Talented beauty, pack of wolves! Seeking communication. WWw,QUAbEn-XIAoShUo,CoMCook the wolf! beg**! Naturally, a master like Tang Hua couldn't be so vulgar, so he asked someone to support him. After the message asking for support was sent to the group, each person in the friend group sent a message of contempt. It seems that this way is blocked and I have to find another way to make money.
Singing, I don’t have that throat. Selling oneself. Don't have that figure. Sell blood and no one will recycle it. Work hard. No one dares to ask for it.
So I can only look forward to it sadly and start to outline a plan in my mind to see how to get the cold picture out of the way.
hand.
Twenty-eight stones were quickly filled up, and Tang Hua was ready to leave. Sha Po Lang hurriedly grabbed Tang Hua and asked, "Well, can you take me with you?"
"Why are we taking you with me?" Tang Hua asked in confusion.
"Well... I... want to learn."
"Learn what?" Tang Hua was stunned for a while and suddenly said, "You don't mean to say that you want to learn how to pick up girls from me, do you?" Mo Jing is not very old either. He is only two years older than Mengmeng at most. This guy probably wants to gain true knowledge through practice.
"Well" probably means that. "
"You" are so old, don't you still have your first love? "Tang Hua is not an experienced person. His first love was the squad leader's woman, and then he fell in love normally. But with just this little experience, he could tell that Sha Po Lang was his first brother.
"Yes!" Sha Po Lang added, "It's just a secret love."
"The tuition is two hundred. Tuition and skills are included." You can brag.
"The deposit is fifty. You can give me another hundred and fifty when you catch Mengmeng."
"A hundred percent deposit." It was 100% impossible to pursue him, because he didn't want to pursue it at all.
"of!"
"goodbye!"
"A hundred is a hundred." Sha Po Lang hurriedly traded a banknote to Tang Hua. One hundred gold may be able to buy a lifetime of happiness.
Tang Hua sighed at the cash register. You might as well give me a hundred gold bribe to compensate me. As long as I put in a few nice words for you, I won't fail to give you a chance. Brother Chu is Brother Chu, and he is killing people like you who pursue love. At this moment, Tang Hua thought of Valentine's Day roses and Valentine's Day steak. That was the knife that truly killed people without blinking an eye.
Arriving at Zhongyuan Chengdu Square, Sha Po Lang asked: "What's the first step?"
Makeup mystery gift! "Tang Hua turned around and went to the Xuanyuan Messenger to redeem a mysterious gift, then prayed in his heart to the grandmother of the Six Realms Gods with Screws, and finally opened the mysterious gift box.
Well, "It's another box." It's still a box. It's still a box.
Tang Hua took a matchbox and asked, "What do you think is inside?"
"Speed!" Sha Po Lang was impatient.
"Buy Ga!" Tang Hua sadly took out a small ruler from the matchbox and said, "Wolf, don't ask me what this is, otherwise you will definitely go crazy and fall out."
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"What is it?" Sha Po Lang asked.
"You asked yourself. See for yourself.
Tang Hua showed the attributes of the ruler.
Nine Heavens Slide Rule: An ancient artifact. Can use extrapolation skills. The calculation is successful in combat status. The power of the next skill increases, and it causes unexpected and fatal damage. The calculation failed and the seal was sealed for ten minutes.
"Streaming Light Immortal Killing Slash!" Sha Po Lang spat out a small amount of blood and directly activated the gold-lettered skill. Don't give too many reasons for killing Tang Hua. Reason 1: I had every chance of getting 28 stones first, but bitch Tang swept away the Daughter Kingdom stone task. Reason two: Tang Hua is not guilty and Huai Chi is guilty. Reason three is also the most abhorrent. What is your mage doing with the best magic weapon of a warrior? If this falls into his own hands, it will be half of Wumang Zhenxie Po. If a person stands in the way of someone, he will kill someone; if someone stands in the way of a Buddha, he will kill a Buddha. The universe is great and I know it best...
"Wolf, don't be so impulsive." Tang Hua completely ignored the golden words. Comforting in the sword formation: "I'm not sad, why are you sad?"
"Why aren't you sad?"
"It's better to keep this kind of perverted thing in your own hands." Tang Hua was still quite satisfied with the appearance of a master who killed him, so that he could continue to maintain his position of being invincible.
"Why don't you lose blood?" Sha Po Lang asked his second question. However, before Tang Hua could answer, he jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. He quickly looked at his life, and sure enough, his life had bottomed out. Damn, I was molested again. Sha Po Lang believes that the most shameless magic weapon in the world is Tang Hua's broken mirror. It's completely the stuff of dead Taoist friends but poor Taoists.
