In the early morning of the next day, Jiang Zijian pushed open the door of Wen Tianhe's room. With messy hair, he slammed into Tianhe's bed. Stuffed to Tianhe's side.
Tianhe fell into a drowsy sleep, tried to open his eyes, and saw the alarm clock on the bedside table: "Isn't it only six o'clock? What are you doing?!"
Tianhe pushed Jiang Zijian's head away forcefully, and turned over on his stomach.
Jiang Zijian moaned, "I'm going to die."
Tianhe ignored him and continued to sleep on his own. Jiang Zijian turned over and put his hands and feet on Tianhe.
Tianhe was sleepy-eyed, so he let him toss for a while, Jiang Zijian was wearing shorts and a white T-shirt, frizzy, pushing Tianhe for a while, sighing for a while, desperately trying to get him up.
Ten minutes later, Jiang Zijian suddenly settled down, half of his body slid under the bed, and fell asleep half sitting up.
Two hours later, at 8 o'clock in the morning, Tianhe finally woke up, looked sideways, and saw Jiang Zijian sitting on the ground, swiping his phone absently, looking at the photos on the phone.
Pro: "There are two people who have lost their love."
Jiang Zijian was startled: "Who? Who's talking?"
"Pu Luo." Tianhe said, "Don't make any noise suddenly, you will scare him."
Jiang Zijian said, "Hey, is your artificial intelligence? So smart?"
Tianhe: "There is a small problem, and it is still in the research and development process."
Pro: "I don't think there's anything wrong with me."
Tianhe: "As an AI, you have to learn to be humble."
Jiang Zijian is a liberal arts student who doesn't know much about AI. In his concept, Prometheus should be a small program similar to a caring assistant. After hearing Prometheus's voice, he didn't ask too much, but was a little curious Said: "Why does this voice sound a bit like Guan Yue?"
Tianhe: "I picked a good-sounding sample from the synthesized sound library, and it has nothing to do with Guan Yue."
Jiang Zijian: "However, his voice is quite nice."
Tianhe didn't want to discuss too much about Puluo, so he glanced sideways at Jiang Zijian's phone and asked, "Who is this?"
Jiang Zijian swipe the photos on the screen back and forth with his thumb, glanced at them and then slid away casually. The phone was placed in front of Tianhe, and both of them could see the screen.
"What about this one? How does it look like?" Jiang Zijian asked Tianhe as he paused on a photo of a green boy.
"It's okay." Tianhe said, "Is the next target?"
Jiang Zijian didn't answer, continued skating, changed to a boy who was very sunny, and asked, "What about this one?"
Tianhe: "Sporty, a bit like you."
Jiang Zijian pulled a group of twenty-four photos into the phone's recycle bin, deleted them, and opened another group.
"How about this baby face?" Jiang Zijian said.
Tianhe: "Like the one who presses the feet."
Jiang Zijian threw away the phone, turned around and lay down, moaning, "What should I do! I'm already in love with him."
"Puro, don't interrupt indiscriminately." Tianhe immediately warned, lest Puluo reveal what happened last night when he turned around.
Pu Luo tactfully played Bach, and Jiang Zijian said, "I haven't closed my eyes all night."
Tianhe: "Didn't it go well? Failed?"
Jiang Zijian explained that now Tianhe knew that Tong Kai hadn't lied—at least he hadn't lied about the model mismatch.
Tianhe was very hesitant to hint the truth about Jiang Zijian, but he couldn't predict whether Jiang Zijian would make his love better or worse if he knew this absurd truth. Sometimes knowing less may be a good thing for Jiang Zijian.
But these two seem to be quite a good match, but when it comes to bed, they cannot compromise on sex, which is also a big problem.
"...Why is he also a top? It's unscientific!" Jiang Zijian said sadly, "Why are you still so persistent?"
"Yesterday evening... did you go to the room at night?" Tianhe got up to get his clothes.
