Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 136: Today I grilled tiger penis

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"The Tiger King is mighty!"

"After this disaster, our new Demon King can basically be determined!"

"Haha, in the next hundred years, our Ten Thousand Demon Tribe will be the Demon King's tribe, commanding the world!"

The people of the Ten Thousand Demon Tribe had almost begun to celebrate, shouting unscrupulously.

Xu Que walked out without saying a word, came to the thunder pond, raised his head and looked at the Tiger King who was starting to cause the catastrophe above.

Everyone present was startled.

"What does this monkey want to do?"

"How dare you stand under the altar and risk your life?"

"If a monkey in the golden elixir stage is casually touched by the Tiger King's calamity later, he will definitely be shaken to pieces!"

"Haha, I'm afraid he is a monkey who has never seen the world. Look at how stupid he is!"

The people from the Ten Thousand Demons tribe sneered.

Several strong men from the Sky Demon Tribe were also startled. They couldn't figure out why Xu Que suddenly ran down to the altar, and they all shouted:

"Little friend Sun, come back quickly!"

"You can't stay there, it's dangerous."

"We promised the king to keep you safe. If we have anything to say, can you come back first?"

"It's okay, I'm just hungry and want to get something to eat." Xu Que stood under the altar and said with a faint smile.

Several strong men from the Sky Demon Tribe suddenly twitched their mouths: "Little friend Sun, you can get something to eat if you want, but can you get it here?"

"No, there are too few people over there, so it's interesting here. You can bake and eat while watching people survive the tribulation!"

“…”

Several powerful men from the Sky Demon Tribe were speechless.

But no one dared to go up and bring Xu Que over, because the Tiger King on the altar had already begun to cause the Heavenly Tribulation. If he accidentally went over and was struck by the Heavenly Thunder, he would lose half his life even if he didn't die!

When the others heard this, they burst into laughter.

"Bake something to eat under the altar?"

"Haha, this silly monkey really has never seen the world. He actually said that he wanted to watch the Tiger King survive the tribulation while eating!"

"It seems that he doesn't know the power of the tribulation!"

"You think it's okay just standing under the altar? How naive! Hahaha..."

The laughter gradually grew louder, and even the Tiger King on the lightning altar heard it. He looked down coldly, glanced at Xu Que, ignored it, and continued to cause the disaster.

"Boom!"

At this time, a thunderbolt sounded from the clouds, and thunder began to brew. The majestic lightning almost covered the entire sky above the Tiger King's head.

"Look, the catastrophe has begun!"

"The Tiger King is so heroic and worthy of being a new king!"

Everyone was attracted by the Heavenly Tribulation and paid no more attention to Xu Que.

Xu Que was already sitting on the ground and started drilling wood to make fire.

"Little friend Sun, this matter is really not a trivial matter. Come back quickly!"

"You don't want to grill chicken wings again, do you? You can't grill them there."

"The trend of the Tiger King is at least the Five Heavens Thunder Tribulation. Even we don't dare to approach. Come back quickly!"

Several strong men from the Sky Demon Tribe were still trying to persuade him.

Xu Que waved his hand and said with a meaningful smile: "No, no, no, I won't grill the chicken wings this time. It's boring to eat too much!"

"Then... what are you baking?" Several strong men were startled, vaguely feeling that this matter was not simple.

"Boom!"

Suddenly, there was another huge thunder in the sky!

That majestic and solemn aura made everyone present suddenly hold their breath.

At this moment, Xu Que spoke calmly and responded to the questions of several powerful men from the Sky Demon Tribe.

"I'm grilling tiger whip today!"

Just six syllables, an understatement.

But in this quiet moment, it seemed extremely clear and loud, and fell into the ears of everyone present!

Everyone was stunned for a moment!

Grilled tiger whip

Damn it, is this monkey crazy? How... How dare you lift the tiger whip in front of the Tiger King, and it's roasted

"How presumptuous! Where does the monkey head come from, dares to speak rudely to our clan?" At this time, the tiger king's brother, a man with a pair of tiger ears, sternly rebuked.

At the same time, more than a dozen aliens from the Ten Thousand Monster Tribe behind him also came glaring at him.

"Speaking rudely? Can I just say nothing?"

