"The sect meeting is about to begin. WWw.QuANbEn-XiAoShUo.COm" Broken La Tanghua! , "Go to Han" point
"Hey!" Tang Hua said hurriedly: "You didn't listen to what I told Xingxing. There is something wrong with your Ruoting."
"What's the problem? Don't you just want to use me?" Broken said calmly: "At least I still have value."
"What you said is the same as the Hong Kong and Taiwan TV series." Tang Hua touched his broken forehead: "Are you poisoned?"
"Eggplant, you don't understand. If you like someone, you don't ask her to do something for you, but to see what you can do for her. Two people don't need to be together. If you are happy, I will be happy too."
"She feels it when she sleeps with other men. Are you happy when she is happy?"
After being stunned for a while, he cried: "As brothers, we have this life and no next life. Why do you have to expose me? Can't you let me die a little grander?"
"If you want," yes. Tang Hua waved his hand: "Let's go to Handan." "
"Eggplant!" Shuangwu ran out of the meeting hall and shouted: "Come here."
"Isn't it free now?"
"come over!"
"Oh! Broken you wait.
"Shuang Wu Xiao" asked: "Do you still have money?" "
Tang Hua scratched his head: "Can't you spend all the money?" What? Naturally, Tang Hua doesn't really think that Shuang Wu wants to support him." Besides, how could he, a master of his own, be able to survive
"What a kid. It's embarrassing for a man not to have some money on him."
"Huh?" Tang Hua opened his mouth and looked at Shuang Wu in confusion.
"Here's a thousand dollars, you take it first." Shuangwu didn't allow Tang Hua to object: "Remember, Huang Rang will gather in the afternoon the day after tomorrow."
"Yes!" Tang Hua opened his mouth again and turned around to see the stars and Shattered sneaking around. He flew over and asked, "What's going on?"
Xingxing asked back: "Don't you feel what's going on?"
"no feelings."
,vast
Xingxing Guidance: "For example, why would you give a girl a sum of money and you don't want others to know?"
"Well, the first possibility is that I am an idiot. The second possibility is that I have intentions for this woman. Tang Hua took a breath: "No way? "
Broken nodded: "It's possible."
Tang Hua shook his head and sighed: "Alas" Shuangwu. In fact, I would still work hard if I didn’t give you money. He is also a very close old friend and often helps me out. As for that? Is she worried that I will be bribed by others? Yes, my position is very unstable when it comes to money, especially when I am poor. "
"You idiot." Xingxing said contemptuously: "Even I can see that Sister Shuangwu cares about you."
"Oh?" Tang Hua's eyes sparkled: "You mean she likes me?"
"This" I'm not sure about Xingxing scratching his nose: "She also often helps others. I can only say that she cares about you more. As for whether it's a friend's concern or something, I really can't tell."
"Then why are you making noise and making me happy in vain?" Tang Hua said angrily: "I thought I could pick a good wife with high quality and low price without pursuing her. Co-writing is still a mirage."
“High quality and low price?”
"Yes! For the price, there is no need to chase. A lady like Shuang Wu will not celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day, Western Valentine's Day, Christmas, New Year's Day, and Halloween like Xingxing, both for her own birthday and her boyfriend's birthday." Save worry and effort. "A strong woman will spend less time with you," but if you think about it the other way around, you will spend less time with her. Not to mention from an economic point of view. She will have to work harder for at least ten years.
"Hey!" Yan Xing interrupted and asked, "You men all want to eat some soft food?"
"Beauty, you just came out of society and don't know the cruelty of society." Broken said: "I agree with Eggplant's view. Shuangwu is indeed a very good partner. And such a woman will be very good to her husband, even in her busy career. I share my worries for my husband and focus on my husband, children and family."
