Boom, boom, boom.
Xia Lei knocked on the door three times and waited quietly.
"Who is it?" Da Qiao's voice came from the door.
Xia Lei said aloud: "It's me, sister."
"Who are you?" Da Qiao's voice.
Xia Lei, "..."
He married Xiao Qiao because he hugged Xiao Qiao in broad daylight under extraordinary circumstances, and Xiao Qiao also used her mouth to plug the cracks in the Yin Iron Clothes on his chest. Those were Xiao Qiao's The reason why I had to marry him. If it weren't for these reasons, it wouldn't be so easy for him to marry Xiao Qiao. Contact, familiarity, attraction, and nurturing of feelings will lead to marriage discussions after the two are in love. This process will take at least half a year, right
But he didn't have time. In any case, he couldn't spend half a year picking up girls like normal people, and then get married and drink milk.
But if he wants to drink Da Qiao's milk now, there is no reason why she has to marry him, and there is also the obstacle of secular etiquette, so the difficulty can be imagined.
But he has never been one to be afraid of difficulties, so he faced them head on.
The door opened, and Da Qiao appeared behind the door. She was dressed in plain clothes and a long skirt, with bright eyes and white teeth, a shy beauty, and the word "beautiful" engraved from head to toe.
After opening the door, Da Qiao said nothing and deliberately avoided Xia Lei's eyes. She actually knew it was Xia Lei knocking on her door. She was afraid to see him, but she opened the door. This is her contradiction, Xia Lei is the spear and she is the shield.
Xia Lei smiled and said, "Sister, won't you invite me in to sit down?"
Only then did Da Qiao get out of the way, but he stared at the piece of cloth in Xia Lei's hand and asked curiously: "Dragon King, what are you doing with a piece of cloth?"
Xia Lei walked in and said as he walked: "Sister, I heard from Xiao Qiao that you are a good worker, and I need a new dress, so I asked my sister to cut this piece of cloth for me and sew me a dress. Bar."
"Ah?" Da Qiao was stunned for a moment, and then said in a panic: "That won't work. Xiao Qiao is also good at female work. She is your wife. You should ask her to do this kind of thing. You ask me..."
"What's wrong with you?" Xia Lei looked straight into her eyes.
Da Qiao took a breath and seemed to have made some kind of decision, "This is not appropriate. Take the cloth back, I won't sew it for you."
Xia Lei casually placed the black cloth he brought on the table and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't sew it for me. This cloth is good. You can make yourself a set of clothes."
Da Qiao glanced at the piece of cloth again, with a look of disgust on his face, "How can a woman wear all black? I don't want it."
As a result, Xia Lei couldn't find a topic. He had a headache. From the conversation between her and Xiao Qiao, he knew that she obviously liked him and was close to him, but when he came close to her and made a special trip to flirt with her, she was very reserved, and her words and deeds were... Be restrained by etiquette and refuse to take that step.
Da Qiao also fell silent, unable to find anything to say. Xia Lei made her nervous, but she seemed to like that feeling very much and liked having him around, even if she was embarrassed and nervous. She knew that if she asked Xia Lei to leave her room, he would definitely leave, but she couldn't. It's still a contradiction, Xia Lei is the spear and she is the shield.
"Sister, I..." Xia Lei broke the silence.
"What?" Da Qiao said in a small voice, lowering his head and looking at his toes.
"I...it's nothing."
A trace of disappointment flashed in Da Qiao's eyes, and she didn't know why.
Xia Lei secretly cursed himself for the useless words, but he also knew very well that the girl he wanted to pick up was the girl from the Three Kingdoms period, not the modern girl. The broken hands he was good at were useless in front of a woman like Da Qiao. This is a famous lady from the Three Kingdoms who truly regards money as dirt. As long as she nods her head, she will have no problem eating chaff or wild vegetables with you. If she doesn't nod, it's useless even if you give her gold and silver. She also doesn't like romantic methods, and romantic methods of picking up girls will be eclipsed in her years. Therefore, the words "I like you" that he originally planned to say were swallowed alive under all these scruples.
"Well, Dragon King, if nothing goes wrong, please come back. You and I have different identities, and it's not the same thing if you always stay in my boudoir." Da Qiao said, and then added, "Well, the cloth is also Take it back."
This is an eviction order.
Xia Lei opened the tree robe a little, revealing his chest that was blasted by Shen Yue Ruyi, with a resentful expression of his father not loving his mother, and his wife being disgusted, "Sister, look, my battle clothes are all in tatters like this Now, can you bear to let me expose myself and even face a powerful enemy?"
Da Qiao's eyes fell on Xia Lei's breasts, which were as white as jade but as strong as discus. He only glanced at them and looked away in panic, with a blush on his face, "You, you Cover it up quickly, you are exposing your breasts in front of my sister... If you continue to treat me like this, I will, I will leave here!"
Fortunately, I won't die for you.
If she hangs on a branch like Xiao Qiao, things will go wrong.
