Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 1641: I cough if I don't listen to this

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When he stepped into the beam of light, Xu Que felt that his soul was about to be peeled off from his body!

But that feeling only lasted a moment...

His attention at this time was attracted by the picture in front of him!

Moreover, Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude, who stepped into the beam of light just before him, had also disappeared.

Under the illumination of that beam of light, Xu Que seemed to be experiencing his life all over again.

But before he could even think about it, all those scenes disappeared...

"Brother Que!"

A call woke Xu Que from his daze. Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude were standing beside him.

"Brother Que, did you notice a disgusting aura just now?" Ergouzi said: "Just now, I seemed to have seen myself in the first life, as if all my secrets were seen by someone! "

When Er Gouzi talked about it, Xu Que also realized something and responded: "As long as you come, let it be, and find an opportunity to fuck him!"

Now they seem to be in a palace, but there is nothing else in the palace except a bunch of rosettes!

Moreover, Xu Que also discovered that there were only more than a thousand of these rosettes...

At the same time, Er Gouzi had already taken out an immortal weapon and was trying to move a rosette in front of him, but after struggling for a while, it didn't move at all.

Not long after, there were many more people in the hall, but the person Xu Que was looking for was not among them.

"Bah!"

Sudden!

Xu Que noticed a burning and stinging sensation coming from his arm!

His physical body is at least comparable to that of a peak immortal, and it is impossible to be affected by external forces!

how come…

Xu Que immediately lifted up his sleeves and saw an eight-petaled lotus mark on his wrist!

Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude glanced at each other and said in surprise: "Damn it, brother Que, why do you have syphilis!"

"Mei, you are paralyzed, this is a lotus!" Xu Que roared, and at the same time, he asked the system to detect the source of the mark.

"Ding! Test completed! This mark is not harmful to the host!"

"System, do you want to check again?" No matter what, these are foreign objects, and Xu Que is still worried after all.

Before the system gave out the second test result, the ancient bell rang again, followed by a vicissitudes of voice coming from the virtual space:

"Enlightenment of Zen in the first stage of the Buddha Realm Trial!"

"All testers enter the lotus throne. Lighting the first lotus petal within thirty-six hours will be deemed as passing the test! You are not allowed to fight with others in the middle, otherwise you will be expelled from the Buddha Realm!"

After hearing this, everyone finally understood the function of the lotus mark on the wrist.

After the rules were announced, the voice disappeared, but a bit of the Zen spirit contained in the voice still remained in the hall.

Since the bronze door appeared, the trial of the Buddha Realm has truly begun.

When everyone landed on the rosette, Xu Que looked at them again.

There are thousands of rosettes and thousands of people, but they are only a thousand people.

It was said before that there were two thousand Buddha seals, so how could only so few people come in

Obviously, there should be other trial places in the Buddha Realm.

If you want to find Su Yunlan and the others, you have to break through the barrier.

Xu Que shook his head helplessly. It seemed that he was going to become a firefly in the dark night again, lighting up the way forward for everyone.

When everyone sat cross-legged on the lotus throne and began to meditate on Zen, Xu Que also closed his eyes tightly and began to communicate with the system.

"System, how do you do this meditation? You won't really let me sit there in a daze, right?"

Xu Que is quite self-aware that he cannot achieve the so-called understanding of Buddhist Zen. If the system does not take action, he may not be able to pass this level.

"Ding! Do you need to digitize it?"

"I don't care, you can handle it, right?"

After ten breaths of silence, the system's voice sounded again: "Ding! Analyzing! Converting! Numerization successful! The host can use the pretense value to exchange for the lotus compatibility value."

Xu Que discovered that there was an extra scale bar on the lotus petals at his wrist. Each petal was subdivided into ten parts. It took 50,000 pretentiousness points to light up a small grid.

After seeing it clearly, Xu Que couldn't help but cursed: "Damn it! Profiteer!"

Seeing Xu Que's expression change drastically, Ergouzi couldn't help but ask, "Brother Que? What's wrong?"

Although the monks in this main hall have never seen Xu Que, they can naturally recognize him since the trademark Ergouzi is present.

"It's okay!" Xu Que shook his head and looked at the monks!

The system tricked him and he had no choice, so he could only hope that these comrades could give him some comfort.

