking for my mommy?"
"She went to the kitchen to mess with it."
The little guy moved his feet, obviously not wanting him to go in.
Her tender little face blushed nervously and shyly.
Li Jun took a deep breath, walked in a small half step, bent down, and secretly covered the little guy's ear.
"Little guy, did you draw a map on the bed?"
Ye Xun's round face froze instantly!
The dumb hair on his head shook in horror!
"It's okay, when uncle was a child...it will be like this too."
Not long after, Li Jun brought new sheets and quilts, and while relaxing the child, he put the things on the sofa.
Ye Xun stood where he was, pinching the corner of his pajamas, his eyes flickering.
His little face was a little red with blood, but he couldn't help being curious.
"Uncle, did you also pee on the bed when you were young?"
Li Jun coughed uncomfortably, and automatically skipped this topic that damaged his father's dignity.
"When your mother asks later, she will say that uncle came to the room and accidentally spilled juice on your bed. Uncle's company just issued a new three-piece bed set for you to use, you know?"
Ye Xun was stunned immediately.
The juice has flavor and color to cover his peepee.
Uncle is so smart.
But he quickly frowned and took a step back.
"But it's wrong to lie."
Li Jun: "..."
Very good, my son has a moral bottom line since he was a child.
But in the next second, he took out a bottle of concentrated juice from his trouser pocket and shook it at the little guy.
When he was a child, he was also a tyrant on the top of the mountain, and the children of several nearby families were headed by him.
In terms of playing methods, he is not inferior to others.
On the means of evading punishment, it is full of youth resumes.
The moment the little guy stared wide-eyed, Li Jun calmly unscrewed the cap of the juice bottle and sprinkled it on the 'map' on the bed.
"Uncle didn't lie."
Li Jun's face didn't change.
Once upon a time, he also fought with his father.
"It's just a kind favor, little one."
Li Jun blinked at Ye Xun.
And Ye Xun's black grape pupils were huge.
Apparently it was the first time he had seen it, and he was so proud of it.
Li Jun stretched out his hand, pressed the little guy's head, and carried private goods again, "Sometimes, a white lie can help others without causing bad consequences, so it doesn't hurt."
Before Ye Xun could nod his head, he rubbed his head.
Li Jun felt his son's soft hair and heaved a sigh of relief.
When he watched the live broadcast just now, he really thought the little guy was going to cry.
When he exposed the bedwetting, the little guy's eyes were red, and his sunken face was pale and colorless.
But according to parenting experts, bedwetting is normal if only occasionally, and it's rare for a child to be out of control.
Too much attention will increase the psychological burden on the child.
If you are under pressure, it is easier to repeat the offense next time.
"Uncle, it's time to go to work."
Li Jun smiled kindly and gently.
"Go to school obediently."
The little guy Ye Xun came back from his sluggishness, and nodded foolishly.
Li Jun was very relieved, and felt that the relationship between father and son had greatly improved.
He stood up, and his handsome and thin lips couldn't help but rise.
However, after only taking two or three steps, a soft question suddenly came from behind him.
"Uncle, but how did you know that I... pee messed with?"
"...!"
The strong logical force that a man is always proud of is instantly shattered into pieces.
With the wind, drift away.
[666! I was almost moved to tears, thinking that my uncle is an angel, but I am not even half as smart as the cub! ?]
[Zizi: I am very touched, really, but... please reveal your identity first, Mr. Werewolf or Prophet?]
[Oh my god, I'm really going to be fascinated by this cub!]
[Ah, I almost fell in love with this uncle, he is super gentle and considerate, he is so hot and flirtatious when pouring juice, is there any! But it seems, I failed to climb the wall, but my little cub is charming! Look at this awesome IQ, look at this rigorous reasoning ability... amazing, my baby!]
[No wonder my grades are not good, I found the reason, natural (tears)!]
[So, how did uncle know? Please answer.]
The live broadcast only captured Li Jun's knees.
But at this moment, he rested his fingers on his forehead, like a glow on his back.
He felt deeply that his son was more difficult than an experienced negotiator.
"Ok."
He broke into a cold sweat.
I can't tell when I watch this kid's live video, otherwise the kid will probably avoid him in the future.
But Li Jun's tangled expression fell into Ye Xun's eyes, but there was something special about it.
He was too familiar with this dare not say expression.
