I just want to get a ball. wWw!qUAnbEn-xIaosHuo!CoM cannon in the dugout on the left side of the stadium. As the captain of the snail. Chuan Zhijing raised a question to himself. He always felt like something was wrong, but he couldn't pinpoint what exactly was wrong. He scored three goals in the first half, and he felt very comfortable scoring all three goals. "Damn! I am a camp person, not someone who doesn't feel pain in my back just because I'm watching the excitement."
Thinking of this, Feng Yunnu smashed the beer bottle on the table: "I almost got fooled, Xuan Xuan, I can give your friend face, but at least I have to give us a reassurance. Two goals. Whether it's four to three or three to one." As long as We are two goals ahead, so we can give them a goal
Sha Po Lang took the huge magic sword and sharpened his nails, looking quite cold. He carelessly cut and said, "I wonder who made the decision not to attack?"
"ah!"
With a loud shout, Sha Po Lang was startled and cut off two of his fingers. When he saw that the shouter, Tang Hua, was drinking special rubber water with a smile on his face, he immediately asked angrily: "My name is Mao."
"I didn't call you.
. Zhuohua answered sincerely.
. Didn't you call me? Called Mao? Doesn’t this mean that I am Mao? Sha Po Lang is not an ordinary person, he can get through it with just one click, and Li Xuan starts the fight. Tang Hua had already taken precautions. The pagoda came out first, and people immediately distanced themselves from it.
Feng Yun Nu had a headache, sighed and said to Xuan Xuan, "The two of them are like children."
"I think they are quite interesting. Sometimes they are friends, but they are definitely not ambiguous when they say they fall out. After they fall out, they get together again.
"What do you mean?" Sha Po Lang asked through gritted teeth.
"Pig!" Tang Hua saw that he was far enough away and said: "You are a black face now. Please remind Feng Yunnu. It was him who made the decision not to attack. He admits it. Then what he said in front of him is nonsense, which is embarrassing. He doesn't Admit it, if you explain it to him again, he will probably become angry. Now that you have reminded him that he is the one who made the final decision, I will help him step down. He will definitely not dwell on this issue anymore, and will focus on deploying defensive measures. "
"Is it true?" Sha Po Lang was dubious.
"You'll know if you go down and listen."
Feng Yun said angrily: "After all, we have a ball in hand now. Look at the opponent's forward, I will arrange the defense next. Sha Po Lang, it's just right for you to come back, because you are not familiar with the cooperation with the backcourt. So you are in the middle Responsible for grabbing the ball near the circle, don't leave too far away. The first line of defense is very individual." The fourth line of defense is led by Mo Jing. Mo Jing, no matter what, you will be defeated when you are in your area. Your mission is to defeat people. The ball has nothing to do with you." Finally, there is Eggplant, cheer up. I will put no more psychological pressure on them. From what I see, they really have no chance of breaking through. Who you choose in goal, as long as you’re focused.”
Sha Po Lang looked at the proud Tang Hua and admitted in his heart: This kid is indeed cunning. Of course, this time it was still contempt. Cunning is generally inversely proportional to character. Unlike myself, the embodiment of justice, at least I will never sit in the pregnant woman's seat every time I take a car.
The two sides finished setting up their tactics, the referee saw that the time was about the same, and everyone had consumed a few dozen drinks, so the whistle was blown: "Enter the field!" The second half of the final of the first Olympic football match begins! "
Commentary: "This time it was Shi Shi, the captain of the Jin Guo team, who got the ball. The Jin Guo team Jin Yan team pressed forward. Shi Shi passed the ball, and Feng Yun Nu flew up to intercept. Alas" The fat sister next to Feng Yun Nu should lose weight. Oh, you are not driving a sword, you are abusing the sword. Didn't you notice that the sword was bent? "God. This commentary will be paused for a minute. This commentator is going to vomit.
But I saw that the fat sister didn't catch the ball. But he grabbed Feng Yunnu's thigh. Then he raised his head and cast a flirtatious look at Feng Yunnu: "Brother Feng Yun, please give this special gift to me." The voice was whispering. His physical prowess made all the male players watching the live broadcast of Shuangjian half vomit blood and half food.
Mo Jing looked at Tang Hua, who was sighing at the goal: "Ugly, sometimes it is also a weapon that kills people without blood."
arms? Mo Jing shook his head and decided to become a philosopher instead. Turning around to look again, Mo Jing realized what Tang Hua meant by weapons.
Feng Yunnu thought that he was unlucky, but he never thought that he was so unlucky. He once fantasized about how he would smooth things over if the president of the Tiancheng Federation accidentally farted in front of a live TV broadcast, but he never thought about how to deal with such an embarrassing situation. right! I admit that I am very handsome. But you can't hold my thigh and not let go. Not to mention how many spectators are watching here, Burian Ai is watching and Xuan Xuan is watching too.
All right! I am indeed a bit too handsome. But eldest sister, can you please do the whole thing first? This is a game. If you grow up like this, you must at least adjust before entering the game. It doesn't matter if you scare people. If you scare someone, just run away. How to upgrade? "Do you want to trigger the hidden skill: group coma?"
"Mo Jing, Mo Jing!" Feng Yun's angry eyes begged the whole audience. Finally, I found someone who could help me escape. Normally it would be easy, just kick this eldest sister away, but the key now is the live broadcast. No matter how ugly she is, she is still a woman, no matter how handsome she is, she is still a man. When a man hits a woman in public, it does a lot of damage to his image. "Damn it." Who came up with this bad idea? It's so precise. This trick is completely useless against right-wing people. The only person who is useful to the Leech Team is yourself. Go and try to kill the wolf with an eggplant, I guarantee you know how to deal with it. Why is my son so red
It's over! Mo Jinglixuan sprinted from the backcourt to Feng Yunnu. Finally, he was done. He was tired of playing such boring football: "Captain, please give instructions."
