"[ABO/Double A] The 101st blind date of two Mr. Alpha" Author: Tao Zhiyao
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cp: Li Ze x Lu Meng
Facial paralysis, poisonous tongue, sluggish ALPHAx
One sentence summary: The story of two Alpha Bamboo horses who thought they were indifferent to a blind date, except for the last time.
Edible Guidelines
①abo, there are a lot of self-designed, please do not research, overhead.
② Attack and receive AxA from beginning to end, bamboo horses and bamboo horses, mutual favor and double arrows, no cannon fodder, Shuangjie, Tianwen, 1v1, HE.
③ No child, no Omega physiological description.
④ In fact, don’t be too entangled, Gongshou can stand whatever he wants.
Content tags: Heaven made together, strong future, overhead sweet text
Search keywords: Protagonist: Li Ze, Lu Meng ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others: Double A, ABO, Cookies
1. ALPHA
"Ugh… "
Sitting on the steps and groaning, it was an ALPHA, sighing and unbuttoning his habit.
Another person stood beside him, and although he didn't say anything, Ying Ting's sword eyebrows were already furrowed, and the center of his full brows were creased a few times.
The captain of the picket team who saw this scene from a distance immediately turned around and pretended that he didn't see anything.
"Captain, there are two people over there, whether they are sitting or not, and they are not even wearing their epaulets." The little soldier said indignantly.
Picket Captain: "..."
"Captain, report, request to be delisted." The little soldier who had just been on duty the day before gave a military salute.
The picket captain moved his lips, "I'll run into those two in the future and take a detour."
Really want to picket a lot of problems, and he did not want to face two immediate bosses.
Thinking about it this way, my back was still sore during the last battle.
"Captain, the marshal of the picket team is in charge of the privates." The little soldier who has not officially graduated is upright, and he resolutely implements the teacher's teaching, "Even if you have just won a victory, you must be concerned about the face of the soldiers!"
The picket captain had a toothache, so he just said that he didn't like taking cubs.
2. Anti-routine
They are the combat troops on the front line in the southeast of the Federation. They have just won the attacking sea clan, but the two on the steps have no trace of joy. The one sitting with a half-open collar could not dispel the stagnation in his heart, and said with a sullen face: "Aze, what do you say?"
Immediately after, Lu Meng added, "I'll listen to you."
Li Ze was so angry that he couldn't help kicking him. Lu Meng, who had SSS-level physical strength, didn't think he wanted to hide or hide and hugged his leg, choking his throat and shouting, "Brother Li, your child bride is not a good girl. to be kidnapped."
Li Ze: "..." Sorry, he was a little disgusted.
"Speak well." Li Ze said negatively.
Lu Meng didn't let go, "You talk about the plan first."
Li Ze: "…"
After two minutes of silence, Li Ze said earnestly, "Release false news and let the Hai Clan attack again. We will pursue it while we win."
Lu Meng looked up at him, pretending to be frightened, "I never knew that General Li was so treacherous and cunning."
Li Ze raised his eyebrows and took this as a compliment, "Then go back and have a blind date."
"I don't want it!" Lu Meng shook his head desperately, wishing to pull his hair off at the moment, "It's terrible, it's hell, I'd rather fight the sea clan for three days and three nights."
"Report." The soldier made a report. Although he didn't know their identities, his intuition told him that these two were very strong, and he said seriously to Lu Meng, "Please keep your morals well, and you can't pull or pull in the army. ."
Lu Meng: "..." He thought that the pickets didn't dare to care about them.
Li Ze held back his laughter and kicked over, "Is it shameful?"
Where can Lu Meng suffer from this loss, and attack his lower plate with a sweeping leg.
"Report, fighting is strictly prohibited during non-training time."
Li Ze: "..." Where did this treasure come from
Lu Meng touched his chin, rolled his eyes, and hooked his hand, "Little soldier, come here."
The soldier blinked and his ears turned red.
He heard Lu Meng ask expectantly, "We are going to be imprisoned for violating discipline like this?"
The soldier looked at Lu Meng's peach blossom eyes, and his face turned red again, "One warning, two punishment, three confinement."
Lu Meng's eyes lit up, "Aze, let's fight."
Li Ze was speechless, "May I ask Major General Lu, who approves our application for confinement here?"
"We can criticize each other!" Lu Meng seemed to have discovered a new continent.
"Little soldier, which one of the military regulations is the most serious?"
The soldier began to scroll through the memories in his head, "Soldiers rape civilian Omegas."
Li Ze: "…"
Lu Union: "… "
The two of them are both indifferent, maybe they really can't do it, or they don't have to be reduced to the point of blind date, it's a headache to think about.