Xia Lei's head was already several times bigger, but facing a chaste and fierce woman like Da Qiao, romantic methods were useless, and he didn't dare to use force on her. It was the first time for him to pick up a girl so hard. In front of Da Qiao, he began to wonder if he was an ugly guy. Otherwise, why can’t things that were easily done before be done now
The super brain is running rapidly, looking for reasons and solutions. His brain even began to simulate the conversation between him and Da Qiao, what kind of words to say, what kind of actions to do to attract her, to win her favor, etc.
Da Qiao picked up the piece of black cloth and stuffed it into Xia Lei's hand, "Dragon King, please come back. If you don't leave, I really don't know how to deal with myself."
But at this moment, there was a sudden "ding" in Xia Lei's head, and a flash of light flew inexplicably from his super brain, as bright as a pop.
"Hey!" Xia Lei sighed, turned and walked towards the door.
Da Qiao's lips moved, as if he wanted to stop him, but in the end he didn't say what he wanted to say.
"One is Langyuan Immortal, and the other is Beautiful Jade. If there is no romance, we will meet him again in this life; if there is romance, how come all the worries will be empty in the end?" Xia Lei muttered as he walked, his voice full of sadness. , and magnetism.
"Dragon King, this is..." Da Qiao couldn't help shouting.
Xia Lei looked back at her, his eyes full of sadness trapped by love, "Sister, this is just gossip I made out of emotion. If you're bothering me, I'll leave now."
If Cao Xueqin was also intercepted in Middle-earth and heard Xia Lei reciting his poems, he might jump up and fight with Xia Lei.
This was the aura that flashed through Xia Lei's super brain, an aura as bright as a meteor.
Xiao Qiao is a martial artist and likes unparalleled heroes, and he is the father among the unparalleled heroes. Therefore, the union between him and Xiao Qiao can happen naturally as long as there is such an opportunity, but Da Qiao is different. Although Da Qiao is also known as General Yunxia, his martial arts are mediocre and showy, and he cannot go on the battlefield at all. In China, every time he was ordered to go on an expedition, it was Xiao Qiao who led the soldiers of Wancheng to fight on the battlefield, not Da Qiao. She is actually a gentle, virtuous, well-educated and typical literary and talented woman, not a martial arts woman. So, if you want to pursue such a woman, how can you do it if you don’t know some erotic poetry
Money can't attract her, and unparalleled martial arts can't attract her, so only literary talent can attract her.
He is not a poet, and he cannot write poetry, but he is a person from the earth in the 21st century. If he cannot write poetry, has he never read poetry? Just carry it!
Da Qiao looked at Xia Lei blankly, and murmured in her little mouth, "One is Langyuan Immortal, and the other is Beautiful Jade. If there is no romance, I will meet him again in this life; if there is a romance, what's on my mind?" Finally disappearing? This... I... you... "
It has to be said that the poems by Cao Xueqin that Xia Lei picked were just right, somewhat in line with his and Da Qiao's current situation. Baoyu is in love, and Daiyu is also interested, but they just can't be together. Now he wanted to pursue her, but she kept sticking to secular etiquette and could never take that step. How many foolish men and resentful women have been harmed by the word "fate"
Xia Lei continued to walk towards the door, and recited another poem casually, "Ask the world, what is love? It teaches life and death to promise each other. Traveling from the north to the south, the old wings have experienced the cold and heat several times. Joy is fun, parting is bitter, and there is even more infatuation. Sons and daughters. Your words should be spoken. Who are the shadows going to in the distant clouds and dusk snow on thousands of mountains?"
"Dragon King, you..." At this moment, Da Qiao's eyes changed when he looked at Xia Lei, and there was a little more water in his dark eyes.
Xia Lei kept walking and had already reached the door.
"Dragon." Da Qiao had no idea that her title had lost an honorific and added a sense of intimacy, "Did you say this out of your mouth again?"
Xia Lei looked back at her and said, "Sister, have you heard anyone read it elsewhere?"
Da Qiao shook his head.
Of course she had never heard anyone read it, because the person who wrote the poem had not yet been born.
Xia Lei grinned, "I'm sorry for disturbing my sister's peace. I just expressed my feelings. Sister, don't mind, I'm leaving."
After saying that, he opened the door and left, leaving behind a lonely figure.
But Da Qiao was still there, muttering the poem that Xia Lei had just read, "Ask the world, what is love? Directly teach life and death to each other. Traveling from the south to the north... What is the next sentence? Oh, damn, how can I I forgot to copy it down. This is the most beautiful poem I have ever heard. I never expected that such a powerful person could have such literary talent... "
She didn't realize that her cheeks were already as red as rouge.
Xia Lei walked forward for a while, looked back, and felt a little depressed, "Why don't you chase him out? It doesn't make sense."
He waited for several minutes, but Da Qiao still didn't catch up.
This unscientific.
At this moment, the Lord suddenly felt a shock.
Xia Lei injected a trace of soul energy and activated the energy brand in the master. A holographic projection emerged from his wrist, which was Think Tank Amido.
"My master, please come to the Tongque Palace. Our reconnaissance robot has sent back information!" Think Tank Amido's voice was a little excited.
"I'll be here right away!" Xia Lei strode toward the direction of the Tongque Palace.
A few minutes after he left, Da Qiao walked out of her door and looked around, "Where is the person?"