"Okay!" Xingxing nodded: "Even if you are right about this question. Then look at Eggplant, broken. What are the advantages that attract our sister Shuangwu to be both money-loving and caring?" The number one expert in real life, There are also several artifacts and some swords and immortal weapons. Disciples from famous and upright families once defended the people of Leizhou from the invasion of demons. Once,"
Tang Hua interrupted and said: "Actually, I have many advantages that you haven't seen. First, I don't gamble. Second, I don't go whoring. Third, I don't go out to play with women. Don't call me nonsense. We don't know the nature of women outside. I have a profound understanding that no matter whether she is innocent or a horse bug, the essence is the same, at least including moral corruption, women who will destroy other people's families are not good things. Fourth, I am healthy, physical examination and fortune telling indicate that I can live to ah years old. The fifth pair of love is very persistent. When I was in middle school, I used to hand seven notes to the girls at the table every day for a month. I would tear up each note and write another one, except for holidays. In the end, I forced the girl to change classes. In addition, I have a wide range of interests and hobbies. I can play fishing, mountain climbing, running, swimming, football, basketball, badminton, table tennis, and billiards. The last point is that I am not very handsome, which means that I will be very satisfied if I can find a good wife. Absolutely not There will be other unreasonable thoughts.”
"On the contrary, it's okay!" Xingxing spread his hands and looked at the broken pieces: "If he is telling the truth, he can barely pass."
Broken touched his chin and asked, "I'm very curious. What note did you write to that girl to make her automatically change classes?"
I reminded her that her underwear was torn. "
"underwear?"
"It's just a bra. I didn't know that it was just a piece of fabric at that time. Every day I saw a belt vaguely tied up behind her back. At that time, I thought, poor children are pitiful, and their underwear is tied with strips of cloth. Once I even tied myself Bring her underwear to change."
"Haha!" Shengsheng asked with a smile! "What happened later? Did you insist that she change it?" "No," I later found out that her family is actually quite wealthy. I guess she thought it would be cooler to wear that way. He ignored her. It was indeed hot that summer, and I always had a dry mouth. "
"You are young, who hasn't had a few stupid things happen?" Broken smiled: "When I was in fifth grade, I heard that my biology teacher was getting married, so I kidnapped all the rats in the laboratory at night."
"What happened next?" Xingxing asked curiously.
"Later she found all the kidnapped mice at the math teacher's house."
"math teacher?"
"Well, that's the person she's going to marry." Qi said with a broken smile: "What's even worse is that after the broadcast exercise was over, the whole school was doing a self-criticism. I read "I shouldn't have put the mouse in Teacher Wang's room" as "I shouldn't have just put the mouse in". In Teacher Wang’s room, more than 3,000 people in the school including the old principal fell down laughing. It’s really embarrassing.”
"Haha!" Xingxing laughed shamelessly: "You guys are so funny. Only now do I know how innocent you guys are."
"Bring a pot of tea!" Broken greeted and then asked: "Xingxing, didn't you do anything outrageous when you were a child?"
"Why not." Xingxing smiled and said, "I won't tell you."
"Just tell me," Tang Hua encouraged.
"Okay, don't laugh at me." Xingxing said awkwardly, "It was my second year in middle school. I mustered up a lot of courage to pass a note to the boy at the next table."
"Then what?"
"Then? No more?" Xingxing asked doubtfully, "Isn't it embarrassing? I took the liberty of handing him a note. In fact, I really don't know him."
"This joke is a bit cold." The two men toasted and drank tea. They were on two different levels.
Broken Hands: "Again, when I first fell in love, it was my first love. It's like there's a hundred ants scratching their heads. Sometimes I want to kiss her, sometimes I want to beat her. My third neighbor, Yan Zheng, warned me that you could kiss her, but you wouldn't beat her. Then I kissed her and heard that she was sick for a month and came back to see me and hid."
"What happened next?" Ruoting didn't know when he came to the three of them. He asked and sat down.
"Ruo Ting?" Broken was shocked: "Why are you here?"
Tang Hua immediately ran out of the teahouse, took a look and said in the team channel: "Banana's, Handan Yipinju."
"My day!" Broken sweat broke out. He was so interested in chatting that he accidentally touched this place in shock. Unknowingly, I forgot the purpose of coming here. Broken immediately turned into a puppy and smiled: "Ruoting, I haven't seen you for a long time, are you okay?"
"God!" Tang Hua and Mo Jing raised their foreheads. Why is it like a different person.
Sure enough, if you heard the broken smile on the opposite person's face and frowned, Lu Yin became much colder: "You can come. Why can't I come?"
