really! Our Frost Dancer was irritated by the princess's words, and her voice rose a lot. Finally, it reached the point where even the lively audience couldn't hear clearly what was being said. wWw, QunabEN, Com Looking at the princess again, she is obviously very satisfied with Shuangwu's gaffe. She accepts insults such as: vixen, two hundred and five, thirteen o'clock, etc. with a smile...
Although the atmosphere was tense, both of them were people with status, and they did not pull their hair or scratch their faces in the street... What is a person with status? They are people with ID cards.
As the situation progressed, in the smile of the princess, Shuang Wu obviously lost the most basic restraint, and some words that should not be used appeared frequently: slutty, bitch and other words with no new meaning were shouted out... Sigh... Look at the princess again. She looked pitiful and aggrieved, and even the author felt that Shuang Wu's gaffe was a bit excessive. But the author is struggling in his heart. Should the author's righteous heart be convinced by the performance on the surface
Sigh... As a woman, Shuang Wu's words and deeds today can be said to be in the past, but as a Shuang Wu who once shocked the world, today is really embarrassing.
At this time, when we need men the most, we are the embodiment of chivalry and justice, handsome, tall and mighty. Unable to be blown down by the wind, a pear blossom weighs down on a begonia, a charming and unparalleled figure... The recognized master of double swords... Yes, he is Dongfang Eggplant. He finally stood up. At this moment, countless thoughts flashed through his mind. Heroes: Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun, Dong Cunrui... He finally stood up and spoke. He really spoke. Could this be the time to decide the outcome? Everyone's eyes were focused on this man who had concentrated five thousand years of Chinese virtues. They were both looking forward to his explosion and hoping for his demeanor... I saw him gently sweeping a piece of hair on his forehead and smiling. He said kindly: Waiter, come and have a plate of soy sauce... I'm so stupid!
At this point, I believe that all readers are as angry as the author, but... According to Dongfang Eggplant’s best friend, a Dharma boundless person who is committed to saving a young woman who has fallen into trouble, Dongfang Eggplant now actually holds 3150 points of merit in his hands. From this, we can see that this person is ferocious. By nature, it is said that the population of Shushan is declining because he caused n massacres, forcing everyone to give up their good wishes of becoming Shushan disciples.
ah! He, he stood up again, and I hereby solemnly swear that if he dares to ask for soy sauce again, I will directly attack him, even if it is like an ant shaking a tree... He... What he wants this time is vinegar. We turned back to the topic. Now Shuangwu was even more out of control. Although she tried hard to restrain herself, tears flowed down involuntarily. Tears wet her beautiful face, making all men feel that silence is a sin. The author is a human being and a man. I also feel distressed by such tears. The author resolutely picked up the stool... Damn it, you are a bitch. The man stood up again. What did he want this time? Do you want old wine or MSG? Sure enough, this girl's mouth was full of nonsense. The following is the conversation recorded by the author who risked his life and went to the scene in person...
"Oh, this... isn't this a princess?"
"Ah! Eggplant... Dongfang Eggplant... I am an old friend of Novice Village. I heard that you are already the number one master. Congratulations, congratulations on getting what you expected." Seeing this, the author has a better understanding of Shuang Wu's tragic experience. As the saying goes, Okay, let’s not hit the smiling man. Even if Eggplant is still the embodiment of justice, I’m afraid it will be difficult to attack the princess...
"Both and each other, didn't your long-cherished wish say that you wanted to form a gang? I didn't expect to get the three robbery so quickly."
Wow... So there is such an inside story. Could it be... Could it be... If Eggplant didn't lie, then the princess's love for Sanqiang Wuji would have a lot of water. Inside story, inside story... The author will continue to dig out these celebrities' secrets, and I want to hear what happened next... Sorry, we haven't reached 2,000 words today, we have to look down.
Well, the princess was obviously stung by Dongfang Eggplant's words, and felt quite uncomfortable. The audience present began to whisper, and even Sanqiang Wuji, who had been sitting still, moved his butt a little irritably.
However, the embarrassment turned into embarrassment. The princess immediately adjusted her mood and replied with a smile: "Eggplant, why do you say that? As a woman, as long as she finds a man who loves her, all her ambitions will disappear. Besides, our family Wuji is so outstanding, so many Advantages, such a charming man... So I gave up my plan to join a gang long ago."
Shuangwu was gritting his teeth, and the author prayed that he would never explode. Finally, under God's care, before Shuangwu went berserk. Eggplant was the first to ask in surprise: "Excellent? Advantages? What are his advantages?"
"..." The princess was stuck by such a direct question. What are the advantages? Emotional? The promise is negative... He is very skilled in martial arts... He has never been on the master list. Strong appeal? As soon as Shuang Wu was gone, half of the people immediately quit the gang... As for appearance and character, it goes without saying. Even the minimum credit requirement is very low... How can you tell? People have said more than once that they want to hunt down Dongfang Eggplant, but they are sitting nearby and there is no movement at all. They can only rely on a woman to smooth things over. Sigh... Sister Princess, if you say that Wuji has special talents, everyone can still be half-convinced, but if you say that Wuji has advantages, you are not taking the public's eyes seriously. What? Some readers asked what your specialties are? ... This is **, and I can remind you: a specialty is a very long one. The author declares that I am definitely not talking about his horse-faced specialty. You can think about it...
"Haha... I heard that Eggplant and Sister Wushuang are in love, and even ate noodles on a bench in public. It seems that the rumors are somewhat credible."
Damn it! This bastard doesn't even say a word to his brother even if he has a horse. cough! This sentence was deleted, and the situation developed. The princess resorted to the method of transferring hatred, transferring her and Wuji's adultery to Shuangwu's pure love.
"Sigh... I can't help it. It's not like your sister Wushuang was robbed of her husband, so she was out on the street with no money. It happens that I am also poor and can only afford a seat... No, weren't you and Wuji sitting there that day? Are we facing each other? Wuji also said to let Wushuang get out of Laoshan... "Counter transfer!"
"Really? Haha, I forgot about it. You guys... seem to be in a good relationship now?" Anti-reverse transfer!
"We are just friends and we eat together. It's not like you and your Wuji brother are eating from the same bowl." Reverse, reverse, transfer.
Only then did the author notice what Eggplant said. When he turned around, he saw that... the two of them were eating from the same bowl.
A bowl? My wife ate hot pot. The princess continued to smile: "Our sister Wushuang is so outstanding. Don't you have any ideas, Eggplant? Do you want me to help match you?"
"This is wrong! Isn't it popular now to find a partner with no merit? Shuangwu is completely unqualified. If you have..."
"What?"
"No, and neither can you! My mother told me that we should at least find someone to sleep with without nightmares."
Dongfang Eggplant made full use of the topics that men can talk about that women can't talk about and hit back hard at the princess. We'll see you on May 2nd to see what happens next...
(QuanBen Novel Network www.QuanBeN-XiaoShuo.com)