Xu Que chuckled, and actually exchanged a tiger whip from the system mall, stuck it on a roasting fork, and then swung it at the people of the Ten Thousand Demons Tribe...

“…”

Everyone's face twitched!

Several strong men from the Tianyao Tribe were also confused. They didn't expect that Xu Que said he wanted to roast a tiger whip, but he actually got a tiger whip.

But, just do it, why are you so showy? And it's still hanging on the shelf and swinging around. What's this for? How embarrassing this makes other women of other races!

While everyone was speechless, Xu Que smiled and sprinkled honey on the tiger whip, and said:

"All the male compatriots present, let me tell you, this tiger whip is a good thing, it is the tiger's little penis. Eating it can not only replenish the body, but also the body and shape. More importantly, this tiger penis in my hand It’s Tiger King’s Whip! It’s a rare occurrence in a hundred years. Don’t worry, I’ll cut it out for you to try after I finish roasting it, everyone has a share!”

After saying that, he put the roasting fork on the fire and started baking.

Everyone immediately understood, Tiger King Whip? This is an allusion to Tiger King’s little JJ.

Brother, you...where did you get the monkey gall? You roasted Tiger King's penis and cut it out for us to taste, taste your sister!

Moreover, he deliberately chose to keep himself warm under the altar. This was obviously an attempt to humiliate the Tiger King on the altar!

"Ho! You are looking for death!"

At this time, Brother Tiger, the brother of the Tiger King, finally couldn't help but let out a cry of running away, and rushed directly towards Xu Que with a face full of violent anger.

At this time, the Thunder Tribulation Sacrifice has begun, and monks are no longer prohibited from using spells in the Thunder Pond area!

But Xu Que couldn't do it. He couldn't use the magic formula. If he moved, the nine thunder pools would rise up and bite him back!

So, he calmly took out the full-layered murder sword from the system storage space, put it on his waist, then picked up the iron rod and swiped it forward!

"boom!"

Brother Tiger, who was also in the perfect golden elixir stage, was blown away by a stick on the spot!

"Wow!"

Suddenly, everyone in the audience was in an uproar.

"Am I right? This... the power of this monkey head is too terrifying."

"Without a single bit of true energy fluctuation, he actually beat the Tiger King's younger brother away with only his physical strength!"

"How terrifying! This is a natural divine power!"

Everyone screamed in surprise.

But without using the magic formula, Xu Que only had the full strength bonus of the murderous sword, and its lethality was always limited.

After Tiger Brother was blasted out, he only had a bump on his forehead and a little dizziness, but did not suffer any serious injuries.

We should be thankful that Xu Que didn't use the magic technique, otherwise the tiger brother would have been smashed into blood mist by Xu Que on the spot.

But his move still angered the aliens from the Ten Thousand Demons Tribe.

"The bold monkey head, how dare you hurt the people of my tribe!"

"Take your life!"

More than a dozen aliens rushed over, and among them, the Wudingu was the fastest.

It is a traitor to the Sky Demon Tribe and has betrayed the Ten Thousand Demon Tribe. Now it naturally wants to show off again so that it can make meritorious service in front of the two Tiger King brothers!

"Boom!"

However, a bolt of lightning suddenly struck down, penetrated the altar, and hit Xu Que directly a few meters away.

With a "bang" sound, the wild dog was extremely unlucky to be hit, and fell to the ground on the spot, twitching.

Although he was not dead, he was still dying.

When the others saw this, they immediately stopped and did not dare to take another step forward easily.

Xu Que was amused and couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha, the sky thunder is really good at picking people. It's not good to hit anyone. It's just you, the human-headed dog! You should hit the human-headed dog!"

"Boom!"

As soon as he finished speaking, another bolt of lightning struck down.

This time it hit Xu Que directly in front of him, almost grazing his scalp, and finally landed on the grill in front of him, shocking him.

"Damn it, does this count as the 2 lucky points of the human skin mask taking effect? You can't even hit me at this close range."

Xu Que patted his chest with lingering fear, and his eyes happened to fall on the barbecue grill that was struck by lightning. His expression suddenly changed, and he shouted in shock: "Fuck, King Tiger, your grill exploded!"