I need your tits.
What a simple sentence, but it contains so much information. Xiao Qiao suddenly thought of something, and her face, ears and neck all turned red. She was stunned and couldn't speak for a long time.
"Xiao Qiao, I really need your breasts." Xia Lei repeated it again, his eyes straight and his tone sincere.
Only then did Xiao Qiao come back to her senses. Her voice was small and trembling, "Husband, you... what are you talking about? We, we haven't saluted yet, we can't... we can't do that."
Xia Lei knew where she was thinking. He suppressed his laughter and kept his serious look, "Xiao Qiao, my wife, where are you thinking of?"
"I..." Xiao Qiao's face turned redder.
Xia Lei said: "I need your milk, because your milk is very important to me."
"Then, I can't touch it for you." Xiao Qiao said.
Xia Lei, "..."
Why does she always think that way? They are so serious, and they are talking about such important things!
"You, please stop talking. If you say it again, I will get angry and ignore you." Xiao Qiao said timidly, unable to match Xia Lei's eyes. With her shy and sweet look, she wouldn't be angry even if Xia Lei said it ten times.
"Xiao Qiao, my wife, you misunderstood." Xia Lei explained patiently: "I don't want to touch... um, I mean the kind of milk that is used to feed children. You express it for me to drink. I need it. Your milk, after drinking your milk, I no longer have to worry about the Yin Tieyi breaking, and I no longer have to worry about the monster in the misty canyon."
Xiao Qiao was stunned again.
Xia Lei said: "There are some things I can't explain to you, but please believe me, everything I say is true. Your breasts are really, really important to me. I need your breasts." He then added , "Well, it's the milk that feeds children."
Xiao Qiangqiao finally understood, but he was still very confused, "Husband, I... I am still a young girl. How can I give you the milk to feed your child? Even if you have it, we have to give birth to a big gift. After the same roommate gave birth to a child, Only then."
Xia Lei said: "No need, as long as you agree, then I can hypnotize your body, and your body will enter the lactation period and start producing milk."
"Is this okay?" Xiao Qiao looked dumbfounded.
Xia Lei nodded, "Yes, as long as you agree, will you help me?"
Xiao Qiao said: "You are my husband, of course I am willing to help you, but..."
"Just what?"
Xiao Qiao made some ink before saying: "This is inconsistent with etiquette and law. We haven't given a big ceremony yet. I am a yellow flower girl. I don't even have children but I have breast milk. How do you want me to meet people? What will others think of me?" "
It’s etiquette again.
Xia Lei had a headache, "This matter is extremely urgent for me, can't you be accommodating?"
Xiao Qiao shook his head decisively, "No."
"Then how can you promise me?"
"We will bow down and become a real couple. At that time, I will not only produce milk for you, but I will also give birth to children for you." Xiao Qiao said. After saying this, her face, ears and neck all turned red again, and she didn't Dare to look at Xia Lei, looking extremely embarrassed.
Xia Lei nodded without even thinking, "Okay, let's do the big ceremony now!"
"Now?"
"Now." Xia Lei couldn't wait. For him, starting the evolution in the world of death even one minute earlier is a good thing. On the contrary, eating even for a minute would be a bad thing for her and him.
"I, I have to prepare. Marriage is such a trivial matter." Xiao Qiao said.
"What do I need to prepare?"
"Don't we have to prepare the bridal chamber, the dress, and the witnesses?" Xiao Qiao said.
Xia Lei thought for a moment and then said: "You go and prepare the dress, and I will prepare the wedding room."
"Then I'm going to invite Magu and the elders of the clan, and I'll leave all the troublesome matters to you." Xiao Qiao said and left. It was not difficult to see that she was actually quite anxious.
After Xiao Qiao left, Xia Lei couldn't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly, "Damn, I'm getting married again..."
Xiao Qiao is his 13th wife. Thinking about this number, you can understand how he feels at this moment.
Marrying a wife for milk, and then falling in love for a long time, has he fallen into this vicious cycle, and he is so stuck that he cannot extricate himself.
After being in a daze for a while, Xia Lei entered Xiao Qiao's house and began to clean up and decorate his and Xiao Qiao's wedding room. Xiao Qiao's room is actually very clean, and he doesn't need to clean it at all. However, there are still things that he needs to do, such as the bright red candles used in the marriage ceremony, the 囍 and so on.
"Sister." Daqiao Qiao's voice came from outside the house.
Xia Lei, who was placing a pair of red candles, said, "Come in."
Da Qiao opened the door and saw the word "囍" on the window and mosquito net. She was stunned for a moment, "Long, what are you..."
Xia Lei said with a smile: "Sister, I'm going to bow down to Xiao Qiao and become a real husband and wife. Xiao Qiao went to invite Magu and the elders of the clan. I will be responsible for decorating the wedding room. You come back just in time. I don’t know much about this, please help me.”
Da Qiao was still there, with a confused expression on his face.
"elder sister?"
Only then did Da Qiao come back to his senses, "Didn't you say that we will get married with a grand ceremony in three months? Why do we have to..."
