This blind date was a coincidence for my uncle and the third son, and it was completely yellow. Not only that, it was originally just the son and brother in the city of Yangzhou who avoided me. This time even the matchmaker in the ice man hall Fear me like a snake and scorpion, no one dares to say kiss to me.
Since then, I have lost the fun of blind date. How can I pass the long day? Only watch the play during the day, and tell the little brother about Liaozhai Quan and pass away at night.
The weather is good today. There was just a fight scene in the Kyushu Opera Garden. The martial arts in it are said to be top-notch. I heard that I had practiced boxing and feet in the Shaolin Temple earlier, and I just returned to the vulgarity recently and joined the drama troupe to support my family. On a whim, I brought my maid, Luying, to the theatre.
"Deceiving Kangxi"
The family has built a small building in this theater all the year round. First, it is so that Dad sometimes brings some old men who are dealing with business to listen to the play easily. Second, if the aunts and sisters are sometimes in a hurry, they can go out to listen to the play together without having to interact with them. Downstairs, a mixed group of people sat in one place. I have been using this small attic these days.
Today's play I think is good, this martial artist is also very handsome, he lifts his legs, throws punches, and splits his knives very cleanly and powerfully. The only flaw is that the corners are too thin. It doesn't look very masculine, and it doesn't have the rough and heroic taste of martial arts at all. It's always unbearable for a person with thin skin and tender meat to play a big knife. I always feel that I don't know who is playing who. He came quickly.
Therefore, when I saw the second half, I was a little distracted, and when I looked around, the big men in the downstairs field had their eyes full of shrewdness, and I heard a middle-aged man with a moustache looking sallow to the side. The man from the man said: "How is it? What do you think of this new horn? Pink face and peach cheeks, looking at these two times, the toughness is also very good..." He laughed twice, and the mustache was in the wind. It gave off such an unsightly taste.
The sallow man on the side seemed to think of something and laughed tacitly, and said: "Chen Ye now thinks this martial artist is good because there is no comparison on the side, if this martial artist is placed in the Qin Chu Pavilion, I am afraid it will not be enough. ."
"Haha, when Mr. Li said that, I'm afraid he has never seen the appearance of this martial artist taking off his makeup, right?" The moustache, Mr. Chen, was full of oil, and said proudly: "I am familiar with this troupe's Boss Li, and we were reminiscing about the old days backstage yesterday. I happen to see that this martial artist has not yet put on makeup, his eyes are watery and his complexion is called Shui Dangdang, I dare say that it is on par with the little Xianggong Shelian in the Qin Chu Pavilion."
The sallow man immediately became energetic, and his eyes lit up, "Really? How can he compare to Shelian? That she is the top card of Qin Chu Pavilion today!" He suddenly smiled slyly again, "Even if it is comparable in appearance. , this 'kung fu'... hehe, how can it compare?"
Looking at the heated discussion between the two, I turned my head and asked Lu Ying, "Where is the Qin Chu Pavilion?" Judging from my experience of watching dramas in the past ten years, the kung fu of the martial arts students on this stage is already very high. Excellent, there are people who are better in kung fu than him, so it is natural to go to see him.
Lu Ying's face turned red, and her eyes immediately evaded, looking at the feet and the roof for a while, hesitating for a while, before I answered vaguely under my focused eyes: "Qin Chu... that's... that's where... it's all men... "
It's all men's place? Martial arts school? liquor store? I looked at her suspiciously.
Lu Ying stomped her foot and turned her head: "It's the Goulan Courtyard where there is only a small herd!"
"Huh? Little shepherd?" I was stunned. I know that Goulan Courtyard is Hualou, but what is a small shepherd
The green warbler simply closed his eyes and explained it to me in such a detailed way. After listening to it, I still have no sense of reality. How can a man and a man hang out together
So, I patted the table next time, "Let's go, let's go to the Qin Chu Pavilion." Seeing is the truth. Besides, I'm so bored right now that I found something interesting and new with great difficulty. Own.
Lu Ying was shocked when she heard it, and reached out her hand to stop me, "I can't do it, the eldest miss can't do it! To let the master know that I have to break the slave's leg!"
