Taking Sha Po Lang to take a calligraphy test is easy to say, let alone Sha Po Lang, Tang Hua Pao Feng Mu. WWw, QuanBen-XiaoShuo, CoM The behavior of people blocking the road in the game is very unpopular. In novels, a man is often abducted by a woman to go shopping, and accidentally meets a blind man who tells fortunes. Fortune tellers are usually blind, and they are really blind and fake. It’s not a big problem. Fortune tellers will tell women, what’s going on with your marriage, and use cryptic language to indicate that your man is the one next to you. He calls me a liar in his heart. Then the girl starts to pay attention to the boy, and finally discovers the boy. "The advantages of it." Well, you have to discover it at the end. It's best to wake up and realize: Damn, he turned out to be such a good man.
So Tang Hua feels awkward no matter what he thinks. Isn't this a tendency to be rigid? But for his lofty goal, Tang Hua finally spoke. Of course Tang Huawei would not say: Let's take a calligraphy test. As soon as these words came out, people probably drew their swords and turned against him. Tang Hua's reason was: Idol, please help me choose some equipment for tomorrow's marathon.
Shapolang Diren asked Tang Huabiao to call himself his idol for the hundredth time, and then a bunch of accelerating equipment and two accelerating flying swords came out. Sha Po Lang said generously: Just pick a few items and get a 40% discount.
Produced by Sha Po Lang, it must be a high-quality product. To be honest, there are two pieces of equipment that really make Tang Hua's heart flutter. But "be reserved." Tang Hua said that he couldn't cheat his friends, and he couldn't use such a good thing, and he only had the bonus from the swimming competition in his pocket. When Sha Po Lang saw that everything was fine, he hadn't gone to the market to search for treasures in a long time, so he Agree.
"Made from the skin of the finest god-raised cow. Its attributes are almost equal to those of golden equipment. It adds blood, gas, and attack. It only sells for thirty gold."
"Take care of your garbage bags, garbage sale, starting from one gold, welcome to come here to find treasures."
"Magic weapon, magic weapon" only costs three hundred gold. Come try your luck. It may be an artifact or an immortal artifact. For only three hundred gold, you have a chance to shake hands with the artifact.
Zapolang looked at the attributes of the clothes and then looked at Tang Hua: "The equipment level of this blue suit is just right. It also adds blood, speeds up, and absorbs damage. It only costs thirty gold, which is quite a bargain."
"Okay!" Tang Hua bought a piece of garbage and shouted to the stars: "Why haven't you died yet? I'm at the end of East Street."
"I was on the east street, and I met a girl who insisted that I be her husband. I couldn't get away from her."
Who asked you to put on fortune-telling equipment so early? Tang Hua replied: "Kill her."
"Please, I have professional ethics."
"Sister, I spent 80 gold to buy a bunch of garbage. If you don't come over, I will go bankrupt." By the way, he looked down upon Sha Po Lang's eyes when choosing equipment. Even the most basic defensive properties of clothing are ignored.
"All right!"
A minute later, the star appeared not far away, shouting slogans as he walked towards the two of them: "Fortune telling and fortune telling. One hexagram and one gold. Fortune telling, marriage fortune telling, concave fortune telling, task fortune telling."
Tang Hua's news: "Get away so quickly?"
"Yeah! I told the girl that I was actually Dongfang Eggplant, and I came up with this trick just to chase her, so she disappeared."
Tang Hua gritted his teeth. Wasn't this an obvious scolding of himself
The two sides were getting closer and closer, and a girl beside the store suddenly tugged on the clothes of the man next to her: "There are fortune tellers."
Depend on! He is obviously a liar, but you still fall for it? It's better to let me go. Tang Hua reached the star in one stride, pushed the man and woman aside and said sincerely, "Master, please help me with my fortune telling."
Sha Po Lang shouted from behind: "Feng Huo, that's a player, and most likely a liar." He just shouted in the street, not giving any face to the liar Xing Xing.
"Call me a liar?" Xingxing held the sign in one hand and put his other hand on his waist: "Do you dare to take a bet with me?"
"Not interested in."
Xingxing grabbed two pieces of copper and smiled coldly: "You don't dare, Sha Po Lang."
Sha Po Lang was shocked and glanced at Tang Hua. Tang Hua was obviously surprised. Could it be that he was the one who said that his whereabouts had been discovered? Sha Po Lang looked at Xingxing for a while, and Xingxing looked at each other without fear. After a few seconds, Tang Hua said: "There are too many people on the street. It's too ambiguous to look at it like this. Why don't we find a private room?"
