Shen Yichong endured vomiting blood and threw the doll in her hand into the box.
"Next week, the "Stage" finals are coming, are you not ready?"
"Already thinking of getting the first prize, starring in the heroine of the online drama?"
Yu Yaoyao suddenly bulged her cheeks.
"I am confident that my beauty can handle all challenges... Husband, be gentle with Xiaoyao No.2, it's expensive, it's a lot of snacks."
Shen Yichong's mouth twitched directly, ignoring the second half of her sentence.
"Okay, the camera testifies. If you don't win first place, all future snacks will be halved."
"Huh?" Yu Yaoyao was suddenly distracted.
The corners of Shen Yichong's lips turned up slightly.
"If you fail, it means that your beauty is not enough for the freedom of snacks. Eating too much will only make you develop in the direction of soil, fat and roundness."
"It won't be more beautiful."
Yu Yaoyao looked terrified, "Don't... Ah."
Shen Yichong has turned around and walked out of the study, gritted his teeth while speaking, "I will also give you the gift you gave me. If you get the first place... but you can't get it, huh."
Yu Yaoyao swallowed, followed him eagerly, and reached out to pinch the corner of his clothes.
Shen Yi Chong paused and felt his clothes sink.
Looking back, he took a look at his slender fingers, and the corners of his mouth curled up.
"Take you to eat Australian lobster, buffet."
"After you eat it, you never want to eat lobster again, so far."
Yu Yaoyao opened her small mouth suddenly, her eyes straightened.
Lobsters…
She has only watched it on TV, and hasn’t eaten it yet...
The big thing I have been wanting to eat after living so long!
"I'm going to prepare!"
Yu Yaoyao jumped up quickly!
The corner of Shen Yichong's mouth bends, "But you have to film director Zhou. The contract stipulates that the weight should not exceed 100 jin. If you exceed it, there will be no more."
Yu Yaoyao immediately nodded happily, "No way!"
But she walked out of the study and saw Shen Yichong turn into the bedroom, and quickly slipped into the living room with her cheeks bulging.
This time it’s rare that I didn’t take out the snacks to eat.
Instead, he silently took off his shoes, took off his knitted jacket, and took out the bathroom scale with a guilty conscience.
"Not fat... In this world, there is no fat snake, neither fat nor fat..."
She kept smashing her thoughts.
But standing on the scale, covering his face, only revealed a gap between his fingers in his eyes, and glanced at the electronic number secretly.
She just gasped!
The photographer's eldest brother quickly turned the lens over.
Her beautiful broken face appeared in the close-up.
100.1... 0.1 is exceeded!
Yu Yaoyao was dumbfounded, walked off the scale in grief, and quickly stood up again.
"Well, this scale is broken."
"I'm not fat, I really can't get fat..."
Yu Yaoyao chose to ignore this tragedy and build her heart.
But soon, Shen Yichong walked out of the bathroom with his hair wet, and after a while he walked around behind her.
"It's heavy."
He glanced at it and came to a conclusion ruthlessly.
Yu Yaoyao: "!"
She hurriedly covered her small face, and hurriedly touched her body.
"No… "
Shen Yichong's mouth curled up, "The scale is not broken."
"Hey, husband," she looked up pitifully, "my body...must be still developing."
"My breasts are bigger... not fat! Really! I don't believe you touch it!"
Shen Yichong turned around with a black face.
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The trailer for the second issue of "My Wife and Me" was soon posted online.
The program team specially released the editing of Yu Yaoyao being forced by Shen Yichong to prepare for the finals.
In addition to selling the cute spots of the couple, the live broadcast of the final "Stage" has become a hot spot.
Many loyal CP fans of "My Wife and Me" all watched the trailer and asked for the feature film to be played.
Soon there were many spoof clips on the Internet.
[YYY: Dad, I was wrong, don't be angry. 】
[Mr. Shen: Unfinished heart. 】
[Little Bun: I'm not convinced, I want to appear on the camera! 】
Yu Yaoyao's fans couldn't help but cheer for her "Stage" competition.
[I look forward to the live broadcast of the finals! 】
[My sister Y, must be the first! Heroine! Whoa, whoa, I want to see her acting! 】
But under the general trend, there are always some doubts:
[The previous games were all edited and played, who knows if it will be a ghost! 】
[She may have been exposed during the live broadcast! 】
[I guess, the program group has another topic this time, called Beauty Snacks, let her get the first place properly, it's the default! 】
In such a mixed voice, Yu Yaoyao soon ushered in the final of "Stage".