Jiang Zijian also got up from the bed, followed Tianhe, went to the bathroom, picked up the toothpaste, squeezed it on Tianhe's toothbrush, and said, "Of course not, we talked a lot, but what Xiaokai and I imagined completely different."
Tianhe took it and started brushing his teeth, making a muffled sound of "hululu". Jiang Zijian said: "Yes! I thought he was a bit strong at the beginning, but I didn't expect it."
Tianhe brushed his teeth, began to wash his face, and looked at himself in the mirror: "You can also choose 69 or use your hands to solve it."
Jiang Zijian: "Then it's not really going to bed."
Tianhe: "..."
Technology is the primary productive force of society, and sex is Jiang Zijian's primary engine.
Tianhe pressed the hot towel on his face and said, "Conquer him with your skills and make him want to stop."
"Alas—" Jiang Zijian said, "Honey, have you ever thought about changing your tastes, and occasionally turning over and being top?"
Tianhe was a little puzzled, thought for a while, and said, "I was only eighteen years old when Guan Yue and I were first together. I didn't understand anything, and I was completely unaware of body positions. I just listened to him. But I really want to make a request..."
Pro: "I think so, he dotes on you very much and is willing to meet all your requirements."
Jiang Zijian said: "No, if he doesn't want to accept it, he can't force it. Unless he trusts me wholeheartedly and gives his body to me, he won't be able to climax smoothly."
Tianhe: "What if we help him open the door to a new world?"
Jiang Zijian: "He resisted very much. Based on my experience of reading countless people, I finally have to separate! Ruin such a passionate love, it's better to let it stay in the memory!"
Pu Luo interjected, "At least in this regard, I admire Jiang Zijian very much."
Tianhe: "He has always been very Quixote emotionally."
Tianhe suddenly felt a little dangerous, stared at Jiang Zijian in the mirror, and said, "How long have you been abstinent?"
Jiang Zijian: "Twenty-one days, seven hours, twenty-five minutes and thirty... three seconds."
Tianhe immediately said: "Get away from me!"
Jiang Zijian looked in the mirror and didn't sleep all night, he was a little haggard, and said: "Half a month of abstinence, all I've been waiting for is the day when I go to bed with him, the unity of soul and body, how wonderful! My soul was born to wait for this moment, and in the end, it was So he refused."
"Why did you refuse?"
"'I don't do zero, never do'." Jiang Zijian imitated Tong Kai's expression and said with a serious face, "'No pleasure, really no, just like I was born gay, I can't change it, sorry '."
"Since you haven't tried it, you can't say you don't have pleasure. This is a paradox."
Tianhe went to the living room and fed Xiaojin something to eat.
Jiang Zijian followed Tianhe, like a dejected animal after being rejected, and complained: "Do you know how I felt at that time?! Can only be described as despair!"
Tianhe: "You have been able to abstain from sexual intercourse for such a long time, you really can't be judged by appearances."
Jiang Zijian: "For the perfect moment of that night, now it's gone, it's gone! It's hopeless! It's gone! The A-shares are crashing! Guan Yue is dead! Guan Yueliang is gone!" Shouted: "My heart is broken too!"
Tianhe touched the cat who was squatting in a daze on the sofa, and went to the dining table. There were two glasses of warm water on the table, and Tianhe began to drink water.
Jiang Zijian: "My mind is full of... everything, you know, my whole body is full of unrestrained blood! They are roaring and can't find an exit! On the way to your house this morning, I saw The word "chrysanthemum" in the "Gonggong Road Chrysanthemum Exhibition" suddenly became unbearable!"
Tianhe almost sprayed the water, but fortunately he controlled it.
Aunt Fang served breakfast and said, "The weather in autumn is just right, let's go for a walk."
