Two Ex-Husbands On One Stage

Chapter 13: Take advantage of it? Fresh fish soup?

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I bumped into a evil star today, and I have to go to get rid of the bad luck. I think it is because the temple has not run enough in recent days, and the incense has been less.

After thinking about it for a while, I immediately called the driver to turn around and go to Daming Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha.

Let the green warbler hold half a basket of incense candles, and I started to worship the Buddha Shakyamuni in the Mahavira Hall. Medicine Buddha, Maitreya Buddha, Guanyin of the South China Sea, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Eighteen Arhats... I put incense and worshipped them one by one. , was dizzy and turned to worship an immortal who did not know which immortal, when he heard a crisp voice muttering: "I beg the immortals to bless me to find a good husband who is as talented and beautiful as brother Yanzhen." After a while, he added: "Let that lady of the Shen family not end well."

"I Have a Scroll of Ghosts and Gods"

I looked up at the immortal sitting on the worship platform. It was none other than the demure and amiable Guanyin, who was holding a porcelain doll in a bellyband. He turned around and looked at the pilgrims who put their palms together and prayed devoutly. She was a pretty girl, and she was about seventeen or eighteen years old. After all, she was younger and didn't have a lot of life experience like me, so I kindly said to her:

"Girl, the goddess of Guanyin is in charge of sending children. If you ask for a marriage, the immortal Yuexia in the Yuelao Temple next door will be more effective." I thought about it for a while, and then persuaded me earnestly, "In addition, as far as I know. , No matter which way the gods seem to only care about keeping people safe, it must be unacceptable to deceive people and harm people."

The girl opened her eyes and squinted at me, snorted cold air from her nose, and said arrogantly: "Bengong... This girl has a request, who dares to ignore it?!"

This tone... sounds a bit familiar.

Before I could figure out where she was, she had turned away with the tip of her chin held high, followed by a man and a woman, who was walking with a single glance that she knew that she was a trainer. In an instant, the three masters and servants disappeared in the hall of pilgrims like weaving.

"Miss, Lu Ying clearly heard that that person admires Uncle... Oh, that's wrong, it's Uncle, and he curses Miss!" Lu Ying pouted while holding a few incense pillars as thick as golden hoops, looking very funny.

I rubbed the incense ash in my hand on the hem of her sleeve, bowed my head and smiled.

Pei Yanzhen is a calamity genius, Song Xiyuan is a romantic rich man, there is no one right or left, who made me unlucky to marry such two husbands one after the other, and being cursed by a girl who is thinking of spring is also a common thing to do, no big deal.

It's just that in the past, I was just chasing the shadows to know a little bit. Today, hearing someone personally cursing me so devoutly in front of me really made me feel a little uneasy in my heart. The resentment comes and goes, and the two main culprits are Pei and Song.

"Little Green, let's go." I turned around and walked outside the hall.

"Miss, isn't this incense burning?" Lu Ying shouted after him.

"No more burning, let's buy villains."

"Ah? Villain? What villain?" …

After leaving Daming Temple, I circled around the temple, and I saw Wang Daxian who set up a stall. His thief, thief, and thief's rat eyes naturally caught my eye, and his originally squinted pupils glared like copper coins. Da, Dian Dian'er said warmly: "Miss Shen is here to offer incense? Are you going to tell me a divination or buy some incense candles today?"

This Wang Daxian is stuck outside this Daming Temple on weekdays. He plays a fortune-telling and fortune-telling brand, and he does things like setting up a stall to wipe oil. Don't look at his small burden. Everything inside is complete, including candles, incense, paper tributes. Fruit peace charms, down to paper money coin villain peach wood sword, everything is available. Originally, these things were not much different from those sold by other shops, but he was so clever with his tongue that he could always say something mysterious, as if he was the only one in the sky, and many pilgrims with soft ears were deceived by him. Often can not help but spend double the silver taels to buy his things. Although this person is a bit of a philistine, he can say that he can talk about anything in the world. When I first left the Song family, I often came here to burn incense and ask for divination. I recognized this person every time I came and went, and if I had time to listen to him. It's not a joy to listen to.

Today, I didn't want to listen to his nonsense, so I got straight to the point: "Bring me two paper-headed villains, men."

Then Wang Daxian looked around, wished he could cover my mouth and blurted out tremblingly: "Hey, my Miss Shen, you can buy whatever you want, and you won't let me do business if you shout like this. ? It's not as good as in the past, but Mr. Pei is sitting in the seat of the prefect. This gentleman is elegant and can't see these strange powers. It's very strict to investigate and deal with this witchcraft..."

Suddenly he was silent for a while, afraid that he remembered that Pei Yanzhen was my mother-in-law's business, and his eyes rolled and hurriedly added: "Of course, having a parent and official like Mr. Pei is the well-being of our people."

"Don't tell me if you have any of these, I just ask if you have a paper figurine. If you don't have one, I'll go find another home." I interrupted him impatiently.

He immediately said: "Yes, why not, what Miss Shen wants, even if I don't have Wang Da, I have to be something." The black cloth wrapped, layer by layer, opened, took out two small paper figures and secretly handed them to me, put out a few steel needles, and whispered sneakily: "If Miss Shen wants to curse anyone, just this The birth date of the person is written on it, and the steel needle is used to stab this villain, to ensure that a spell will be effective, and it will hurt wherever it is pierced. One or two lines of silver are one."

