...Wuwu said that good things come in many ways. Is it a good thing for two people to share the same piano? Obviously not, Xiao Dou Mo. WWw. QuanBen-XiaoShuo. COm brilliantly and easily obtained the Jade Wutong Qin and committed suicide heroically. Why is it heroic? Because at this stage, the experience dropped by death cannot be regained by just practicing. Tang Hua is at level fifty-four, and he has to chew his gills to practice with his head turned on for twelve hours. You must know that Tang Hua is still a super group attack. Of course, because he is a mage, he pulls fewer monsters. Like Huihuang, the shot is quick. There are also some small skills that can kill enemies in a small area. But it won’t take a whole day to clean up the nephew. On the other hand, Sha Po Lang is much better. He has three sword wraths. After pulling in the group of monsters, the Demon Sword is basically cleared.
Chengdu, Young Master Restaurant. The young master had been notified by Tang Hua early, and when he saw the three big guys arriving, he set up the entrance door. Sun Ming would not let it go if he knew the news. He also quickly arrived at the restaurant to watch the first scratching competition of the two swords. It is said to be the first time because the prizes created this time are unprecedented and unprecedented. Broken Star Mo Jing also wanted to join in the fun, but unfortunately after closing, there could only be a small group led by the young master in the restaurant, so he could only wait for news outside the building.
The profit-sharing trio outside the restaurant were even more nervous than Tang Hua, and they fulfilled their duty as men to comfort women: "Don't worry, it's not like you don't know Eggplant's character."
Mo Jing said: "You know Eggplant's character. But with Glory, Eggplant shouldn't know character, right?"
Xingxing: "I said broken. I've always wanted to ask you why your girlfriend is like that. You said it's okay if I don't give you the sword, but why don't you even get a dividend?"
"Don't mention it!" Xingxing poked at the broken heart. Shattered looked like he couldn't bear to look back on the past: "After all, she can't be considered my girlfriend yet."
"Then you still take her with you every day?"
"You won't understand." Broken shook his hair: "A wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than a steal, a steal is worse than not being able to steal, and being unable to steal is worse than being unable to catch up. Not being able to catch up is the best state."
"Tch!" Even the girls were disdainful at the same time. Don't they mean the same thing after saying so many things? What's the meaning? That is: cheap!
Broken shook his finger: "I really should teach you a lesson. You must remember that the easier it is to get something, the less men will cherish it. The old saying goes: You can't read a book unless you borrow it. You should think about this sentence carefully. Live another life Ten years later, is it your husband who is looking for a mistress, or is it you Hongxing who cheated on you? The key lies in your understanding of this sentence. I'm sorry, brother, what I'm talking about is your lifelong happiness." Listed a group of ways to catch trouble. Then asked: "Which one to choose?"
Tang Hua asked: "What is catching a mouse's tail?"
Huihuang took a piece of paper and a pen and wrote the three words "give up, give up and success" on the paper, and then the three words
"No!" Sha Po Lang objected: "Where the lines cross is easy to cause disputes, I suggest counting toothpicks. Everyone grabs a handful, and the one with an odd number of toothpicks will be eliminated."
"No!" Tang Hua bowed
"Why?" Huihuang thought Sha Po Lang's proposal was not bad.
"Because it was him who suggested it, there must be something fishy."
"You think I'm you?" Sha Po Lang took out his magic sword. Tang Hua threw the ruler, and Huihuang quickly stepped forward to stop him.
The young master chuckled, put three toothpick jars on the table and said, "Each person chooses one by himself, and odd numbers are eliminated. I really can't think of a way to cheat."
"I agree!" Huihuang said: "Don't say I have no light, even if there are, I can't count how many are in it. Sha Po Lang. Eggplant, what are your opinions
Sha Po Lang and Tang Hua looked at each other: "Okay!"
Sun Ming smiled evilly in his heart and gave the young master a message: "You cheated."
"Oh? You can tell me how I can cheat."
"If my guess is correct, the toothpicks in these three jars are all odd numbers. Obviously the eggplant knows it, so it doesn't matter which jar you pick. The important thing is to get rid of all the toothpicks in the jar."
"What if they want to guess an even number?"
"Then there will be a draw, and then you will get three more even-numbered toothpick jars from a certain three tables."
"Then why do you think you didn't get the toothpick?"
"It's too simple to deceive people. Everyone thinks that others don't know whether there are single or double toothpicks. So at this time, someone took a toothpick jar and poured it into his sleeve. If one toothpick was poured out, no one would notice. That way, nothing would happen. Is it an even number?"
