Under a dazzling ray of sunlight, Xu Que woke up with his eyes slightly squinted.
There was some itching on the face, and there seemed to be a patch of grass around it.
"Didn't I die in a car accident? Why did I come back to life again?"
He was a little surprised, but before he had time to figure out how he escaped death, the sight in front of him immediately made his eyes widen in excitement.
Then I was confused!
I saw a girl in ancient costume who looked like a fairy, aiming at the grass where he was lying, lifting her ancient dress up little by little, and then made a gesture to squat down...
Oh my God!
Could this girl want to...
No way? It can't be done!
How could such a beautiful girl be so convenient anywhere? And I’m such an upright person, so it’s impossible for me to peek...
Xu Que's eyes widened.
Just like that, he watched the beautiful girl take off her skirt completely in front of his eyes, and the obscene pants underneath were also taken off little by little. What he saw was a soft and white skin, with a smell of women's body. Unique body fragrance.
This immediately made Xu Que unable to calm down.
Seeing that the girl was about to aim at his head, Xu Que hurriedly dug his head out of the dense grass and shouted:
"Girl, what are you doing? You can't urinate anywhere!"
The scene suddenly froze.
The woman squatted on the ground, her whole body stiffened, and then...
"ah… "
She let out a scream, put down her skirt in panic, jumped up from where she was, and flew away across the air on a sharp sword.
Holy shit, what is this? Flying with a sword
It turns out that she is really a fairy
Xu Que was immediately startled, and at the same time, a large number of strange but familiar memories suddenly came to his head, as if he had experienced it since birth.
Time travel! I fucking traveled through time!
Xu Que immediately read the memories in his mind that did not belong to him, and sorted everything out.
This is actually a world of immortality. Just like the angry little fairy flying into the sky with her sword, people can practice various techniques to become immortals.
And the owner of this body is actually the current prince-in-law, but this prince-in-law is completely unlucky.
He himself is just a poor orphan, but he possesses a unique spiritual root that is rare to see in a thousand years.
When he was young, he was favored by the emperor and recruited as his consort by chance. He was provided with countless heavenly materials and earthly treasures for him to practice. In just six years, he condensed the belly elixir and entered the golden elixir stage.
When he entered the golden elixir stage, he actually entered the bridal chamber with the princess, so he spent seven consecutive days and seven nights in the wedding ceremony. As a result, the charming and beautiful princess was so charming that he cultivated all over his body. To make up for it, even the spiritual root talent was taken away.
The genius prince-in-law was reduced to a useless person just after his wedding. He had no use value and was sent out of the palace overnight in a low-key manner. On the way to the frontier, he was slapped to death by someone arranged by the emperor. He died of anger and was finally abandoned in the this.
"Oh, what a pity!"
After sorting out these memories, Xu Que had a look of regret on his face, shook his head and sighed, and said angrily: "Damn it! Why didn't you go a step ahead and go back to the happy time when you and the beautiful princess were doing crazy exercises in the vagina?"
Thinking of the charming princess's charming charm, proud figure, and charming breath during the wedding day, Xu Que felt more and more regretful that it was a step too late!
"The brave thief dared to spy on this girl going to the toilet. You must die!"
At this time, a scolding sound suddenly came, it was the fairy who left and returned.
Her face was red with embarrassment and anger, but her eyes held endless murderous intent. With the sharp sword with cold light under her feet, she came towards Xu Que to kill him.
"Holy shit, fairy, this is definitely a misunderstanding! You were obviously the one squatting down where I was lying, and...even if you want to kill me to vent your anger, please pull up your pants first, okay? You look like this , so I have no motivation to escape!"
Xu Que yelled and ran away.
The woman's face suddenly changed. She blushed and lifted her trousers under her skirt. She made a sound and angrily shouted: "The thief is looking for death." The flying speed of the sword under his feet suddenly accelerated, and it swished towards Xu Que.
As he ran wildly, Xu Que frantically thought of ways to escape.
