Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 113: I haven't done anything!

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In her ears, recalling the words Xu Que had said and that handsome and innocent face, the empress suddenly turned around and asked the second elder who was in charge of Tianxiang Valley's rare treasures and supplies: "Second Senior Uncle, do you have stars in your hands?" Miscanthus?"

"Yes! The disciples in the valley have had a good harvest this year, with a total of 158 astral grass harvested. Hongyan, have you broken through the realm and urgently need the astral grass alchemy to consolidate your cultivation? It doesn't matter, take all these! You are Our most outstanding disciple in the valley..."

Say it! The second elder directly grabbed a handful of one hundred and fifty-eight astral grasses from the storage space and handed them into the hands of the empress.

However, after the empress took over the stargrass, she did not put it away immediately. Instead, she lit a flame with one hand, and then moved directly towards the stargrass.

"Oh my god! Hongyan, what are you doing?"

"Stop it! Hongyan, this is Star Miscanthus!"

"Hongyan, what's wrong with you?"

The expressions of several elders suddenly changed, and they hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.

However, it was too late. The empress ignited all the one hundred and fifty-eight stargrasses in one breath, and then spread them into the air. Starbursts exploded, crackling like fireworks on the earth. And extremely brilliant.

beautiful!

It's really beautiful, especially at night like this.

The tower body has been opened from the eighth floor, so the disciples and trial monks watching below all saw the stargrass fireworks exploded from the top of the eighth floor, and all of them couldn't help but shout with excitement. cried.

"Look! It's Hua Shaoxia. He really went to the eighth floor, but he is still burning stargrass on the eighth floor..."

"That's amazing! Young Master Hua is really a role model for our generation of monks! Go up when you say you want to, how heroic!"

"I'm going! Everyone, get out of the way! I remember Hua Shaoxia said when he went up before, he had to go directly to the top of the tower and then pee!"

"Hurry up and get out of the way! Master Hua's urine is very powerful. It might be powerful enough to hurt someone..."

Crash!

The monks below immediately scattered and fled, fearing that Xu Que would really pee from above.

On the eighth floor, the four elders in the infant transformation stage stared at the empress in front of them, all of them confused.

Is the empress in front of her still the most powerful beauty who controls the entire Shuiyuan Kingdom? Why does it look so strange

But why does the smile on her face when she looks at the starry sky make people feel so warm and moving and beautiful

"Senior Sister, Hongyan... what's going on? Why did she burn the star grass and do it so happily?" an elder asked strangely.

"This is Star Miscanthus! There are more than a hundred plants..." The second elder who was in charge of the supplies was even more distressed.

Crackling!

The stargrass was burned out, but it left permanent and indelible traces on the tower.

Upon closer inspection, these traces are actually words.

"You will be a hero in life, and you will be a hero in death."

The empress wrote this sentence with star miscanthus, which made her feel extremely angry, but the image of Xu Que still appeared in her mind.

"Second Senior Uncle..."

After burning the stargrass, the empress turned back to the second elder in charge of supplies with a smile.

"Ah? Beauty! I gave you all the stargrass. It's really gone. The rest are in the warehouse and are of great use. No... I can't let you burn them for fun anymore... "

When the second elder heard this, he immediately cried out in pain.

"It's not Star Miscanthus. I... I want to ask if we raise chickens in the valley. Can you get me some chicken wings?"

Thinking of the aroma of Xu Que grilling chicken wings on the eighth floor of the tower, the empress couldn't help but want to learn how to do it herself. Moreover, she had just put away all the chicken wings and stinky tofu guys that Xu Que had left behind. .

"This... We feed Yungu chickens in the valley, but Hongyan eats chickens only from chicken legs and other meaty parts. Chicken feet, chicken wings and chicken heads are all discarded. You... What do you want chicken wings for? Chicken wings You can’t eat it!”

The second elder breathed a sigh of relief. As long as the stargrass was not burned, it would be fine. However, how could chicken wings be eaten by humans? Not to mention that it was eaten by the king of a country, the Water Emperor.

However, what happened next shocked the elders of Tianxiang Valley. The empress had Yungu chickens killed one by one, and then only the chicken wings were taken. Finally, she imitated Xu Que and placed them on the Roast it over the fire, add some honey seasonings, etc., and an extremely alluring fragrance will suddenly permeate the entire Tianxiang Valley...

Originally, everyone in the valley, from the elders to the disciples, initially refused to eat grilled chicken wings. Although it smells delicious, everyone knows that chicken wings have no meat at all, so how can you eat them

But later, under the kind invitation of the empress, the first disciple ate chicken wings, and the second disciple ate...

The first elder ate chicken wings, the second elder ate chicken wings…

Suddenly, they got out of hand. The disciples and elders of Tianxiang Valley slaughtered all the Yungu chickens in the valley in an instant, just to eat the delicious but meatless chicken wings.

However, while the disciples were immersed in the carnival of eating chicken wings, the empress was looking at the iron pot that Xu Que used to make stinky tofu, and fell into deep thought. The more you eat the stinky tofu, the more delicious it becomes.

But at this time, Xu Que, who had finally spent a teleportation talisman and thoroughly implemented the important idea of "pretend to be cool and run away", was suddenly teleported to a deep mountain hundreds of miles away.

"Hehe! Just run away after pretending to be cool. Who in the world has this skill? It's just a pity. If I had waited for those four old monsters in the infant transformation stage to arrive, I might have gotten a lot of money by pretending to be cool. More pretentiousness. But... it’s better to be careful, don’t be fooled if you fail to show off your awesomeness... "

Xu Que, who had just landed, suddenly heard a series of successful pretentious reminders in his ears.

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. You will be rewarded with 40 points of pretending!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool, you will be rewarded with 60 points of pretending!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. You will be rewarded with 80 points of pretending!"

Xu Que could still get used to it and feel a little proud of the successful pretense.

However, he had been walking in the deep mountains for almost half a day, and from time to time, there were still messages of successful pretense coming from his ears, which made Xu Que completely confused.

"Fuck me! Who can tell me what happened? I... I didn't do anything! Could it be said that my personality has reached the point where every move is full of pretentiousness? But here is nothing but Apart from some flowers, plants and trees, there aren’t even any monsters? It seems... my strength may have reached such a terrifying level!"