Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 140: Friends over the mountain, how are you?

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"Ugh..."

A long piano sound suddenly sounded.

"boom!"

But almost at the same time, a loud noise suddenly came from the thunder pool. Two of the nine thunder pools that were not peaceful suddenly rolled violently, setting off majestic lightning.

Everyone's attention was diverted and they all exclaimed.

"Look, King Tiger succeeded!"

"Sure enough, it triggered two thunder pools!"

"Haha, the monkey head talked for most of the day, trying to slander the Tiger King, but in the end it had no effect."

"The position of the new Demon Emperor must belong to the Tiger King!"

"When Tiger King succeeds, this monkey will definitely die miserably!"

Several strong men from the Heavenly Demon Tribe shook their heads slightly with wry smiles on their faces.

"Sun Xiaoyou failed this time. After all, he couldn't stop the Tiger King."

"Oh, there's no way, it's just a story. With Tiger King's forbearance, it's impossible to be affected!"

"It seems that this time, we have no chance of becoming the Demon King!"

"Now we have to think of a way to rescue Xiao Qi first!" Su Ling'er said with a solemn look on her face.

"Misus..."

At this time, the sound of the thunder pool disappeared, and the light music of the piano resumed on the field again.

Then, Xu Que's loud singing voice came from his throat: "Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, one has no ears, one has no tail, so strange, so strange..."

Suddenly, everyone twitched their mouths and looked ashamed.

Damn, the story is so touching, but what the hell is the rhythm of this song? Why does it sound so cheerful

What about weeping as promised

What about the poignant and beautiful music that was promised

Is this the touching song you created out of your sorrow

However, just when everyone was speechless, Xu Que's lyrics suddenly changed:

"Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, both are male, both are male, so perverted, so perverted..."

For a moment, everyone was stunned.

The entire Thunder Pond area suddenly became silent!

Only Xu Que's loud singing voice continued, seeming to be getting more and more excited...

Although the lyrics and melody were very simple, everyone was confused by it.

Xu Que's accordion sound uses his ability as a one-star musician and has a hypnotic effect that can affect people's minds.

Combined with the story he just told and the song "Both of them are males, it's so perverted...".

This emotion, this scene, this music, formed a strong imagination in everyone's mind, and everyone really felt that there were scenes of lifelike scenes appearing in front of their eyes.

Vaguely, they seemed to see that in the dead of night, Brother Tiger opened the door of King Tiger's room, quietly walked behind King Tiger, and pulled away the thin clothes on King Tiger...

Later, perhaps something indescribable happened, King Tiger shouted happily, and the movement in the room resounded throughout the surrounding area!

After counting the breaths.

"Pfft!"

Su Ling'er finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, covering her mouth, laughing so hard that tears came out!

She really didn't expect that Monkey Sun was not only a master of alchemy, but also so talented but... so sinister. He could even make up such funny and light-hearted stories and music based on the relationship between the Tiger King brothers...

Immediately afterwards, the strong men of the Sky Demon Tribe also laughed so hard that they covered their bellies.

"Hahaha… "

"Little friend Sun, you... you are really a genius!"

"Ouch, no... I can't do it anymore, I'm going to die laughing!"

Several people were out of breath laughing!

The other aliens present were trying their best to hold back their laughter, but with the laughter of a few members of the Sky Demon Tribe, the group finally couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter.

Only the people from the Ten Thousand Demons Tribe were blinded and almost fainted from anger.

Brother Hu clutched his chest tightly, resisting the urge to vomit blood, and stared at Xu Que murderously.

"boom!"

At the same time, the Tiger King on the altar was greatly shaken. He was once again attacked by anger, and his soul was scattered. He was about to successfully activate the two thunder pools, one of which was instantly disconnected, while the other one was relatively smooth. A burst of lightning was set off and rushed towards the altar.

But in this way, the Tiger King was considered a failure. The points gained by the Five Heavens Thunder Tribulation plus a thunder pool were equal to Su Ling'er's Six Heavens Thunder Tribulation.

This means that Tiger King did not win!

"Roar!"

In an instant, the Tiger King was completely mad. He raised his head and roared, his eyes filled with murderous intent suddenly glanced at Xu Que who was under the altar.

He wished he could rush down right now, bite the monkey head into pieces, and then boil it in water!

Unfortunately, the thunder pool has already brought a large amount of lightning, and he cannot leave the altar until the tempering is completed.

This made him even more angry, and his heart became even more furious!

At this time, Xu Que stood up, put the guqin across his right leg, and used it as a guitar. He waved his arms to everyone present and shouted: "Come on! Everyone, get excited! Two of them!" Tiger, two tigers, fall in love, fall in love..."

Under the stage, there was a group of alien shemales who looked like sloths. When they laughed, their eyes narrowed into slits, as if they were asleep.

When Xu Que saw this, he immediately pointed at the group of them and shouted: "Sleep, you will be paralyzed! Get up and have fun!"

"Monkey, I... we didn't sleep, we just laughed too much..."

"You are laughing at your paralyzing laughter. Open your eyes quickly and get high with me! Let's sing together and let's get high together!"

Say it! Xu Que actually tilted his guqin up, as if he were strumming a guitar and playing rock and roll, shaking his head and swaying his monkey tail, looking very happy.

Upon hearing this, several strong men from the Tianyao Tribe knew that Xu Que used this method to disturb the Tiger King and trigger the thunder pool. They immediately became very happy and cooperated with Xu Que with all kinds of hoarse and strange sounds. He sang loudly: "Both of them are male, both of them are male, so perverted, so perverted!"

The strong men took the lead, and the other aliens from the Sky Demon Tribe immediately followed. Many people were inspired by the simple and easy-to-understand lyrics and melody, and joined in one after another, shouting and imitating Xu Que's shaking of the head. Started singing.

"Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love..."

"Both of them are male, both of them are male, so perverted, so perverted..."

The huge thunder pool area suddenly echoed with the loud singing voices of everyone singing in unison!

Xu Que was also completely having fun, as if this moment was his private concert. He sang and shouted as if no one else was watching: "Come on! Come together! Sing! Get high! It's not loud enough! Let me See your hands..."

This was not enough. Xu Que looked around and found that during this Thunder Pond Thunder Tribulation, only foreigners with relatively high cultivation levels were qualified to stand under the Le Pond Platform and watch. However, there were more people on the hills one after another near the Le Po Pond. There are many more powerful aliens onlookers.

Ever since, this guy secretly spent 1 pretense point to exchange for a large loudspeaker from the system mall, and shouted towards the surrounding hills: "Hey, hey, hey... Hello friends on the other side of the mountain. What?"

"Friends at the top of the mountain and friends at the bottom of the mountain, please raise your hands and let me see you, okay? Kang Mo, come with me, let's get high, move the thorn, move the thorn, ** 8D, and friends in the tree join me, raise your hands, shake your head, yeah, it’s Jiang Zi, Wan, spit, death, Buddha, Kangma, despicable Lai Ci dog, two tigers, two tigers ... What a pervert! How perverted..."