"Okay!" Sha Po Lang said coldly, "I'm asking a question. If you answer correctly, you get a hundred gold. If you answer incorrectly, I'll kill you."
"good".
The players were seated on the left and right, looking at each other. Referee Tang Hua said: "Lei, dog!"
"Ask!" Sha Po Lang showed the magic sword: "What is this sword for?"
Sha Po Lang was surprised to find that after Xingxing closed his eyes, the two copper plates in his hand began to shine. A minute later, Xingxing opened his eyes and answered: "This sword is a divine weapon, and it is also a magic weapon. There are two women in the sword. The ghosts host, one is blue and the other is red, the red one is the fierce ghost, and the blue one is the host body of the sword."
"Crack!" Sha Po Lang crushed the teacup in his hand. This was too incredible. Every time I take a mission and arrive in Gujiang Country, a red and blue female ghost will appear to issue the mission. The blue ghost is very kind. The red ghost is very violent. "This" is a secret that no one else knows except himself. Sure enough, there are strange people in the world. Sha Po Lang has always looked down on the alchemist profession. Those who catch ghosts, exorcise ghosts, and summon thunder and rain, he especially doesn't look at them. Scholars tell fortunes and read stars like this. Unexpectedly, with three hundred and sixty-five lines, he will be the number one scholar. His skill can really cover the sky with one hand. One hundred gold! Sha Po Lang willingly traded it.
The third confrontation: Sha Po Lang was defeated miserably.
"Since Master knows that I am Sha Po Lang, do you know the purpose of my coming here?" Just now I was counting items, now I am counting tasks. Xingxing took out the paper and pen confidently: "Please write a word. A small sample! Let you know what is called professional fortune telling."
Sha Po Lang took the pen and wrote without thinking: Kill!
Xingxing nodded and said: "You can see from this word that you have a deep murderous intention in your heart. Let's take a look at it. Below the word "kill" is a but with an extra horizontal line, which means negation. It means that your purpose this time must not be a small one, which represents a contradiction. , a very right-wing contradiction. Suozhou Biaokai. The first task is to kill this person who is not a small person, and the second is to protect this person who is not a small person."
Miscalculated! Tang Hua was in a hurry. But he didn't expect that Sha Po Lang opened his mouth wide in shock with an "Ah" sound. He does have two tasks. The first is to kill Lao Qi and get the token to upgrade the demon sword. Second, he also has the identity of Lao Qi's security guard. Of course, the latter completely serves the former, but Xingxing is absolutely right. He does have two extremely contradictory tasks. At this moment, the stars had a god-like presence in his heart.
"Is it correct?" Tang Hua asked carefully.
"Yes!" Sha Po Lang nodded, and then traded Xingxing for a silver note.
No way! This girl is so amazing. Tang Hua picked up the pen and wrote: Broken! Character. Then push back to the star.
Xingxing glanced at it casually and said: "This word means stone skin, which means you have a stone-thick skin."
Tang Hua went crazy. Did this guy figure it out or did he harm himself? It's definitely a disservice to yourself. My own skin is not as thick as a stone, at most it is thicker than an old cowhide.
When Xingxing saw Tang Huamo Zhu, he felt happy in his heart, but said seriously: "There is another hexagram today, who among you can count?"
Tang Hua stretched out his hand: "Please."
"Yes!" Sha Po Lang nodded and wrote on the paper, "Wolf." The word asked: "Master, can you calculate whether my trip to kill this person who is not a small person will go smoothly." "
"Yeah! It's difficult to predict the future." Xingxing took the dysprosium tablet and closed his eyes again, looking like a master who deserves a beating from Tang Hua. After a long time, Xingxing opened his eyes and said: "The right part of the wolf is good. The left part of the wolf is good. If you want to succeed, you must be kind and cunning."
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"That's all the system says." Xingxing said bitterly: "According to my own understanding, if you are kind to people and things, it is very likely that someone will reciprocate and help you, and this person must be more cunning and cunning."
"Why isn't he cunning?" Tang Hua was very dissatisfied that the word cunning might be applied to him. To be honest, if Sha Po Lang had more trust in himself, he would definitely help him kill Lao Qi, but only if he had a sword in his hand.