So perverted! Tang Hua admired. This guy is even more perverted than his own measuring stick. And it's more kind to use the calculation than the celestial ruler. There is only one red line in the sky. You have to stop the red dot at the red line. The nine-day slide rule gives you an arithmetic problem. For example, the (flash) middle (?) (?) blade. The numbers cannot be repeated and must be answered within three seconds, otherwise the ruler will be sealed for ten minutes. It seems very simple, but when it comes to combat, you have to be distracted to calculate this within the specified time, which is very demanding on the player's comprehensive ability.
Having said that, the measuring ruler is just an immortal weapon after all. The nine-day slide rule is an artifact. The artifact is so hard to find that no one dares to hope for it. If Tang Hua knew it, he would kill Lang's magic sword. As for the Zimao Nakou Demon Suppressing Sword, it is nominally a divine weapon. But it's not as useful as a fire stick. Uh-huh! Fortunately, he didn't fall into the hands of Sha Po Lang. He denied that others didn't bully him as much as he bullied him.
System description early. The stone is bound, and the gift redeemed is also bound. What else can I do to kill the wolf? I can only pray that I can get an eight-day slide rule next time.
After that, Sha Po Lang started to talk about learning to pick up girls again.
"Don't worry!" Tang Hua took Sha Po Lang to the south of the city. As expected, there were gang recruitment everywhere.
Tang Hua took out an application to join the Realm of Gods, and then signaled that Sha Po Lang also submitted the application. The two of them were relaxed, but the guy in charge of recruiting went crazy when he saw the two of them talking about each other. Although he is the core of the God Realm, he also has two deities in front of him, but it is really not something he can do. He hurriedly contacted the gang: "Seven, it's a pity that the gang leaders and elders have gone to the Shanhai Realm, so we can't contact them at all.
In the end, he could only invite the two gods to rest in a teahouse, and he paid for the tea in advance. Then spend money to teleport to the Ichimoku Kingdom of the Mountain and Sea Realm, and get in touch with the Winner and the others."
When the winner heard the names of these two people, he immediately became furious without even asking about their intentions. But after the subordinates explained that these two people had applied to join the gang, they were stunned for a long time.
What's the meaning? Apply to join the gang? Are all gangs in the world dead? Or is there some conspiracy? Could it be that the Three Gangs are secret agents within their own ranks and are preparing to dismantle the Sword Immortal Stone? Although the winner is indeed suspicious, it is undeniable that his suspicion is quite normal. Let’s not talk about his mortal enemy with Sha Po Lang. Let’s talk about Tang Hua. All the hatred and resentment can be pulled by a truck.
Winner Takes It All planned to refuse outright. But he was stopped by the winner. After all, the winner is a woman, and women are more delicate. She believes that these two people must not be refused to join the gang. Reason 1: It will have a bad impact on the reputation of the gang. If the gang members know that two masters applied but were rejected, they will obviously not be optimistic about the future of the gang. Reason 2: If you provoke these two people directly, be careful. They will become angry and kill them if they see the realm of gods. You must know that these two people are the only two people who play demons in the game. They don’t care about merit at all when they kill people. Reason:: If three The gang wants to send spies, but they won't send such obvious spies, they are too famous. Therefore, the winner is last. Based on the above reasons, we have to convince the winner to be king. We have to discuss it again.
The winner is king. He felt deeply that what his wife said was reasonable, so he ordered: Those with the level of hall master or above
meeting!
As soon as the meeting started, everyone heard about what had happened. Among the confused crowd, Mengmeng's scream was particularly harsh. She immediately made her attitude clear: They would never be allowed to join the gang. As for why. Mengmeng said that even if he were beaten to death, he would not say anything.
If she doesn’t say it, Boundless Special Edition will. A certain hall leader received the special issue he subscribed to and understood what was going on at the first glance. Then he read out the title of this special issue during the meeting: Yanxiong is sad about beauty, and the best master falls in love. The special issue then describes Tang Hua's courtship. Then conduct your own analysis of the consequences of courtship. Then there was a meeting of experts to analyze why Tang Hua fell in love with Mengmeng. According to the conclusion of the meeting, Tang fell in love with Meng. It was natural, necessary, responsible for mankind, and not accidental.
At this time, Shuangjian Daily published another news. The news was that Tang Hua had quit the Shuangshi Gang because he was grabbing territory and killing his own people. Compared to Sun Ming's gossip, Shuangjian Daily is obviously much more authoritative. So everyone quickly guessed the cause and course of the incident.
