Bathroom directly gives brilliant cans of drinks! "Your wife seems to have had a headache with Shattered. The scene was in chaos. WWw, QUanbEn-xIAoShUo, COm Toukou, Shuangshi, and Yijian were all pinched together. The initiator himself and Tang Hua were watching the excitement on the side .
Tang Hua, who was actually quite interesting, praised: "It's just that these leaders are too unkind. They can kill people with two lions, and they can also kill people with one sword." "
"Eggplant, now is not the time to make sarcastic remarks. Instead, think about how to make them stop.
"Your voice is hoarse from shouting, and no one listens to you. What can I do?" Tang Hua lay down on the flying sword: "Anyway, my wife and the scholar are coming soon, and we won't join in the fun. In the middle of the chaos, Being hacked to death is more unjust than Huan'e. Anyway, if I don't go, at least 30% of these hundreds of people will dislike me. Don't be fooled and don't know what's going on." Brilliant.
"How about you and your wife work together to chop it into pieces?"
"How can I dare to take action?" Huanghuang smiled bitterly: "I also have many acquaintances over Shuangshi." "
"Then just watch the fun."
Scholar Shuang Wu came together and took a look at the battle situation first. The three parties were fighting fiercely, and it was an invincible situation. The scholar was a man, and he was personable. He yelled first: "Stop."
Not to mention, the scholar's prestige is indeed deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the words "stop" slow down the movements of the sword heroes. When Shuangshi saw Yi Wu, Yi Jian helped stop again. Of course, he would not go too far and continued to attack, but also stopped.
But" alas! How many things in this world are bad because of the word but. But we still want to say but, although the players on both sides have stopped. But you must know that what they are encircling and suppressing is a group of small people that even the two calamity people can't carry. Boss, if you ignore others, they will not ignore you.
"Ah!" With a scream, the four dragons and one swordsman all attacked together, beating the sword and buddy into white light. Then rush towards the nearest Double Lion player.
The Double Lion players reacted quickly. When they saw this situation, they shouted in shock: "Troublesome waves!" A sword was fired angrily, and they immediately retreated to their partners. The partners instinctively formed horns to protect this hatred value puller.
But I didn't expect that when the sword was angry, the five little bosses were slowed down for a while, but some of the attacks accidentally hit one sword and one buddy. This guy is a desperate Saburo type. After a battle on the net, he rushes around and kills and there are not many lives left. If he is not prepared, he will be sent back to his hometown by the two lions.
"Holy shit!" The friend of the unlucky boy was immediately unhappy. Until now, everyone had spared his efforts and no one had been killed. Now, the two lions took advantage of the fact that his brother was short of life and blood. It was really unbearable. , cursed and immediately resumed the attack. And he shouted: "Kill these beasts."
"Cut, who is afraid of the other? The turtle is afraid of the hammer." The two lions are also bloody people. As soon as they heard the conversation and the words were unpleasant, they directly fucked the guy with him.
The scholar hurriedly shouted:
Before he could shout out, a demon swordsman's group killing skill was already flying towards him and Shuang Wu. It was so late and so fast that the scholar felt his eyes go dark. Then he appeared in the Hall of the King of Hell as soon as the light came on. Judging from the location where he appeared, he was not "killed" by his assistant.
Tang Hua hugged Shuang and danced around her waist and asked gently: "Wife, did you kiss my husband and show up in time?"
"It's timely, but you also killed the scholar in time." Shuang Wu sighed: "I really suspect that you are a spy of Satan."
"In order to save you, let alone one scholar die. Even if ten scholars die, I will not hesitate."
"Okay!" Shuang Wu pushed Tang Hua away: "Now. Just calm down such a chaotic scene for me.
"You and the scholar can't do anything." Tang Hua said shyly: "How can I do it?"
"Don't make me sick of you. I didn't know you were bored recently. You feel comfortable watching the melee of the Three Kingdoms."
"Hey, the one who knows me is my wife." Our family is just watching the fun, what's wrong? I don't kill people, and I don't set fires. I'm going to collect a lot of gold for you, why don't you just let me watch the fun
"Husband" Shuang Wu suddenly tugged at the hem of Tang Hua's clothes and acted coquettishly, with a pair of resentful eyes. Light little mouth,
Tang Hua Jipi said hurriedly: "Chengcheng, don't be so disgusting, um! This action can only be done in the bedroom from now on." Tang Hua added in a low voice.
"Damn it, go quickly." Shuangwu's face was red, as an experienced mature woman. Doing such disgusting actions in front of the public. Is it easy for you
"Look at me". Tang Hua's anger rose. He rushed straight into the melee. Two white lights rose. Tang Hua Mao Jing walked through the melee with a sword in one hand and a ring in the other, laughing alone in the sky: "Wow, haha, it feels like picking snails, so cool!" "
The group of players stopped collectively and glared at Tang Hua. Damn, is it easy for everyone to kill and survive? I caught two checkmates with one move. . You can fish for it. It is very immoral to speak out so arrogantly and provoke public anger. You must know that none of these people are soft persimmons. For a time, two lions and one sword, the two groups shared the same hatred.
"Everyone, play slowly. Brother is leaving." Seeing that he was in danger of being beaten by a group of people, Tang Hua waved goodbye. When he said he was leaving, he really was leaving. At least among the two-sword players, there really was no one who could catch up with him. There is a saying that the shadow of the lone sail in the distance is gone in the blue sky, and only the flow of the Yangtze River can be seen. In the blink of an eye, they have become one. Black spots, this speed makes a group of players feel frustrated and discouraged.
