Twin Sword

Chapter 282: Drool Chapter

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continue or not. WWw.qUAnbEn-xIaosHuo.COm" Feng Yun asked angrily.

"Continue?" Tang Hua was very impressed: "Feng Yun. I always felt that I was shameless, but I didn't expect that you were also the one who added insult to injury. If you continue a few more times, you will have to lose your bowels and urine to break the wolf. What a terrible person, let him It will leave a shadow in my future life, won’t I have to feel guilty for hours?”

"That

"When the wolf comes, he says I was bombed to hell, and then you get a pile of garbage. This way he will be somewhat mentally balanced."

"Then he wants to chase Ran?"

"Can't you? In this case, it's okay to pretend to be confused, but you can't find trouble on your own, right?" Tang Hua pointed his finger in the sky: "Brother, I'm leaving first, take care!" The gods and demons destroyed the world and hit him. No surprise, the thin-skinned Tang Hua turned into white light. After being detained for two hours, after being released, I could finally bully others openly again. From this point of view, I am still relatively kind, after all, I have felt guilty.

"Oriental eggplant?"

"yes

"Tang Hua was a little puzzled. This judge looked a bit pretty today! Could it be that the reception level for suicides is relatively high

"I'm a screw!"

Tang Hua immediately became alarmed: "What's going on?"

"Don't you think of anything good?"

"Ever since I entered the game, I have carried you in your hands many times, and I have a full understanding and objective judgment of your character." Tang Hua finished speaking and added: "By the way, does chatting with you count as detention time? "

Luosuo was silent for a while and said: "I originally thought you only took advantage of big things, but I didn't expect you would take advantage of small things as well."

"Frugality is my traditional Chinese virtue. If you say this, screw, be careful, I will complain that you discriminate against the Chinese. Of course, you are willing to use a few artifacts to compensate for my injured soul. It is not non-negotiable."

"I have interviewed so many people, and you are the first one who dares to blackmail and intimidate the examiner."

"I have a full understanding of the procedures for restraining your elder." Tang Hua added: "You can't be biased because of my poor attitude, nor can you take care of others because of their good attitude."

"Then you should also know that this computer will not bribe others in exchange for benefits." Luosi chuckled and said: "If you don't mind it, I will accept your complaint. I will analyze whether I discriminate against the Chinese nation."

Tang Hua: "Don't go around the topic. Does it count as detention time? If it doesn't count, don't delay me. I'll be careful to claim compensation from you for millions of dollars an hour."

"Okay, even if it's your detention time, I will decide everything about the game." Luosi said: "Now let's get to the point, have you ever thought about the future?"

"Please be direct."

"I have calculated that there is no suitable position for you among the positions I listed."

"Then you're still looking for me?"

"The key is that there is no place for you in ordinary jobs. If you are a construction worker, I am afraid that you will be lazy and become a waste. You can do a small business. I am worried that you will try to monopolize the market among your peers. If you are a cleaner, I am afraid that you will use garbage to blackmail you. "I'm a merchant. Even if I throw you into prison, I'm afraid you'll turn into a prison guard soon." The only way is. "Screw took out a formal contract: "You think you can sign it if there's no problem, right?" "

"What is it!" Tang Hua took it and took a look at it, spitting blood: "The consent form for humane destruction. Because I have harmed society and affected stability, I applied for humane destruction. I hope you will approve it. I will screw you to death."

"I have no choice." Screw explained: "I can't force you to kill you, I must get your consent when you are awake. As long as you sign, I promise to give you all the artifacts in the game for you to choose. You can learn any skills at will. How? Sample?"

"Do you think I'm an idiot?"

"Then this one." Screw took out another contract.

"No way?" Tang Hua said in surprise: "First Vice Chairman of the federal government? I heard that this First Vice Chairman is the only position that is directly appointed without election."

Screw said silently: "I compromised."

"Wait, I want to activate SMS."

"Can!"

"You won't peek, will you?"

"I'm not you." Tang Hua began to contact Sun Ming, Nuomi, Huihuang and other friends."

"How is it?" Screw asked.

"Is there such a good thing? I go out at public expense. I usually travel all over the world. I can curb the power of the first chairman and have a veto power." Will you give me this position? "

"In fact, you are the only human being in the federal government at the moment. Because after all, everyone is still too young and immature." Screw asked: "If there is no problem, just sign this contract."

Tang Hua took the pen and pondered for a long time before throwing it away: "I won't sign."

This time Screw asked Jiang in surprise: "Why?"

"I don't know. Anyway, I have an ominous premonition." Tang Hua waved his hand: "If you don't have a more suitable position, just send me to hell."

"First Vice-President of the Federation? He has a lot of power. And he has no real responsibilities. Wherever he wants to travel, it will be fully reimbursed at public expense."

"Brother, just because of such a good position, I don't want it." Tang Hua chuckled: "I like a career with challenges."

"I" screw was defeated: "Let's go," you have one more chance to regret before leaving. There is no shop like this after passing this village, right? "You really don't want to think about it anymore?" First Vice Chairman? Think about it again

Tang Hua tossed his hair: "Brother is a man with pursuits. Send me to hell quickly."