"Pull her away
. Mo Jing turned around and walked away, muttering to herself: "Why are men so bad?" People admire you. That's their freedom. How can you ask yourself to do that kind of thing.
Hearing this, Feng Yunnu almost burst into tears. Sister, after all, these industries still value freedom of love. Don’t I have the right to refuse
After a while, the fat sister touched her thigh and said, "Brother Fengyun."
"I, your ancestor, Feng Yunnu, finally couldn't hold back and punched Sister Fei hard in the face.
"Tch!" Xuan Xuan, Burian Ai, Lian Yun Chu, and the heroine Ming Ming all made disdainful sounds at the same time. Shishi also yelled: "Ah Fei, don't be mean to yourself. Then just pretend it didn't happen tonight."
Feng Yun spit out blood and asked angrily: "Which night?"
The fat sister's eyes were filled with tears: "It's the last night on earth. You advise me not to be a virgin anymore."
"Nonsense, false accusation." Feng Yunnu said, "I'm so handsome. How could I fall in love with a woman like you who even dislikes pigs?"
He cast contemptuous eyes on Feng Yunnu, including murderous eyes.
Brother, you are right to think so in your heart, but you cannot say it out loud. Tang Hua picked his teeth and glanced at the text message from Sha Po Lang: "You are cruel enough." But I'm surprised. I remember they didn't have such ugly women. "
Don't say that Team Jinyan is not so ugly, even though Shuangjian is almost all beauties. In the game world, ugly women are much rarer than beautiful women. Tang Hua replied casually: "Mask! Brother, a four-gold mask is not a rare item." There are many of these now, but it takes ten days to cool down, is easily seen through, and cannot be reused.
"Then what is her fake name
"Her neighbor Xi Shi was Miss Dong Shi, who was astonished when she saw flowers, turned pale when she saw fish, fainted when she saw ghosts, and died violently when people saw her. There are records in unofficial history."
Sha Po Lang sighed and replied: "Feng Yun Nu is finally in your hands."
"I always like to be tough on handsome guys."
"Besides, I wonder why anyone would want to be so embarrassed on a live broadcast?"
Tang Hua thought about it and then replied: "I will give you one thousand gold coins, and you will learn two dog barks on the spot."
"Go to hell!" Three seconds later, Killer Polang texted again: "At least two thousand gold, one thousand gold at a time."
"Hush!" The referee's whistle suddenly sounded to break the farce: "Jinyan team's silent goal is valid, not B"
Tang Hua was shocked and asked: "How did you enter? When did you enter?"
Xuanxuan sighed: "It's normal for you to be watching a farce and not paying attention. What kind of competition is this?"
"Football game!" was the very attentive reply from Chang Chuang.
"Attack, attack from all fronts!" Feng Yunnu ran away and shouted, ***, you forced me to do this. Even if you use a fat woman to kill me, I will fall out now and go fuck my best friend, and I don’t care anymore.
Very Jian immediately asked on the team channel: "Does Xuan Xuan want to attack?"
Xuan Xuan smiled bitterly: "We can't lose. Although she doesn't like to see Feng Yun angry now, but having said that, she only promised Shi Shi not to let the Jin Yan team lose so ugly, and she didn't say that she wanted to lose.
Could it be that Tang Hua was shooting himself in the foot? of course not. To make Feng Yun angry is to make him order an attack. The reason is very simple. Feng Yunnu is almost irrational now, and he has underestimated the Jinba team very much.
You must know that even a fake team has practiced for nearly a hundred games. Still has some strength. What Tang Hua and others want is to attack across the board.
"Mo Jing presses on, the captain said the entire team presses on. And you, you, you, you didn't hear what the captain said." Tang Hua resolutely implemented Feng Yunnu's guiding ideology in the backcourt. Rush all the defenders and midfielders into the opponent's half.
Wait until the last defender reaches the opponent's half. Finally someone discovered something was wrong. Not first. The ball is in the goalkeeper's direction. No second. There were six players in the Leech half. Wrong No. 3: Oriental eggplants cost one to six. Because the opponent's goalkeeper has already kicked the ball. At such a height, it is impossible for anyone to intercept it.
"Defend, defend on all fronts." The collapsed Feng Yunnu shouted hurriedly. But the other six players had already started, and they rushed towards the goal guarded by Tang Hua at high speed. Feng Yun was angry and shouted again: "Keep the eggplant, keep the bow"
Brother, even if I don't let go, I can't hold on to six against one. The highest level of match-fixing is to blame someone else for the match-fixing. Feng Yunnu was lucky enough to become Tang Hua's scapegoat. Who told you to give blind orders
"Shhh" followed Tang Hua and jumped in the wrong direction. The referee's whistle sounded: "Jinyan's forward goal is valid. Team Jinyan leads Team Leech three to two."
ps: Logically speaking, I shouldn’t have updated. But Xiami owes too much debt. Xiami hereby sincerely mourns the 35 million casualties of soldiers and civilians of the previous dynasty. Today is Japan’s Surrender Day, the end of the eight-year war of resistance. If you don’t know this holiday and feel guilty, please give it a try (it’s voluntary). (To be continued)
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