After thinking for a while, Xu Que took out two black square boxes and placed them next to his rosette.

With a "click" sound, he pressed a black button with the word "play" written on it.

Immediately afterwards, a piece of music played...

"Just like the sun shines through the night, and dawn quietly crosses the horizon. Whoever's figure travels through reincarnation, the road to the future is at your feet..."

Damn it!

Some monks who had almost realized a bit of Zen were so frightened that they suddenly woke up when they heard the singing.

Angry and shocked!

What the hell kind of singing is this? My little heart was almost frightened to pieces.

Everyone's eyes immediately glanced away and looked at Xu Que.

However, Xu Que's eyes were tightly closed, and Baoxiang was sitting solemnly on the ground, as if he was concentrating on meditating on Buddhism.

Everyone almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Damn it!

Listening to the melody of this kind of music, how can you still be so focused on meditation

Everyone frowned, but no one dared to say anything.

After all, the old man next to him, and the dog still sitting there, were obviously the rumored "bad dog" combination. They were famous, and no one wanted to offend them by being the first to do so.

Simply, everyone said nothing, took a deep breath, sat cross-legged again, closed their eyes tightly, and prepared to enter the state of enlightenment.

But the singing voice coming from the black box was still echoing in my ears.

"A new storm has emerged!"

"How can we stand still!"

"Travel through time."

"Do your best."

"I will come to you..."

Damn, damn, damn!

Everyone opened their eyes again instantly.

Damn, why does this piece of music sound so exciting

I really want to have a big fight!

I really want to chase the light!

What a fart!

So passionate, so restless...

How can you still calm down and enter the Zen state of mind

"well!"

Finally, an old man couldn't bear it anymore. He sighed and stood up slowly. He looked at Xu Que and said, "Fellow Taoist, what are you doing?"

"I'm meditating! Otherwise, what else can I do?" Xu Que immediately opened his eyes, sat on the rosette and picked up his nails: "Hurry up and meditate! Don't bother me!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this!

Don't bother you

It's obviously you who are disturbing us, okay

"Fellow Taoist, you are still being unreasonable! It's obvious that you made a weird singing sound that disturbed our artistic conception. How can you say that we disturbed you?" Someone immediately said in annoyance.

Xu Que looked innocent: "I will cough if I don't listen to this when I am enlightening Zen!"

Everyone choked!

Will you cough if you don’t listen to songs and learn Zen? What a bullshit!

Moreover, this song is too noisy. How can I still calm down and realize Zen

But thinking that this was a ruthless member of the Zhaotian Gang, the monks did not dare to go too far and could not even utter any threatening words.

After much hesitation, a monk persuaded me: "Fellow Taoist, how about you lower your voice? That way you can hear it and it won't affect us."

Xu Que decisively refused: "No, no! Turn down the volume and you won't feel that way anymore!"

"How about you change the song? This one is too noisy." Someone made a suggestion.

He sighed softly and said: "Hey, just now I felt the Zen spirit according to the artistic conception of this song, but I was disturbed by you, and now I have to be coerced by you to change the song. Aren't you bullying honest people? "

"In this case, there are one million immortal crystals here, which can be regarded as compensation for fellow Taoists. Please change the song!"

One million fairy crystals

Xu Que glanced at everyone, shook his head and said, "Isn't this inappropriate?"

"Suitable!" Everyone said in unison.

"Fellow Taoist, there's no need to be polite! Please accept it and change it to a song. I'll thank you in advance." The monk also hurriedly pushed the immortal crystal forward.

"Everyone, I'm actually not causing trouble. My way of enlightening Zen is quite special." After Xu Que finished speaking, he shook his wrist.

Everyone can see that his first petal has already lit up a little.

Is this okay

Everyone was stunned, but they had to believe Xu Que's statement that he had learned Zen by listening to the song.

But if Xu Que is allowed to run wild, they won't be able to comprehend it, so they have to stop this guy no matter what!

"Fellow Taoist, just accept this immortal crystal." The monk urged again.

Everyone also looked at Xu Que eagerly.

"Ah this..."

Xu Que suddenly felt embarrassed: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether it's an immortal or not. The main reason is that it's too difficult to find a song that has the same effect, so... these million immortal crystals are a bit less interesting!"