Hojo Natsuki was confused.
The sudden kiss made him feel uncomfortable. His face felt slightly hot and he took a step back, thinking about what the other person meant.
Apparently, whenever Hojo Natsuki thought, the frog god laughed.
Sometimes we can successfully communicate with each other, but most of the time it goes smoothly and according to our hearts.
Take a bite of the ice. What do you think? Take a bite of the ice. What do you think? …
He generously handed over the iced Americano: "Here."
He added: "A love of chewing ice may be a sign of iron deficiency."
Kurosawa Jin was so angry that he laughed.
He looked at Hojo Natsuki for a long while with a playful and cold expression, and said, "Get lost."
Although Hojo Natsuki was used to it, he still couldn't help wondering why someone could be so unhappy every day, so he complained: "Why do you always curse at me? Your attitude is so bad."
"oh."
The other party ignored him again.
Hojo Natsuki was wondering while seriously considering what conditions would be needed to impress a Top Killer.
Gin is no longer the helpless and irritable kid he used to be. Materially, he now has everything he needs. His sniping skills have reached the highest level, and he is no longer as dependent on the simulated shooting range as he was when he was young, which he might not use for two months.
But that attitude shows that the other person really has something he or she desires, and you can give it to him or her.
He didn't think in the direction of distraction at all.
Because the formula is wrong.
To put it nicely, Hojo Natsuki is a person with a strong learning ability. He is very good at imitating, gaining experience from known cases, summarizing methodology, and using it for his own benefit.
This means that when faced with a completely unfamiliar situation, his first reaction is to mobilize his memory, search for similar situations, and refer to other people's reference plans.
A frequency division interface appeared in front of me. On the left was Kurosawa Jin, and on the right was a clip from a cheesy TV drama that I had occasionally glimpsed in the past.
On the left, Kurosawa Jin kissed him and said something suggestive, telling him that he could be a graduate student tutor, but with conditions. He didn't say what he wanted, but just asked, "What do you think?"
On the right, the wife in a cheesy TV show says to her husband: "Honey, buy me this and wear your favorite dress at night."
Hojo Natsuki nodded and thought to himself: "Exactly the same." - However, he had to guess the conditions of this person.
A quacking heart, a needle at the bottom of the pond.
It's too hard to guess.
He opened the shopping mall interfaces of [Simulation Management] and [Cultivation] respectively, scrolled down, and looked at them for a long time, eliminating them one by one and passing them one by one. Finally, he felt that this guy might really want a nuclear bomb.
After all, he is the leader of a transnational criminal group, and the transition to a terrorist is not a big leap between industries, and the requirements for personal qualities and skills are also similar...
"Nuclear bombs are not allowed." Hojo Natsuki refused again cautiously.
Kurosawa Jin: “?”
Kurosawa Jin: “…”
The other party said nothing, his expression was indifferent, but he clearly stated a few words: "Psycho."
Hojo Natsuki couldn't figure it out.
He doesn't understand.
For the rest of the evening, he kept coming up with guesses - "Want a rocket launcher?", "Want a new gun?", "Want to go out and play?", "Want to directly inherit the organization or the toy factory?", "Buy a new car? Rolls-Royce or Mercedes-Benz?", "Do you want an amphibious tricycle? That's a bit difficult."... There were so many ideas and broad thoughts, it was really annoying.
Seeing that Kurosawa Jin's face was getting more and more gloomy, Hojo Natsuki stopped talking.
But it's really depressing.
He felt that he had laid out all the possibilities, but judging by the results, none of them hit the mark.
This depression continued until Hojo Natsuki quit the game and went offline.
He had little experience in love, but he was quite self-aware and knew that he probably couldn't figure out what the other person wanted. So, he reluctantly opened the contact [Dazai Osamu]'s message interface and put the other person in his pocket.
Drag Fang out of the blacklist.
The number of messages I've exchanged with Dazai in this period is already equal to the past year.
[Xia Shu]: help, emergency
[Dazai Osamu]：
[Dazai Osamu]: When you need help, come to me. If you don’t need help, just block me.
[Dazai Osamu]: You gay men really like to destroy bridges after crossing them.