Suddenly, an idea flashed in my mind.
Immediately he stopped, reached out and took out a familiar token from his arms, turned around and shouted to the woman: "Bold witch, I am the current Huo Yuan Kingdom's consort, do you dare to be disrespectful to me? Be careful, I will punish you nine tribes!" "
At this moment, a series of system prompts suddenly sounded in Xu Que's head.
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for activating the pretense and face-slapping system. This system will protect you, help you pretense and help you fly!"
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. The reward is worth 1 point of pretending. Do you want to enter the mall to redeem it?"
"The system has detected that the host 'Xu Que' has low abilities and is unable to survive in this world's difficulty. We will reward the newbie with a gift pack. Do you want to check the gift pack?"
At the same time as the prompt sounded, a light screen window popped up in front of you, displaying several pieces of information and data.
"Host: Xu Que
Realm: Mortal (without the power to tie a chicken)
Experience value: 0/100
Pretending value: 1 point
Skills: None
Occupation: None
Status: Consort of the Huo Yuan Kingdom in the Eastern Barren Continent
…”
"Hiss... hahaha..."
Xu Que first took a breath, and then burst out laughing uncontrollably.
This pretentious and slap-in-the-face system sounds like it was tailor-made for me, a heaven-defying system that helps me conquer the sky! Now it’s time to have some fun.
"Thief, you are about to die, what is so funny about you?"
Suddenly, a scolding voice pulled Xu Que back from his ecstasy.
The woman didn't know when she was already standing more than ten meters in front of him, with a flying sword in her hand pointing at him, but her big watery eyes stared at him warily and suspiciously.
Xu Que narrowed his eyes slightly, thought for a moment, and suddenly sneered: "I am the consort of the Huo Yuan Kingdom! I can even see the noble royal princess if I want. You are just pretty, so I am willing Look, that's your blessing! Don't think that you can shout and kill with a flying sword. This prince-in-law is a rare genius who cultivates immortality and is rare in a century. How can he be afraid of a little girl like you? Come on, come on... I want to follow I'm going to do it, right? If you feel like it, why don't you take a step closer to me and give it a try?"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. The reward is 1 point of pretending to be cool."
Sure enough, the system prompt that only he could hear sounded in Xu Que's ears again, and he couldn't help but laugh again.
It turns out that this pretentious face-slapping system is exactly what the name suggests. As long as you pretend to be pretentious, you can get pretentiousness points, upgrade, and get various rewards from the system...
"By the way, there seems to be a gift bag." Xu Que's eyes suddenly lit up and he shouted with consciousness: "Check the gift bag."
Suddenly, the scene in the light curtain window changed, and a square gift box appeared. The gift box was opened, and several streams of light jumped out and disappeared in a flash.
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for obtaining the primary experience pill. You can get 10,000 experience points by taking it."
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for obtaining two elementary teleportation escape talismans. After use, you can instantly move to any place within a radius of five kilometers."
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for obtaining the elementary level of "The Ancient Five Elements Jue" (note: the elementary level can only be practiced to the foundation building stage, and can be redeemed in the mall later)."
"Ding, it has been detected that the host 'Xu Que''s spiritual roots are incomplete and does not meet the cultivation conditions. The system will replenish all spiritual roots for you."
Immediately, Xu Que felt as if an electric current was running through his body, and his scalp instantly became numb.
But what followed was a sense of comfort, as if the pores in his body were completely opened, greedily absorbing spiritual energy from all directions.
boom!
Soon, he felt that his body had undergone earth-shaking changes, becoming closer to nature, as if he could integrate and control everything.
But he knew very well how familiar this feeling was. Back then, when the Heavenly Fire Spiritual Root was not taken away by the princess, he had such a close feeling for the flames. Now the system has not only repaired his Heavenly Fire Spiritual Root, but also completed it. spiritual roots with other attributes.
Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, the five spiritual roots were all present at once, and each of them was of the highest "Heaven" level.
