"Ding, you successfully used "Three Hundred Tang Poems", and the content of this book has been stored in the host's mind!"
As the system prompt sounded, Xu Que's mind was suddenly filled with a huge amount of knowledge, and he digested it all in just the blink of an eye!
Fighting poetry? Who is afraid of whom!
A smile appeared at the corner of Xu Que's lips, he raised his tea cup, took a sip, and said calmly: "As the saying goes, don't reciprocate. Since Mr. Mo has given me a word, then I will give you a poem!"
Everyone was stunned. Send a poem
Mr. Mo taught you a lesson, it was your honor, but in front of Mr. Mo, you actually dared to submit a poem? Isn't this a disease
Mr. Mo's reputation as the King of Poetry is not for nothing. How dare you, a little unknown scholar, do anything in front of Mr. Mo!
Everyone was happy and looked at Xu Que with sarcasm on their faces.
A scholar even shook his head and said with a smile: "Young Master Mo was literate at the age of three, recited poems at the age of five, and could write poems at the age of ten. He was named the 'King of Poetry' by the Fire Emperor, and yet you dare to express your nonsense here. You want to send Mo Mo away." Young Master, a poem? You are simply overestimating your abilities!"
"Really? So what?"
Xu Que smiled coldly and said: "Before I was three years old, I competed with the heroes of Heshuo with my poems. When I was five years old, I traveled across the Eastern Wasteland with my poems. After I was ten years old, I no longer stagnate with things. I can compose poems on plants, trees, bamboos and rocks. I am known as the Poet Fairy, and I am nicknamed the Immortal of Poetry. Dugu seeks defeat!"
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The whole place fell silent for a moment!
Everyone looked at Xu Que with contempt and were speechless.
I've seen people who can brag, but I've never seen people who brag like this!
Poetry? Are you still seeking defeat alone? Why don't you just call Donghuang Bubai
Tang Liufeng also had a bitter look on his face, covering his forehead and feeling on pins and needles, obviously feeling that Xu Que's words were really overblown.
If you really traveled across the Eastern Wilderness Continent relying on poetry at the age of five, then why have you never heard of your name
…
After listening to Xu Que's words, Mo Yunshang couldn't help laughing. He shook his head and smiled, looking at Xu Que jokingly and said: "Since Brother Li wants to give me a poem, well, I'm all ears!"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone praised him again and again.
"As expected of Mr. Mo, he has extraordinary bearing and is truly a distinguished man!"
"This is the true style of everyone, which can tolerate all arrogance!"
…
However, Mrs. Ya was the only one with sparkling eyes. She had already found a corner to sit down and stared at Xu Que.
In fact, she could no longer stand and was completely weak.
As the younger sister of the Fire Emperor, Mrs. Ya has an unknown secret. She admires those talented people very much. Whenever she sees them reciting wonderful poems, she will lose control of her emotions. Her body will have special reactions, she will feel weak and blush. Crispy!
Now, an unknown Li Bai appears, but he possesses extraordinary quick wit and personality. He faces off against Mr. Mo, the poet king of Mingsheng Academy. The talent showdown between the two makes it difficult for Mrs. Ya to control herself. From the beginning, she could no longer stand still!
Vaguely, Xu Que also noticed Mrs. Ya's fiery gaze, and was suddenly startled. Damn it, why does this young woman's eyes look so scary? I always feel like she wants to eat me! So sexy!
However, in front of the public, Xu Que didn't dare to think any more and hurriedly gathered his soul to stabilize the fire in his lower body.
Immediately, his eyes glanced at Mo Yunshang across from him: "Master Mo, you just said that I am arrogant when I say that I will suffer losses and Qian will benefit, right? But although what you said is good, it does not apply to everyone. People!
For example, I used to be very humble. When someone said that I was good at writing poems, I would say no, but the person slapped me on the spot and said I was hypocritical! Therefore, I have since changed my mind, changed my past, and got rid of this shortcoming. "
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After everyone listened, the corners of their mouths twitched fiercely, and they were speechless again.
Anyone who can say such things has obviously reached the pinnacle of shamelessness. For such a person, everyone must have nothing to say.
"Grandstanding!" At this time, Mr. Zhao, who had been silent since entering and looked aloof, suddenly snorted coldly.
Everyone turned to look, then glanced at Xu Que, and then their faces were filled with gloating.
Li Bai, Li Bai, you are finished. Even the capital of the four most talented people has been annoyed by you. Now let’s see how arrogant you are!
Tang Liufeng also turned pale with fright. He leaned towards Xu Que and warned in a trembling voice: "Li...Brother Li, Mr. Zhao has already spoken, so you'd better restrain yourself a little!"
"Why?" Xu Que said without any concern.
"He... he is the first of the four great talents. Princess Yanyang will recruit a consort in a few days. Mr. Zhao will definitely be the unique candidate. We must not offend him!"
"Consort?" Upon hearing this word, Xu Que immediately became angry and sneered: "I'm afraid it won't be his turn yet!"
"This..." Tang Liufeng was also speechless. Seeing that he couldn't persuade Xu Que, he had no choice but to say no more!
At this time, Mo Yunshang's face also showed a hint of impatience. He seemed to feel that he had overestimated the Li Bai in front of him. He suddenly became a little bored and said lightly: "Li Bai, where are your so-called poems?"
"Oh, I almost forgot. Mr. Mo, listen carefully, this poem is very educational for you!"
Xu Que put down the teacup, picked up the folding fan, and pretended to swing it.
Everyone didn't bother to pay attention to his arrogant words, and all stared at him, waiting to see him make a fool of himself!
Mrs. Ya held her breath, her eyes filled with anticipation!
After Xu Que made enough gestures, he finally spoke and chanted slowly: "There is a ditch three feet above the ground, and the water flows all year round."
Everyone was slightly surprised. Is this a poem about scenery? Where does the educational significance come from
At this moment, with a "pop" sound, Xu Que held the folding fan in his hand and said the last two sentences: "There are no cattle or sheep coming to graze, I only see Yun Shang washing his hair!"
There is a ditch three feet above the ground, and water flows all year round.
No cattle or sheep were seen grazing, only Yun Shang was washing his hair!
"Well?"
After hearing this, everyone frowned, looking confused and stunned.
Isn't this just an ordinary poem describing a scene
Hey, no, Yun Shang comes to wash his hair? Isn't Yun Shang the name of Mr. Mo
This poem seems not that simple!
"There is a ditch three feet above the ground, and the water flows all year round? How can there be a ditch three feet above the ground? How strange..." Tang Liufeng also repeatedly read the poem written by Xu Que, took a sip of tea, and frowned in thought. .
Seeing everyone thinking hard, Old God Xu Que continued to eat the snacks on the table.
In fact, this poem is not a Tang poem, but a popular limerick on the Internet in a previous life on Earth, or rather... a ** poem!
"A ditch three feet above the ground" refers to an indescribable part of a woman's body. As for "Yun Shang comes to wash her hair", of course it compares Mo Yunshang to a little penis!
Xu Que thought there was nothing wrong with this. You scold me for being arrogant, and I'll scold you for being arrogant. It's okay to reciprocate politely!