In this game, 500 live spectators and three professional judges voted.
In addition, the game is also broadcast live to conduct off-site voting statistics.
As early as a week ago, Shen Yichong received a live viewing ticket from the program group.
He didn't want to come forward to increase Yu Yaoyao's pressure on the scene.
But almost every day, Shen Rui Baozi would ask before going to bed, "Mom, how long is the game?", "Dad, did you lose the ticket?", "Dad, should I put on my small stool? So I can see Mommy..."
Xiao Baozi knew that he was small, and he couldn't see it even when sitting in an ordinary auditorium.
At one point, he even put on his toy telescope, and specially prepared a small bag. Several days in advance, he packed up all kinds of snacks that Yu Yaoyao liked.
"Mummy is hungry. She has a small pudding and a strawberry-flavored small cake."
"Mummy is tired, there is a big white snake to lean on, and father's arms."
"Mum is thirsty, can drink my little tiger cup paper, she likes watermelon juice!!"
The little bun turned over to his father one by one.
An expression of'Dad, see what else is missing'.
Shen Yichong didn't know what to say anymore.
"Dad, by the way, there are babies with fever, which should be brought. This way, Mommy won't catch a cold!"
Shen Yichong pressed his eyebrows, "Warm baby."
"Yeah! Dad, go get it!" Baozi was very positive.
Shen Yichong didn't say what he didn't want to go to the scene.
Finally, Xiao Baozi even planned what clothes he would wear that day.
He has to wear the brightest red so that Mommy can see his little baby on the stage at a glance!
Shen Yichong was unable to discourage his son's enthusiasm.
On the day of the game, he gave his son a leave of kindergarten for an unprecedented time.
Yu Yaoyao went out at five o'clock in the morning because she had to go to make-up and draw lots in advance.
In order to get his son to sleep for a while, Shen Yichong waited until eight o'clock before taking his son to the stage of the game by car.
On the way there, Xiao Baozi was a little nervous, holding his tablet.
That little look, it was as if he was going to the game by himself.
Shen Yichong could not laugh or cry, "Your mother will behave well."
No matter what, I don't want to worry about my five-year-old son.
But Xiao Baozi did not feel comforted when he heard it, but was even more worried.
"Dad, if mom doesn't get the first place, don't scold her, and don't punish her."
Shen Yichong's temples are aching daily.
Is his image in the heart of his son specifically abusing fucking men
He had thought about it a long time ago, even if she won't be ranked in the end, it doesn't matter.
She wants to act, he invests in a good drama, let her join the group.
"Dad won't."
"As long as your mother works hard and earnestly, no matter what rank she gets, dad won't scold her."
Shen Yichong answered his son sincerely.
The little bun Shen Rui nodded his head immediately.
"Then after today's comparison, Dad will take me and Mommy to eat big lobster~"
Shen Yichong: "..."
This woman brainwashed her son again!
After driving for an hour and a half on the road, the father and son chatted about the daily routine of kindergarten and mommy, and soon they arrived at the stage venue of the program group.
When the car door opened, Shen Yichong took the little bun down to the ground, put him on a small hat and small sunglasses, covering his important facial features, and then safely led his son into the venue.
Five hundred spectators need to check in one by one.
But people like them holding the invitation letter from the program group don't need to line up at the gate, they can walk in directly through the small gate.
But Shen Rui's little bun was led by his father, and after only a few steps, he couldn't move.
His big black eyes flickered, staring at the uncles and aunts who lined up in the lobby, and found that they all had flashing signs and Bangbangs in their hands.
"what is that?"
The little bun directly raised his head and asked his father.
The tender white fingers poked his trouser legs and pointed to the things in everyone's hands.
Shen Yichong has become accustomed to being poked and pulled at the bottom of his pants by the mother and son.
When he looked up, he answered calmly, "Lights, glow sticks."
The little bun blinked, his white and fat little face was at a loss.
"It should be used," Shen Yichong explained to him patiently. "Some fans, who like a certain star, will hold this kind of light sign with their name and support them under the stage. Because the light sign and the glow stick are both It’s very eye-catching, so you can see the star performing on stage at a glance."
The little bun suddenly opened his mouth wide, showing an expression of astonishment.
It turns out that there are such things!
He has been searching for Mommy's video on the tablet, but he has never seen it!
Xiao Baozi's wet eyes became more attached to the people in line.