I was holding the little paper figure and looking around, I might hear a green voice from the side saying, "What is this?"

Looking back, it was the girl from Fangcai Temple who was curiously staring at the little man in my hand with her round eyes. Wang Daxian had no reason to not win over the guests who came to the door, and immediately explained the purpose of this villain to the girl like this, and the girl heard the excitement and brilliance, and immediately said that she wanted to buy one Female paper man.

I was silent for a while, and said to Wang Daxian: "The two of us bought three of you together. If your price is cheaper, just fifteen cents each."

That Wang Daxian twisted as if cutting flesh, "Your price is too harsh, considering that you are also a regular customer, even if it is twenty wen, how about it?"

"Fifteen wen." I insisted.

Unexpectedly, the girl on the side not only did not appreciate it, but also glanced at me from the corner of her eye, full of contempt, "You must compare the money! Vulgar!" After speaking, the servant behind him dropped a silver tael of white flowers and went away.

So, good people can't do it.

I sighed and took the paper figurine to support my stomach and walked away. I heard Wang Daxian shout, "Miss Shen, you haven't given me your money yet." I turned around and put in at least ten taels of silver and said, "No Did you pay for this humiliation?"

Wang Daxian smirked, "Miss Shen really knows how to borrow the east wind..."

Originally thought that the incense burnt, the bad luck had gone a bit, but I didn't want the car to stop in front of the house, when I saw an extra circle of guards with suffocating energy on the front of the front of the nursing home, the official saw me getting out of the car and was busy. Yiliu'er trotted over and said, "Miss, the emperor is here. I heard that you will have dinner at the mansion at night. I'm afraid you can't walk through the main entrance. The master told me to let you go back to the wing through the side door."

I know that even though His Majesty the Emperor lives in the Song family, he will never let go of the oil of our Shen family. I don’t know how much money our Shen family will have to pay for this trip to the south of the Yangtze River, except for this dinner… I Shaking his head, Lu Ying helped him back to the room from the side door.

Before the stool was warmed, someone outside the door sang a promise, "The emperor gave a banquet—"

Pushing the door to go out, I saw a white-faced and beardless father-in-law standing outside the door, "Your Majesty invites Miss Shen to join us, Miss Shen, please come with us."

I was stunned, thanked him, and followed him to the dining room, but I saw that the original round table in the hall was gone, and a long mahogany table was replaced. The emperor sat in the first place, with Pei Yanzhen on the bottom right and my father on the left. With Song Xiyuan, the table is full of various Jiangnan delicacies, and a pot of hot soup is steaming in the middle, and it is very eye-catching.

I raised my eyebrows and said, "My majesty sees your majesty. Your majesty's banquet is intimidating. Thank you, Lord Long, long live my emperor." . For a while, I regretted how I bought a paper figure outside the Daming Temple today.

As soon as I was seated, I heard the master speak, "This fish soup has just come up, it is fresh. Eunuch Cao, serve a bowl for Miss Shen."

Daddy's eyebrows twitched, Pei Yanzhen's complexion changed, Song Xiyuan moved his fingertips, and immediately smiled and said, "I heard that this fish was caught by His Majesty himself today, Miss Shen is so lucky to be given soup by His Majesty, I don't know Xi Yuan Can you also get a little holy light, dare to ask, and taste the freshness of this linfish?"

That Cao Gonggong calmly scooped fish soup for me according to the emperor's instructions. In the hall, except for the sound of soup pouring into the bowl, there was no noise at all.

But seeing that the emperor looked at Song Xiyuan kindly, after a while, the corner of his mouth curled, and he said with a smile, "Why not? Eunuch Cao, Miss Shen's bowl of soup should be given to Third Young Master first, and then another bowl will be given to Miss Shen. "

"Yes."

But seeing Song Xiyuan holding the small spoon with his slender fingers, he gently blew the hot soup with his head down, and calmly scooped a spoonful into his mouth. Living in Yangzhou for more than 20 years, this is the first time I know that carp soup can be so delicious." Then he drank the whole bowl of soup with great enthusiasm, and for some reason, it seemed a bit righteous and dignified in my eyes.

His Majesty the Emperor received Song Xiyuan's flattery and laughed very well.

When he raised his eyes, he saw that both Daddy and Pei Yanzhen were staring at Song Xiyuan without a trace.

After about half a cup of tea, the three of them seemed relieved at the same time for some reason. Inexplicably, I looked at Song Xiyuan, whose face was ruddy as usual, and lowered his head to drink his soup silently.

After tossing back and forth for a day, I was really tired. After eating this dinner, which was called a royal banquet, I washed it and went to bed.

I didn't want to sleep until the middle of the night, my stomach cramped, and the pain was so painful that I could barely make a sound. I reached out and knocked over the glass cup by the bedside.

"Miss, Miss! What's the matter with you? Come on! Miss is about to give birth!"

For a time, maids, fathers, aunts, doctors, mother-in-law... people came and went, taking turns in and out...

"But you're going to give birth?"

"Miss Shen is taking the herbs that induce labor?"

"Miao Er ai..."

"Miss, hurry up, work harder!"

The pain was okay at first, but it just ran over after a while, and then it became more and more frightening, like someone holding an axe and splitting me alive, and like black and white impermanence holding a chain and tying me and dragging me , falling straight down...

I stared at the top of the tent, watching the blurry and sometimes dazzling light and shadows dangling, vaguely feeling that when I was about to ascend to immortality, I heard "Wow!"

Shocked.