The most painful Mo Tao Gan Moon in the ghost world belongs to the Qian 3 Calcium Heaven System here. WWw,QUAbEn-XIAoShUo,COmThere are no days off, and there is no double salary or three insurances.
The system time shows Chen hour, but the moon is still hanging lightly in the sky. The only difference from Zishi is that the light is a little stronger. Even if the light is stronger, it is still a lifeless scene.
The government office located in the center of the city has ancient Chinese characteristics, and the ghosts watching the excitement also have Chinese characteristics.
"Ascending to the Hall!"
"Mighty" the ghost soldiers roared. The prisoners who were tied up were pulled into the lobby by the ghost soldiers.
"Haha!" Discordant laughter came from outside the lobby, and the judge and ghost soldier turned around to look. Two new ghosts were laughing there, and these two people were naturally Tang Hua and Xingxing. Zuo Jiahuang is a well-educated person. He knows that this will hurt the prisoner's self-esteem, so he endures it with determination and it is really painful.
Of course the prisoner was Sha Po Lang. When Sha Po Lang turned around and saw Tang Hua's big white teeth, he was furious. He immediately raised his hand: "Judge, I want to fight the ghost outside the door first."
The judge was shocked: "Isn't it okay for me to just laugh at you? Sha Po Lang, you have no law and you killed the scheming mediator Wang Wu in the street. The facts are clear and the evidence is conclusive. What else do you have to say."
"snort!"
"Since you have nothing to say, come on. Take him out and interrogate him on the spot.
"Wait a minute!" Tang Hua raised his hand outside the hall: "Report to the judge that you are acting against the rules."
Asking you to be a good person, Sha Po Lang felt very unhappy. But think about it, death here is reduced by two levels. Moreover, the task was absolutely impossible to complete, and his bones were not too hard, so he just grunted and let it go.
"What's against the rules?"
Tang Hua walked into the lobby: "According to the rules, you must first confiscate his ghost-killing weapon."
"You bastard, I'll fight you." Sha Po Lang jumped up and slammed into Tang Hua with his iron chain shackles on his head.
Tang Hua put a finger on Sha Po Lang's forehead, smiled and said to the judge, "My lord?"
"Well" is this. "The judge thought about it and said, "To be honest, this is my first time encountering this kind of case, and the few witnesses of the Gui family couldn't tell what the murder weapon looked like."
"That's right! Since you haven't even found out what the murder weapon looks like, will you be too careless about the ghost's life?" Tang Hua said again: "Look, I have also had a dispute with Sha Po Lang. Sha Po Lang's intention He killed me with his head. If I kill him in self-defense, would it be considered a crime?"
"Of course not."
"That's right, how can you be sure that it wasn't Wang Wu who attacked Sha Po Lang first?"
"this,"
Tang Hua continued: "Sir, this Sha Po Lang is a new ghost in the ghost world. As far as I know, he and Wang Wu didn't know each other before. Why did he kill Wang Wu for no reason?"
"Um," the judge asked softly, "how do you want to sentence me?"
"There is no motive for killing ghosts. There is no weapon for killing ghosts or the process of killing ghosts. Your Excellency just heard people say that there are ghosts killing ghosts, so you catch the ghosts. Then I said that you innocently killed a ghost an hour ago, then you are not Do you want to kill yourself?" Tang Hua said: "So the evidence is not sufficient. We must first have the records of the dead ghost Wang Wu, and then we must find the motive of the suspected ghost. In addition, we must also witness the ghost's records. Of course, Sha Po Lang is also indispensable. confession."
"Sir, what you said does make sense. Then tell me, sir."
Tang Hua slapped Sha Polang to the ground and said: "Based on the current evidence, it is impossible to prosecute, let alone convict, Sha Po Lang. Your Excellency should release Sha Po Lang for the time being, and then re-arrest Sha Po Lang for trial after finding strong evidence." , in this way, it is reasonable and legal, and you will look very wise."
"What if the suspect escapes?"
"Sir, this is the ghost world. There is only the way in and no return. If he wants to escape, he can only escape towards the underworld. Can he still run back to the human world? When he reaches the underworld, he will not be under the control of adults, so it will save worry and effort. When the time comes, the underworld The boss, King of Hell, gave the order and the criminal went to the eighteenth level of hell. Generally speaking, you all make money but don't lose it, right?"
"Yes! It makes perfect sense. This judge announced that the criminal suspect Sha Po Lang is not found guilty of the charges and will be released in court. The case will be sent back to Niutou Mamian for additional investigation and he will withdraw from the court."
Sha Po Lang came out of the courtroom and looked at Tang Hua in confusion and asked, "How do you know this judge will reason with you?"
"You are stupid but you don't admit it. When you go to a place, you don't have to think about doing the task first, but you have to understand the local system first." Tang Hua waved: "Star!"
"Here!" Xingxing said, wrapping his arms around the headless ghost's shoulders: "This is the first friend we met in the ghost world, Lonely Pig. Under his introduction, we found Mr. Jiu Mu. He was a great person in life. He was a county official. Ling’s dog-headed master knows a lot about officialdom and lawsuits. He had already figured out the judge’s likes and taboos, and then arranged this.”
Huihuang added: "Jiu Mu Gong also said that if the judge ignored Eggplant's words, he also gave me a piece of paper. To accuse the judge of violating the law and risking the fate of ghosts, of course I have to go to the Palace of Hell to sue. According to him, in this way, The judge must stop and use a delaying strategy to temporarily release you."