"Yes! Yes!" Broken said hurriedly: "Tomorrow is your concert, of course you can come. What do you want to drink? Are you hungry? Drinking tea on an empty stomach is not good for the stomach. There is delicious bean paste here. Would you like a bag first? Are you not used to drinking tea? What do you want to drink? I went to buy drinks. There is a restaurant nearby that has a delicious signature dish. You must like it..."
Ruoting's face is ugly and ugly, even the stars are the same. The broken image is completely shattered.
Tang Dan kept smiling and texting: "Speed!"
"I'm coming."
"Is the concert hard? I'm really talking nonsense. It must be very hard. How about having a midnight snack together after the concert? I heard from my friend that there is a chef in Jinan who is very good at cooking, but there are a lot of people, so you have to reserve a seat. It doesn't matter, I'm free. I’ll just reserve a spot in a minute.” The system prompts, loser joins the team, who is it? Ignore it! Broken continued: "Do you prefer Sichuan food or..."
"Shut up!" A cold voice came from the team channel. Broken and still confused, a cold voice said: "Take a sip of tea, pour tea for that woman, and don't talk in the meantime."
Zhu Hua said: "Let me introduce you, loser. The young master's best friend, an expert in picking up girls, I'm here to borrow you."
"I charge a lot."
"No problem." Tang Hua smiled, let alone money, as long as he helps you deal with it, it will be fine.
"What should we do now?" Broken asked nervously.
"Say you still have something to do, so leave now and let's talk another day."
Broken said anxiously: "I'm fine."
"Now there is." The loser said firmly: "A woman who can tolerate your nonsense for so long must either have a very good temper or come to you for trouble."
Po Bei immediately said: "Ruosuo, I have something to do here, let's talk another day." After saying that, the three of them stood up.
"Wait!" Ruosuo shouted, his heart breaking.
The loser said: "Turn around. With a hint of confusion and concern, he asked: What's wrong?"
Broken did as he was told, Ruoting said: "I have something to discuss with you."
"Say: I'm sorry. I promised Eggplant to help buy some things. I'll contact you later when I'm free."
Broken did as he was told. Ruoting was a little disappointed, but immediately said: "Then go and do your work. Call me when you have time."
"If your matter is urgent"
Thousands of corpses
Before Broken finished speaking, the loser interrupted and said angrily: "Shut up."
"If you are in a hurry, I will deal with the matter at hand as soon as possible. Goodbye." Broken hurriedly turned around.
Tang Hua took a breath: Little waste, you are more mature than I thought. "After exiting the door, they followed the instructions to the restaurant next door. As soon as Tang Hua and others entered, they saw someone greeting them.
"Haha!" The loser smiled bitterly: "You are already in your mid-30s, so you should be mature. Please sit down."
Everyone sat down and chatted. Broken was shocked by the good-for-nothing. This old boy was really awesome. After being dumped, he began to focus on fishing for poor girls. In high school, with her undistinguished face, she was the beauty of all four major departments; the beauty of the university. It's hard to leave the university. In his freshman year, he beheaded the daughter of the richest man in the province. In her sophomore year, she won the first grade of school beauty. Develop import in junior year. A pair of black and white twin sisters studying abroad were taken into his pocket. In my senior year, I almost got married to a beautiful owner of a private company. Go to graduate school and get your own mentor. Work under your own leadership and go all the way. If someone stands in the way of a person, he will kill someone; if someone stands in the way of a Buddha, he will kill the Buddha. But tragedy struck. In my third year at work, my girl accidentally made a small hole in the condom. She got married three months later and became a father three months later. Since then, it has been sluggish,
From now on, when friends are in trouble, they help out with ideas. Seeing the peerless beauty, I could only swallow my saliva secretly. According to him, it is retribution. kindness! Forgot to introduce. His wife is a former national judo heavyweight, and what he hates most in his life is the inequality between men and women. Why is there only the Women's Federation but not the Men's Federation? I was so full of bitterness that I had no place to vomit, and even my own parents used their elbows to help their daughter-in-law.”
"What a tragedy!" Shanshai carefully poured wine for the loser: "No wonder you chose such a cool name. How are you, sister-in-law?"
"I won't answer this question." The useless person said: "Since you are friends of the young master, you are my friends. Judging from your behavior just now, it seems that a third party is involved. This time I will charge a higher fee, one thousand gold. "
"Okay!" Broken asked eagerly: "How long will it take?"
