"Drink, sex, wealth, anger..." Shuang Wu asked: "The other three can be understood as people's bad habits. Does anger mean anger?"
"It may not be a bad habit. WWw. QuanBeN-XiaoShuo.CoM" Tang Hua said: "Wang Anshi once left a poem: no etiquette without wine, colorless roads and sparse people; people without wealth will not work hard, and a country without spirit will have no vitality. But Su Dongpo believed that as long as you have a certain temper, drinking, sex, and wealth are the greatest good things: drinking without getting drunk is a hero, falling in love without being obsessed with sex is the highest; ill-gotten gains are not acceptable, and if you are angry, you will disappear."
"Hey! I told you to stop showing off and tell me how to pass this Qi test first?"
Tang Hua looked at her with contempt: "Didn't I just say it? You can't get drunk when you drink. You can look at beautiful women but you can't be fooled. If you don't steal the God of Wealth's money, then the last step should be not getting angry."
While they were talking, a phantom appeared in front of them. The content of the phantom was very simple. Wuji and the princess used the rules of the system to whisper to each other on the boat. Both of their faces were filled with happy smiles...
Shuang Wu smiled faintly: "It's been so long, do you think I will be angry?"
The screen disappeared, and another phantom appeared. I saw a wretched NPC and a wretched player squatting to admire a beautiful woman jumping left and right to catch the gold ingot...
"Don't you want to explain something?" Shuangwu asked with a murderous look.
"This..." Tang Hua scratched his head and said, "Don't get me wrong... The God of Wealth said you are a very capable woman. I asked him how he knew, and he asked me to look. When I said I couldn't tell, he asked me to pay attention. Go and see…”
"But how did I find out that you have been looking at my heart?"
"...It looks good." Tang Hua was very honest.
"I bet you'll appreciate it." Shuang Wu smiled and shouted to the illusion, "I'm not angry."
"Of course you won't be angry because of this." A middle-aged and older man appeared in front of the two of them: "Because you are realistic, and realistic people generally don't get angry. But... this little brother also said, no matter what If there is anger, the country will have no vitality. The condition for passing this level is: be angry! You must be truly angry to pass the level. We will see you soon!" After saying that, the man disappeared.
"Easy!" Tang Hua turned to Shuang Wu and said smoothly: "I just found out that you have a swimming ring."
"What swimming ring?"
"If the belly fat is too thick and the chest is too flat, it will form... "
"You're talking nonsense!" Shuang Wu was furious. She had always been proud of her figure. This girl was obviously framed, or there was something wrong with her eyes.
"Haha! Very good." came the man's voice: "Now it's your turn to be angry."
"Me?" Tang Hua spread his hands and looked at Shuang Wu: "It depends on your ability."
Although Shuangwu knew that Tang Hua had just meant it, he was still resentful and said smoothly: "You are a bastard."
"You..." Tang Hua cried, why did he sound so intimate.
"You big-headed ghost!" Shuangwu felt that the intensity was not enough, and immediately stepped up: "You are the most despicable, shameless, sloppy, tasteless, and disgusting person I have ever seen..."
Tang Hua handed her a bottle of mineral water: "Speak slowly, don't choke."
…
Shuang Wu weakly pushed Tang Hua: "Just get angry."
"Sister, it's up to you whether I'm angry or not."
"Then... tell me what characteristics you have, for example... are you an angry youth?"
"Well... let's count it as half."
"That's good, I'll tell you about history." Shuang Wu became more energetic: "In XX, the First Opium War broke out... The Second Opium War... The Anti-Japanese War... "
…
Shuangwu and Tang Hua were lying on the ground, staring at the ceiling in a daze...
"Two days!"
"Yes!" Shuangwu nodded and asked, "How much do you have to eat?"
"There is also a durian and a pack of biscuits." Tang Hua thought about it: "It's enough for you to give me a history lesson for a day."
"Sigh... We are going to starve to death. You tell me, why won't you be angry?"
"... Mainly because you are too down-to-earth. I feel like the more you scold me, the more affectionate you become."
"Dead man..." Shuangwu asked, "Were you angry when you were assassinated last time?"
"No... when you play games, either you kill me or I kill you. It's just a bit depressing."
Shuangwu raised her head and asked, "Then how do you get angry?"
"...For example, if you ask me to borrow money but don't pay it back, and if your attitude is even worse, I might get annoyed."
"Then you lend me 50 gold."
"for you!"
The deal is good, Shuang Wu said fiercely: "Boy, I won't pay it back."
"..." Tang Hua cried: "Don't talk to me like a coquettish person. You have to say: You thirteen o'clock, I lend you money to give you face, what kind of onion do you think you are? If you want money or not, you have a life." … But I said it and it didn’t work.”
"Forget it, forget it, starve to death... I'm tired!" Shuangwu sighed, lay back on the ground, and gently placed his left hand on Tang Hua's right hand.
Tang Hua's heart trembled.
Shuang Wu turned her head slightly and leaned her head against Tang Hua's chest...
Tang Hua touched Shuangwu's hair with trembling hands...
At this time, Shuangwu, who was like a kitten, smiled sinisterly, quietly took out a pair of scissors, and stabbed the most painful part of Tang Hua's thigh...
"Ouch..." Tang Hua jumped up like lightning, his fingers frosty and furious: "What are you doing?"
"You're angry." Shuangwu smiled and put the scissors back into the Qiankun bag.
"Hmph!" Tang Hua said angrily: "Then why do you seduce me instead of just poking me with scissors?"
"Without seduction, someone will not secretly adjust the feeling to 100%, so that even if it is poked, it will not hurt. By the way, don't fall in love with your sister, she will be heartbroken."
"What a bastard!" Tang Hua was very depressed. Of course he would not fall in love with Shuang Wu, but he was a man after all. Men are generally bastards if they don't take advantage of them. With such a beautiful woman clinging to him, even out of the most basic masculine manners, there is no reason not to cooperate. Why do you think there is a man who can stay pregnant? That's Liu Xiahui. Her sexual function is not perfect, okay? If you have objections, you might as well try it, but don't ask for a lady or a dinosaur. You will find afterwards that men’s desire for conquest and sense of achievement is the most tragic weakness of men. Many people get married and have children out of nowhere...
"Haha!" Shuangwu covered her mouth with a smile: "Eggplant, you are the most interesting person I have ever met. Doing tasks with you is not boring at all."
"Really?" Tang Hua was still unhappy.
"Okay! Don't be angry. Can I apologize?"
"Hmph!" The co-author is not someone who was stabbed when you were distracted.
"Sorry to disturb you two! First of all, I have to congratulate you two for passing the barrier." The man appeared and said: "For reaching the Qi barrier, I believe you already have a general understanding of what happened nineteen years ago. In fact, no one is right or wrong. , human nature is greedy, and monsters may not be selfless. As for how to judge, that is your business. The four of us are like a history book, only recording what happened, but we will never interfere or comment on what happened. I will explain it in detail below. Tell the truth for once.”
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