[Xia Shu]: If someone is willing to agree to your unreasonable request, but with conditions, and does not state them clearly, leaving you guessing
[Xia Shu]: What do you think the conditions will be
[Xia Shu]: The other party is also a Mafia
[Dazai Osamu]: The conditions are too limited, describe the scene
[Xia Shu]: No
[Dazai Osamu]: I understand. The general solution to this situation is that I want to sleep with you.
[Xia Shu]: Can you stop being so dirty
[Dazai Osamu]: Hmm, oh, so that's it, OK, no problem, I understand
[Dazai Osamu]: He has depression
Hojo Natsuki: “…”
No useful advice at all.
Dazai Osamu, an occasional god.
There is no other way, I can only explore the secret of Frog Doria by myself.
Hojo Natsuki immediately began his observation diary of the Koto Frog (Kurosawa Jin).
On the first day, he went to work and went home. Qinwa went to Canada to carry out a mission, so he would not enter the holographic game cabin to cause trouble for him.
The next day, on the way to and from get off work, the frog chased the fish from Canada to the United States and killed two unlucky fish that were in the way.
Just like that, four days in reality passed slowly.
He still found nothing in Kurosawa psychology.
But it has brought good results in some completely unexpected places!
Hojo Natsuki had previously received a clue that Kudo Shinichi would go all the way from Teitan Elementary School to Teitan High School, and that all private schools named "Teitan" were fully controlled by the Teitan Education Group. Considering the need to place spies around Kudo Shinichi in the future, he simply invested a huge sum of money in the group and became a shareholder with a considerable stake.
The universal rule of society is to bow to money power. This time, Hojo Natsuki invested in Teitan Education Group in the name of a toy factory, and thus also gained some privileges.
For example, they can freely arrange students' spring and autumn travel destinations, adjust the examination syllabus and class allocation, arbitrarily admit and expel students... and decide where students' social practice will be carried out.
The social practice course is held in the third semester of the second year of junior high school. On a Friday afternoon when there are no classes, students are organized to visit companies or museums and write social practice experiences after returning.
What a coincidence, isn’t Shinichi currently a sophomore
Hojo Natsuki decisively arranged the social practice into a visit to a toy factory.
The opportunity to recruit employees must be seized!
At the same time, he was a little worried.
I always feel that Kudo Shinichi is a chicken with a bad mouth. Good things don’t work, but bad things do. Wherever he goes, something bad will happen. What if Shinichi suddenly gets a chicken plague in the toy factory and naively says something like “Will there be a fire here? Haha.”, and then the toy factory is burned down…
Hojo Natsuki even wanted to kill a chicken.
You have to keep an eye on it.
It was natural that he changed the ordinary person identity of Puppy Boss (the headgear version) to the HR of the Small Pond Toy Factory - directly modifying the personal resume of [Hojo Natsuki], and the world's will descended from a higher dimension to make this matter reasonable.
"It's very similar to the ability of a 'book'." He thought so.
The will of the world helped him, who had never worked before, to complete the logical chain: [He has a close relationship with someone in the factory, is an expert at taking leave, and is always absent from attendance. He is a lazy dog, but he is a royal family member, so the head of the human resources team dare not say anything.]
—That makes sense, so you can go to work on demand.
In previous years, the task of taking students to visit the factory was always the responsibility of the human resources department. Hojo Natsuki took the initiative to volunteer to the team leader and had the operation of Kudo Shinichi Chicken's class assigned to him.
It's right under our noses, so there shouldn't be much trouble.
He told Kurosawa about this.
[Natsuki]: My new identity is a handsome HR! Don’t call me the factory manager anymore.
[Gin]：Oh.
[Natsuki]: Will you be in Tokyo next Friday
[Natsuki]：I will come to the toy factory
[Gin]：Got it. I will be there on time.
[Natsuki]: Wrong.
[Natsuki]: I am an ordinary HR, and you are a Top Killer. You must act as if you are unfamiliar with me. Don't follow me in the afternoon.
[Gin]：…
[Gin]: What do you want to do
[Natsuki]：Take future employees on a tour of a toy factory
[Natsuki]: A very capable new employee!
[Gin]: Got it
Hojo Natsuki was just about to end the conversation when he looked at the game time and realized that February was coming to an end, and the University of Tokyo would be starting school in April soon!
He decided to use provocation without expecting anything.