When a person becomes discouraged, he loses his fighting spirit. Shuangwu immediately appears: "There are eight remaining, three double lions, one sword and five
Huihuang agreed: "That's it, speed up. Otherwise, I will chase Dongfang Eggplant later."
"husband,
"Ha! Taking the blame is awesome.
Wife, don’t change your words in the future. When you say "husband", my bones are all numb. "
"Disgusting! By the way, you will come back when the scholar is resurrected. If there are conflicts that must be resolved, you must come."
"My wife told me
Shuangwu read half of the text message in confusion, and sent a few text messages to ask: "Husband?" Damn ghost? "Eggplant?" All the text messages were like mud and fell into the sea, only received but no reply.
A canyon, a spider web, Tang Hua, and half a beauty. Why do you say half? Because this beautiful woman’s upper body is that of a beauty, but her lower body is that of a spider girl. The monster is terrifying. The half-beautiful two spider girls rubbed their hands back and forth like knives, drooling as they watched the struggling prey on the web.
"Fuck you. Alcmene? What the hell?" Tang Hua identified that three souls were missing and seven souls were gone: "Sister, a scholar can be killed but not raped!" It was in a restrained state, and there was no time limit. Was he actually hit by a control spell? And what kind of silk is tied around the body? The fire continued to burn, and the skills could not break it.
"Alcmene is the mother of Hercules in Greek mythology. She committed suicide because she failed in the weaving competition with Athena." A head stuck out from one side of the canyon.
"Athena? Damn Nuomi, you think I have the Pegasus Meteor Fist." Tang Hua hurriedly shouted: "Before the Golden Saint appears, help me!"
"It can't be saved." Nuomi shook her head: "She killed both the Smiling Angel and the young master. She can spin silk just like the spider girl. Once it gets stuck, there is no way to get rid of it."
"Then didn't you tell me earlier?"
"With that speed of yours, I'm still fighting. "Be careful. Text message, you are all stuck in Spider Girl Network. Can you blame me? Nuomi said: "She won't kill you for the time being. Do you feel like your life is falling away?" "
"Yes, I said, true eclipse state."
"I guess she just appreciates the death struggle of her prey."
Tang Hua held on to a glimmer of hope: "Are there any players nearby?"
"No!" Nuomi lamented: "This is already an area occupied by Satan. We just wanted to hide here because it was clean. We didn't expect to meet this big one. Be careful." She was about to take action. "
As soon as she finished speaking, Alcmene's hands suddenly grew longer. Directly thrust towards Tang Hua. In the restrained state, the dry ingredients could not be activated once they escaped. Unable to avoid it, Tang Huasheng took a bite and his life plummeted to the bottom. Tang Hua lamented and Nuomi mourned in silence.
Seeing that, the super-large spider girl was about to harvest Tang Hua's life." It is said that good people have their own fate, or that good people do not live long, and disasters are left for thousands of years. Tang Hua has always adhered to the spirit of Xiaoqiang and cut off in this crisis. Tang Hua went berserk.
Shura's killing array was forcibly activated, and the black fire energy in Tang Hua's body surged ten feet. A cold-faced Shura was covered in black smoke. Tang Hua made the same move behind him, looking at Spider Woman coldly.
"Young lady from the West, haven't you seen this before? Let's try this Eastern scoundrel trick." Tang Hua looked at the frightened spider girl and activated her demonic energy, and her tough spider face turned into gray. Tang Hua seized the moment and used all his skills to attack the running Spider Woman.
There was no suspense, Spider Woman turned into white light within seconds. Tang Hua chuckled, but had no time to say anything and hurriedly fell to the ground. There are lessons to be learned from the past. Last time, because I was too proud, my magic power was completely blocked after a minute, and I fell to my death from mid-air. The damn judge actually said he committed suicide.
Nuomi fell under the canyon and asked a very vulgar question: "What happened?" She was not surprised that Tang Hua killed Spider Girl, just as she was not surprised that Spider Girl killed Tang Hua. Anyway, she knew that she could not use normal Look at this person with your eyes. When this person is around, anything can happen.
Tang Hua grabbed a kerosene lamp and asked doubtfully, "Is this girl from Greece?"
"yes!"
"you sure."
"One hundred and one thousand percent sure." Nuomi replied immediately.
"Then why do you give me an Aladdin's magic lamp? It can grant me three wishes." Tang Hua
Confused. "Poof!" Nuomi spat out blood. Although she was mentally prepared that this person would not be able to look at her with normal eyes, she did not expect that even monsters would become so weird due to this person's infection.
"I remember this thing is Arabic, right?"
"It looks like it." The knowledgeable Nuomi didn't dare to make a judgment for a while.
"What wish can this fulfill?" Tang Hua used the magic lamp, and a ghost-like thing appeared.
Ghost: "My master, what is your wish?"
"Help me survive three evil tribulations."
The ghost stopped for five seconds and then replied: "Beyond the ability."
"Help me kill Satan."
"Beyond being a concubine."
"I want to have sex with a woman."
The ghost sweated: "Beyond the ability."
"Hey! Everything is beyond your capabilities, what can you do?"
The ghost immediately replied: "For example, Master, you are surrounded, you can apply for invisibility. For example, if you go to dinner and forget to bring money, I can help you escape the bill. For example, if your life is at the bottom, I can help you restore all your life. For example, if you are surrounded by I can break the bonds. For example, if you go to hell, I can help you escape from prison, etc."
"Co-authoring is just these three wishes." Tang Hua raised the magic lamp and said: "The first wish, I hope you can fulfill my three hundred wishes in the next hundred years."
The ghost was still waiting for ink marks, so Tang Hua threw the magic lamp directly into the Qiankun bag. I wasted my whole day's work. Isn’t it unfair for me to get such a piece of garbage
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