#Within one minute, tell a joke and cry. #
Judging from the text of the title, there is no problem with Yu Yaoyao's Sao operation.
However, she didn't mean it.
Mainly, if she wants to tell a poignant and romantic love story, or a fairy tale that she reads to a bun every day, she is still a bit manipulable.
But a joke... She really knows nothing.
When she was at the zoo, she didn't like to watch internet jokes.
There was no joke in her mind.
In order to pass the game, she can only do this.
When she thinks that if she loses, the first question will fail. She vowed to fly first as she said to her husband Diamond before, and she felt a cold wind whistling!
Diamond husband, she will definitely punish her!
Before asking her to prepare for the game, she also said that it must be fine!
If she loses, she not only dreamed of flying the big lobster for a few days, but also halved the snacks in the future!
Thinking of this, she felt sad and couldn't help but tears were streaming down...
Suddenly, the live broadcast room exploded!
[Nothing wrong! It's a joke, haha! 】
【Ok, Ok! 】
[Is there any disease in front? This can pass, it's definitely a shady show! 】
[This is a joke she said! ? I want to send a knife to the show team! 】
The contentious comment suddenly swept the screen.
Shen Yichong, who was in the audience, also realized a serious problem, and wrung his eyebrows deeply.
"Shen Lin, you arranged for the company's artist basics to follow up the advanced course, let her go."
This kind of clever answer is indeed controversial.
Shen Lin immediately took out the work tablet and recorded it.
The little bun looked at the screen worriedly and couldn't help asking, "Dad, is mom going to learn how to tell jokes?"
Shen Yichong touched his head, his eyes dark.
"Your mother still has a lot to learn, if... she wants to be the queen of the entertainment industry."
After hearing this, the little bun looked at the screen sympathetically and nodded, "I know, it's like I went to kindergarten, and I have to go to elementary school... It will take many years to go to school..."
With that said, he seemed to feel a little bitter as well, and looked at Mommy with empathy.
While they were talking, the host also announced the end of the voting.
The audience vote, and the judges' vote combined, this round, eliminated two players who had not even successfully brewed tears.
Yu Yaoyao's ranking temporarily fell to fifth.
The little bun made a fist nervously.
Watching the rankings on the big screen eagerly.
"Mommy, it's more than two thousand votes away from the first place..."
He was a little anxious, and his little butt couldn't sit still.
Shen Yichong looked at the screen and twisted his eyebrows.
But immediately the big screen cut out the small pictures of each player in the small black room.
Others are walking around in empty rooms, or sitting peacefully in chairs.
Only Yu Yaoyao is eating her spicy bar!
I don't know if she didn't notice that the camera was still shooting live, or if she had completely released herself.
She took out a small packet of spicy strips from the small pocket of her dress.
He opened his mouth and spit out his tongue, and couldn't stop eating every bite.
Shen Yichong looked at it for a while, and felt ashamed to continue watching.
Why didn't he notice a bulge of her skirt in the morning!
The little bun yelled, turned around and flipped through his small backpack, and found that he had brought the wrong snack.
"Mommy, don't you like small pudding anymore?"
His eyes blinked, and he was also full of curiosity about the spicy strip in Yu Yaoyao's hand.
"Dad, Mommy seems to be eating deliciously, what's that?"
Shen Yichong pressed his eyebrows.
He does not allow this kind of junk food into the house.
But... Recently, Yu Yaoyao learned to shop online.
In the past, she would ask Madam Zhang or the housekeeper to buy what she wanted, and she could get it with one order.
But recently, it seems that he bought her flowers that time, which inspired her.
Since the indescribable'Xiao Yao No. 2', she has been somewhat obsessed with online shopping.
Eighty percent is taught by Ni Yi!
"You can't eat that food, it's not good for your health."
"Your mother is too greedy."
Xiao Baozi widened his eyes in surprise, "Is it the same as the instant noodles that Dad doesn't allow me to eat?"
Shen Yichong nodded helplessly.
In the black eyes of Xiao Baozi, an expression of envy was instantly revealed.
He even smashed his mouth, as if the saliva was about to flow out.
"Dad, when I grow up, can I eat a piece of it? I... just taste it."
Shen Yichong took a deep breath, feeling a little pain in his lungs.
However, the netizens have cramps after scanning the barrage, and they almost laughed.
[I'm not convinced by this show, so I will convince my sister Y! 】
[I have a hunch that my Y is going to endorse a dragon's spicy bar soon! 】
[Finally, after the pudding, do you have to start with the little cuteness of me! 】
[Looking a bit greedy! But to be honest, I think the pigeon pigeon tofu skin is more fragrant, spicy and more delicious! Sister Y, give it a try! 】
[The first time I saw such a down-to-earth female artist! 】
Yu Yaoyao still didn't know her little action, which made the fans laugh.
Otherwise, she will definitely explain.
Originally, she didn't bring any snacks out of the house today. After all, the little bun said that she brought them all with her.
But who would have thought that Zhao Xiaomeng would give her a packet of small spicy strips as soon as she walked backstage.
She hasn't eaten it, but she has always heard about it, always wanted to eat it, and never had it.