He often does that himself.
After thinking about it for a while, he let out an ah.
"Uncle drank two glasses of big Coke yesterday, you peed too..."
Ye Xun turned his head, and immediately thought of it, with a surprised face, he quickly covered his little mouth.
No wonder uncle knew.
Uncle probably also wet the bed!
Li Jun's eyes twitched, and he was about to deny it, but the little guy looked serious and serious.
"I won't tell Mommy."
"Uncle, don't worry."
The little guy's expression is simply saying that everyone is a united front, a good revolutionary teammate, and no one will be exposed.
Otherwise it's puppies.
Li Jun bit his back teeth, his face turned red and blue, and finally held back.
This can be considered... father-son relationship... right
[Hahaha!]
[Zi: Uncle said that big boys have the same body structure as little boys, so...you can also wet the bed, ho ho!]
[The truth, no one is curious?]
[As a treasure mother, I want to say that the child's bedwetting should be told by the child's mother to the uncle. If we wet the bed, there is a smell, how could mother not notice? She knew the child had low self-esteem, so when she found out that he was pretending to be asleep, she couldn't bear to expose it, so she had to find the uncle who lived with him!]
[The class representative in front, thank you!]
[soga!]
[In this way, it makes sense.]
"Ah Choo!"
Ye Susu in the restaurant downstairs had an itchy nose.
But she immediately raised her hand and sniffed her wrist.
"Well… "
Mortals are so smart, they know how to spray fragrance on their wrists.
This catnip scent is long-lasting, exuding with the beating of the pulse.
Not bad, it didn't take her morning to dab on the strong-smelling towel.
"delicious!"
Ye Susu, whose heart and eyes were occupied by this smell, could no longer smell other smells.
But she sniffed anyway.
"Did you smell too much last night? It's so irritating. Today's nose is blocked... Mmm."
She muttered something, but quickly put the matter behind her, quickly finished the breakfast and the new menu, and ran upstairs to call the little guy.
Soon, she caught sight of a large puddle of juice on the bed.
"what!"
She screamed.
Cleanliness cats can't stand it.
Who did it!
Sui!
"Mummy... Uncle has brought new sheets and quilts."
While Ye Susu was dizzy, she heard the young boy's tender voice.
The little guy wobbled, trying to hold up a big quilt and walk over, but it was too big and failed directly.
I pouted my buttocks for a long time, but failed to move.
But Ye Susu sniffed, and immediately smelled a cold fragrance of grass.
Woohoo!
With a pounce, Ye Susu hugged the soft cloth for Zai Zai.
I reached out and grabbed it, it was extremely soft and fragrant.
"Okay, I forgive him."
Ye Xun's small face was tense, and he covered his chest with his small hands.
Hearing this, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Lie to Mommy, boobs jump super fast!
He was ashamed and ashamed, "Mum, I will make a lot of money in the future and buy you a lot of quilts."
From now on, he will never lie to Ye Susu again.
this is the last time.
Ye Susu murmured, happily splashing around in the catnip-scented quilt.
Outside the door, the Cadillac hadn't started yet.
Li Jun, who was ready to go in the back seat, kept staring at the phone screen, with the same nervousness as a child in his eyes.
He didn't heave a sigh of relief until he saw Ye Susu throw away the dirty coverlet and quilt on the bed in disgust.
"Liu Zhen, rebook a Simmons according to the size of the room."
His thin lips moved, he clasped the phone between his fingers, and tapped.
Quickly added another sentence.
"Also, go see that dog at noon today."
Liu Zhen wrote it down in his schedule immediately.
Imported purebred dogs must be vaccinated and observed for a period of time after entering the customs.
The boss also hired a professional coach for it.
Dogs that have undergone strict training are docile and obedient. The key point is that they will not hurt children, and they can also help them grow up happily.
"Okay, I'll contact the agency."
Liu Zhen could not help but sigh while speaking.
A dog, the whole set costs millions in total.
That means the boss is rich and self-willed.
"Boss, your breakfast."
Seeing that he was no longer staring at the phone, Liu Zhen hurriedly handed over the thermos beside him.
"My daughter praised the delicious porridge yesterday, and Yue Lai Xian will not open until next month."
As he expected, Li Jun has recently been occupied by father-son love in every cell in his body.
