The dim warm light in the room fell on the sofa in the living room, covering Ye Susu's delicate face with a hazy veil.
She was reclining on the big sapphire blue cushion, her black hair fell down like satin.
In the halo, the whole person appears extremely soft.
The first time Li Jun entered the room, he saw such a scene.
And wearing slippers, walked into the living room through the hallway, and with the sensor light on the top of his head turned on, he could clearly see the little guy Ye Xun in the small garden outside the glass door, stroking the dog's fur with his little hand, as if he was looking down. What to say to it in a low voice, a pair of grape black eyes are bright.
Immediately, he felt that his fatigue of the day had completely disappeared.
Even, the word 'home' came to mind involuntarily, and the chest was warm and comfortable for a while.
Even when Ye Susu's 'lingering' moan just now gave him indescribable goosebumps, he still felt comfortable stepping on the wooden floor.
"Yo, I'm back~"
Ye Susu, who was lying on the sofa, raised a long, well-proportioned leg to show her welcome.
After getting acquainted with the living environment, she is also gradually releasing her nature.
Li Jun hummed, his voice a little hoarse, and he looked away slightly.
But in a blink of an eye, she saw that the clothes around her waist were tucked up a lot, revealing her white and tender waist. Under the dim ceiling lamp, she was as gentle and flawless as topaz.
His eyes were dark.
Just about to speak, the phone vibrated.
[Uncle Chen: Master Li Jun, the meeting tomorrow afternoon, the master said it will be changed to morning, please be sure to come. In addition, I spare time at noon to have lunch with my wife.]
Li Jun half lowered his eyes, his face changed slightly.
The old man looked for him not only at a different time slot, but also at a different time than when Ms. Xu was looking for him
Are you going to discuss business
But why didn't he wait for him to get off work for official business, and insisted on doing it during the day, as if he wanted to avoid Ms. Xu.
Li Jun frowned, and was about to reply to the message.
[Uncle Chen: Master, are you free now? I dare to say something, I want to tell you in advance.]
Li Jun couldn't help but stopped, and raised his eyes to glance at Ye Susu who had changed his posture on the sofa, and his eyes became slightly darker when he glanced at the clothes on her lower abdomen that was still not stretched.
"Miss Ye, if it's cold, turn up the temperature in the room."
He politely gives her hints of dishevelment.
It was completely different from the previous practice of belittling her for being disheveled.
However, Ye Susu blinked and rolled to the outside of the sofa.
"I'm not cold, the room is super warm, I'm almost falling asleep..."
While speaking, she yawned big with a single touch of her pink lips, her eyes narrowed, and the water glistened.
She seemed to have taken a bath today, and she changed into her home clothes early, wearing a set of black and white pajamas and pajamas full of kittens, made of cotton and linen, and loosely fitted on her body.
She rolled to the side of the sofa before trying to reach out for the large water glass on the coffee table.
When the snow-white slender hands and pink fingernails meet the turquoise cup rim, the color is suddenly bright, like the winter of Christmas trees and pine trees covered with dots of snow.
Li Jun glanced at it, and felt that the metal case of the phone he was holding was hot.
While Ye Susu was rolling, she stretched out her delicate swan neck.
In the end, one of her slender and straight legs was far away from the inner side of the sofa cushion, and the other long leg almost fell off the sofa.
This movement has nothing to do with the elegance of a lady, but it is unexpectedly not annoying.
On the contrary, it has a thrilling beauty.
Li Jun's eyebrows twitched, and he was finally brought back to his senses by the vibration of his phone.
He immediately withdrew the complicated eyes that fell on Ye Susu, answered the phone, and walked upstairs.
"Uncle Chen."
Unbuttoning the shirt in the sweater, he turned to look at the clock on the wall.
"Is it time for dinner?"
In line with Ms. Xu's concept of health preservation, the meal time is fixed every day.
No matter who has big things, they must first put down and eat.
But soon there was an old, but full of spirit voice on the phone.
"Master, Uncle Chen wants to give you some hints about tomorrow."
When Li Jun walked to the door of the room, he couldn't help but slow down.
"Before tomorrow, use more breakfast."
Li Jun raised his eyebrows.
"Then, put on as many clothes as you can."
Chen Zhen's voice settled down, a little sighed.
Wear more, so that it won't hurt when you get hit.
"Uncle Chen can only help you here."
Li Jun closed the door, switched to hands-free, unlocked the watch in his left hand, and put it on the desk.
"Wear more?"
A trace of astonishment flashed across his handsome face.
However, Chen Zhen did not answer.
"Master, when you were young, you would always come to Uncle Chen to talk about any confusion you encountered. Now that times have changed, Uncle Chen can't keep up with the footsteps of you young people, but I have something to give you."
