"Boy, this Divine Shell of yours is so useful. They didn't even realize that what they just saw was an illusion." Duan Jiude whispered.
Xu Que said unobtrusively: "Hurry up and arrange the arrangements. There are so many immortals. We can't escape without making some preparations."
"Okay!"
Duan Jiude and Er Gouzi looked at each other and began to set up formations behind them.
With the Divine Shell as cover, the Immortal Kings and Immortal Lords on the other side couldn't tell what they were doing. They could only see the three of them standing in front of them posing Poss.
Everyone frowned and couldn't understand how Xu Que and the others escaped that palm.
"Could it be an illusion?"
"It's very possible that what these guys are best at is these crooked things."
"If it is really an illusion, it would be quite scary to be able to blind our perception to this point."
"Hmph! It's so fancy, I'd like to see what other tricks you can do!"
An Immortal Lord snorted coldly, jumped up, raised his hand and struck out again.
The irresistible pressure came instantly, crushing the surrounding rocks into powder. Some immortal kings with weaker cultivation levels were even unable to resist the pressure. They frowned and activated their skills to resist.
"It's just one, it's not enough!" Xu Que raised his index finger, shook it left and right, and said provocatively, "I dare say, this person will retreat on his own without my need to do anything!"
Wow!
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was in an uproar.
"Are you kidding? I really think I am a god!"
"This is the Immortal Lord. Even the Immortal Emperor cannot say such words."
"It seems that these guys haven't been taught a lesson for too long and have forgotten what they did!"
Everyone was talking a lot, not believing what Xu Que said.
Just when the Immortal Master was about to rush in front of Xu Que, he suddenly stopped the car, his face changed drastically, his brows furrowed, and big beads of sweat fell from his forehead.
Gulu!
A huge noise came from him, which seemed to be a sign of some other physiological activity that was about to occur.
Immortal Lord's eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "This... what exactly did you do to me?!"
"Hey, Immortal Lord is dying? Didn't he say he was going to beat us to death?" Duan Jiude said with a sarcastic look on his face, "Come on, come on, I'm waiting for you."
"Fuck! This guy is so arrogant!" someone said angrily.
"But why did this fellow Taoist suddenly stop?"
"Yes, the road ahead is smooth and there is obviously no danger. As long as we continue, we will definitely be able to capture these three people!"
Everyone was puzzled and didn't know why the immortal stopped suddenly.
Only he himself knew that his stomach was churning and cramping, as if a knife was stirring over and over again in his stomach.
Beads of sweat rolled down from his forehead, and the Immortal Lord's complexion turned blue and purple.
This situation has not happened to him for a long time, which is clearly a sign of poisoning!
"You are so despicable and shameless... you actually poisoned me!" the Immortal Lord said through gritted teeth.
Poison!
Everyone was immediately shocked, and looked at the evil dog combination with vigilance.
If I had known earlier, when my cultivation reached the level of Immortal Lord, ordinary poisons would no longer have any effect, and the toxins could be excreted as soon as the technique was activated.
It was definitely a rare poison that could have an effect on the Immortal Lord. Naturally, they did not dare to get close, for fear that they would also be infected.
Xu Que was stunned for a moment, and then said righteously: "Asshole! I, the Bombing Sky Gang, have always acted openly and aboveboard, how could I do such a despicable thing as poisoning?!"
"That's right! Poison is such a dirty thing, I can't even look down upon it!"
"The old Taoist has always convinced people with virtue, and there is no way he could poison him!"
Er Gouzi and Duan Jiude agreed.
Someone questioned: "You are so clever, of course you are not willing to admit the poison you have administered!"
Speaking of this, Xu Que suddenly let out a long sigh, his face full of sadness: "Let's think about it together. In the second level and the third level, which level did I not try my best to help everyone pass the level, but I didn't expect that everyone would... It really chills me that you misunderstood me so much!”
His words were so sincere that those who were still questioning were immediately speechless.
Although this guy did make some mistakes before, if it weren't for him in the second and third levels, I'm afraid people like him might not be able to break through them.
Thinking about it this way, it seems that this guy can only cheat some spiritual stones at most, but he doesn't seem to be able to cheat anyone to death.
Of course, those people in Tianmen have long had grudges and have become mortal enemies. No matter who strikes, they will show no mercy.
Another Immortal Lord said solemnly: "In this case, you dare to swear by heaven that you have never gone down!"
Xu Que raised his right hand without saying a word: "I, Xu Que, swear by the law of heaven that I will never poison you. If I poison you, I will let Er Gouzi and Duan Jiudetian strike with five thunderbolts!"
Boom!
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a burst of muffled thunder.
"Damn it! Why are you attacking us? You're being unreasonable!" Ergouzi was immediately startled. He ran directly behind Xu Que and grabbed the corner of his clothes tightly, "God, please see clearly. If you want to blast this guy, don’t miss it.”
The dark clouds are gradually spreading from the sky, but because the restriction has not been completely dissipated, the breath of the heavenly calamity has not spread out.
Everyone saw a burst of thunder as soon as Xu Que finished speaking, and they all felt speechless, but they did not doubt the authenticity of Xu Que's words.
After all, making an oath based on the law of heaven is no joke. If Xu Que had really been poisoned, he would have been chopped into powder by the thunder.
"Could it be true that he wasn't the one who poisoned me?"
"That's strange. How did this fellow Taoist get poisoned?"
"It's so weird. Is there something we don't know about in this Buddhist realm?"
While everyone was talking about it, Xu Que suddenly stood up and said righteously: "Do I know what's going on?"
As he said that, he pretended to look at the immortal and came to the conclusion: "This fellow Taoist is going to have diarrhea!"
Have loose bowels
Are you kidding!
Everyone found it incredible, what kind of existence is the Immortal Lord
How could such a thing as diarrhea exist for a person with a pure body and a high-level existence that has long been separated from mundane behaviors
"Fellow Daoist Xu, you are talking nonsense. Do you know what kind of existence the Immortal Lord is? How can you have diarrhea all the time!" Someone sarcastically said.
Xu Que said plausibly: "Of course I know, because I was the one who gave the laxative!"
"Hmph, let me tell you... Wait, what did you just say? Did you give me the laxative?"
Everyone looked at Xu Que with surprise on their faces.
WTF
Say it again!