I wish I could stick my eyes on these light boards one by one!
He can't write Mommy's name.
But I have searched by voice many times, and I look familiar!
He looked around, and immediately bun's face flushed anxiously.
"Dad, there is no Mummy's name here!"
"Dad, we didn't make a light sign for Mommy!"
"Dad, what should I do!"
The little bun asked eagerly for three consecutive times, and he was stunned by the question.
Even, because the bun was in a hurry, his voice was uncontrollably loud, coupled with the almost parallel three consecutive dad questions, it instantly attracted the attention of many people on the scene!
The "Stage" program was a gathering place for fans of several big traffic stars from the beginning.
But since Meng Xinran's imprisonment, with the first episode of the show, Yu Yaoyao's fans turned out to be more than half of the audience.
Many people are actually my Y fans or YY fans.
But none of their light cards are Yu Yaoyao's real name.
So Baozi didn't recognize it.
But when he shouted, he was recognized by fans of "My Wife and Me".
"Hey, is this the little cub?"
"Big White Snake! It's him!"
"It's too cute, do you want to give mommy's son who is holding a lantern?"
"Wow, I want to take a group photo~"
Before the little bun could react, Shen Yichong's face was darkened and he picked him up from the ground.
Under the protection of security, he entered the backstage directly from the small door.
"dad… "
The little bun squeezed his mouth.
"Everyone else has it, Mommy doesn't..."
Listen, don't mention how pitiful it is.
Shen Yichong's mouth twitched.
"Those YYY, with the letter Y, are all your mommy's support."
"Ah... Then we didn't give Mommy a sign, Dad..."
The little bun became even more depressed when he heard it.
Shen Yichong felt big for a while.
"... Let Uncle Lin buy it."
In the end, seeing that there was still half an hour before the start of the game, Shen Lin was sweating, and finally paid a lot of money to find someone to make a light card for Yu Yaoyao (love).
He bought a bunch of colorful glow sticks, and even the delicate one, he cleverly bought two glowing dog ears from the street vendor at the entrance of the stage.
What an assistant needs to do is to fulfill all needs for the boss, even if the boss does not say it.
Sure enough, after Shen Lin returned, Xiao Baozi's eyes narrowed in an instant with a smile.
Especially the two dog ears, which also glowed yellow, looked particularly conspicuous in a group of auditoriums, and he happily put them on.
"Thank you Uncle Lin~"
"This way Mommy can see me when she is far away."
Xiao Baozi's cheeks were red happily.
When you arrive at the conference hall, you wear sunglasses to affect your vision.
Shen Yichong helped him take off his little sunglasses and put on a mask for him. In short, he must cover his son's facial features.
Later, the camera is likely to come to them.
Their seat is the family area.
Shen Yichong sat there, his expression indifferent, as if distinct from the excitement around him.
He has a look on strangers who don't come near, and only when he listens to his son's words does his expression soften.
And for the first time today, Xiao Baozi Shen Rui went to the scene to watch her mother's live performance with so many people.
He used to only be able to watch it on a tablet.
Usually even if I beg my father to take him to see Mommy work, because his kindergarten is late at school, Mommy has already stopped get off work when he went there.
So today, Xiao Baozi watched the staff preparing on stage, he was more excited than anyone else.
Sitting on the bench, the little feet that couldn't fall on the ground swayed happily in the air.
After a while, he would take out his small telescope excitedly and look on the stage.
"Dad, when will Mommy come out?"
"Depending on the draw, your mommy may be the last one to play."
After thinking about it, Shen Yichong replied to his son and helped him tidy up his neckline by the way.
Now Yu Yaoyao's popularity has long surpassed Qiu Dajian, who is second, and even more popular than Meng Xinran before Xuezang.
According to the program routine, she should be the finale.
When the little bun heard the end, he pouted in disappointment.
It's so long...
He immediately turned his body and looked at the small schoolbag on the chair.
Turn it over and watch it carefully for a while.
Shen Yichong couldn't help but faintly reached out and touched his son's head.
"Backstage has everything."
"If your mother is missing something, she will contact us."
He was sour.
As soon as the son turned around, he became Yu Yaoyao's close-fitting padded jacket.
But she probably didn't even know how to change the diaper.
Baozi Shen Rui heard this, but he was relieved, "Then Dad, your phone must be on all the time~"
He doesn't have a cell phone.
Mommy will only call Dad if she has something to do.