Jiang Zijian gave a "hmm" and said, "Thank you, Aunt Fang, I can't see anything related to autumn flowers now, even the cement pipes under the overhead..." Then he lowered his head and opened the third group of photos on his phone, Tianhe was drinking Coffee, looking at his phone screen, said, "Are these the next options?"
Jiang Zijian looked at Tianhe blankly and said, "No, they are all ducks."
Tianhe: "..."
"How much is it for one night?" Tianhe cleaned himself up after breakfast, went downstairs with his computer in his arms, and decided to go out with Jiang Zijian to pass the time today, it was already the last day of the National Day holiday.
Jiang Zijian: "I don't know, I haven't asked about the price, maybe tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands."
Tianhe: "There are a few that don't look like... engaged in this service, and the description is not right."
Jiang Zijian: "Do you think someone will come up and introduce themselves 'I'm a duck'? I still want to find a boyfriend, even if I keep him! I can vote for him, praise him, and let him bring money into the film." Group... alas."
In the morning, Jiang Zijian first took Tianhe to another clubhouse in a sunny garden, but Tianhe was thinking about his own code. He decided to upgrade the information collection module for Pro today, so that in the subsequent development and analysis of system functions, Pro can be of great help.
Jiang Zijian drank coffee and didn't speak. Half an hour later, a manager brought the introducer, followed by six boys, all in their twenties, some in suits, some in casual clothes, neat and tidy.
Tianhe: "..."
Jiang Zijian: "The next batch."
Tianhe just raised his head from behind the laptop, and Jiang Zijian drove them away without even seeing the faces of the group of people.
"Does it have to be the way the emperor chooses concubines?" Sometimes Tianhe couldn't stand Jiang Zijian's behavior, it was so vulgar.
"Save time." Jiang Zijian said blankly, "Wouldn't it be great to save time for both parties?"
Tianhe: "Anyway, you invite them over one by one, drink a glass of water and chat for ten minutes. This is really rude. You can't do this in an interview."
Jiang Zijian: "Being considerate of others is the best way to be polite. Think about it, more than 60 people, each ten minutes, can't finish talking all night. What's more, what can we talk about in ten minutes? Most of them are together for a lifetime. People who don’t know their lovers.”
Jiang Zijian's logic was impeccable, so Tianhe could only say, "Then someone else will come from a thousand miles away..."
Jiang Zijian: "Believe me, I know all about eight thousand dollars. Maybe some of them are straight men who don't want to sleep with me at all. They go home with a red envelope and keep the chrysanthemum. It's just what they wish for."
Tianhe: "Can you do whatever you want if you have money?"
Jiang Zijian said politely, "Yes."
When the second batch came, Jiang Zijian glanced at them and let them go back.
In the garden of the clubhouse, there are only Jiang Zijian and Tianhe, who is typing the code patiently. Pro said: "I am a little bit resistant to being rewritten in the core module."
"It's just a small part." Tianhe replied, "After the upgrade, your information system will be greatly improved."
Pu Luo: "Sure enough, you still despise me."
Tianhe: "Since you love me, please accept my transformation of you."
The third batch of male models came, and Tianhe suddenly discovered that the tallest boy standing beside him actually looked a bit like Guan Yue.
"Yo." Jiang Zijian also noticed, and said to the male model, "You..."
He stopped his movements, as if the strings in his heart were gently plucked, and the emotions that had been suppressed for a long time surged out overwhelmingly.
The boy was dressed in a suit and smiled warmly towards the sky.
That smile was not like Guan Yue's, Guan Yue never smiled like this, the dam in Tianhe's heart instantly rose upright, firmly blocking that tsunami-like emotion.
So Tianhe lowered his head again.
Jiang Zijian made an impatient gesture and dismissed this group of people without further notice.
Tianhe: "Where are the next batch of six contestants? Are you late on the way?"
Jiang Zijian: "We're all waiting in the lobby. I don't want to know each other anymore. It's boring and rustic. You say they're all handsome, so why..."