"Who is like you

Ming Wrath! "I don't have a second-in-command seat. It's true that I have public funds. But with your character, you will be hanged in three days."

"What do you mean?" Tang Wafhan asked.

"The supervisors of the Federation President and the First Vice Chairman are screws. The screws cannot directly interfere with the bad guys. Human beings have to punish the bad guys. But if the two presidents are bad guys, it falls within the scope of his management. And your conversation, Actions. Even your breathing is completely monitored by him. As long as you do something extraordinary, they have the right to kill you for endangering federal security."

"Damn! This guy said he wasn't me and wouldn't peek at my messages. Not only did he read them, he also changed them."

"Do you peek at other people's short sighs?"

"Won't."

"Then he is not you. He will peek at other people's text messages. He will also change the messages. Because he has the final say in everything in the game." Sun Ming broke into a cold sweat: "Fortunately, you are strong-willed, otherwise you would be using public funds to do a private matter. , you are considered to have embezzled public funds. Everyone knows that being the two chairmen has great power but no human rights."

"Damn screw wants to trick me. I suspect he is eavesdropping on our conversation right now." Tang Hua looked around and said, "This guy is really dirty."

"Nowadays, high-end professions are still controlled by screws. You must remember to avoid this when signing any contract. I believe in your ability. As long as the people who are not directly monitored by screws will have a good life."

"Yeah!"

"That's right!" Sun Ming took out the special issue published by Benwen: "Sha Po Lang Xuan Hong is chasing you and will pay you one hundred gold pieces to acquire your actual name, address, age, height and other data."

"Did you sell it?"

"I'm discussing with him a thousand pieces of gold."

"Damn, you did it so quickly." Tang Hua said angrily: "You can give me half, but I still want to sell myself. This is a standard act of seeking power for personal gain." Ask him if there are real photos, and the photos are based on heads. One hundred gold for each head and three thousand for a single shadow. The price is negotiable. Real person comparison, if I have the help of a police uncle, if you dare to punch me, I will directly sue you for robbery and indecent assault. "

"Nonsense, it was an attempted rape. I am a witness, and I am third to you in terms of civil compensation."

"Well, Huihuang is a forensic doctor. Let him help me with the identification when the time comes. And Mo Jing is a policeman and Nuomi is a senior judge." Tang Huale said: "How does he want to die?"

"Sha Po Lang feels like a failure." He originally wanted to use real-life information to intimidate Tang Hua. Unexpectedly, his best friend directly sold the information and did not take him seriously at all. It was too much!

Mo Jing sympathetically handed Sha Po Lang a bottle of green tea: "Why do you always provoke Eggplant when you have nothing to do? By the way, can you blame Eggplant for this incident?"

"He cheated." Sha Po Lang added: "Hmph!"

"Didn't you cheat with him?" Mo Jing said with contempt and education: "Are you qualified to criticize him? He cheated at least thoroughly. Just like in an exam, which student has no experience of cheating? But you have to take the political book If you go to the Chinese language examination room, you are not professional."

"But I suppressed my discomfort and never defeated him. He bullied me every time."

"Bullying once is called accidental, but bullying countless times" can only show that there is a big gap between you. Mo Jing said: "I received news on our website that I didn't even get the screws from him. You'd better give up." "

"Ah! I was told by screws and screws to be here soon." Sha Polang was surprised: "Screws told me to have an interview tomorrow."

"Really?" Mo Jing asked happily: "What profession are you interviewing for?" "Customs collection."

Mo Jing asked curiously: "What did you originally do?"

"Sit at home!" Sha Po Lang Khan said.

ah! Are you actually a writer? Mo Jing worshiped and asked: "What aspect of creation do you usually do?" "

"Generally, it's for TVs, computers and instant noodles."

"It's amazing. It turns out that it's a realist. It's difficult to write about reality, which requires a lot of life materials."

"It's just so-so, just fun." Sha Po Lang said with a look of shame.

Bringing beauties to chase wolves in the East China Sea. The sky is blue and the sea is blue, one of the joys in life.

"You underestimate the screws. I guess the two contracts given to you are just a test." Shuang Wu said: "I think 90% of you have already settled. Others have arranged it."

"Honey, please don't go easy on me." Tang Hua threw away his whip and ate the medicine as a snack, his experience automatically beating.

"I only know that smart computers serve the people. Whether it's all or one person, Screw treats everyone fairly." Shuangwu sighed when he said this.

"No news about your attempts?"

"No!" Shuang Wu sighed again. Scholar, Yijian Qiufei, and Haoran all already have their own positions, and they are all members of the management class.

"It doesn't matter, my wife, I will support you."

"I don't want it. What I need is not money, but a job. Do you understand? But I don't want to do manual labor.

"Don't worry, even if your job is a manual labor, I will turn your husband into a mental laborer."

"My husband is so kind." Shuangwu leaned on Tang Hua's back and murmured, "There are still four months."

"Ah!" Tang Hua said: "So, the bimonthly event is about to start again?"

Shuangwu felt sad, and had nothing in common with such optimists.

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