He was worried, and took Shen Yichong's hand, and checked whether his mobile phone was on and whether there was a signal.
Shen Yichong was amused and angry again.
The finals officially began live broadcast at nine o'clock in the morning.
From the beginning, the host will take the stage and organize the contestants to draw lots.
Many viewers who have followed "Stage" from beginning to end, as well as fans of the players, stayed in front of the computer for the first time.
Many people are enthusiastic:
[Aw, can't come to the scene, my big sword brother, just want to see you! 】
[YYY, I saw her at a glance! 】
[Hahaha, I just came to see my wife Y~]
[Wow, don’t leave the camera, my Y is so beautiful today! Don't remove the lens! 】
The top twelve players on the stage all stood in turn.
Standing next to Yu Yaoyao was Qiu Dajian, who later firmly occupied the second place.
He is a well-known handsome young man with fresh meat. He is tall, with a handsome face and a pair of dimples when he smiles. He is definitely a kind and handsome brother next door.
Next to Qiu Dajian is Chen Ruixi, who is also known as the little girl in third place.
She looks a bit similar to the Queen of the Queen of Hong Kong in the golden age. Her beautiful eyes have a spirit of spirit. Standing on the stage is a natural scenery.
The other nine contestants who made it to the finals are also outstanding in appearance and temperament.
However, compared with Yu Yaoyao, they all seem to be eclipsed.
I usually watch the contests of each player separately, but the audience hasn't noticed yet.
But today they stand together, almost everyone has to admit a fact.
Yu Yaoyao, she is so beautiful that all other players seem to lose their color!
Because of the topic of the performance, it has not been determined.
Today she is only wearing casual clothes from home, a small yellow flower bud dress with a white knitted cardigan.
The whole body is simple and simple, there are no accessories, and no heavy makeup.
However, she raised her lips to the audience and smiled, but she suddenly became the focus of the audience.
Suddenly, other players with exquisite appearances and outstanding dresses next to her became her foil.
Everyone couldn't help but focus on Yu Yaoyao's body, attracted by her bright smile and beautiful and shiny face.
[I seem to have scolded this beauty before... Khan. 】
[This smile is a bit beautiful, blind me! 】
[She seems to be smiling at someone. 】
The audience quickly followed the moving camera lens and saw a handsome man sitting solemnly under the stage, and a cute little boy wearing a mask while waving to the stage excitedly.
[She is smiling at her husband and children! Ow, Boss Shen! And my cute cubs, oops! 】
[Along the network cable, I want to climb over and snatch this little baby away! 】
[Cute bun with dog ears! What a lovely family of three~]
[Only I think that Mr. Shen's face is serious and his wife and slave in his heart are really too funny? 】
Some viewers of "Stage" still don't know the variety show "My Wife and Me". At the moment, they feel that there is a lot of commentary information on the barrage.
When many people asked curiously on the barrage, they were forced to eat another big wave of Amway.
[Go to see "Wife"! A funny family that is absolutely cute and exploding! 】
[The first period just laughed at me~ I was waiting for the second period, I was boring to watch Yu Yaoyao's finals, I don't want to watch other people!]
[Strong push! Little Zai Zai is my dish! 】
[Mr Shen looks thin when he is dressed, and there is flesh when he undresses; the man on the outside, the wife and slave in the heart, hahahaha! 】
[Blow up this show, I have watched it three times! 】
[Mobile wallpaper has been changed to a screenshot of my house Y is too paralyzed to read the script, la la la~]
A bunch of people recommended crazy on the barrage.
And finally, the draw for the finals of "Stage" was quickly completed in the non-stop barrage.
Unsurprisingly, Yu Yaoyao came in the twelfth place.
Qiu Dajian, first place.
Little girl, sixth.
Zhao Xiaomeng, the eighth...
Soon the host found a man in black to play, and brought each of the players into the little black room one by one.
"Our final form of performance requires each contestant to perform in their own little black room."
"There is nothing in the small black room, only an electronic screen. We will put questions on the screen later."
"Each person will perform according to the topic in turn, and will be voted by the live and live audience."
"There are three sets of questions in total."
"Everyone settle down in the little black house, and we are ready to start."
The live broadcast audience, as well as the audience present, quickly passed the screen and saw the small black room in the background.
The little black house is just a small independent room.
There are only four empty walls, a chair to sit on, and a question screen.
Soon, Yu Yaoyao's fans were the first to laugh in the barrage.