Tianhe: "Beauties are not all cute, some are just pleasing to the eye but not intoxicating."
Jiang Zijian laughed. The sentence still came from his favorite literary work "Don Quixote". He looked down at the phone, and on it was the chat history with Tong Kai in the past half a month. Record it and delete it all.
Jiang Zijian: "He doesn't seem to have any feelings for me, forget it, don't think about it."
Tianhe randomly typed the code twice, and said absently: "Yes, I think he was very moved yesterday afternoon."
Jiang Zijian: "Damn it."
Jiang Zijian threw his mobile phone on the tea table, raised his head, looked at the bright autumn sun, closed his eyes, the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus came faintly, and the broken petals fell on Tianhe's keyboard, Tianhe swept it away, There was a moment of silence.
Jiang Zijian: "It's really hard to find a place to put my soul that has nowhere to go."
Tianhe put his fingers on the keyboard, but looked sideways at Jiang Zijian.
Jiang Zijian: "What? Do you want to fall in love too, baby?"
Tianhe: "I'm just thinking about an algorithm-related problem! Don't add drama to me."
Jiang Zijian suddenly had an idea and said, "Come on, let me introduce you! Baby, wrap it on my brother!"
Tianhe suddenly had an ominous premonition.
On the fencing arena, Tianhe blocked the opponent with one style, forced the opponent away, retreated, and both sides saluted.
Wu Shun took off his helmet and said, "It's much stronger than I imagined."
Tianhe really wanted to beat Jiang Zijian to death, but thought he was going to introduce someone, and finally found Wu Shun with thick eyebrows and big eyes. Besides, Wu Shun had nothing to do, he was on standby for a long time, and he was always on call, and when he answered the phone, he came faster than them.
"What do you think of me?" Wu Shun said with a smile, "Can I barely be a training partner?"
Tianhe said: "There is only the ability to parry, and there is no power to fight back."
Both of them laughed. Wu Shun and Tianhe sat down on the sidelines. The coach was correcting a male model that Jiang Zijian had randomly invited. His nanny was careful, afraid of making him cry.
Wu Shun is very good, he can do everything, and he can play well. Tianhe heard from Jiang Zijian that when this guy was studying in Boston, he played billiards and was the runner-up in the amateur snooker group in the United States.
Tianhe's fencing was taught by Guan Yue.
The two watched Jiang Zijian and the male model confront each other. The scene was horrible, but Tianhe could tell from the other party's movements that the male model attached great importance to Jiang Zijian, and worked hard but clumsily to cooperate with his movements. Wu Shun turned his head to look at it , Said: "Xiaojiang seems to be trapped by love recently."
Tianhe was a little surprised: "Did he tell you?"
Wu Shun: "I can see that, in fact, he is quite happy like him, but I can't."
Tianhe didn't know how to answer these words for a moment, and his heart skipped a beat. Damn Jiang Zijian, wouldn't he tell Wu Shun about himself and Guan Yue
Pro said in the headset: "You should answer the call, otherwise the atmosphere will be awkward."
"Why?" Tianhe answered the conversation naturally, wondering what on earth is your AI thinking all day long, meddling too much.
He used an ambiguous question to continue the topic, but Wu Shun smiled and said: "Xiao Jiang is a romantic, but I, since I was a child, I don't know why, after being tempted by a person, I pursued it hard until On the day when I finally confess my love, if I pierce the window paper, I will suddenly lose all interest."
Tianhe heard a certain message hidden in Wu Shun's words, and he used "one person" to blur the boundaries of gender concepts.
"Many people seem to have this problem." Tianhe frowned slightly, and said, "I've seen quite a few."
Wu Shun said with a smile: "It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, but for me, the 'tomb of love' is the tomb of love."
Tianhe nodded, and the two watched as Jiang Zijian stretched out his hand on the court to pull the little male model up. After taking off the helmet, the other party looked handsome and had a good temperament.