"Haha, many people think that just by looking at a pair of eyes, they can become the god of gambling, or have a fair chance of gambling. It's a pity, they don't know that gambling is the worst of all evils, and they can touch anything, but they can't touch gambling and drugs! By the way "Say, such a damaging idea is not my idea."
The three of them each grabbed a toothpick jar in their hands. Seeing that the two of them were facing formidable enemies, Huihuang said generously: "I'll come first, Wu Bian."
"Here it is!" Sun Ming carefully took the toothpick jar, opened the lid and poured it on the table. Then he took a chopstick and slowly separated the toothpicks into groups of four, and said in his mouth: "Four, four, four concepts." "Sorry, brilliant, it's an odd number. "
"Alas" Huihuang smiled bitterly: "This is my fate!"
"I'll be next." Tang Hua put the toothpick jar on the table.
"Four, four", even number, everyone applauded. "After Sun Ming finished his report, Jihua applauded warmly.
Finally, it was Sha Po Lang. Sun Ming moved it very carefully: "Four, four," a drop of cold sweat fell down, but Sun Ming was not an ordinary person. He reported without any expression: "Even number."
The young master and Tang Hua were each shocked. However, their expressions were not revealed at all, and they only exchanged rapid text messages: "Master. Did you count wrongly?"
"I guarantee it with my personality. I have counted each Yao Zi three times. Why now?"
"It seems that this damn Sha Po Lang is smart."
Sha Po Lang sneered and said, "Now that we are the only two, why not try a different gambling method." "What kind of bet?" Tang Hua asked.
"Now the system time is at a concave point. Let's go to the resurrection point and bet on whether the first player to be resurrected after the field point is male or female."
Banana, you big watermelon, this dead wolf came prepared. Even if the King of Hell is my second uncle, there is no way he can do this! So fucking poisonous. Tang Hua was about to refute, but Huihuang said: "This is a good idea. Do you think it's eggplant?"
If you don't agree, it means you have a guilty conscience. No matter how cunning the hunter is, he can't escape from Eggplant's grasp. Tang Hua said calmly: "Of course."
From small-scale gambling to gambling in public places, the three people blatantly persuaded the players around the resurrection point. The players were very cooperative after learning about the gambling situation. And helped raise the cordon.
"Male or female?" Sha Po Lang asked.
"Male!" Tang Hua was sure. Thinking about it, he knew that although this was a semi-forced game, the ratio of men to women on Earth was 8. In addition, male gamers are much more adventurous than women, so there is a 70% chance of winning if you choose a man.
"Okay! Then I will choose a girl. Huihuang, please look at the time. After Sha Po Lang finished speaking, he went to the side and waited quietly. Tang Hua felt inexplicable pressure. Sha Po Lang seemed a little too confident today.
Ji Ao resurrected three people, all men.
Peng said that four people were resurrected, three men and one woman.
There are three people in the resurrection: two women and one man.
"Start!" Huihuang shouted loudly as he was optimistic about the system's unification time.
Sha Po Lang narrowed his eyes slightly and seemed to have a mocking smile on his lips. Tang Hua, on the other hand, obviously lacked confidence, scratching his ears and raking his head. The audience also held their breath. There is no more exciting gambling game than this. Firstly, both opponents are recognized masters. Secondly, the prize is the best weapon everyone knows. Finally, this gambling method is too heart-wrenching to stare at again and again.
One second, two seconds,"
"Ah!" All the audience exclaimed at the same time. In the second second, a magnificent scene appeared at the resurrection point that was unprecedented and unprecedented. More than 20 female players were resurrected collectively. In the third second, ten more female players were revived, and even in the fourth second, five female players appeared at the resurrection point.
Not one of the nearly forty resurrected players is male, not even close to a male player. The absolutely impossible happened. Tang Hua's face was ashen. Is it because you do too many bad things and you are punished by God? Or the King of Hell is dissatisfied that he keeps sending people to bother him. As a result, the back door was opened? Tang Hua wanted to have a drink at this time.
"Thank you!" Sha Po Lang traded the Jade Wutong Qin, nodded slightly to Hui Huang, walked to Tang Hua and asked, "Do you know why you lose and I win today?"
"Why?"
"Because I have friends." Sha Po Lang smiled and gently touched Tang Hua's face, then flew towards the mission management office with the flying sword at his feet.
Broken came over and patted the ashen-faced Tang Hua on the shoulder to comfort him: "Forget it, this thing is just like a woman. You can't bring it with you alive or dead. Otherwise, I'll treat you to a drink."