Let me go, this is going to defy heaven!
Thinking of this, Xu Que finally couldn't help but raised his arms and shouted: "I have the system in hand, and I own the world. What a piece of shit, Princess and Emperor of the Huo Yuan Kingdom. When I, Xu Que, come back after being upgraded, I will trample you all under my feet and crush you to pieces."
"The bold thief, since he claims to be the consort of the Huo Yuan Kingdom, he dares to speak arrogantly and attempt to kill the king?" The woman next to him was a little dumbfounded. Has the consort lost his mind and gone crazy? How dare you say such treasonous words.
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool and gaining 1 point of pretending."
Only then did Xu Que regain his composure, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly. Damn, he was so pretentious and looking forward to the future that he almost forgot about the current trouble. He had to find a way to escape quickly.
"By the way, experience pill!"
He suddenly remembered that there was an elementary experience pill in the novice gift package.
Without any hesitation, he hurriedly used his mind to operate the interface and opened a package. Three items suddenly appeared in it.
"Use, use." Xu Que stared at two of the items and shouted in his heart.
A series of system prompts suddenly came to my mind:
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully practicing the "Ancient Five Elements Jue"."
"Ding, the host 'Xu Que' took the preliminary experience pill and gained 10,000 experience points."
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for his upgrade. He is currently at the first level of Qi Refining Stage."
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for his upgrade to the second level of the Qi Refining Stage."
"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for his upgrade. He is currently at the third level of the Qi Refining Stage."
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"Congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for his upgrade. He is currently at the tenth level of the Qi Refining Stage."
In just a few breaths, Xu Que transformed from a mortal with no strength to a cultivator, sprinting directly to the tenth level of the Qi Refining Stage, just one step away from the Foundation Building Stage.
Moreover, his current strength is actually infinitely stronger than the normal tenth level of Qi refining stage.
The reason is that he has five heavenly spiritual roots, which is equivalent to a person having five times the strength of an ordinary person.
Even under the mutually reinforcing attributes of these five different spiritual energies, the power that explodes is far more than five times as simple as that.
"I really have nothing to say this time. If I'm not invincible, who is?"
Xu Que couldn't help but feel excited.
But at this moment, the woman on the opposite side waved a stream of light across the sky, and the sharp blade scurried over like a poisonous snake in the blink of an eye.
"Damn it, Fairy, I just asked you, this little beauty, to come forward and give me a good look at my consort. Who told you to draw your sword? You were a sneak attack! It was a plot!"
When Xu Que saw the flying sword coming, he was startled and immediately opened his mouth to curse.
But the scolding continued, but the movements of his feet were not ambiguous at all. He slid back, and a wisp of water energy condensed from the tip of his finger, which flicked lightly on the oncoming sword blade.
"when!"
There was a trembling sound, and the sword flew out from his hands.
"How can this be?"
The woman was stunned for a moment. Anyone in the sect who could break this sword so easily, apart from those uncles with profound and unpredictable cultivation, would have to be at least those senior brothers and sisters at the sixth level of the Foundation Establishment Stage to do it!
"I'm confused. I told you what happened just now was a misunderstanding, but you still keep getting entangled, and you still want to kill me? Don't think that I won't hit you because you look like a fairy. Anyway, I didn't see clearly just now. This I'll look at it openly and honestly."
Xu Que cursed angrily, and took a step forward. The earth elemental aura immediately merged into the earth, his speed suddenly doubled, and he appeared in front of the woman in the blink of an eye.
Immediately afterwards, a wisp of water spiritual energy surged out of the palm and surrounded all directions. Before the woman could react, she was imprisoned on the spot.
"**...** Thief, what do you want to do?" The woman was shocked, feeling that the fire element aura in her body was completely suppressed.
"Hey! Since you called me a thief? Then I can't bear this blame for nothing."
Xu Que had a mean smile on his face, raised his eyebrows, and stretched out his hand to grab the hem of the woman's skirt.