Xingxing shook his head: "He wrote the word "kill". How can he be cunning when he is already conflicted. But your word "kill" reminded me that you are thick-skinned. Maybe you will be the one who helps him."
real or fake? Tang Hua had a question mark in his mind, why does it sound so mysterious, but it does mean something. Send a message: "What do you mean?"
Xingxing replied: "Aren't I giving you more opportunities to be by his side?"
"What about the cunning one?"
"That one is calculated, and it's very vague. I'm wondering if the system takes into account that you form a team, and then the two of you add up to each other. So if Sha Po Lang treats you better, you will help him?"
"What about that broken character?"
"You don't need to calculate this, I will judge it directly."
"Your banana, what about the word "kill" on the front?"
"Please, I guess. It's impossible not to figure out what mission he has. If he only has one mission, I will say: your main purpose is to kill this person who is not a small person. Also, don't ask, he That sword was also calculated. From now on, you will treat me as a little girl and a big liar. I have a serious master, a serious profession, and a serious shaving tool."
"Master Sha Po Lang wants to say something else.
Xingxing waved his hand to stop him: "I'll give you a hexagram. The characters written by you two are Sha Po Lang, which is also your name. People who are born under the sign of Sha Po Lang wander throughout their lives. They have ups and downs, but they have the heroic physique to become famous in one fell swoop. You are here The same is true for missions, with ups and downs, so I hope you are mentally prepared."
"Master Xie, can you see the master's true face and become a friend?"
Xingxing took off his mask: "Actually, we are acquaintances, but don't worry, I have professional ethics. I won't betray you. As for adding friends, there are three things I can't count: friends, people in the same gang, and myself.
Moreover, the system also said that this thing depends on fate and your own efforts. We should wait until fate comes. "After that, he stood up.
It's actually a star? However, Sha Po Lang did not doubt Xing Xing's words and stood up respectfully: "Please, walk slowly."
As soon as Xingxing went out, Tang Hua hurriedly said: "Wolf! This woman is the sister of the boss of Shuangshi. This time, the people who protect Lao Qi are all people with one sword and two lions. Do you want to
"What?"
"Kill and silence!" Tang Hua said fiercely.
Sha Po Lang looked at Tang Hua like an idiot: "She will be resurrected."
"And I believe in her professional ethics. But why does she put on makeup to tell fortunes?"
"It's probably a mission from the sect. I'm a fortune teller, so my daily mission is to tell people's fortunes."
"No matter what," Sha Po Lang said, "It seems we'd better cooperate."
"Yeah!"
"How many pieces of equipment should I return?" Let's pick them out first. "
"No need, Brother Lang." Tang Hua was anxious not to buy any more junk: "Frugality is a virtue."
"I have the money!"
Tang Hua said solemnly: "Money is also your money."
"Forget it." Sha Po Lang sighed: "I forgot to let the stars count. I just found out where the missing sword went."
"Can a fairy sword be thrown away?"
"I'm surprised too. It couldn't be a volcano or tsunami during a swimming competition. There's a certain chance that the Qiankun Bag's items could be swept away, right?" Sha Po Lang could barely think of the only far-fetched reason why he might have lost the sword.
"Maybe!" Tang Hua sent a message to Xingxing: "Have you calculated the location of the Sun Chaser Sword?"
"Am I the only one who is handsome?"
Only,, a little bit less handsome. "
"I won't tell you!"
"You are handsome."
"The thing is in the lower left corner."
"Chi, I said what you said is not true, is it true
"It's true, and you can only calculate three hexagrams a day. Calculating player coordinates does not belong to it. I was very handsome just now, right? I combine beauty, wisdom, talent, knowledge, eloquence, and ability to adapt to the situation into one. Isn't it very handsome? ?”
"You've asked this question before, bye!"
Marathon, as the name suggests, is a long distance. And the first one to arrive wins. Rules such as
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The following behavior is a yellow card warning.
First: Set roads within one meter.
Second: The flight height exceeds three meters but does not exceed four meters.
Third: Use teleportation skills.
The following behaviors are red cards.
First: mouth. Note: This ratio does not include the system counterattack of physical contact. The ratio is related to whether the system moves are used.
Second: Give the referee the middle finger.
Third: Leave the road more than one meter away.
Fourth: The flight height exceeds four meters.
The road is very wide, about thirty meters. The road is covered in fog unless you have players with certain skills. Otherwise, the visual range does not exceed 100 meters. Lao Qi's plane will hover back and forth over the player, with the height of the plane being twenty meters. Speaking of this, we have to talk about Lao Qi’s combination of ancient wisdom and future technology. The helicopter is huge, hurry up and catch up with the Airbus. In addition to the propellers on the top, there are twenty-four small sky lanterns around the fuselage.
