In the online game world from ancient times to the present, there has never been a single post more boring than the final of Double Swords Cry. It was so boring that even the audience was not in the mood to boo. wWw,QunabEn,Com
Shuangjian Daily commented on this game like this: Foolish protagonist, boring process, and boring audience. Just like spicy fried pork liver. Not only was the pork liver extremely unpalatable, but even the spicy pork liver pellets were unappetizing.
Compared to the drowsiness of the audience, the two protagonists were having a less intense negotiation.
"The championship prize is divided equally!"
"No objection!"
"Two boxes or a mysterious gift from the champion, please choose."
Broken thought for a long time and asked painfully: "Can I have both?"
"What do you think?"
There is murderous intent! Break it and open the can of beer again: "Is there a less painful option?"
"Gu Ru,"
"For example" Or you can just kill me. "The most painful thing in the world is not having no money, but how you choose when two ways to make money are in front of you.
"How about this, let's see what the first box is. If it's for you, you choose the box. If it's for me, I'll choose the box."
Shattered and overjoyed: "Why didn't I think of this method?"
"This is related to people's development since childhood, I mean IQ."
Broken and given the middle finger.
The first box appears at the 20th minute. With the cooperation of the two players, there was no problem and the box opened. Tang Hua relied on his speed to take a look, and then displayed the item on the team channel: "Refined Stone, a legendary ancient rough stone, originates from Aolai State, and has been refined for thousands of years. It has incredible functions. Use it You can then upgrade your sword to level one. Congratulations! Your broken sword can reach level 4."
"Ah, help!" Broken and collapsed, the fourth level was useless.
Tang Huaxin gave a broken look and said: "Pig! You won't go to the sixth level and then directly smash it to the seventh level."
"That's right!" Broken Khan said. Why do I keep thinking about strengthening my sword set? As the saying goes, the authorities are confused, but bystanders are clear. It is not unreasonable. If you look at it this way, this refined stone is priceless. I miss this. Broken happily took the stone and threw it into the Qiankun bag. However, what he didn't expect was that due to the appearance of this refined stone, he would live the most painful life in the world. From then on, he always asked himself: Should I be promoted? Of course, three to four liters is not necessary, but why not five to six liters? Six liters and seven liters, but not promotion, or wait until you get the eighth level to upgrade to the ninth level? Should we simply endure the ninth level and rise to the tenth level
Infinite resentment is like fate accompanying a broken gaming career,
At fifty minutes, the second box was opened. "Good stuff. Shattering immediately praised it. The True Skill Book of Sword Fury. After learning it, the accumulation time of Sword Infant's Fury will be reduced. It can be practiced!
After pulling these two things, Broken smiled with great satisfaction!
Amidst the tragic music, Tang Hua slowly walked towards the highest podium. What greeted him was not flowers, but rotten eggs. This is the organizer's system, specially prepared for the general audience to temporarily prepare weapons to vent their anger, although the price is one gold each. But nearly a thousand stink bombs are still sold out.
But the angry audience obviously underestimated the despicability of the system. It is natural that the podium is protected by magic, otherwise Tang Hua would have been cut into pieces.
First place: Tang Hua. Second place: Broken. Sha Po Lang and Brilliance merged into third place.
"First of all, officials are invited to present awards to Sha Po Lang and Hui Huang who came in third place." Then the officials of Tianting made their debut. Tang Hua wondered why such a dead cadre had to come to award the award? If you are young and beautiful this year, you can stick to your face openly, but don't be too happy.
Brilliance was on the side to explain Tang Hua's doubts. This was politically charged, and the point was to let us gild these cadres. If they could add honor to the contestants, the models at the auto show would have been replaced by cadres. There are more cadres than models.
Shao Shao disagrees and expresses opposition to Hui Huang's view of beating cadres to death with a stick. He admits that a very small number of individual cadres are incompetent or have other phenomena, but that cannot represent the majority of cadres. The vast majority of cadres still serve the people.
After Tang Hua and Huihuang confirmed that Broken was also a cadre, they immediately agreed with Broken. Broken also said that when they arrive on the planet, the house will be the best for the two of them and the work will be the easiest. If there are still problems, he can write a note to solve them.
So an award ceremony ended with the ** of a cadre! After Tang Hua and Broken broke the three thousand gold, they showed off their mysterious gifts.
Hou Yi shoots the sun bow, a fifth-level magic weapon: it is said that Hou Zhen used the bow to kill the nine sons of his boss, the Emperor of Heaven! Additional skill: Mourning Japanese Style, cooldown time is three minutes. Use flying swords instead of regular arrows to deliver a fatal blow to the target. The attack power is directly proportional to the quality of the flying sword. After use, it will be "blind" for one minute. Note: If the flying sword leaves the recovery range, the flying sword will be judged to be shattered.
Ordinary flying evildoers, third-grade, second-grade, first-grade immortal soldiers, and finally the magic weapons or called subordinate soldiers!
Needless to say, broken tears and saliva. He kept calling himself stupid. The two boxes in the finals are both priceless items, and the system's mysterious gift is definitely more advanced. Huihuang is also very envious of this bow. Although this bow has objective difficulties in replenishing arrow branches, it is undeniable that when Tang Hua grabs a fairy sword and flies towards any player, that player will be destroyed.