Tang Hua patted Sha Po Lang on the shoulder and said, "Brother, this place is a ghost cave.
We usually say that spirits are like ghosts, but here they are full of ghosts. Huh? Very sword and that
Sha Po Lang sighed: "Follow me."
After turning left and right, I arrived in front of a restaurant. The waiter at the door saw guests coming forward and greeted him hurriedly: "How many guests are there?" Eggplant? Star? brilliant? Are you here to save us? Woohoo! "
"A very sword!" The three of them were startled. After all, he is one of the top ten people on the expert list. Why did he end up in the ghost world and become a doorman? Haven't you heard that ghosts are very stingy and never get tips
"Brother Lang!" Fei Feijian felt sad when he saw Sha Po Lang: "The glory of all things has been boiled." The glory of all things he was talking about was naturally the master of alchemy led by Sha Po Lang.
"Welcome guests"
"Yeah, a month ago. Brother Wanwan had a dispute with a guest named Yigui. He not only broke a few tables and chairs, but also tried to escape. In the end, he was caught by the boss, cooked in a pot and fed to the pigs. "
Tang Hua asked doubtfully: "Is there such a big pot?"
"Brother Eggplant, it's not like you don't know that there are many unemployed people here who are good at recording skin cramps. It took a minute to cook and it turned into white light. It's miserable."
No wonder Wei Jian was so diligent and co-authored with such a terrifying punishment. Xingxing asked: "How did you end up like this?"
"Don't mention it, it's all my fault." Feijian Shenxuan reflected: "Everyone's Ming coins were put in my Qiankun bag. When we got to the restaurant, we asked for information, but we didn't have money to pay the bill. So the boss took it away. I It's really because I'm used to it. I throw everything at the Qiankun bag, and the result is
Sha Po Lang sighed: "I found the net by the window, so I ran out. I planned to rob some money and come back to redeem them. Unexpectedly, I met Wang Wu and found out that Yun Niang was sold by him, and then he died without saying anything. Whoever I sell to, I will kill him when I get angry. Do you know who this restaurant owner is?"
"Who is it? Do I know him?" Tang Hua asked.
"By the way! You know me very well." Sha Po Lang said: "Evil Sword Immortal," have you seen the noodle shop opposite? It was opened by another Evil Sword Immortal, and the two of them had a monopoly on the catering industry in this street. "
Lonely Pig said: "It's like this. These two cultivation bases are in the middle and upper levels in the ghost world, so they will naturally have some territory of their own. Now that Wang Wu is dead, if you want to find Yun Niang, you can only help them with the help of these powerful people." you."
Tang Hua smiled bitterly: "You don't know, brothers. One of the evil sword immortals came to the ghost world after I killed him in the human world.
"Then, can I introduce you to my boss?"
"Who is your boss?"
"The Envoy of Gold".
Everyone stood in silence, it turned out to be the enemy Lu Zai. Tang Hua said: "Wolf. You'd better redeem the person first."
"Will you lend me money?"
Tang Hua smiled and replied: "No."
Huihuang asked Tang Hua in confusion: "Why don't you redeem the wolf?"
"Because he and I were competing."
"Then why did you save him?"
"Because I want him to owe me a favor."
"Then why not save the very sword?"
"Well, the special sword has no value in owing favors."
Xingxing asked: "Eggplant, is there anything you can do?"
"Have you ever heard that money can make the devil push you?" Tang Hua said to the lonely pig: "Pig, help me let the wind out. Who can help me find Yun Niang I'm looking for? Xinyi bonus. This is the lead B. Your hard work fee
"Thank you, Brother Eggplant. Don't worry, I will mobilize all my friends in the catering industry to help you find it. I will definitely give you the news within three days at most."
"Thank you first." Tang Hua looked at the trotting pig and said, "See, no matter how powerful you are, you can't be bigger than the masses. There must be brave men under the heavy reward. Our mission these days is to find out who has returned to the earth. Road. Preparing for retreat
Huihuang praised: "Eggplant, you still have a way."
"Of course, I'm Eggplant." Xingxing said: "I'm not afraid of ghosts anymore. I want to thank Eggplant for taking me on this trip and making a lonely pig friend.
"Don't treat him as a friend, be careful if you help him count the money after he sells you." Tang Hua added: "Do you know how he died? He was pretending to be an imperial examination man. He stole other people's test papers in the examination room and got the top prize. He became an official. He was beheaded after being reported by his concubine ten years later.
Lonely Pig trotted all the way back to the inn. As soon as he arrived at the inn, he immediately shouted: "Look for Yun Niang. Her characteristics are as follows. If you provide clues to help find Yun Niang, you will be rewarded 300 million yuan." It hurt his eyes. I discovered Big Fat Sheep, and almost made hundreds of millions by turning over condoms without doing any condoms. I can open my own store right away, haha.
"No way?" Tang Hua gave ten million to a beggar ghost: Brother, you have been begging outside the government office for a thousand years, do you have some inside information? "
Satisfied, the beggar ghost put away the ten million and said: "Actually, it can't be said that there is no way out, but it is a dead end."
“Dead end?.
"Ten million per question, thank you."
Tang Hua sighed and handed over ten million, and then he understood why so many idioms and sayings describe the relationship between ghosts and money, such as stingy, stingy, greedy, etc. The main reason is that ghosts have been through life and death, emotions, and know what is most important. It's true that money can make all the difference. (To be continued), if you want to know what happened next, please log in. More chapters. support
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