First of all, when Tang Hua was killed by Mengmeng in Leizhou, he fell in love with Mengmeng, and then carried out brutal revenge on Mengmeng completely to cover up the fact that he fell in love with Mengmeng. This can be seen from the fact that he never participated in the siege of Lushan. Then this person was expelled from the gang because of some misbehavior. It happened that he met the goddess Mengmeng in his heart when he was most depressed, and his psychological defense line was suddenly broken, so the courtship incident in the Daughter Kingdom happened. Then Mengmeng fled, but Tang Hua refused to give up and planned to join the gang. But he was afraid that he would be rejected by Mengmeng because he was not worthy enough, and he was also afraid of being accused of having ulterior motives, so he roped in Sha Po Lang and joined the gang together.
The winner is king: "The weight of these two people is not light. Everyone knows that the first appeal of online games is equipment, the second is level, and the third is money. Let me talk about the advantages first. These two people joined the gang, first of all Firstly, we have put an end to the idea of the three gangs destroying us. Secondly, more people will join us because the strength of our gang has increased. Also, they are familiar with the leaders of the three gangs, and this Oriental Eggplant seems to be the same as the editor-in-chief of the Boundless Special Issue, Dharma Boundless Reality They are friends. In today's relatively weak situation, this is what we need most. Of course, there are also shortcomings, such as killing the wolf, grabbing the helper "Six Relatives Disrecognized, let alone the gang, even me, he will still attack, and of course Dongfang Eggplant is trying to steal their own territory this time. In addition, they never participate in gang activities in the gang, never do gang tasks, don’t help, and they don’t recruit people to join their own alliance, so I want to ask for everyone’s opinions.
Mengmeng raised his hand: "Objection, object! You don't know, that person is holding a rose in his hand and his eyes are so straight that I break out in a sweat."
The winner said: "As for this reason, please ignore it. He wants to join a gang, but he didn't say he wanted to pursue Mengmeng. Do you have any other opinions?"
Very Jian: "Add it! Anyway, they will rob it without adding it, and they will rob it if it is added. At least if it is added, people will be shy when trying to rob it. At the very least, they will be polite before attacking. It is equivalent to giving them two guild positions and buying them. A few dead people."
"Well, what Feijian said makes sense. And I heard that these two people don't even open a gang channel. Basically, there is no difference between them and without them. And they don't offend them, and they also have to worry about doing certain things. .Furthermore, if the Three Gangs really call again, Dongfang Eggplant can help us earn a few points without even using our hands or words.
Mengmeng objected and asked, "How do you know he won't stay out of it?"
"Isn't this also you?"
Tang Dan has always wanted to create a situation where Mengmeng thought he had thoughts about her, and Ben was still planning. But I didn’t expect it at the meeting in the realm of God. Due to everyone's preconceived opinions, we directly came to a conclusion for Mengmeng. This girl really likes herself.
If you tell a lie once, it is a lie; if you tell it a hundred or a thousand times, even the liar will be hypnotized by himself and believe it to be true.
"good". The winner is king and said: "Since there are no opinions, the matter is settled. For the next issue, which hall will they be placed in?"
The group said: "Of course it is the Chitang where Elder Mengmeng is also the hall leader."
"That makes sense! Then Mengmeng and I will go back to the Central Plains first, go through the formalities for peace, and stop by. We will attend the ceremony."
System prompt: You join the God's Realm Gang and you are assigned to Chitang!
The winner is the king. He went to Chitang Ying and said: "Welcome the best master of double swords."
"Hello, Hall Master." Tang Hua called from the channel at the entrance of the hall, clearly not seeing the presence of the Gang Leader. Sha Po Lang didn't say a word, just watched Tang Hua seduce Meng Meng.
"Hello!" Mengmeng replied awkwardly and asked: "The gang is painting stones in Xuanwu Country, will you come together?"
"Reimbursement" Tang Hua hurriedly held back his words and said, "Come on!"
"Mengmeng," Tang Hua looked at Mengmeng and said, "Actually, I know I am very abrupt, and I also know, forget it, I just hope to make friends with you. I know you have opinions about me, but I also hope that you Give me a chance to show off."
Misty and silent. From these words, we can see the generation gap between the two.
Men of her generation would say: You are mine, I believe it. Even if you have a husband, you are still mine. A naked explanation is not as euphemistic as Tang Hua. Mengmeng said listlessly: "Let's paint the rocks together first."
"I, Tang Hua, am a little embarrassed: "It is an all-attack spell and may accidentally attack one of your own. "
"It's fire, right? It doesn't matter. Everyone will understand."