So, after the performance, she couldn't hold back.
Sure enough, she tasted the first bite, and her delicate face turned into a spicy color!
So spicy... but so delicious!
This is a salty and strong taste that has never been seen in nature!
Sitting on the stool silently, she ate a packet of small spicy noodles, chewing slowly one by one, cherishing the taste that every bite left in her mouth.
In the end, she hissed after eating, fanning her mouth with her little hand, which made the netizens and the audience think she was too cute.
They admired her prosperous beauty in eating spicy strips, and they drooled desperately. Many people were decisive and couldn't help their hands to place a new order!
Even the little bun was looking at Mommy, and his big watery eyes were all written that he wanted to taste it.
But he glanced at his father and knew that his father would not agree with him to eat, so he stared at Mommy eagerly to eat, imagining the taste of this stuff.
In such a situation where the atmosphere was almost full of spicy notes, the host finally announced the start of the second round.
But it may be that the judges watched Yu Yaoyao eating too happily, and did not have the tension and calmness before the performance.
Chen Qiao's eyes flashed, and he approached Director Zhou Zhu and whispered a few words.
Soon Zhou Zhou nodded and picked up the microphone.
"This round starts with Yu Yaoyao first."
"So everyone's waiting time is similar."
As soon as he said this, the director team naturally had no opinion.
However, Shen Yichong frowned and looked at the panel of judges, and his cold eyes fell on Chen Qiao.
"Okay, then please be prepared for Yu Yaoyao in room twelfth."
"The topic will be announced soon."
The big screen at the scene was immediately locked in her room!
I saw that she was still wiping her mouth with a paper towel, and even tried to go out and throw out the rubbish packaged in small spicy strips, but she was shocked when she was named.
In a blink of an eye, the question board of her little black room lit up!
There appeared a line, very... long title, and the text was still long on the side!
The audience at the scene, as well as the audience in the live broadcast room, knew the truth of this topic one step earlier than her.
The photographic picture turns.
Director Zhou Zhuo picked up an old notebook on the desk.
Let an audience behind him turn a page at will.
Dao Zhou smiled and took the notebook back, and shook it in front of the camera.
"What I'm talking about now, the players in the little black room can't hear you, right?"
The host then bent his mouth, "I can't hear you."
Director Zhou showed a satisfied look.
"I heard the director of the show say that many netizens are questioning the fairness of the show."
"This matter was originally out of my control, but I saw someone said that the judges also took money from a certain boss and they were bought out."
As he said, he glanced at the side audience.
The audience suddenly smiled and looked in the direction he was looking.
Shen Yichong, holding his son, instantly became the focus of everyone's attention.
With a somewhat indifferent expression, he was very resolute, and nodded respectfully at Zhou Zhuan.
Zhou Zhuan also smiled and waved to him, "So I want to give myself innocence, and I also want to innocent a certain boss. The title of the program group, whether there was shady before, I don't know, but today everyone can see it."
"This book is a video clip that I have recorded since I entered the industry."
"I just invited an audience member at random and turned to a page for me, so I will use this page as the title."
As he spoke, he began to read.
The writing on the notebook also zoomed in as the lens zoomed in.
"Coincidentally, this is also a crying scene."
Zhou Zhuan glanced, and his smile grew stronger.
Upon hearing the crying scene, the audience was a little boiled.
I was crying before. Yu Yaoyao cried so fast and had so many tears. This scene was another crying scene. How difficult would it be for her
This is the hard-core sub-question!
Zhou Qian seemed to have not heard the commotion at the scene, and continued to read the notebook in his hand.
"She was drinking, she was not drunk in one sip, she was slightly drunk after two sips, and three sips, tears were already in her eyes."
"The tears were in my eyes, but they wanted to drip but didn't flow..."
"After drinking the fourth sip, tears were in my eyes, and one slowly slipped down, along with the pain, hatred and regret, along the cheek..."
"After drinking the fifth sip, my eyes burned coldly, and I sighed with the injustice of the heavens. Although my face is not old, my heart is cold."
While he was reading, everyone could see that in the small black room that he had already turned the camera to, lines of words appeared on the inscription board.
The audience at the scene could still see that beside the stage, a stenographer was quickly typing on the keyboard.
The questions that appeared in the shady scene are exactly the same.
Amazingly, Director Zhou Zhuan read it out!
It's all silent!
The barrage in the live broadcast room was suddenly empty.
But instead, a bigger wave broke out!
[Fuck, am I on the wrong stage! Is this reading poems or acting? 】
[I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it! Is this someone capable of performing? 】
[Nima, Director Zhou, report the source of this scene, oh, oh, I want to see it, what kind of fairy drama is this! 】
[It’s a big game, the show group! 】
[Sister Y, shit, don't wipe your mouth... Come out and call Zhou Dao! 】
[Yu Yaoyao has a pill! Hehe, I just said that at least the director of the judges is fair! 】
[Awesome, if Yu Yaoyao can perform, I will buy a hundred packets of potato chips she endorsed now and eat it! 】
[Witness the large-scale face-slapped scene! The bench! 】