Tianhe: "So, a lover who will never accept your confession will be more suitable for you."
Wu Shun thought for a while, then smiled and said: "It's best, the other party has a little bit of tricks, from time to time, he will give me some sweets, and if he wants to refuse, he will still welcome, if he doesn't leave, he will send me a good person card every now and then, and he will lend me money when he is broken in love." Shoulder, cry a lot, I like this very much, it is simply dead set."
Tianhe said seriously: "It takes a lot of courage to analyze one's own heart, Wu Shun, I admire you very much."
Wu Shun smiled and looked at Tianhe. At this moment, Tianhe suddenly felt that they might be very good friends, so he turned sideways and hugged him through a sword suit.
But after the hug, Pu Luo reminded: "If you are just friends with him, and if you get too close, Jiang Zijian will feel that Wu Shun has taken his place in your heart, and he will definitely be jealous of him, and eventually turn against him, maybe Wu Shun's leg will be removed, and next, Wu Shun's father will take revenge on Jiang Zijian, and Jiang Zijian's father, Jiang Chaosheng, will recklessly take revenge on Wu Shun's family. In this way, you have a small chance of being like Helen, It provoked unresolved hatred and irreparable trauma between two families."
Tianhe: "..."
Wu Shun: "Going to play billiards tomorrow?"
Tianhe came out after changing his clothes, and replied: "I will start work tomorrow, and I have to go to work."
Wu Shun said unexpectedly: "Congratulations, the company plans to reopen?"
Tianhe: "Report to Qingsong Capital alone. At present, it seems... well, I don't think Mr. Guan will allow me to recruit people without authorization to harm his company."
Wu Shun laughed out loud.
That night Jiang Zijian and Tianhe were sitting in the back seat of the car, Tianhe said to Jiang Zijian, "I decided not to get too close to Wu Shun in the future, it's not good for both of us."
Jiang Zijian sat next to the male model, in front of the male model, he was still choosing who to go to bed with tonight, and finally deleted all the photos on his phone in a state of upset, nodded, and said, "Got it, work tomorrow? You can use my family's car, and I will send you to work."
Tianhe naturally refused, Jiang Zijian motioned for the car to stop, let the male model get out of the car, smiled at him and said, "Thank you, I had a great time today, thank you for coming to accompany me."
The other party also laughed and said, "Mr. Jiang, see you next time. Call me anytime you need it."
Tianhe was very surprised, it seems that Jiang Zijian decided to be alone tonight.
Tianhe: "This boy is very nice, I suggest you try to fall in love, and don't rush into bed."
"I thought so too," Jiang Zijian said, "That's why I didn't want to take him to my house."
In the car, the two were silent.
"Guan Yue is getting married, did you know that?" Jiang Zijian said suddenly.
"Why are you all so well-informed?" Tianhe said, "It's too fast."
Jiang Zijian said: "Wu Shun said it. In their circle, gossip always spreads quickly."
Tianhe: "I just found out yesterday."
Jiang Zijian casually flipped through the chat records on his phone, and said, "Yesterday? Guan Yue met that girl twice last week. They even had dinner together."
"Oh." Tianhe nodded and said, "So I was the last one to know."
Jiang Zijian: "Guan Yue really knows you very well."
Tianhe: "Have you mastered all the methods to irritate me? But I'm quite calm."
Pro: "I don't think it's revenge, he just needs to find another way after he doesn't get help from you..."
Jiang Zijian: "No, it's because you still love him."
Tian He Le said: "Then he can only be disappointed. Could it be that he still hopes to get back with me after marriage?"
Pu Luo: "... Take care of the family. If you are not sure, you can ask him in person."
Jiang Zijian: "If you are married, you can get a divorce."
Tianhe: "Don't speculate on him like this, his character should not reach this level."
Pu Luo: "Tianhe, do you want me to recommend some companies for door-to-door service?"
Jiang Zijian & Tianhe: "Pu Luo!"