"Yeah, that's good!" Tang Hua sent out the Samadhi True Fire, and the system immediately notified: Mengmeng is in a counterattack state against you. Tang Hua was embarrassed and put his hands down. The counterattack state lasted for one minute. During this minute, the two of them could not add assist state to each other or use the silent life magic power on each other.
technique.
Real ink stains, not refreshing at all. After Mengmeng took the medicine, he shook his head and said it didn't matter.
Feilong Tanyun Hand Level: Mana consumption is low to steal unbound items from humanoid targets at close range. If you fail to steal, your merits will be reduced and you will be forced to stay in body for five seconds. The success rate is related to level and mana. Currently the highest success rate, times,
I steal! Mana consumption spider. If unsuccessful, freeze for five seconds. Since he was already in a counterattack state, Mengmeng did not receive any more system warnings.
I'll steal again! Damn, failed again. No more mana. After Tang Hua recovered some mana, he cast Samadhi True Fire, the least mana-consuming spell, and then waited for his mana to recover.
Sha Po Lang felt like he had been fooled. After observing for a long time, he didn't find that Tang Hua had any effective method that he could learn from. The only thing he could do was to stick it on the girl. The girl had already flown away twice. Why are you so shameless? stick.
Tang Hua accidentally raised his hand. After bumping into Mengmeng's arm, Tang Hua gave Mengmeng a wry smile, and Mengmeng shook his head numbly. Tang Hua saw that she didn't care about him, so he hurriedly fished it out with one hand. This fishing made stars shine in Tang Hua's eyes. He was successful. Hahaha, the hard days are over. I'm leaving. But when he saw the stolen goods thrown into the Qiankun bag, Tang Hua vomited blood and cursed: "You are a fool." It turned out to be a sandwich cookie. Tang Hua looked at Meng Meng's figure in profile and slandered in his mind: He is still eating when he is so fat. Is it easy for me to succeed once
Mengmeng felt extremely uncomfortable being pressed against Tang Hua. She always felt that Tang Hua was looking at her face, chest and lower body with lustful eyes. It's as disgusting as if a caterpillar is attached to itself. But when he changed positions, the pervert came up again. It was hard for me to tell him to die, but when I thought about how long this life would end, Mengmeng felt sad.
"I'm going to a nearby town to buy some food." Mengmeng made an excuse.
"I'll go with you!" Tang Hua immediately picked up: "I'll protect you."
"Thank you! No need." Mengmeng gritted his teeth.
"You" hate me? Tang Hua said sadly: "I know I'm not handsome, I don't have money, and I don't have a good reputation." I swear to my mother, I really don’t have the luxury of asking you to be my girlfriend. I just want to "be by your side and protect you. In the future, if you find the right one,"
Meng Meng pressed his forehead on his palms and sighed: "Let's go together." Don't keep bumping into me! It's always in the counterattack state. Although it doesn't lose blood, you won't be annoyed by the system refresh rate. "
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" His grandma's legs! This damn woman actually wants to buy food. Sister, if you want to buy a whole Qiankun bag, aren’t you forcing me to steal from you until the end of my life? One minute is full, which means there are two thefts in one minute. According to the eclipse chance, you will win once every 5 minutes. After deducting the success of consecutive attacks on the same target, the success rate is about once every minute. Assuming that the Dead Woman's Universe Bag has sixty-four slots and the bound items have twelve slots, there are still fifty-two slots. Assuming that the fifty-two grids are all full, and Naichi succeeds once, it will take about "Holy shit." Six and a half hours to steal the items he needs. Oh God! Stay with a woman for six and a half hours. ,Help,"
The winner of the vague news is: "He always eats me and touches me almost every minute. Although it is not a sensitive area, it is really uncomfortable. For the sake of my step sister, please help me think of something to do."
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"Ah, isn't he his first love? It is said that people who fall in love for the first time want to melt together and touch each other's body when nothing happens to achieve their own psychological satisfaction."
"No way? Judging from his appearance, he is probably Erfeng and Sansi. He's not too bad looking."
"It's hard to say! I'm not afraid or not. In reality, I'm still afraid of people being perverted. Games don't matter. Besides, if someone likes you so much, you can't be considered a loser if they take advantage of you."
"That's true, he is the number one master after all." Mengmeng replied with a bit of vanity.
Tang Hua abandoned Mengmeng who was buying food and returned to the fighting site with a dark face. Then he traded Sha Po Lang and dumped biscuits, cucumbers, snow peas, plums and other items. For bananas, he just succeeded again, but the system prompted him that the bag was full. Angry! (Unfinished lines continued, if you want to know more, How is the matter? Please log in to Jijiba for more chapters. Support the author and genuine reading.
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