"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool, and will be rewarded with 40 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. You will be rewarded with 60 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. You will be rewarded with 70 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for forcing himself to act so cool. You will be rewarded with two hundred points of pretense!"
…
Suddenly, a series of system prompts sounded in Xu Que's mind.
Everyone in the audience had frozen faces, staring at him in a daze, unable to recover for a long time!
There is no story in your life, only handsome words throughout your life
Oh my god, how narcissistic a person must be to say such shameless words
Why doesn't God chop you to death
"Boom!"
Suddenly, there was a muffled rolling sound of thunder in the cloud sky. It was just a very ordinary spring thunder, and no real thunder appeared.
But it still made everyone's eyelids jump sharply, and they were surprised again and again, thinking that God was really going to kill the young man in white in front of them!
Tang Liufeng was dumbfounded. From the first time he met Xu Que and saw him fooling a group of strong men with just a few words, he immediately felt that this was a very powerful person who was worth getting along with and learning from his strengths.
But after talking at the inn, Tang Liufeng felt that this "Brother Li" seemed very deceptive!
As a result, Tang Liufeng's three views almost changed when he came to Daming Lake today.
To sum it up in one sentence, I have never seen such a shameless person!
Mrs. Ya was also stunned by Xu Que's words, and it took her a long time to come back to her senses.
She originally thought that this young man would be like others, young and frivolous, and when he met a woman, he would tell the story of his glorious past to win her love, but she didn't expect that he would answer like this. It was completely unexpected!
This also made the amusement in Mrs. Ya's eyes thicker. She found that she was more interested in this boy in white, and this interest came faster than ever.
"Giggle..." She covered her mouth and chuckled, elegant and charming, and her beautiful eyes glanced at Xu Que: "Young Master's answer is quite different!"
Unknowingly, her name for Xu Que had changed from "young man" to "gongzi"!
Xu Que naturally discovered this, but he still smiled lightly, cupped his hands and said: "I will give you permission!"
"I wonder what you call me?" Mrs. Ya asked with a smile.
Xu Que straightened his spine and said quite proudly: "I am Li Bai of the Zhatian Gang. I am named Taibai. I am a student of Peking University and Tsinghua University. I am currently single and have a house and a car!"
“…”
Mrs. Ya was dumbfounded again, and then she smiled again.
She had never heard such a strange self-introduction, but she found it interesting!
But many students present frowned, "Zhaotian Gang?"
Damn it, this guy is an insult to the elegance of a scholar. He actually joined those gangs that fight and kill, and the gang names are so vulgar! Why is it called Zhaotian? We scholars should be elegant and not vulgar. A name like Zhaotian is totally undesirable!
Some people were puzzled, frowning and thinking: "This guy is not from Dongcheng Academy, but how come he has never heard of Peking University and Tsinghua University?"
"I don't know. Have any of you ever heard of an academy called Peking University and Tsinghua University?" Others asked the crowd in confusion.
Everyone shook their heads!
"Master Li, since the three questions have passed, why not continue to the next level? This time it is your turn to ask three questions. Each question must be within ten breaths. If no one can answer it correctly, you will win!" At this time, Mrs. Ya spoke softly, her eyes sparkled, and she pursed her lips and smiled.
Xu Que's eyebrows suddenly raised, hey, it's finally my turn to give the question, I'm going to kill you!
He smoothed the white gown on his body, made a full gesture, as if reciting poetry, and said in a deep voice: "First question, you all came to the banquet today, what if you find that the gold invitation given to you by Mrs. Ya accidentally dropped? ,Ask how to do?"
As soon as this question came out, everyone was stunned, and then everyone sneered with disdain.
"If the gold post falls, then of course there is nothing we can do. We have to admit that we are unlucky and go home!"
"No, Mrs. Ya is so generous and friendly to the people. You can ask Mrs. Ya to get another one!"
"Hey, no, there's a trap in this question!"
"That's right, the golden post fell. The correct answer should be like what he did today, to solve the problem!"
"Holy crap, it's true, I was almost cheated."
"Boy, if you lose and lose the golden ticket, then you should come and compete in the challenge!"
In just ten breaths, everyone unanimously agreed on the answer and looked at Xu Que with sarcasm on their faces.
Mrs. Ya was also slightly stunned. She obviously didn't expect Xu Que to ask such a simple question, but she vaguely felt that something was wrong!
As expected, Xu Que raised a smile at the corner of his mouth and looked at the crowd: "You idiots are mentally retarded. If the golden post falls, just pick it up! Haha, you have the nerve to say that you can break through the question. With your little IQ, I can't break through you." Numbness Chuang!”
“…”
The whole place fell silent instantly!
No one expected that this would be the answer, and... it just made sense, leaving people speechless.
However, Xu Que's last taunting and scolding made everyone even more angry, and every student looked at him angrily.
If Mrs. Ya hadn't been there, everyone would have rolled up their sleeves and rushed to fight Xu Que!
Someone angrily said: "This is unreasonable. You are such a disgraceful person. Your words are so vulgar. You are not worthy of being a scholar!"
"Yes, and you are so brave, you dare to say dirty words in front of Mrs. Ya!"
"Have you still taken Madam Ya seriously?"
Everyone began to put high hats on Xu Que, trying to get Mrs. Ya to punish him!
However, Mrs. Ya opened her mouth slightly and was slightly surprised, not because of the answer, but because she was surprised by Xu Que's curse words!
Scholars...don't they all take honor and integrity very seriously? Don’t they all show their gentleness to others? Why is this little guy the only one who is different from the others
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but smile again.
"I believe that Young Master Li just made a slip of the tongue, but... from now on, I don't want to hear such dirty words again. Therefore, Young Master Li, please also be careful to exercise restraint!" Mrs. Ya looked at Xu Que with a smile, obviously no Even though I was angry, I felt a little more appreciative.
But when she said she didn't want to hear such dirty words again, she was serious and didn't sound like she was joking!
Xu Que also smiled modestly and said, "Don't worry, Mrs. Ya, I don't like swearing!"
Everyone is full of dirty words. You don’t like swearing, so I believe you. Today you are the only one who keeps swearing!
At this time, Mrs. Ya spoke again: "Let's get back to the topic, the question Mr. Li asked just now is indeed interesting! Then I announce that the first question passed, please ask Mr. Li for the second question!"
Xu Que waved his hand, flicked his clothes, nodded and said: "For the second question, I'll keep it simple.
Aunt Wang’s neighbor is called Erdan. Every day when they meet, Erdan will greet Aunt Wang politely. Seeing that Erdan is a nice person, Aunt Wang introduces him to her son’s inn as a waiter. The first time they meet, Aunt Wang’s The son asked enthusiastically, "Are you Erdan?" ' Erdan responded politely and politely, and Aunt Wang's son said enthusiastically, 'I often hear my mother praising you. From now on you will come here to be a waiter. By the way, where do you live now? 'After Erdan answered, he was seriously injured by Aunt Wang's son. May I ask why this is? "
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Erdan was seriously injured? This... why is this
Many people were dumbfounded after hearing this.
There were also some smarter students who began to think about Xu Que's entire problem just now!
"Erdan was seriously injured only after he answered the question, so the answer must be the reason!"
"That's right, Aunt Wang's son asked Erdan where he lived. Erdan is Aunt Wang's neighbor, so he should have replied, "You live here..."
One student suddenly stopped mid-sentence and his eyes widened!
Holy shit! Li Bai, you wicked piece of shit!
This...this answer is so damn poisonous!
I almost got fooled!
Many students also reacted and glared at Xu Que fiercely.
Li Bai, fuck your sister!