Jiang Zijian: "When adults talk, children don't interrupt."
Tianhe thought for a while, and added: "A second-married man won't do very well in the marriage market. I'm not going to be a junkie."
Jiang Zijian couldn't help but said again: "If I were Guan Yue, I knew very well in my heart that no matter the second marriage, the third marriage or the fourth marriage... as long as you give up, bow your head to you, and come back to you, you will still accept it without hesitation. he."
Tianhe took a deep breath and wanted to say something, but he knew that there was no need to fight for unnecessary face in front of Jiang Zijian.
"You're right," Tianhe finally admitted, "No one knows me better than you."
Jiang Zijian looked sideways at Tianhe, stretched out his hand, wrapped his arms around the back of his neck, and asked him to lean closer, their foreheads touched slightly, and then they separated.
"If you need anything, call me anytime."
Before getting off the car, Jiang Zijian spoke to the sky. Tianhe smiled, waved to Jiang Zijian in the car, and bid farewell to him.
Pu Luo: "I suggest you communicate with Guan Yue face to face about this issue."
"I don't love him, so I don't care what he does. If I catch him cheating on marriage, I might report him." Tianhe concluded: "This is a small probability event, but it doesn't mean it won't happen."
"Do you know what the warmest sentence in this world is?" Tianhe returned home, the lights were on, Aunt Fang went back to sleep, and there was a midnight snack on the table.
Puro: "'I love you'?"
Tianhe: "No, it's 'call me whenever you need'. This is another implicit expression of 'I love you'. It's only used among friends."
The first morning after the National Day holiday.
Tianhe almost had a heart attack from the sudden sound of Beethoven in the room.
"Pro!"
Tianhe got up from the bed, hugged the quilt, and said angrily.
Pro: "I just want you to familiarize yourself with the environment in advance, sorry."
Tianhe: "..."
After Tianhe finished washing in Beethoven's "Minuet in G Major", he sat down in the dining room and began to eat breakfast. Aunt Fang prepared a sloping business bag for him, put away the computer, showed him the stationery, and said, "I don't know if you need these for work. I went shopping a few days ago and chatted for a while. The store manager heard that You are going to work, so you gave me this set."
Knowing that he went to "work", Tianhe must have made Aunt Fang's old friends find it very interesting, and everyone encouraged him, so he casually said, "Why is it like going to kindergarten when I was a child? Kinda' It feels like our family is going to school."
Aunt Fang smiled and said, "Is there any difference? Xiaojiang's car came to pick you up, but no one came. He called me in the morning and asked the driver to take you there every day, so that you don't have to drive yourself to and from get off work." , just take a break on the road. This is your lunch, just heat it in the microwave for three minutes, don’t heat it up for too long.”
Tianhe said: "You guys are so good at making arrangements for me."
"Guan Yue is dead." The parrot called.
While packing stationery for Tianhe, Aunt Fang said to the parrot: "From today on, you have to say 'Hi Boss'. Xiaotian, Lawyer Bai called this morning and has already gone to your company. Talk to him on the phone and he will check the new contract for you one last time in advance."
Tianhe: "Thank you. Pro, one Beethoven song is enough, can we change the song now? If you play Ode to Joy again, I will beat you."
Bach played on the stereo, and everything finally returned to normal.
"I'm leaving." Tianhe kissed Aunt Xiaxia, changed his clothes and went out. Jiang's Rolls Royce was parked at the door.
Tianhe: "..."
Tianhe wanted to go around behind the Rolls-Royce, but the driver waiting outside the car saw him and opened the door for him.
Tianhe had no choice but to get in the car and started the first day of his working life. He was about to face Guan Yue, who was supposed to be his fiancé but was talking about marriage, and the bustling whole strange company.
Pro: "How do you feel?"
Tianhe said seriously: "On the first day of work in my life, the ex became the new boss. It is really meaningful."