Tang Hua said painfully: "It will take at least a few days first.
Broken smiled bitterly, not knowing what to say. He had no choice but to pat his shoulders again to express comfort and wink at Huihuang, signaling not to bother Tang Hua. Huihuang understood and pulled Xingxing and Mo Jing to eat together. Leave Tang Hua with Sun Ming.
Sun Ming separated from the crowd watching the commotion, pulled Tang Hua to a nearby teahouse, asked for a private room and pushed Tang Hua in.
"Don't think about why, you were fooled!" Sun Ming said after serving tea to Tang Hua: "They have already plotted against you. To say that you are not usually so easily fooled, you still look down on Sha Po Lang too much. A arrogant soldier must Defeat. So in general, you did not lose to Sha Po Lang, but you lost to yourself."
"Don't you dare say sarcastic words." Tang Hua drank all the tea in one gulp and arranged the table: "Boss, serve the wine!"
"Stop making trouble, who sells you wine in the teahouse?" Sun Ming threw a can of beer to Tang Hua and asked, "Have you noticed the resurrected female players?"
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"Those mothers are not only from the same gang but also from the same gang."
"I" really didn't pay attention. "The blow was too big. Tang Hua couldn't accept it for a while and didn't pay attention to it at all.
"I only found out through interviews with my subordinates. They are all the associates of Mengmeng, your current gang leader of the Divine Realm Gang, and they are all women." Seeing that Tang Hua was still confused, Sun Ming explained in more detail: "They are around Chengdu. According to Meng Meng's order, they would fight at the same time, for example, start fighting every second, and take off their equipment. It would only take a few seconds for them to die. In this way, they would be resurrected within four minutes. The purpose of arranging so many people is to infinitely increase the probability of a female player appearing first."
"They are all from the same gang. If they don't help me, then why are they working together to plot against me?" Tang Hua was furious.
"Don't worry, I really don't know about the winner. But having said that, you have offended Mengmeng, otherwise you wouldn't have done this to one of your own. Even if they are friends according to Sha Po Lang, but People in the same gang are always wary, after all, this involves a weapon that is close to a magic weapon."
"I offended her.
Banana's! Tang Hua only felt a little guilty towards Mengmeng, and did not feel that he was at fault: "When did this damn mother meet Sha Po Lang's eyes?" No! How did Sha Po Lang know that I would do that. Gambling method? "
"Aren't you arrogant?" Sun Ming despised: "You think I am the best in the world and don't take other people's IQ seriously. You already have a very superior mentality in front of Sha Po Lang. For example, when you were toothpicking. Sha Po Lang didn't see through it. If there is a flaw, he will object. Having said that, he should be able to see through your trick, after all, he knows you well enough. Even if he doesn't, he only needs to remove a toothpick, and the outcome is still 50-50 as long as you cheat. , then he is determined to win. So when you play with toothpicks, he is already in a state of excitement, and you are defeated! The next step is to lead you all to talk tricks. After Sun Ming's analysis, Tang Hua suddenly understood, but he still endured He couldn't help but laugh and curse: "Damn big banana. "
"Can you stop cursing with fruit?"
"Damn it, Chinese cabbage." Tang Hua took a deep breath and said, "This kid is getting more and more promising, but it's not unfair." Ran Lai's mess always has to be paid back. I kind of like him now. "
"Oh? Don't say you won't take revenge?"
"Please. Liking is one thing, but revenge is another." Tang Hua drank tea again and said, "It's not a gentleman to not retaliate against a grudge. It's a seventh-level flying sword from Carrot. I told him to spit it out with the profit."
"Why are you vomiting?"
"It's boring for you to do this. Didn't I shout slogans twice to restore my confidence and increase my hatred towards the enemy?"
While talking, Feijian's message arrived, tea was everywhere, and Tang Hua became angry again. He took the letter and said: "Letter from Sha Po Lang: Although both of you were unlucky, you both contributed to this fairy sword. In order to thank you for your help, I would like to present you with a banknote. Please accept it. Brilliant, a thousand pieces of gold, Oriental Eggplant Yijin
"
Tang Hua happily took a gold and silver ticket and sent a letter back with two words: "Thank you!"
Sha Po Lang was silent after receiving the letter. This guy must have adjusted his mentality too quickly. It seems that it is best to stay away from the Central Plains in the near future. Although he won one round, he didn't have as many tricks as anyone else.