Just when Li Ze started to untie his cuffs and felt that Lu Meng's suggestion was also good, an old man with a white beard came out, "The two major generals and the marshal personally approved the vacation for the two of them."
The soldier finally understood that the two in front of him were the top leaders of the army.
I heard that the general army has one officer and one pair, but these two are a special case. Li Ze is the rear commander and the Lu League frontline commander. The two will assign who is the main commander according to different battles. It is said that the two grew up together from childhood, jointly won the championship all the way, were born and died together, and were promoted together exceptionally. The tacit understanding is extraordinary.
The two men who were envied by the soldiers looked at each other and said in unison, "Doctor, we are still in confinement."
The soldier made the report conscientiously, "Report to the two generals, you are on vacation now..." Under the stares of the two, he swallowed and said firmly: "There is no need for confinement anymore."
"Little soldier, come, let's have a good talk." Lu Meng clenched his fists, his peach eyes were particularly seductive, but the soldiers felt chills.
Li Ze pinched his brows with a headache, but he still couldn't escape. He didn't want to see Lu Meng humiliated again, so he took his collar and left, "Private, return to the team."
"Yes, General."
Lu Meng sighed after listening to the soldier's voice as if he had been released, "Aze, I think you are more majestic than me, stronger than me, and better than me in everything."
Li Ze said "Haha", "Don't pretend to be pitiful, don't think about trying to please me, you can handle your blind date yourself."
Sure enough, if the mental strength is half a level lower, the IQ will also be lower, Lu Meng, who is always contradicted by Li Ze, once again concluded.
3. Frigidity
"Too noisy."
"It's too low to hear anything."
As soon as they got home and didn't sit still, the two people who were dragged to the blind date looked at each other desperately, and summed up the blind date just now in one sentence.
The two families are family friends, and their mothers are best friends, so everyone thinks that the good brothers who have been together since childhood naturally have to arrange blind dates together.
"I think if we continue to date, we can only leave the central area to find someone."
"Why do I think you're very happy?" Li Ze said with a smile.
"Aren't you happy?" Lu Meng sighed, "Why do you want to get married? It's not like they don't know our situation."
"Lu Meng, you are normal." Li Ze said displeased.
"Okay, it's just that the sense of smell is a little dull." Lu Meng is really indifferent. Of course, his sense of smell does not refer to ordinary sense of smell, but to the smell of Omega glands, which he can hardly smell. There is no possibility of being induced to estrus unless it is natural. "I think not smelling is better than choking to death." Thinking of his childhood experiences, Lu Meng shuddered.
Lu Meng woke up very early, and his sense of smell was extremely sensitive. At that time, he was still a child, and his body glands were immature. When he smelled Omega's pheromones, he felt like entering a perfume store, sneezing and sneezing, and then because of an accident. became what it is now.
But Lu Meng sincerely thanked for this accident. Thinking of how he felt when he was a child, goosebumps would come out.
"Is it such an exaggeration?"
Lu Meng glared at him, "Of course you are fine, no matter how you smell it, it's fine."
Li Ze cleared his throat, saying this as if he had a handicap.
After so many years of tacit understanding, they knew what the other was thinking with just one look. Lu Meng leaned over and squeezed his eyes, "Don't worry, who dares to say you can't, I'll help you clarify."
"Go away!" Li Ze felt that he had overestimated Lu Meng's thick skin.
"The 90th blind date failed." Lu Meng counted the defeats of the two as he walked.
"No, ninety-one times." Li Ze stood at the door of his room and smiled, "That person is the type you hate the most."
Lu Meng flew over with a knife, "You can say the same thing."
"That may be, maybe there is one thing I can do ahead of you." Li Ze suddenly wanted to see how angry he was jumping.
"Don't even think about it." Lu Meng shook his fist and threatened, relying on his half-level physical strength, "Be careful I'll beat you."
"I'll wait." Li Ze said casually, straightening his clothes, although he didn't want to go on a blind date, it was the most basic etiquette, and he walked into the small room.
4. Pheromones
This is a blind date specially set up for Alpha and Omega in the central area, in order to prevent some Omegas who are afraid of life from not being able to be alone with Alpha.
The young lady across from Lu Meng's face gradually turned bad, and finally she was so angry that she slammed the door and left.
Lu Meng said blankly, "What's wrong?"
The intermediary looked at Lu Meng sympathetically, for such a young major general, he couldn't even smell the smell of Omega about to go into heat. Lu Meng's unmoved, simply slapped the opposite lady in the face.
"cough."
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