[Natsuki]: If you don't become a graduate student tutor, you can only let new employees do it.
Kudo Shinichichi = Shirley Gua who will go to the same high school as Shinichichi in the future ≈ a genius scientist who can guide graduate students at the University of Tokyo.
Exaggeration is not lying.
[Natsuki]: Mr. Gin, you don't want your position to be replaced by a little chicken, right
Hojo Natsuki: “…”
Once again I was at a loss.
Mr. Top Killer is really stubborn and unyielding - I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out at all, what does he want
With such doubts, Hojo Natsuki opened the [Kototo Frog Wish List] again, and there was still only one name [Natsuki] in it... There should be a delay in the update of this list, so I will check again in a few days.
Two days later, the date in the game came to Friday.
A group of small animals took a bus from Teitan Junior High School to the toy factory. The dog Boss and three HRs received them. A grade is divided into four classes, ABCD, with about 30 students in each class, which are divided into four groups. Each group is led by an HR to visit the park.
[N]: The students in Class B followed me.
[N]: My last name is Hojo, and I’m your guide today. Now, let’s go to the exhibition hall in Building A first…
The little animals chattered and asked all kinds of strange questions.
[Teacher Hojo, what do you do?]
[Can employees of a toy factory ride tricycles to and from get off work? ]
[Are there any new twisting cars? ]
[Are Aka Fish and Frog Man here today? Can we take a photo together? ]
Hojo Natsuki typed and answered them one by one.
Compared to his noisy classmates, Shinichi's performance can be described as very mature.
The moment it saw the puppy Boss, small eyes appeared on its face, expressing confusion and shock. It never thought that the correct meaning of meeting an old friend in a foreign place was meeting a neighbor. The small eyes looked at the puppy eyes, and they looked at each other in silence.
During these days, there have been some personal interactions, and Shinichi Chicken's favorability on the panel has also increased accordingly.
[Favorability]: 35 → 45
The evaluation changed from [an unlucky and unfamiliar neighbor who is plagued by strange things] to [an unlucky neighbor who is a nice person].
Shinichi wanted to say something to him, but when he saw his classmates gathered around him and asked questions, his second year disease suddenly broke out. He hugged his wings to his shoulders, pointed his beak to the sky, and pretended to be sober and uninterested. The junior high school student's thoughts were written directly on his face, and it was easy to understand.
Hojo Natsuki was just thinking about teasing the chicken when a familiar budgie suddenly appeared in the crowd.
[Sonoko]: Mr. Hojo, have you ever been an idol before
The budgie's eyes were replaced by two hearts, as if it was hit hard by the charm of the puppy Boss.
Hojo Natsuki recognized it without much effort. He had seen it in the supermarket before. It was Mao Lilan and Shinichi Chicken.
I didn’t expect that the three of them were in the same class.
[N]：No, why do you ask
[Yuanzi]: Because the teacher's appearance is very suitable
[N]: Thank you for your affirmation.
A few polite words made the hearts in the budgie's eyes jump, and it seemed like it was almost fascinated by the dog's tail (?). If I remember correctly, the budgie's human body was a girl from a very wealthy family.
This reaction...
Hojo Natsuki smelled the scent of employees, employees who came with their own resources and money.
The desire to recruit is stirring.JPG
As soon as he clicked on the information panel of [Yuanzi], a bright red and capitalized [WARNING! ] appeared on the screen.
[WARNING!]
[The serial bomber [Weasel] has set his sights on your toy factory and planted seven bombs! They are extremely powerful and should not be underestimated! ]
Hojo Natsuki: “…”
This is too sudden!!!
Is it that Shinichi Kudo has chicken plague? Or is it an inevitable event that he has triggered when he opened a factory? Or is it that Shinichi Kudo and Boss the dog are both prone to cases, the unlucky ones meet, and the plague god team is building...
[Threatening letter from [Weasel]]
[At 5 pm, your factory will stage a gorgeous fireworks show]
[This is the gift I prepared for you, please enjoy it]
System: [[Weasel] sent you a threatening letter]
System: [[Security Captain] opened the threatening letter and reported it to higher authorities, and has now reached [Rumquat], and has also called the police]
System: [[The Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team of the First Mobile Team of the Metropolitan Police Department] has dispatched! ]
Hojo Natsuki was angry.