[This chair must be specially found for my family Y, right? 】
[Hahaha, standing tired... Your legs will feel unconscious, you have to sit... and lean on your back...]
[Props master, you must have only heard half of it! My goddess sister actually prefers to lie down! Recliner, or bed, you understand! 】
When Shen Yichong was on the scene, his sleeves suddenly tightened.
When he lowered his head, he found that the little bun gently grabbed his clothes again.
There was a little mourning on the little guy's face.
Finally, I came to the scene and made a bright light sign, but Mommy was taken to the inner room to perform again.
The twelve rooms are played in sequence again.
He couldn't always see Mommy's performance.
Xiao Baozi wrote all his emotions on his frustrated little face.
Shen Yichong immediately understood it.
"When it's over, dad asks the show team to follow up all the videos."
"In a while, your mommy will definitely be on stage again, and you can see her performing live."
Shen Yichong didn't know the competition method of the program group beforehand, so he could only comfort his son as much as possible.
The little bun Shen Rui nodded sensibly, and looked at the screen obediently and seriously, as if he was afraid of missing Mommy's performance.
Shen Yichong held the little bun and let him sit on his lap, so that he could clearly see the screen without being obscured by the uncle in front.
And soon, with the whistle that created a tense atmosphere at the scene, the screen picture cut to the first room.
Xiao Baozi also raised his head nervously.
A problem immediately appeared on the electronic screen in the first Qiu Dajian room.
#Within one minute, tell a joke and shed tears. #
In an instant, the audience was quiet.
All the audience who saw the topic were shocked.
The crying scene is not new to the young newcomer actors who came from the class.
But telling jokes and crying, what the hell is it
When everyone was stunned, Qiu Dajian's face was obviously sluggish.
However, the timer did not give him a chance to be in a daze.
One minute countdown, it has fallen to 58 seconds!
Qiu Dajian cursed.
He suddenly lowered his head, and it took two or three seconds before he raised his head again.
In front of the screen and the camera lens, speaking very slowly, the first sentence of the joke was spoken.
"Once upon a time... there were... mountains..."
It took him nearly twenty seconds to finish speaking these words.
However, when the word "mountain" was spoken, tears appeared in his eyes.
Seeing that the time was about to be cleared at last, he spoke the entire joke in the last five seconds at a rapid rate of speech.
Tears have already flowed out.
[Dajian, you are too smart! Mom loves you! 】
[My brother is so beautiful~]
[He looks so handsome in tears, it makes my wife feel distressed~]
The big sword fan on the barrage was very excited.
Even the audience was applauded with warm applause, giving back to Qiu Dajian's wit and wonderful performance.
Shen Yichong glanced, then glanced at Shen Lin next to him.
"Is he going to quit?"
Shen Lin was stunned, but quickly responded, "I'll follow up."
Immediately, Qiu Dajian's performance was over, and the room screen switched to the next one.
This time, with the same problem, the second female player flushed with anxiety. In the end, not only did the joke stammer, but she also failed to cry.
On the contrary, after one minute arrived, she seemed to realize that her performance was extremely poor, and she cried out emotionally, which made people sigh.
…
One player after another, everyone is quite strenuous to complete this problem.
On the one hand, there is a time limit, and the scene of the game is surrounded by cameras. The players are nervous and not easy to cry.
On the other hand, the humor of jokes and the sad emotions that need to be brewed for crying are contrary to the difficulty of the crying scene.
But soon after the fans were waiting, the camera arrived at Yu Yaoyao's room.
Her smooth and beautiful face suddenly appeared on the big screen and the live broadcast, causing a beautiful flashing of the screen.
However, she was obviously surprised when she saw the topic in front of her.
[Oh, let’s eat it, let’s live broadcast! 】
[To be honest, Yu Yaoyao can't be the first in terms of acting skills! 】
[Waiting for a good show! 】
The negative voice suddenly emerged.
The YY fan on the barrage just wanted to riot and kill these provocative guys, only to find that Yu Yaoyao's beautiful little face on the screen was filled with tears.
Instead, they stayed!
Putting it on the keyboard, the fingers that are about to curse are all stopped!
"a joke."
"Tell a joke."
Yu Yaoyao read the title text on the screen seriously and seriously, and her tears fell like a broken pearl.
"I'm done."
She stopped and wiped her tears.
All the audience also paused and rubbed their ears.
Then, half-rate—
There is a shocking haha body, swiping the screen on the barrage.
[Sao operation, hahaha! 】
【V5!】