Xia Lei smiled and said, "Yes, today, love is regardless of time, age and race, today and three months later."
"Love does not distinguish between time, age and race..." Da Qiao muttered softly, with a smile blooming at the corner of his mouth, "What you said is so nice, I just said it to you, let me help you."
Xia Lei felt ashamed secretly in his heart. He concluded the marriage in such a hurry just because he urgently needed the milk of Xiao Qiao's past. But he can't tell Da Qiao for such a reason, right
After a while, Xiao Qiao led a group of people over here, including Magu and the elders of the clan. A group of people were in high spirits, chatting and laughing, but Xiao Qiao was the only one who was busy on his way, his face red again and again. This is for shame.
"General Qingyu, congratulations. You have married a good husband. The Dragon King likes you very much. You will be blessed in the future." Magu joked, holding a package in her hand. The package contained the dresses that Xiao Qiao and Xia Lei needed to wear to worship heaven and earth. As a senior professional matchmaker, it is not difficult to get two sets of outfits for marriage.
Xiao Qiao said with some embarrassment, "Ma Gu, please stop making fun of me."
Magu smiled and said: "What kind of teasing is this? I just made a matchmaking with you, and you are going to get married in just a short time. Isn't it true that the Dragon King likes you very much?"
"Our Xiao Qiao is so handsome, it seems that the Dragon King can't wait." An elder in one group said with a smile.
The crowd burst into laughter.
Xiao Qiao was extremely embarrassed, but she didn't dare to refute. She couldn't tell these people that my husband wanted to drink my milk, so she was rushing to marry late, right
The ceremony of the wedding is very simple. They worship the heaven and earth, worship the elders, then face each other, and finally send them to the bridal chamber.
After the door of the wedding room was closed, Xia Lei walked towards Xiao Qiao who was sitting on the bedside.
Xiao Qiao, wearing a bright red hijab, sat quietly on the edge of the bed. She was very nervous, and she twisted a snow-white handkerchief in her hand with her hands. The handkerchief was wrinkled by her.
Xia Lei came to Xiao Qiao's side, called her "ma'am" softly, and then took off Xiao Qiao's hijab. A face as beautiful as a peach blossom was revealed, with a small and delicate nose and a small red mouth. With specially made-up makeup, she lost a bit of the heroic aura of "General Qingyu", but a bit more of a woman's gentleness and charm. , incomparable beauty.
Xiao Qiao lowered her head, not daring to look at Xia Lei, and continued to twist the white shooter's handkerchief in her hand without saying anything.
Xia Lei continued to look for topics, "Madam, you are so beautiful."
Xiao Qiao still didn't speak and didn't look at Xia Lei.
Xia Lei said patiently: "Madam, why are you always twisting that veil? Stop playing with the veil and let's talk."
Xiao Qiao finally raised his head and glanced at Xia Lei, his voice as low as a mosquito's whisper, "This is not for fun, but... for padding."
Xia Lei was stunned for a moment, "Is it used as a cushion? What to cushion? We don't have any tables or stools at home, so we need to use them as cushions, right?" Then he moved his eyes to see if any of the tables or stools were missing a corner.
Xiao Qiao burst out laughing.
Xia Lei turned to look at her, "Madam, why are you laughing?"
"Stupid." Xiao Qiao moved his buttocks, put the white handkerchief under his buttocks, and said, "Do you understand?"
Xia Lei shook his head.
"Ouch." Xiao Qiao rolled his eyes at Xia Lei, stood up, leaned close to Xia Lei's ear, and whispered: "That's for the newlywed wife to receive the wedding ceremony as Duke Zhou."
The courtesy of the Duke of Zhou is an implicit way of talking about sex with the ancients.
Xia Lei, "..."
That's why she held a white handkerchief in her hand. It's unclear whether it's dirty or dirty when you figure it out.
"Husband."
"Um?"
"Are we just going to stand like this?" Xiao Qiao said.
Everyone has hinted at this. As a man, can you still not understand? But facing such a great beauty from the Three Kingdoms, Xia Lei had a bitter smile on his lips, "Madam, I'm afraid I won't be able to perform the courtesy of Duke Zhou with you today."
"You..." Xiao Qiao's expression suddenly dimmed, "Why? Husband, you... did you marry me late just to get my breasts?"
Xia Lei hugged her in his arms, "Madam, believe me, I really want to pay you the courtesy of Zhou Gong, but you should know that I can't take off the Yin Iron Clothes on my body. You can't even break a hole if you think about it." How can I salute you if you need to keep your mouth shut?"
Only then did Xiao Qiao realize, "What should we do?"
Xia Lei's eyes moved to her towering breasts, "Drink the milk first. I think I can bow after a few days."
Xiao Qiao lay down on her bed and closed her eyes, "Husband, come and drink."
Xia Lei, "..."
However, as long as she agrees, the next thing will be easy to handle.
Xia Lei leaned forward, kissed her lips, and then sent a trace of soul energy into her brain.
Xiao Qiao's body was trembling slightly, and she never dared to open her eyes...