Xu Que shouted out, "Dead pervert".
The scholar was dumbfounded, and everyone in the audience was also stunned!
What's going on? This is it. You were obviously the pervert first, so why are you attacking me now
The scholar came back to his senses and was very angry. He angrily shouted: "You still dare to shout about catching the thief. It's your question itself that has the problem! Don't you just want to induce us and make us become as vulgar as you?
I believe that everyone can understand that I am not this kind of person. I just gave such a dirty and correct answer just to expose your disgusting face... "
"No, obviously you gave the wrong answer! Tsk tsk! Is my answer dirty? Why don't I think so? It's obvious that you are dirty in your heart, so you regard my question as dirty..." Xu Que blinked his eyes and said innocently.
kindness? Wrong answer? Are we ourselves dirty inside
Hearing this, everyone's eyelids jumped suddenly, and they had a bad feeling. Why did they feel like they were being tricked again!
As expected, Xu Que smiled and spoke!
"There is a part of our body, some people are hard, some people are soft, adults are longer, children are shorter, some people are hairier, some people are less hairy, this What else could it be, of course our arms!"
arm
After everyone heard this, they were stunned on the spot. Immediately afterwards, I felt an inexplicable cramp in my chest, and I almost sprayed out a mouthful of old blood.
It’s no longer possible, it’s no longer possible, we can’t stand this guy anymore, who can take him away
…
At this time, Xu Que deliberately lifted up his sleeves, stretched out his white arms, and explained: "Come on, please extend your hands.
Look, my hands are hard. Look at Mrs. Ya, they are naturally soft. And that big guy, look at whether your hands are very hairy. So, this question is very simple. I’m surprised, why can’t you all answer it? You must be pure! "
“…”
Everyone's mouths were licking their lips, and they had nothing to say.
After all... there is indeed nothing wrong with this answer!
Some people have stronger arms, which are indeed hard, some women are good at skin care, and their skin is indeed soft and soft. Adults' hands are indeed longer than children, and some people have long hair on their hands, and some have less hair on their hands. Everything It’s all normal!
But... why, why can't anyone really answer it correctly
Everyone glanced at Xu Que, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths. Looking at the innocent smile on his face, no matter how they looked at it, they felt sinister and unscrupulous!
This guy has been misleading everyone from the beginning. First, he used the answer to the second question to scare everyone into not speaking up.
When he asked the third question, he also had a winking expression, misleading everyone to think in that direction, making everyone think that he was trying to repeat his old tricks, and everyone did not dare to tell the answer, so the result evolved into That’s it!
Tang Liufeng stood on the other side of Daming Lake. After hearing Xu Que's explanation, he was stunned for a long time. He was immediately amazed by Xu Que. The admiration in his heart was like a surging river, endless!
"In terms of shamelessness and nonsense, I will only obey Brother Li Bai in this life!" Tang Liufeng swore to God.
After hearing Xu Que's answer, Mrs. Ya was slightly shocked. Immediately, a strange light flashed across her eyes, and the corners of her mouth could not help but raise again, "What a Li Bai from the Sky-Exploding Gang, even I was deceived!" '
…
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool. You will be rewarded with 40 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool, you will be rewarded with 60 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be cool, you will be rewarded with 90 points of pretending!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for pretending to be awesome, and a special reward of 100 points of pretending!"
A series of system prompts sounded in Xu Que's mind, and the smile on his face became thicker.
"Master Li, the three questions have been passed. From today on, you are my honored guest! Please come in!"
At this time, Mrs. Ya also looked at Xu Que and invited him to enter the garden.
The charming look in his eyes, I don’t know whether it is intentional or natural, is always discharging towards Xu Que!
But Xu Que has always believed that he is a gentleman who adheres to a pure, kind and righteous heart. He cannot be easily seduced by such a torturous little goblin. At most, he just stiffens slightly to show respect!
However, just as he took a step forward, the crowd outside Daming Lake suddenly became excited.
"Hey, that's..."
"This is Mr. Mo, one of the four great talents of Mingsheng Academy, Mr. Mo, who is known as the 'King of Poetry'!"
"Wait, look, the guy next to him..."
"Holy crap, it's Mr. Zhao who is the first of the four great talents of Mingsheng Academy!"
"Even Mr. Zhao is here. It is said that his best skill is pairing. It seems that no one in the imperial city can defeat him!"
"Yes, someone once named Mr. Zhao the King of Duel Kings!"
"This name is indeed well-deserved! I didn't expect that Mrs. Ya would even invite the two of them!"
"Haha, I think it's because of Princess Yanyang! Otherwise, how could they show up so easily!"
"Now we are blessed. At the banquet later, we will definitely be able to see the talents of these two great talents!"
…
All of a sudden, the attention of the scholars present was attracted by the two figures walking outside. There were many comments and exclamations.
Xu Que also turned around and looked around, and saw two young men in long robes stepping down from the sedan chair. Their faces were as beautiful as jade, and their demeanor was graceful. They indeed had an indescribable sense of chicness and elegance!
Mrs. Ya also had a hint of joy on her lips, and said softly: "Mr. Li, the talents of these two are not inferior to yours at all!"
Xu Que raised his eyebrows, sighed lightly, shook his head and said, "Oh, I didn't expect that Madam is also that kind of person!"
Mrs. Ya was stunned for a moment, what do you mean
I? What kind of person am I
Why all of a sudden, I seemed to feel a sense of disappointment and sadness in his eyes
Xu Que raised his head and said deeply: "Madam, I hope you don't look at me with the eyes of a secular person. I am not a person who relies on my face to make a living. I know that my talents have been robbed of too much limelight by this handsome face, but One day, I will let the world see my true talent!"
After saying that, Xu Que turned around and left, stepping into Mrs. Ya's villa.
But Mrs. Ya stayed completely where she was.
After a few breaths, she finally realized the meaning of Xu Que's words. She couldn't help covering her mouth and burst into laughter. She shook her head and said, "This little guy is really interesting! He actually went around the corner and complimented him on how good-looking he is!"
However, Mrs. Ya was really surprised by Xu Que's performance today.
After all, there are many talented scholars in the capital, but many of them are obsessed with studying and do not know how to be flexible and interesting.
That's why Madam Ya set up these two levels ingeniously, and the questions are different every time. However, there are few people who can be as clever as the "Li Bai" in front of her, with a hint of frivolity, especially That evil smile with a slight curl at the corner of her mouth made Mrs. Ya couldn't help but reminisce in her mind.
"At the banquet later, I really want to see who among the three of you has the better literary talent!"