Li Jun's face suddenly became serious, his hands stopped moving, and he stood firmly, "Uncle Chen, tell me."
"Man, if you come out to play around, you always have to pay it back."
Chen Zhen paused.
Li Jun was stunned, but hadn't figured out the deep meaning.
There was already a 'see you tomorrow, master' from the phone over there, and then it was hung up.
Li Jun put down the phone, and took a deep look at the call record of the hung up call.
"What happened?"
He bent his slender knuckles and tapped the screen.
But apparently no one answered the question.
But at this moment, on the first floor of No. 18 Haitang Court, after Ye Susu drank the water, she heard the cub in the small garden exclaim.
"Baibai, you don't want to eat flowers, ah, you mess with uncle's flowers."
Hearing the first half of the sentence, Ye Susu grinned.
Who hasn't done this secondary school thing
Don't do damage, just pretend to be a meowing dog.
But when she heard the second half of the sentence, her little face twitched on the spot.
This dog is a genius!
"Mommy..."
The glass door of the small garden was pulled open immediately, and Ye Xun's mournful voice came out.
"I'll come in and get a piece of paper. Has any uncle at home read any unwanted newspapers?"
He used paper towels at first, but then he felt distressed and changed to waste recycling, specifically looking for paper that he didn't want at home to pick up dog poop.
As he spoke, his pink and tender face also wrinkled into a ball.
Apparently, the poop smell was not very pleasant.
"Tsk tsk." Ye Susu stood up, with her hands behind her back, with a gloating look on her pretty face, "Mummy advised you not to raise it, but you didn't listen."
Ye Xun pursed his lips, and loosened his wrinkled little nose a little, "Mum, I will teach you to be vain. It is still young, and when it grows up, it will be sensible."
But after speaking, his voice became softer and softer, obviously not very confident.
"Mum, I'll clean it up, and I'll wipe the hair off the little butt for nothing when I enter the house."
He said this sentence a little louder.
Obviously, he was prepared to be responsible to the end even if the puppy couldn't learn it.
In this regard, he is full of confidence.
"Well, that's fine."
Ye Susu was also full of pride seeing him looking like a hard-working little shit shovel officer, and couldn't help touching his little cheek.
"Puppy's sanitation work will be left to you."
Ye Xun's eyes flickered immediately, and he nodded heavily.
But this time he took the newspaper and walked back, but Ye Susu didn't continue Ge Youping anymore.
She followed behind the little boy eagerly, "Little boy, do you have any questions, such as how you got here?"
She learned this homework on the Internet just now, and she thinks she has almost done it.
It's absolutely fine to teach Xiao Zai Zai.
She couldn't wait to see if it worked.
Ye Xun took the newspaper, carefully tore off a quarter of it and squeezed it in his hand. Hearing that, he got stuck when he took a small step out of the glass door.
But soon he raised his rosy face to look at Ye Susu, and Putao's small black eyes fell on her stomach impartially.
"I was born after Mommy had a stomachache."
This answer was fast and accurate.
Ye Susu was dumbfounded when she heard it, "Baby, you actually know?"
Then what else does she teach
When Ye Xun heard it, the newspaper in Jingbai's hand was crumpled.
he knows.
In the past, when Ye Susu got angry, she would yell at him, 'My stomach hurts all day, why did I give birth to such a stupid thing like you', 'If I knew you were so disobedient, I wouldn't have given birth then',...
He lowered his head silently, and glanced at the small weeds growing in the soil next to the small garden.
"Well, Mommy said it."
"what."
Ye Susu stared, did the original body actually say that
Then will she continue to teach
But she didn't hear the notification that the task was completed.
When Ye Susu was struggling, Ye Xun had already walked to the side of the little white dog with small steps, first touched its big-eyed dog's head, and then reached out to pick up the stinky cake next to it.
"wait."
Ye Susu came to her senses and hurriedly called him to stop.
"Cub, don't you feel your hands are dirty if you take it like this?"
Zai Zai is like a younger brother when it comes to how to shovel shit.
Unlike her, she has already summed up the best plan after following the previous shit shoveling officers.
"The automatic excrement machine that Mommy bought has been shipped."
Ye Xun immediately stepped out of the shadow of Ye Susu scolding him before, his head curled up, "Automatically?"
"Hey, that's right." Ye Susu, who is rare to have a lot of knowledge, immediately showed off the order she placed, "Hey, this thing, let Bai Bai jump in, pull the poop in it, and bury the poop in the sand .”
"When the machine presses the button, it will start shoveling excrement by itself. A piece of poop can be wrapped in a circle of sand, and finally separated and dropped into the small garbage bag next to it. You can just take this bag and throw it away in the future. La."