"Three days, three days at most." The useless man held out three fingers and said, "I can tell that she either doesn't have feelings for you or can't stand you. I must completely transform you and kill you with one strike."
"That's OK!" Tang Hua stood up: "You guys can play slowly here while Xingxing and I go shopping."
"You're good. Can you get someone like this?"
"It's not me. Last time when everyone helped me celebrate, Master Jian asked me why Shattered was as lethargic as Shuang's eggplant, so I told him. He then recommended his friends." Tang Hua felt something was wrong. He scratched his head and said to himself: "Should I also find a Wangshi? My name seems a bit unlucky."
"Here are two tickets for tomorrow's concert!" Xingxing didn't pay attention to Tang Hua's words. He bought the tickets nearby and said as he walked: "Since we are here, let's watch the show too."
"Ha! I forgot that you are a big fan of Xuan Xuan."
"I understand the irony in your words." Xingxing said sternly: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether a person is good or not. Her character is obviously better than Xuan Xuan, but Xuan Xuan is famous, but she is only slightly famous. Do you know why?"
"Why?"
"The songs are nice." Xingxing said: "The songs you listen to are also good, but they all seem to be self-centered, painful, lonely, and pitiful, but the noisy songs are more popular. What is pop music? First of all, ordinary people can sing it. , your whole Three Tenors song is nice to listen to, but definitely not popular. So,, it doesn’t matter who Xuan Xuan is, as long as her songs are nice, I don’t care even if she is a murderer."
"That makes sense!" Tang Hua nodded. If you buy a record or spend money to attend a concert, you are already a fan. But do you still care about what colors celebrities like? What do you like to eat? This is a bit too much, because these are things that only people around celebrities know. Of course, this is talking about the powerful ones, while the idol ones, on the other hand, want to tell the color of their underwear to attract fans.
"Where's the eggplant?"
"Handan!"
"I'll come. Just wait for me."
Tang Hua closed the line: "A friend is coming. I need to find a place
"who?"
"Poetry."
"Huh? That woman?" Xingxing didn't think highly of her.
"As you said, as long as you can make money, I don't care if she is a murderer or not." Tang Hua chuckled: "Actually, we still have a lot in common.
"Tch!" Xingxing despised.
"This commission is a reward commission. It can be seen that Shishi is very busy. He sat down and said nothing nonsense, and went straight to the topic: "The target is Three Gun Gang Hongqi, with a reward of four thousand gold. In addition, for each flag that the Three Gun Flag Snatching Gang helps get back, they will be rewarded with 300 gold. "
Tang Hua took a breath: "Shishi. Your client this time is doing harm to others without benefiting yourself.
How much hatred is this? "
%,Ten thousand
. To be honest with you, Wuji, who was entrusted by Wuji, has already withdrawn from the three shots and pulled the mountain. The name of the gang was founded by the Wuji Gang who occupied Wuyi Mountain. With some die-hard loyalists, they managed to reach the fourth level of the gang. However, the Wuji Gang has been very low-key since its establishment, and it is relatively far away from the Central Plains. Many people don't look at the gang list. They really don't know that this fourth-level gang was founded by Wuji.
"This job." Tang Hua had a headache and thought for a long time before saying: "This has something to do with Shuang Wu. I can't say whether to accept it or not. I have to ask Shuang Wu first. Betraying a friend can be a big deal or a small matter. .”
"I told you it was a reward." Shishi smiled and said, "Even the Three Guns Gang has a few masters who accepted this commission. If you can't complete it, there will be no deductions. If you can complete it, you'll earn money.
"OK."
"By the way, I forgot to congratulate you on the success of the second calamity." Shishi stood up and shook hands with Tang Hua: "Congratulations."
"Thanks!"
Shishi disappeared "talking a lot" when he saw the stars, and he didn't even shake hands with me. "
Tang Hua grasped the stars and held them down and said, "I held them for her, you are such a stingy bitch."
Xingxing asked: "Are you going to tell Sister Shuangwu?"
"I think she has the right to know Wuji's hatred for Sanqiang. After all, Sanqiang would not be as majestic as she is now." Tang Hua laughed at himself: "I am just a mercenary anyway. If I have breasts, I am a mother. I have no right to make any decisions. .”