Hearing that it was a little girl's recommendation, I couldn't help but shrink my whole body, my expression softened, and my thin lips showed an upward trend.
"Well," he took the porridge, and he didn't dislike the homely thermos at all. Instead, he chatted about the homely things, "Have you decided which elementary school to go to?"
Liu Zhen was taken aback.
It's fresh!
Workaholics stopped talking about work and started talking about children.
Isn't it the biggest headache for parents
Suddenly have a common topic with the boss, panic!
"My child's mother is looking at it. She wants to go to a private school, but the threshold is high and the tuition fees are high, so she may not be able to pass the exam. In the public school, it's okay to have a home anyway."
Liu Zhen said repeatedly.
When Li Jun heard this, he unscrewed the lid of the thermos cup.
"There is an international elementary school nearby, do you know?"
The corner of Liu Zhen's mouth twitched, "I know."
Private, with limited places, extremely difficult to review, and annual tuition fees of more than 500,000 yuan.
hehe.
The boss really thinks highly of him!
"If you want your child to go, I'll say hello to the principal." Li Jun said lightly, "You work hard. After several projects are completed this year, you should also be promoted to the management level, and the full annual salary is over one million."
Liu Zhen almost dropped the spoon he handed over to the ground.
"To give children a good environment, the strength of teachers and the atmosphere of classmates are very important."
Li Jun has understood this very much these days.
Liu Zhen was almost moved to tears.
The boss is mighty!
He is willing to shed blood for the boss!
But in the next second, he was really going to cry.
As soon as the thermos was opened, the delicious chicken soup immediately permeated the cabin.
He had already had breakfast, but still couldn't help swallowing.
Looking to the side, the porridge almost simmered until it melted was slightly golden, and the thin and dense snow-white chicken shreds were scattered on the porridge.
The heat is pervasive and drifts upwards.
The aroma is tangy and tempting.
Liu Zhen stared.
Sorry, he would like to retract his foreword.
He wants to eat this chicken porridge by himself!
And Li Jun was also a little stunned, looking at the thermos in his hand, he couldn't help pursing his lips.
"Which family is this?"
Evergrande Catering has almost monopolized 30% of the high-end market.
He is not a gourmet, but as a senior executive of Evergrande, he has basic taste quality.
Turning over the porridge and noodles with a spoon, he gave it fifty points from the bottom of his heart.
Squinting his eyes and taking a sip, the porridge rolled down into his stomach that hadn't even dripped in the water in the morning. It was immediately warm and satisfying, making his dark eyes sink, and he was willing to give it another thirty points.
If it is tasted in the store, sitting in an elegant environment, the moment the porridge and rice are just out of the fire, it is served in a dense earthen jar, and the lid can be lifted to see the hot air tumbling and bubbling inside, then it can get a higher score.
Ninety or more.
It's a pity that this is porridge and rice overnight, otherwise it would have tasted more delicious.
"This... my relatives bought it, I'll ask."
Liu Zhen was also taken aback.
He didn't expect the porridge to catch the eyes of the boss.
"Well, it's no worse than Yuelaixian. If you ask about the name of the store, let Zhang Chen's team find an opportunity to follow up."
Li Jun returned to work in a second.
Liu Zhen immediately recorded, "Okay."
And Li Jun drank a few mouthfuls of porridge again and again, letting the warm porridge roll down his throat, squinting his eyes.
The child's dog has disappeared.
The child's primary school has also been determined.
The child's senior sister... He glanced at Liu Zhen next to him, nodded secretly, and there was also a reliable and trustworthy candidate.
At that time, we will find a few excellent chefs to be responsible for school lunch and afternoon tea, which is another step towards the healthy growth of our children.
After finishing his cup of porridge, he closed his eyes comfortably.
tasty.
His stomach felt much more comfortable, and his whole body felt as if it had been ironed, and it was rare to relax.
At the same time, Ye Susu was chatting with Zhang Chen, the manager of Evergrande, at Miaomiao restaurant.
Before he finished speaking, the mission prompt rang.
[Today's task]
[1. It's been a long time since I cleaned Zai Zai's living environment, please start with Zai Zai's favorite bathtub! (Cleaning time is 60 minutes)]
[2. Hand-mouth-foot disease and influenza have been frequently reported recently. In order to prevent them, please teach the baby the seven-step hand-washing method.]
She couldn't help but froze.