Why call the police
The weasel hadn't been caught for more than four months, and had been playing the game of chase and escape with the lazy cops, playing the role of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department's fugitive princess for a whole season. What could this bunch of useless cops who are more likely to cause trouble than to accomplish anything accomplish
He felt that the useless policemen were affecting the progress of his employees in bomb disposal, and just wanted to find a place to make them into dog meat skewers, but the toy factory was innocent on the surface, and it was not easy to take action against the cops.
Hojo Natsuki sent an email to Rumquat: [All codename members in Tokyo, go find the bomb and the whereabouts of the bomber, regardless of life or death. After the bomb is found, don't rush to deal with it, just hand it over to the cops. Stay hidden.]
[Rumquat]：Yes.
The toy factory's broadcast began to play in a loop, requiring all personnel in the park to immediately put down their work, leave work early, and evacuate in an orderly manner.
The employees were confused and skeptical.
[What happened?]
[Today is not April Fools’ Day]
[The radio said that attendance will be recorded for one day, but wages will not be deducted]
[Is this a deliberate joke? ]
Everybody felt that such a good thing couldn't happen suddenly, so small leaders at all levels confirmed with their superiors, and after getting accurate information, they notified the employees to go home. Then everyone was overjoyed, packed up their things happily, and went out in groups of three or four.
Ling Miao, who was tightening screws, and Jing Wang, a food preparer in the cafeteria, also received emails from their superior, Rumgua.
The email explained the whole situation in just a few sentences and issued the task.
[… Found the bomb in the toy factory and tried to alert the police. Catch the bomber.]
The little green cat yawned and drooped his eyes, feeling very sleepy in the afternoon.
The little green dog was not much better. He untied his apron, put down his kitchen knife, and started to stare blankly.
Ling Miao and Jing Wang: I don’t want to do it at all.jpg
They don't care about the organization's property, but considering that the code-named members can't be so passive on the surface, they move their claws slowly...
Ling Miao saw a figure passing by the door and muttered to himself: [Well, there may be ordinary people in the toy factory who have not had time to evacuate.]
So, the sleepy kitten turned into Mr. Mighty and suddenly became energetic.
It stood up, walked out of the workshop, and began to search the entire floor.
Hojo Natsuki took in this scene.
I can’t believe that Zero Cat actually kept its original black color (? ) and didn’t completely dye it green.
Yes, you can use this to your advantage.
There are currently three codenamed employees in the toy factory, two real and one fake: Ling Miao, Jing Wang and Qin Wa.
System: [[Lin Frog] is using its keen sense of smell to search for the whereabouts of [Weasel]! ]
The silver-haired little quack has a serious face and walks back and forth... To be honest, its illustration doesn't have a nose at all, so how can it have a sense of smell
Forget it, as long as the frog is happy.
Hojo Natsuki dragged his finger over the map, and the little animals of Teitan Middle School were gathered at the school gate, chattering and waiting for the bus to pick them up, while guessing the magical truth behind their sudden evacuation. The puppy Boss also blended in perfectly, harmless to humans and animals.
There was a loading progress bar on Kudo Shinichi's forehead, and Gege was serious and thinking.
System: [[Kudo Shinichi Chicken] is a detective chicken with unlimited potential, and can help you a lot! If you have any difficulties, please feel free to ask for help! ]
Hojo Natsuki thought to himself, what kind of help is this? It’s good enough that the chicken plague didn’t come out. Can this factory really be saved if it continues to help
Suddenly, the excited little animals stopped talking and opened their mouths into round O shapes.
Several police electric scooters were parked in front of the school.
There are two familiar handsome guys.
The fat squirrel wearing sunglasses walked gracefully with its tail swaying from side to side.
Next to it is the handsome Ma Er, with fluttering eyelashes, flowing mane, and a handsome and charming appearance.
Small animals: [Wow—it’s the policeman! ]
Matsuda Maki made a greeting gesture to the elementary school students and then looked down at her phone.
[Matsuda Juanjuan]: Let’s go to Block B first
[Hagiwara Maji]: Yeah
Hojo Natsuki suddenly realized something: "?!"
He dragged the map back.
On the rectangular area representing Building B, there is a green kitten head - [Zero Meow].
(End of this chapter)