Don't underestimate this Kongming Lantern, the treasures are all in it. Players can get cobblestones by killing mobs on the road. They can use these stones to throw Kongming lanterns. Remember to throw stones, not flying swords. Once a Kongming Lantern is extinguished, hundreds of gifts will fall from the sky with small parachutes. But you have to look clearly. Some boxes have pictures of ingots, flying swords, or equipment for magic weapons. Some boxes have pictures of bombs and poisons painted on them. If the gift is not picked up, it falls to the ground and disappears.
"Get on your position!" A pigeon shouted, holding a pistol larger than itself: "Let's go."
"Oh my god!" All the players shouted in unison. There was a queue before, but because some people reacted quickly and others reacted slowly, the ones at the back were already started. But before the ones in front started, they collided with each other. The consequences of this kind of collision are very serious, usually one collision leads to ten collisions, or ten collisions lead to hundreds of collisions. When oppression exceeds a certain limit, life begins to decrease and eventually turns into white light.
Once we set out, it is no exaggeration to say that tens of thousands of people were killed. While watching the excitement, Sha Po Lang raised his thumb to Tang Hua: "Awesome."
"This is common sense!" Tang Hua was very embarrassed.
"Sha Po Lang felt that Tang Hua was saying he was stupid, but he didn't think too much and waved his hand: "We are also setting off. Have you got all the acceleration equipment? "
"Up!"
The two of them rushed out, and after a hundred meters, there were no more crowds on the road. Either he went ahead, or he was observing the road conditions with lingering fear, or he was resurrecting and rushing to the dungeon. The fog is getting thicker and thicker,
"Ah!" Sha Po Lang and Tang Hua had just flown a mile, when suddenly a big tree appeared in the middle of the thick fog. The two hurriedly separated and walked around the big tree. But as soon as they rounded the big tree, the two of them discovered that they were about to reach an uphill slope at an angle of almost 90 degrees. Both of them are masters. Under such inertia, they forcefully raise the nose of the aircraft to avoid close contact with the folded corners.
But before they could be happy, the uphill road suddenly disappeared and turned into a downhill road at a 90-degree angle. Grass mud horse! The two cursed at the same time. At this time, it was too late to press down the sword light. Because the speed was too fast, it was about to rush four meters into the air. To say that this man could think of anything in a hurry, Tang Hua thought of Mo Jing, so he immediately took off the flying sword. really! Not only did they no longer rush high, they fell straight down. But he forgot that it was downhill now, nearly 90 degrees downhill. With a scream, Tang Hua rolled down the slope.
A pigeon that gave Shapolang a red card screamed "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk," and speeding is the main cause of traffic accidents. "
But no matter Tang Hua or Sha Po Lang, they will not be the first to face the trap carefully designed by the system. Definitely not the last one either. This despicable sudden uphill and downhill spell brings disaster to almost all players. Seventy percent of the people rushed directly four meters away, and thirty percent of the people rolled down the slope like Tang Hua. The slope is not very long, as long as life is strong. With high defense, you can still fall without dying.
Tang Hua is now being suppressed by the first sisters. At this time, these sisters still miss their relatives affectionately: "Mom!"
Banana, there were no referees on the left and right, lightning came, beating the sisters into white light, and then they stood up. Leave the area immediately. Sure enough, three seconds after leaving, two more players rolled down from the top of the slope to where they had just been lying.
Since he and Sha Po Lang were not friends, Tang Hua had no choice but to wait at the bottom of the slope. After more than 300 people rolled down, Sha Po Lang finally arrived. The first sentence was: "Damn it, the person who designed this path has no butthole." As he spoke, two more players rolled down.
A pigeon passed by and retorted: "You are speeding, and you are responsible for the accident."
"Then why did you design such a thick fog?"
Pigeon retorted righteously: "You knew it was foggy, but you still drove so fast."
"I" Sha Po Lang is at a loss for words. Indeed, in reality, when encountering heavy fog, I would usually drive thirty yards, or even ten yards. But I just drove at least 800 yards here.
Pigeon re-educated: "Originally, we planned to set up a row of stone pillars at the top of the mountain, but later we canceled it because it felt too bloody and violent. So, you are already very lucky. Remember, don't speed when driving." (To be continued)
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