Ye Susu disliked Gouzi on the lips, but she was still a little boy in her heart.
Now that you have raised it, let's work together to raise the dog well.
In the future, she will become a big monster, she will be ridiculed by other monsters, and she will raise a silly dog, what should I do
So, on the first day, she saw that the little guy was at a loss for Goubaba, so she immediately placed an order online.
Fortunately, her memory was correct.
After searching the word automatic, she found the cat toilet that she thought was very good before.
Ye Xunpa took a look at her mobile phone, and immediately opened his big grape black eyes in a strange way.
"Mommy, this papa can be like this, it's automatically shoveled out... It's really convenient."
As soon as he said this, he looked at Ye Susu with admiration.
Mommy, you are really smart.
She actually knows such a powerful thing.
But the mobile phone in his pocket was already full of question marks in the live broadcast room.
[This machine sounds like it's used by my family?]
[Is it the four-digit shit-shoveling artifact?]
[Wake up, Mommy, that's not for dogs!]
[Bao Ma... your goose raises a dog~]
Soon, Ye Xun swiped the product introduction on the webpage with his little finger.
In addition to the price that took his breath away, he also had a keen eye for blind spots.
"Mommy, it seems that there are cats and cats in this picture, and there are no dogs."
Ye Xun's observation and reasoning abilities are obviously very strong.
But Ye Susu patted his little head, "The store may have cats, and he doesn't have dogs. That's right, and most of the dogs are out for a walk, so they often poop outside."
Ye Xun snorted, "That's right, Baibai will do the same in the future. Then Mommy, let's save some money so we don't have to mess with it, and go out for nothing..."
Ye Susu, however, disagreed, "Save money for the toilet? Cub, we are not so pitiful, and now mommy earns more money than before. Other dogs can't do it because their mother dog is not educated, but In our family, you can't teach it, and there is Mommy, it can do it!"
She can do it with human cubs, but can puppies still make her difficult
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[Teaching a dog to squat on cat litter?]
[This style of painting!]
[When the electronic toilet arrives, please let me be healthy!]
And Ye Susu has already educated the puppy again, "Yesterday, didn't I teach you how to bury your own poop? You forgot, that's okay, come, learn from me again, use your paws Claw up!"
"Cub, look, if you can't do it once, just teach it a few more times."
Ye Xun opened his eyes wide and nodded hurriedly.
Suddenly he was not sad.
Although Ye Susu scolded him before, but now Ye Susu has changed.
Although he was stupid, her first reaction was not to scold him, but to teach him how to do it again, willing to correct him again and again.
"Mum, I will teach Bai Bai well."
In the future, he will also work hard not to let Mommy say too many times.
As Ye Xun said, looking down at the ground, he suddenly called out in surprise.
"Mommy, it's been digging in vain, it's trying to bury its own papa!"
But Ye Susu looked at it for a while, and still gave a professional comment.
"Not elegant, kicks up so much dirt."
"Waste a lot of cat litter."
"It's okay, let's teach slowly."
"That's how everyone came here."
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[Gouzi: What kind of home did I enter?]
[Gouzi: EXC? Am I wrong?]
[A dog grows into a cat... In a few days, I won't be too surprised to see a dog on a cat climbing frame, hahahaha.]
"Mum, sure enough, you can wrap a layer of poop with soil like this, and then use newspaper to take it out, it won't be so dirty or smelly."
"Of course, Mommy's skill points are all full."
[? ? ?]
[Bao Ma really wants to kill me laughing? ? ? I peeked at it while doing my homework! Suddenly I laughed out loud ha!]
The entire live broadcast room was full of laughter, and the rewards began to fluctuate.
But suddenly, Ye Susu saw the little guy finished shoveling shit, and then turned back to the profound education issue.
"Cub, you know you came from Mommy's womb, but do you know how?"
This question stunned Ye Xun Baozi, who was holding his papa.
He didn't know that.
The laughter in the live broadcast room also stopped.
In the villa by the lake, a lady in a silk nightgown was looking at her mobile phone, ahhh.
Li Zhiguo, who was next to her, who was pretending to read a magazine but actually peeked at the projector, was taken aback.
He coughed a little guilty, and looked away at the magazine.
Then, casually glanced at the projection, "What's wrong?"
Xu Yuan, who had just removed her makeup and massaged the wrinkles on her face, looked back at him complainingly.
"Li Jun also asked me this question when I was a child. I wanted to tell him personally, but you threw him a DK children's encyclopedia."
"asphyxia."
"Look, what have I missed?"
The corners of Li Zhiguo's eyes twitched, "Watch the video, watch the video."
The lady quickly turned back to look at the big projector screen.
But within two minutes, she gasped again.
And Li Zhiguo's old face also twitched violently when he saw the above picture clearly.