Huihuang slapped a silver note on the table and said, "Who has the courage to accompany me to get the sword?"
Tang Hua and Broken shook their heads. Xingxing and Mo Jing raised their hands to sign up but were ignored by Huihuang.
"I no longer want to go to that place that capsized my boat." Tang Hua said frankly. Of course, the main reason is that he thinks that with just three masters, they really can't win the main sword.
Broken then said: "Brothers," I still have to chase women, and I really have no interest in going to Wushan anymore.
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Shattered took a sixth-level sword when he was at the bottom of the sea, and Huihuang still uses the fourth-level golden fairy sword that Tang Hua bought from Sha Po Lang. Naturally, his desire for the fairy sword was strong. Seeing Huihuang, Tang Hua couldn't bear to say with disappointment: "Brilliant, we may not be able to win if we all go. I think you might as well apply for gang assistance. You are an elder and you have a good reputation in the gang, so everyone will sell you this face. "
"Face is spent on the blade." Huihuang naturally also wanted to do Jiutian Xuannv's thing: "But Eggplant is right, the three of us are really not strong enough."
Tang Hua said: "You didn't plan to buy Sha Po Lang's seventh-level sword? Sha Po Lang's own magic weapon is enough. It would be a waste to smash another sword."
"I've thought about it!" Huihuang sighed: "Lang said there will be a public auction in Luoyang next month. He said that if I succeed in bidding, I will return the money. So I plan to go to Shanhai Realm to paint stones for a month. Which of you will go?"
Broken Drinking: "Chasing Girls,"
Tang Hua: "Being included in the collection
Mo Jing raised her hand: "Me, me!"
This time Hui Hui finally stopped ignoring her, said hello, and left the restaurant with Mo Jing. Brilliant as soon as they are gone. Broken and said goodbye, he had to chase the girl again. Xingxing and Tang Hua were the only two people left in the entire restaurant.
Seeing that Tang Hua was about to leave, Xingxing hurriedly grabbed his clothes, abandoned his reserve and asked, "Do you know why I still accompany you to Wushan despite my busy schedule?"
Yes! She had wondered why Xingxing came to help her earlier. It is said that the Shanhai Realm is currently under development. As a hall leader and the sister of the gang leader, she should have to stay there. And the stars are different from everyone else. Fairy swords are not very useful. They are fortune tellers and liars. They can make a living with just two coins and a sharp mouth. But why did she really come to help him when he just called her? Could it be?" Tang Hua shuddered and said, "As much as I love my brother, I am already very tired. "
She is so narcissistic, Xingxing sighed, but now is not the time to care about this matter, she said directly: "Actually, I help you, I hope you can help me with the task."
"Ha!" Tang Huapi said with a smile: "You? The female leader of the second gang, the leader of the joint hall, known as the turkey with two swords in the world, who wants the wind to win the wind, and the rain to rain. Who is the black and white? Seeing that you don’t call me Sister Xingxing, if you ask me to help you with your mission, do you think too highly of me?”
"If you don't want to help, don't help. Why are you saying that?" Xingxing turned around and left immediately.
When he reached the stairs and saw that Tang Hua didn't stop him, he turned around and stomped his feet sadly: "You really don't help.
Tang Hua poked his teeth with a toothpick and stared at the stars until he saw the stars getting hairy. Then Tang Hua said, "I'll help you if you promise me something."
Xingxing was overjoyed: "Say it!"
"Don't fall in love with me."
Xingxing was choked by these words for a long time before he finally managed to say: "Okay! I promise you that I will never love you in the past, present or future. I can even stop treating you as a man or a human being."
"The last sentence is omitted." Tang Hua pointed to the seat: "Tell me about your mission."
Xingxing sat down and said, "You know that I study Guigu's arithmetic, but do you know that Sun Nao and Pang Juan are also Guigu's disciples?"
Tang Hua nodded: "It can be seen that whether the apprentice is trash or not has little to do with the master."
I will endure! Xingxing continued: "It is said that the two of them completed three tasks of Guiguzi when they left the army. And now I have received such a task, but instead of leaving the army, I took the artifact."
"Sacred weapon?" Tang Hua jumped up, his eyes shining green.
"Don't make any assumptions. I only have copper coins in the whole game that I can use. Legend has it that the accuracy has surpassed that of space missiles. It can calculate the location of people two levels higher than me, and it can even intercept text messages from fellow practitioners to the player. "
"It's a magical tool for detecting other people's secrets." Tang Hua sat back weakly: "You say it!" (To be continued)
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