I patted her head pitifully, "Then don't let Daddy know." Why can't this child turn around like this
I have always acted neatly and neatly, so I immediately went to the silk cloth shop to change into the clothes of the son and brother, and then dressed the green warbler as a servant, and rushed to the Qin Chu mansion. Although I thought it was a self-deception to pretend to be a man, I couldn't fool many people, but, if you have money, you are an uncle, right
I was just about to step into this flowery and green Qin Chu Pavilion, when the old bustard who greeted me at the door reached out to stop me and said politely, "This aunt... The shop only greets male customers."
I opened the fan to hide my face and smiled, the green warbler behind me handed a golden thorn, and the old bustard immediately laughed into a bright yellow Persian dahlia, "Sir, please, please!"
I nodded, "I want a classy room."
The old bustard said yes again and again, "That's natural, that's natural, Young Master Lanyue Pavilion please."
I covered my face with a fan and walked all the way, and when I looked around, it turned out that there were men and men hugging and hugging Qingqing. Most of the gentlemen and masters in the city who do not want to marry me are in this Qin Chu Pavilion. Now it turns out that men like men, no wonder, no wonder...
The green warbler dragged my clothes tightly all the way to the private room, and her expression was as if her body was being bitten by fleas.
"I don't know which master this gentleman wants?" The old bustard placed a stack of signs in front of me with a smile.
I glanced at it, sat down leisurely and raised my feet, and said, "I want your best kung fu She Lian."
Lu Ying coughed again and again for a while, and the old bustard paused, wondering: "But unfortunately, just now, a young master came to Tianxiang Pavilion on the right and said he wanted to call Musk Lian."
I put down a silver note and said boldly, "I will pay double."
The old bustard's eyeballs stuck to the silver note at once, and he couldn't tear it off. He said quickly, "Okay, okay, I will call She Lian here."
Watching her go out, I looked around the room from left to right, except for the more gauze curtains, the more gaudy colors, the more fragrant powder, the rest was fine, there was actually a bookshelf against the wall , with books on it.
I took out a copy and flipped open the silk cover, and a few large characters came into my eyes - "Eighteen Forms of Longyang". Scrolling down further, it was all erotic paintings, each of which was quite detailed, and the nuances were also outlined. I suddenly felt a sense of enlightenment. It turned out that Longyang's addiction is like this.
On the side, Lu Ying had an intriguing expression about whether to cry or not, "Miss, you are still pregnant. If there is a mistake, how can Xiao Ying explain it?"
I hurriedly comforted her and said, "It's okay, I called that She Lian to come to see and talk to him, and I won't do these eighteen styles to him."
As soon as the words fell, Lu Ying's face became even more sinister, and she murmured: "Young lady doesn't have this condition even if she wants to do it."
At this moment, the old bustard knocked on the door and came in, embarrassed: "This son, I'm afraid I will be sorry, the son of Tianxiang Pavilion said that he would pay three times the price of She Lian. There is nothing else in the Qin Chu Pavilion, handsome and handsome. What Xiang Gong has is, why don't you take a look at another Xiang Gong?"
I thought to myself, there is nothing else in the Shen family, but there is no shortage of money, so I said, "I will pay four times."
The old lady's eyes straightened, lest I would regret it at the next moment and rush out to deal with the guests next door.
I don't want to, the man next door is also a man who is determined to win and is not short of money. It doesn't take a while for the old bustard to come back and say that he is willing to pay five times the price. It can be seen that this musk pity the little shepherd's kung fu is so good, I don't want to now even crouching tigers and hiding dragons in the Goulan courtyard, even a little herdsman has to learn martial arts, and it is not easy to become a champion.
It's just that, even though I was sure that I would win in the end, I couldn't just rely on the money of the Shen family to be so extravagant, so the son next door and I just kept on competing with each other, but the river clams were arguing for this old bustard and fisherman. Deli, anyway, I just want to see if the rumored clerk is round or flat, and by the way, I will see his fisting skills. I half an hour, and half an hour later I will send the person to him. Therefore, after thinking about it, I didn't continue to bid under the expectant eyes of the madam.
I led the green warbler out to find the "Tianxiang Pavilion" on the right and knocked on the door. The person who opened the door was a man dressed as a follower, looking at us with alert eyes, "What's the matter?"
I immediately felt that this person was very familiar, but I couldn't remember where I met him, so I gave up and said to him, "Please inform your son, I'm a guest of Lanyue Pavilion next door, and I'll have a discussion with him."
"Zhanyue, who is that?" A young man turned out from behind the screen, and brought a touch of moonlight from the window, Yuxiu was gentle and elegant.