The answer to Xu Que's question is actually not difficult to figure out, but the problem is that no one dares to answer it!
What exactly did Erdan say? He lived next door to Aunt Wang, but Aunt Wang's son asked Erdan where he lived.
What else can Erdan answer? Of course... live in your mother's Gobi!
So Erdan was beaten!
But no one here dared to say this answer.
After all, Mrs. Ya just spoke, and she didn’t want to hear any more swear words.
So no one dared to answer at all at this moment, and no one dared to say anything in anger at Xu Que, for fear that he could not help but swear when he got excited!
Ten breaths passed in a flash. Madam Ya narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Xu Que with deep meaning: "Master Li is really resourceful!"
She naturally figured out the key to this problem, but she did not pursue it with Xu Que. Instead, she began to appreciate the young man in white in front of her even more.
At the same time, I was also slightly horrified, because it was not difficult to find that Xu Que's two consecutive questions were all based on the on-site situation.
The first question used my own situation to mislead everyone into thinking about the answer to the question!
The second question was even more clever. It directly used her sentence "I don't want to hear bad words anymore", which made countless students present dare not answer it even if they knew the answer.
'Such a quick wit and talent, he is truly a talent! Mrs. Ya secretly praised her, and her beautiful eyes glanced at the many scholars around Daming Lake. She smiled lightly and said, "No one can answer Young Master Li's second question. I declare that this question has passed."
After saying that, her beautiful eyes fell on Xu Que again. The meaning was self-evident, that is, let him start the third question!
Xu Que shrugged his shoulders, looked at the people around him, and said with a face full of hatred: "Hey, let me tell you what is good about you? I have clearly told you the answer to the second question, and you still answered it If you don’t come up, I will really be speechless!”
"..." Everyone in the audience twitched their mouths, clenched their fists, and their eyes were filled with rage.
Tang Liufeng did not dare to get too close to Xu Que at this time. He knew that after the banquet, brother Li Bai would definitely be beaten to death!
However, out of loyalty, Tang Liufeng didn't go too far and just stood across Daming Lake and watched!
Xu Que was too lazy to pay attention to this guy. He rolled his eyes and started talking about the third question!
"The third question is even simpler. You all have to listen carefully this time. There is a part of our body. Some people are hard and some are soft. It is longer for adults and shorter for children. Some people have more hair, and some people have less hair. May I ask, which part of the body is this?"
After saying that, he winked and smiled at everyone.
All the scholars in the audience were dumbfounded!
Some parts of the body are hard, some are soft, some are long, some are short, and some are hairy but not...
Let me go, this kind of problem comes again, it’s really a dog fight!
Li Bai, I’m going to fuck your sister again!
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All the male students involuntarily glanced at their private parts. Immediately, their chests felt tight and they felt the urge to vomit blood. How could anyone express this answer
Some female students, including Mrs. Ya, after thinking about it for a moment, their cheeks turned red and they glared at Xu Que angrily.
In the eyes of scholars, swearing is a big taboo, but when it comes to these private parts, it is even more serious. It is offensive, simply vulgar and despicable, and everyone despises it!
When Tang Liufeng, who was standing on the other side of Daming Lake, heard this question, his face turned pale, and he silently stepped back several steps, murmuring: "Brother Li is so fierce!"
While Xu Que felt the angry and accusatory gazes of everyone present, he remained calm and calm. The old god looked at everyone and mocked:
"The ten-breath time is coming. If you don't answer, you won't have a chance."
"Are you good at it? Can't you answer such a simple question?"
"It's a certain part of the body that everyone uses every day. Why can't you answer the question?"
"Don't blame me for speaking too directly. The IQs of all of you here are really poor!"
"Hey, the ten breaths are up, how about I give you a few more hours to think about it?"
"Let me go, why are you staring at me! If you have an idea, just say it boldly. If anyone can answer it, I will swallow feces and kill myself on the spot!"
"Still no one answered? Hahahaha, I'm sorry, from now on Mrs. Ya will be the next one... Oh, a slip of the tongue, from now on Mrs. Ya's guests will be the next one."
Xu Que's continuous vicious attacks ignited everyone's anger, and everyone was gritting their teeth!
"Li Bai, no matter whether you win today or not, based on your last question, you are definitely not worthy of being a scholar." At this time, a scholar finally couldn't help it and reprimanded loudly.
"It's really unreasonable for you to say such an immoral and crude question in front of Mrs. Ya."
"You are humiliating us literati and Lady Ya!"
"Yes, this is very disrespectful to Mrs. Ya!"
"You ruined such a solemn banquet today, what crime should you deserve!"
Suddenly, Daming Lake was as noisy as boiling water, and many scholars were led to angrily accuse Xu Que.
Some female students stared at Xu Que and yelled, "Shameless person!"
Mrs. Ya frowned slightly and shook her head. She seemed to be a little unhappy with Xu Que's question!
"Sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about. There is nothing wrong with my question. If there is, it is definitely none of my business!" Xu Que said with a calm smile, still smiling.
Because his answer is not that dirty, and is very pure and well-founded, that's why he can be so confident and arrogant!
"Humph, you are still making excuses. Your answer to this question is extremely vulgar!" a scholar retorted angrily.
Xu Que shrugged his shoulders, blinked and said, "No, the answer to my question is very normal. Did you also guess it? You might as well tell me and let me hear it."
"You... you... you are simply unreasonable." The scholar suddenly trembled with anger and pointed at Xu Que, not knowing what words to use to criticize him.
"What's unreasonable! I don't understand what you are talking about. If you know the answer, then tell me! If you don't tell me, how can I know what you are talking about? It's really inexplicable. You are unreasonable. You The whole family is unreasonable!" Xu Que looked innocent.
Everyone was furious again. They had never seen such a shameless person, and they refused to admit it.
"Say it! Don't just stare at me! If you know the answer, just tell me. I think you guys obviously don't know the answer and you want to find any reason not to let me pass, right?" Xu Que looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. He continued to mock and provoke.
"Humph, Li Bai, don't be so arrogant. You just think that we dare not tell the answer, right? Well, I have to tell you today." Finally, someone couldn't help it anymore and jumped out of the crowd.
Xu Que was happy when he saw it, and asked with a smile: "Okay, then tell me, what is the answer?"
The scholar gasped, stared, and said angrily: "Little JJ!"
Xu Que's face was immediately filled with shock. He suddenly took a few steps back, stretched out his trembling arms and pointed at the scholar, and said in horror: "You... you are such a pervert, how can you say such a thing?"