The three of them rejected Sun Ming Dazui's request to watch together, and closed the trial program at Xinxian Xiaohan Field, and came to the following conclusion! , You can only use level 5 such as Xie Feiyou as an attack method. The ordinary flying sword attack is very powerful, but if the opponent is protected by a fairy sword, it cannot cause an instant kill. 3. Since the three of them did not have rich fairy swords for testing, they could not determine the maximum attack value. 4. This bow is quite beautiful, and it looks like cow dung inserted into flowers.
Tang Hua denied the last point. Express regret for the third point, resentment for the second point, and dissatisfaction with the first point.
After doing all this, the three finally left the New Immortal World. The New Immortal World was temporarily closed because all the players left!
The three of them chose to show up in Chengdu, ready to celebrate with a glass of relatively expensive imported wine. But when the net landed, I felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the world! What's wrong is that Chengdu is covered with big-character posters. The walls were also covered with slogans. Originally, this system would be cleaned regularly, but judging from the number of slogans saved in Chengdu, it is not one person or a small group posting these.
The most common slogan: "Garbage kills dogs, and everyone can kill them."
A more common slogan: "Sha Po Dog, why didn't your dad shoot you against the wall?"
Commonly used is the language used by the female members of the player's family to greet players with the name "Sha Po Dog."
What is relatively rare is that some literate people ridicule "killing the dog." Including whether it has sexual function.
The most common one is: Sha Po Lang, I hate you!
Seeing this slogan, the three of them finally understood who the big-character poster was for. Broken and Tang Hua wiped away the cold sweat. When they returned to the human world, the first thing they felt was that they had become the public enemy, but unexpectedly, Sha Po Lang took the blame.
"Who did he offend?" the three asked at the same time. Although it was the same sentence, Huihuang had a caring tone. Shattering had a gloating tone, while Tang Hua had a gossiping tone. But all three of them wanted to know who launched such a physical and mental attack on Sha Po Lang.
If you have any problems, come to Sun Ming! Tang Hua greeted Sun Ming, who was also busy in Chengdu. Sun Ming said that he was penniless and would rather blow the river breeze with you than drink any more. Tang Hua generously said that he would foot the bill. Sun Ming didn't believe it. In the end, Huihuang agreed to pay the bill and finally dragged Sun Ming into the restaurant!
"Who? Xuan Xuan, who else is there?" Sun Ming said: "I heard that Xuan Xuan almost cried his eyes out because he was unable to attend the event in the New Immortal World on time."
"Wait! Did you hear it or is it a legend?"
"I heard that in recent public appearances, when this issue was mentioned, Xuanxuan cried while talking about it. He also said that this was the first time in his life that he had missed an appointment and that he was very sad and unhappy. Well." I have photos here. Sun Ming handed over a screenshot and said: "Lihua sheds tears, which is so touching that it breaks the hearts of men at least." So her fan club called on everyone to kill Sha Po Lang. After Xuanxuan found out, she publicly said: As long as Shapolang is willing to apologize to her and explain who is behind the scenes, she is willing to work hard to ease the fans' fierce emotions. "
"Ask Sha Po Lang to apologize?" Tang Hua was very surprised. Doesn't this woman know the consequences of Feng Yun Nu asking Sha Po Lang to apologize
Tang Hua asked: "Where is Sha Po Lang now?"
"Hell!" Sun Ming explained: "I came down from the New Immortal Realm with him, and we were targeted as soon as we arrived in Chengdu. Ten minutes later, five thousand people mobilized collectively and were killed. There are still thousands of people at the resurrection point. Keep him safe, unless he returns to the sect and becomes a concubine, otherwise it will not be a dream."
"Bullshit." Huihuang said angrily: "Sha Po Lang has a bad character, but he does bad things openly and honestly. He is not like some people who are sanctimonious, but full of evil. This, Eggplant" I didn't say "Really, how can you be so sanctimonious when you are dressed so sloppily?" I mean, it is too common to kill and be killed in a game. Now that I know that Sha Po Lang is not the mastermind, I still do it. It is to show my momentum of responding to everything. Or do you want to be the brightest protagonist of Two Swords? No matter what you do, you don’t have to abuse people like this."
Broken Interface: "Brilliant, sit down first, don't get excited. Let me put it this way. If it were you, me, or even Eggplant, Xuanxuan wouldn't dare to do this. You have the Kunlun Sword Gang behind you, and I have Penglai and Shuangshi. Eggplant is worse, but at least there are a few people from Shushan and a few of our friends. And what does Wolf have? His reputation is so bad, no one likes him, and no one will speak for him. "
"That's right!" Sun Ming responded: "According to what some of my colleagues know, Xuanxuan originally planned to become the Queen of Two Swords in the New Immortal World. But she didn't expect to be killed by the wolf. She probably took advantage of the situation and fired herself. . Let me ask you, except for some people in that circle, who among us who play games knows about singers and celebrities? But this time there is such a commotion, if you pick anyone up, they all know the existence of Xuanxuan. I have seen Xuanxuan cry and make men cry. A heartbreaking photo. Looking at today's newspaper, the report about your masters competing for supremacy is on the third page, while Xuanxuan occupies the first two pages. Popular! Quite popular! She has achieved a household name that is impossible to achieve in reality. "
Huihuang knew what they meant, but he still said: "If this matter doesn't concern Sha Po Lang, I probably won't care about it.
But Sha Po Lang is from the Yijian Gang, and I am the elder of the Yijian Gang. He and I are on the same podium again. I feel bad that he is being treated so badly. "
Sun Ming shook his head: "Sha Po Lang has been expelled from the Yijian Gang. The reason is: privately provoking external conflicts within the gang."
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